I wonder if I can work in a magic carpet, so you can be Jasmine, Nia.
Baroque Works Disco Bar (Crack Filled.)
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If Disney's getting involved, I wanna be either Bell or Ariel.
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ZORO FOUND…THE WRONG MAT
XD This joke will still be funny years from now.
Skyrius is still kicking the crap out of Blackbeard
God yes. I can't even remember why she's kicking the crap out of him, but it's hilarious all the same.
His only partner he can see is Piratemarimo, who was patiently waiting on Crocodile to pull the splinters out of his body from the skateboard.
LMAO. God, someone needs to draw a picture of this. XD XD
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Here's what we need to increase crack by tenfold:
The CP9 do Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged character impressions (Kaku better do Tristian)
Girls on one side of the club, boys on the over side
A full-on make-out session between Ace and Vivi that Conis, Don Krieg, Sentomaru, Capone, Yokozuna, and Hogback watch as Attchan films it
Drake bribes Zeff to show him the tapes. You know Drake wants to see them.
Whitebeard attempts to build his pimp empire by opening an on-site Taco Bell
Yuki-Rin, Kazuma, Hana, Hatori (my OC, not Lucci's bird), Sebastian, Gerogia, Aki, Kartik, and Heathcliffe show up because Paulie requested (by requested, we mean demanded) them to come to the club.
Excalibur from Soul Eater makes a cameo and begins singing his song. Wanze, Laboon, and Mr. 3 interrupt Excalibur, and Excalibur sets them on fire with his cane as he says, "Fool"!And…
Sanji, Robin, Crocus, Tajio from the Post-Alabasta filler episode about curry, my OCs on my pirate crew, Shakky, Saldeath, Morgan, Alvida, Aokiji, Foxy, Cindry, Jyabura, Gan Fall, Urouge, Kohza, Wapol, Margaret, Crocodile, Arlong, Tashigi, Bepo, Brooke, Sabo, Olvia, Shanks, Yasopp, Jango, Jinbei, Shiki, Hawkins, Marco, Lafitte, and Pwngoat all get in a conga line and sing Eastern European Funk by Inculto.
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@Oxenstierna:
Here's what we need to increase crack by tenfold:
Wait, there isn't enough already?
The CP9 do Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged character impressions (Kaku better do Tristian)
Love Yu-Gi-Oh, but I have no idea how that would translate into this fic.
Girls on one side of the club, boys on the over side
But! The sexual tension is so needed!
A full-on make-out session between Ace and Vivi that Conis, Don Krieg, Sentomaru, Capone, Yokozuna, and Hogback watch as Attchan films it
Well, I would, but Ace is partying with Charmed. And the one who is filming is our dear Skyrius. Who is currently busy with other things.
Drake bribes Zeff to show him the tapes. You know Drake wants to see them.
Zeff…Zeff...where did I put him? Yes! He's in the kitchens! Perhaps he should come into the party.
Whitebeard attempts to build his pimp empire by opening an on-site Taco Bell
Bugger Burger would smash his competition in a heart beat.
Yuki-Rin, Kazuma, Hana, Hatori (my OC, not Lucci's bird), Sebastian, Gerogia, Aki, Kartik, and Heathcliffe show up because Paulie requested (by requested, we mean demanded) them to come to the club.
Paulie? If he were in the right state of mind in this fic, perhaps. But he's currently getting his groove on with Pervy's monkeymaker. And, forgive my stupidity, but who is within that group of people? I only recognize Hatori's name, but as you said, it isn't the bird.
Excalibur from Soul Eater makes a cameo and begins singing his song. Wanze, Laboon, and Mr. 3 interrupt Excalibur, and Excalibur sets them on fire with his cane as he says, "Fool"!
What? Soul Eater can stay out of my story, this is One Piece and a One Piece forum. I can't think of any other characters from other fandom's coming in. Plus, why fry Laboon? He's so dang cute! Wanze will probably never make it in this story and Mr. 3 is wobbling around, remember?
And…
Sanji, Robin, Crocus, Tajio from the Post-Alabasta filler episode about curry, my OCs on my pirate crew, Shakky, Saldeath, Morgan, Alvida, Aokiji, Foxy, Cindry, Jyabura, Gan Fall, Urouge, Kohza, Wapol, Margaret, Crocodile, Arlong, Tashigi, Bepo, Brooke, Sabo, Olvia, Shanks, Yasopp, Jango, Jinbei, Shiki, Hawkins, Marco, Lafitte, and Pwngoat all get in a conga line and sing Eastern European Funk by Inculto.
I…don't think so. Especially no OCs. If we got a conga line, it would be our dear, sweet members. And maybe Pwngoat. :ninja:
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Wait, there isn't enough already?
Love Yu-Gi-Oh, but I have no idea how that would translate into this fic.
But! The sexual tension is so needed!
Well, I would, but Ace is partying with Charmed. And the one who is filming is our dear Skyrius. Who is currently busy with other things.
Zeff…Zeff...where did I put him? Yes! He's in the kitchens! Perhaps he should come into the party.
Bugger Burger would smash his competition in a heart beat.
Paulie? If he were in the right state of mind in this fic, perhaps. But he's currently getting his groove on with Pervy's monkeymaker. And, forgive my stupidity, but who is within that group of people? I only recognize Hatori's name, but as you said, it isn't the bird.
What? Soul Eater can stay out of my story, this is One Piece and a One Piece forum. I can't think of any other characters from other fandom's coming in. Plus, why fry Laboon? He's so dang cute! Wanze will probably never make it in this story and Mr. 3 is wobbling around, remember?
I...don't think so. Especially no OCs. If we got a conga line, it would be our dear, sweet members. And maybe Pwngoat. :ninja:
The CP9 got drunk and it's open mic night:ninja:
This will cause more sexual tension. It'll be just like the Gokon episode of Gintama where the boys sat on one side and the girls sat on the other, making the whole group date feel like lunch time in elementary school.
Ace got drunk and fell asleep. He's being drunk and his sleep, and Vivi was his target. Oh, the things Ace can do when he's sleeping AND drunk!
Zeff was getting off his shift when Drake attacked him. The same thing happened to Sanji, except replace Drake with Inazuma.
Whitebeard will close down Bugger Burger because he is the motherfucking Whitebeard!
My group is my original pirate crew. You can find the profiles (except for Yuki-Rin, because putting her profile down would be like self-insertion) at the create a One Piece character thread. Not all of them are up yet, though. Oh, and the Hatori i'm talking about is a blue-haired, glasses-wearing seventeen-year-old who looks like Keitaro from Love Hina.
Then we'll just have Tileston throw Excalibur out and save people's (and, most importantly, Laboon's) lives.
I'll join. We'll still sing Eastern European Funk, though. But, what we do need is an open mic night where characters tell jokes, do skits, rant about stuff, and sing songs they have no right to sing.
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@Oxenstierna:
The CP9 got drunk and it's open mic night:ninja:
Did you read this? Lucci is already smashed in every way possible, and I think the rest are too.
This will cause more sexual tension. It'll be just like the Gokon episode of Gintama where the boys sat on one side and the girls sat on the other, making the whole group date feel like lunch time in elementary school.
One side and the other? But all my couples! All my crack!
Ace got drunk and fell asleep. He's being drunk and his sleep, and Vivi was his target. Oh, the things Ace can do when he's sleeping AND drunk!
Vivi will never be Ace's target, due to his cracky devotion to Charmed. How can I pull Ace away from poor Charmed for Vivi?
Zeff was getting off his shift when Drake attacked him. The same thing happened to Sanji, except replace Drake with Inazuma.
Sanji is drowning in his own nosebleed, so he is out. Inazuma is on a stool on the floor to avoid his fabulous jacket from being ruined. I ask again, did you read this?
Whitebeard will close down Bugger Burger because he is the motherfucking Whitebeard!
Bugger Burger will reign forever, because it's motherfucking Bugger Burger.
My group is my original pirate crew. You can find the profiles (except for Yuki-Rin, because putting her profile down would be like self-insertion) at the create a One Piece character thread. Not all of them are up yet, though. Oh, and the Hatori i'm talking about is a blue-haired, glasses-wearing seventeen-year-old who looks like Keitaro from Love Hina.
I repeat. No OCs in this fic. Even if it is sheer crack.
Then we'll just have Tileston throw Excalibur out and save people's (and, most importantly, Laboon's) lives.
Laboon can't fit in the bar. So…I don't see this idea happening.
I'll join. We'll still sing Eastern European Funk, though. But, what we do need is an open mic night where characters tell jokes, do skits, rant about stuff, and sing songs they have no right to sing.
Oh. There has been plenty karaoke.
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did she want to close bugger buger?
runs away crying
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Did you read this? Lucci is already smashed in every way possible, and I think the rest are too.
One side and the other? But all my couples! All my crack!
Vivi will never be Ace's target, due to his cracky devotion to Charmed. How can I pull Ace away from poor Charmed for Vivi?
Sanji is drowning in his own nosebleed, so he is out. Inazuma is on a stool on the floor to avoid his fabulous jacket from being ruined. I ask again, did you read this?
Bugger Burger will reign forever, because it's motherfucking Bugger Burger.
I repeat. No OCs in this fic. Even if it is sheer crack.
Laboon can't fit in the bar. So…I don't see this idea happening.
Oh. There has been plenty karaoke.
Darn. There go all my fantasies. We could introduce Yuki-Rin, but she's an OC very loosely based off me, right down to her love of the Eleven Supernovas. Maybe we should move some of this tension to my new crack collarboration Anime Development: An Arrested Development parody.
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Yuki-Rin. I don't really like you >:c
I love the Supernovas already.
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Did you read this? Lucci is already smashed in every way possible, and I think the rest are too.
Indeed so. Especially Lucci LOL
I repeat. No OCs in this fic. Even if it is sheer crack.
I thank you very much for that.
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o snap ,never touch vepe's supernovas
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@metteminne:
o snap ,never touch vepe's supernovas
Sshh, mette, we'd better stay out of this, it might get ugly.
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and dont touch buggy!
and margaret!
they are to cute:wub:
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Perhaps, you could write your own crack, Yuki-Rin. Don't limit the fantasies to be written by me.
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I'll be leaving the disco now. I'm too much of a new member to be here. (Has Tilestone throw her out and Kuma to send her miles away from the disco).
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XD Darn, I missed the
shoot-outargument. I could've done my imitation of a volcano blowing up on poor unsuspecting fools. Drat. -
Skyrius, you'd have some way of punching a person through a computer. I just know you know how. I know this.
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Of course. How else would she keep this thread under control?
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Ugh… Jesus Christ, what the hell. fucking november 2010-ers. Gypsy I love you even more now. Seriously. It's a good thing I wasn't here for this or I would have completely lost it. Like hell we need goddamn OCs or characters from completely different series in THIS fic. :getlost: Meta is the only one who can pull that off and that's because "Enelem" is comedy gold.
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I'm good at keeping my cool. Some…how.
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Compared to my family, I'm unusually calm. My friends get angry at me sometimes because they can't ever get me mad.
It's only with certain things that I get pissed off.
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I can see that from you Sai, you seem very peaceful.
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I generally am. xD
But dammit, I hate people who walk slow. Or create fucking human baracades in the damn hallway when I'm trying fucking get to my next class. hk sdlg;h;al. That is one of my biggest pet peeves. So I walk stupidly fast as compared to other people. xD
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We need Trapped's Pet Peeves thread on our forum.
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There's a pet peeves thread?
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She made one here and it flopped.
Let's recreate it on our forum!
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Sure ~
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Yeah if I had been here I would have brought a gun and shot that person. Now I'm in a really bad fucking mood. I was actually in a good mood a minute ago after reading a new part of Meta's fic too. :getlost: Therefore, I have a new rule for the Fandom Pirates:
Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY new is allowed to join our crew. The only exception here is Pervy. I was actually a little hesitant to let Vepe join us too, but unlike the retard who was just in here, Vepe, despite being a "newer recruit," is entertaining and fun.
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I love that Crocodile in your sig, Mari. <33 Samurai Crocodile~ /swoon
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Vepe was just made for us.
Maybe the person who came in isn't a bad person, but she really did…upset me shoving idea with having read it. You know? But I am content with our little 19 member crew. I love it.
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Nineteen is ten more than Luffy has, and 237581981905 less than Foxy has. So I'm pretty content.
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We're missing ONE member from here. Nami never joined us.
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You know what, even if that person had been a bit more fucking polite, it would have still pissed me off. This is your crack fic. You take suggestions from us occasionally or get inspired but that's different and you still call the shots at the end of the day.
We need Nami and Pervy. That would make 21 right? 19 is just… it's one of those numbers that bug me. No clue why, it just does.
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Pervy is on the forumship, so 20
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Pervy has joined. She just hasn't posted.
I agree. I don't mind request, but suggestions, OCs and crossover? Absolutely not.
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Rule Number Sixteen: **No one, lurker or not, insults The Crack Fic. No one.
Rule Number Sixteen:
No one, lurker or not, insults The Crack Fic. No one.** **Rule Number Sixteen:
No one, lurker or not, insults The Crack Fic. No one.** **Rule Number Sixteen:
No one, lurker or not, insults The Crack Fic. No one.** Gypsy, you're too nice. I would have hit the roof. No OC characters. No crossovers. Ever.
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Trapped, I love you.
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Love you too my dear. I'm already making out with BFF, though. Come to Local's car in about an hour?
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As if I wouldn't already be there.
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Rule Number Sixteen: **16. No one, lurker or not, insults The Crack Fic. No one.
Rule Number Sixteen:
16. No one, lurker or not, insults The Crack Fic. No one.** **Rule Number Sixteen:
16. No one, lurker or not, insults The Crack Fic. No one.** **Rule Number Sixteen:
16. No one, lurker or not, insults The Crack Fic. No one.** Gypsy, you're too nice. I would have hit the roof. No OC characters. No crossovers. Ever.
Crack fics are dumb.
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Crack fics are dumb.
:ninja:
To the gallows with you.
(It's a better guilty pleasure than Justin Bieber, at least. And who can say no to Akainu humping a pole?)
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I regret… nothing!
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I was actually a little hesitant to let Vepe join us too, but unlike the retard who was just in here, Vepe, despite being a "newer recruit," is entertaining and fun.
WHY? What had I done wrong or what had I left undone that I should have done :cwy:?
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You haven't done anything Vepe. That was only cuz you were a new recruit and nothing more. But it's obvious you were meant to be part of the crack. Now, however, I don't care if anyone new wants to join because they are NOT getting into our group, no matter what his or her personality is like.
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Oh… But I wasn't really that new. I'll shut up. Thanks for clearing this up ^^
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I love how exclusive we are.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
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On Thursdays, we burn everything pink and wear red and green to make Christmas happen sooner.
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I've already started to play Christmas music. Isn't that sad? XD