To the question that was ignored: Aokiji turns himself in ice cubes and hides in Sanji's freezer.
To the current question: Tashigi, by posing as a dumb mermaid whose dream is to be a musician.
What if Lucci was a vampire?
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A) He would have eaten the Batto Batto no Mi instead.
Q) What if Jabura was a werewolf?? -
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A) He would have eaten the Batto Batto no Mi instead.
Q) What if Jabura was a werewolf??a) ussop would have a proper win against him.
q) how many years has it been since my last reply hereXD?
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A) Not enough.
Q) Was that joke in poor taste?
Q2) If Jabura is a wolf man, does his penis go inside him when he stands up? (Family Guy joke) -
A.) No, it fuses with his leg. Eating the fruit made him lose his manhood.
Q.) Why does Sanji like Nami?
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A) Duh breast fetish
Q) Who would win in a fight , luffy or buggy's penis and why.
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A) Luffy, because Robin would put Buggy's penis in her purse and take it home.
Q) What would happen if Spandam got invited to Aokiji's birthday party?
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A) they'd fill him with candy, hang him from a tree and use him as a pinata
Q) Do you think Zeff has a hunger for human flesh now?
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A) Yeah, he can't get enough of Pearl's desiccated corpse.
Q) What are the side-effects of eating a retarded shield-man? -
A.) Nausea, heartburn, coma, death. In that order.
Q.) What's the deal with Robin's nose?
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A) She was born with it
Q) What if Foxy was in The Matrix -
A: He would out act Neo thus kicking that emotionless bastard out of the movie.
Q: Who would win in a fight Apollo creed or Usopp?
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A: Usopp pokes Apollo in the eye with his nose and wins.
Q: Should I sue Hyper Dingo for destroying my innocence?
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A.) No, DINGO BAT did that.
Q.) Who is the Half-Blood Prince?
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Franky. The other half is motor oil.
Why does Captain Smoker's pants leg like ice cream?
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A. It ate the Baby Baby Fruit, and must drink Milk all the time.
Q. What if Helmeppo and Robbie Rotten traded places for a day? And would anyone notice?
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A.) No, people would be too busy laughing at the name Robbie Rotton.
Q.) Why does Franky sound exactly the same no matter what age he is in the anime (excluding when he was REALLY small)?
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_A: _For building ships, dont you know Shipwrights have exrta same kind of voice all their life….
_Q: _Do they? :/
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if people were to sue me for destorying their innocence i'd be in the poor house.
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A. Yeah, because Franky's always been a robot with a little dude inside his head controlling him.
Q. Who is the real Franky, then?
I called it wrong, so long ago. I guess this needs to be changed.
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@Fire Fist:
A. Yeah, because Franky's always been a robot with a little dude inside his head controlling him.
Q. Who is the real Franky, then?
A: Conan O'Brien
Q: Why?
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A: Hmm… maybe because of his face?
Q: One Piece crossovers with Mystery Science Theater 3000. What happens next?
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A) Robin examines the scientific properties of dropping Spandam off of a thirty-story building.
Q) What happens when Nami has a batmitzvah? -
A: Everything starts making sense.
Q: Whatever happened to all those Jugon?
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A. They took a vacation
Q. How many times has something actually died inn the OP World? -
A)Nobody dies in One Piece
Q) Who will win in a battle Little Robin or Little Kalifa
Kamen Rider OOOs
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A:Little Robin
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Because Little robins devil fruits would rape Kalipha without her rokoshiki moves.
Q: Does Little Lucchi like to torture small animals.
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No. He loves his lil'Hattori. He only hates humans.
Why?
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Because.
How much money would the Straw Hats spend if they went to IKEA?
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Because.
How much money would the Straw Hats spend if they went to IKEA?
nothing, they'd steal everything, we're talking piracy here
luffy playing counter strike, his skills are…?
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A: Nil. Usopp BOOM HEADSHOTs everyone.
Q: Which does Robin prefer, tequila or vodka, and why?
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neither. she likes pure water most!!
do you think the new boat Qty?
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A) What?
Q) What would happen if the Straw Hats had a video game party? -
A) Usopp will win through out the party..
Q) What is the most possible romance story that oda will put in OP? -
A) Usopp and Chopper finally give in to their animal passion.
Q) What question could not possibly receive a cheap-ass stock answer? -
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A) Because…Zoro...ummm...had sex...with...your...mom.
Q) Which Marine will be the first to infiltrate the Straw Hat crew, and how will he/she do it?Well, Well, you are so funny and such a cool man… respect for your mom that she brought someone like you out of her
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Well, Well, you are so funny and such a cool man… respect for your mom that she brought someone like you out of her
I know. She figured if she had to make a great contribution to the world for the betterment of all mankind, it was going to be me.
Hey, wait, you were being sarcastic!
Hey, watch it, buddy! I have Spiderman on speed-dial!
Okay, actually, no, but…
looks at speed-dial
I'll call... my buddy L! And... my grandfather! Yeah! That's right!
pelts Roronoa D. Zoro with little wadded-up balls of sandwich wrap
Back on topic...
@IT'S:A) Usopp and Chopper finally give in to their animal passion.
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A. Pretty much any trivia question, such as "Where was Roger born and executed"?
Q. Why didn't Wapol use his Baku Baku power to make snow cones while on Drum Island and make a fortune?
I called it wrong, so long ago. I guess this needs to be changed.
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A: Well, he tried, but they melted in his mouth. In the end, all we got was a lot of yellow snow.
Q: If Robin was alone, stranded on an island–how long would it take her to start doing crazy stuff with her hana hana limbs, and what would those be?
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A: I don't think it would be suitable for this website. The time would be 48 hours.
Q: What would happen if everyone gained a D. in their name like Wa D. Pol or Roronoa D. Zoro?
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A. It wouldnt make any diffrence anymore :/
Q. Would all the "real" D.'s chainge thier names to some other letter?
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A) Monkey E. Luffy!
Q) So what would the E stand for??
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A.) Eating, so his name would be Monkey Eating Luffy.
Q.) Is his name Portgas Dace or Portgas D. Ace?
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A: Neither, it's clearly Portgaz D. Trace.
Q: Where are Smoker and Hina and what are they doing!?
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A: There in the closet somewhere, pretending to make out just to mess with people.
Q: Is Chopper black? I mean, he has been persecuted in his lifetime.
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A.) Yes, he is. Why do you think he became a doctor? To mirror George Washington Carver. Of course, he wasn't a doctor himself, but no one wanted to break the news to Chopper.
Q.) Do you want some more hot coa coa?
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A: yes please! can u add milk?
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A: No, he usually slows down because rumbles have the same effect like crack.
Q: NOn one piece question Why do some people on this forum end their sentences with lol and XD
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A) how should i know XD
Q) If chopper is black, what type of black is he???
