masturbate on the spot, probably.
hell, what would the other straw hats do if that happened?
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I see sweatdrops. A lot of sweatdrops. And Zoro having a go at Sanji and calling him a love-crazy chef, which would result in another argument.
Question - why is it, since Luffy is made from rubber, that no one has thought of tying his arms and legs together?
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A: Well if the sail ever got damaged he could do that to himself to the ropes so he could be used to move the Going Merry.
Q: Who made Kuro's gloves?
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A. Someone Kuro paid in secret, and then probably killed afterwards.
Q. Why is Smoker still in perfect health if he smokes all those cigars?
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A: He is made of smoke, therfore he is immune to the hazardous effects anyways. Either that or he secretly wears makeup to hide all bad health suggesting features
Q: What is Usopp's favorite breakfast cereal?
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A: Honey-nut Liar's.
Q: Where did Robin buy her revealing purple outfit?
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A: Frederick's of Grand Line.
Q: What did Belle Mere cut her hair with?
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I see sweatdrops. A lot of sweatdrops. And Zoro having a go at Sanji and calling him a love-crazy chef, which would result in another argument.
Question - why is it, since Luffy is made from rubber, that no one has thought of tying his arms and legs together?
Ace does that
A: Weedwacker accident…
Q: Just where did everyone come up with all of those goofy attack names??
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A: happy hour at a bar
b: what does the gum gum/gomu gomu fruit taste like?
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A: Bubblegum mouthwash what else?
Q: Does Ace sing "Great balls of fire"?
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Argh, Buuhan1 beat me!
A: He'd sing it if he was at a party!
Q: What if Usopp met Rock Lee?
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I posted before ya silver.
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Yes, but I edited it to answer you.
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A: Lee would give him a green jump suit & u would see Sogeking wearing it in a fight.
Q: How'd Kaku's nose get it's shape?
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Thats a knock off of my "Who's nose is more deadly, Usopp or Kaku's?" question.
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A: a cheese grater
b: do you think thats a joint sanji's allways smokeing
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A: No. It's obviously MDMA (Ecstacy) from the way he responds to the opposite sex.
Q: Why did Franky get identical stars on both arms?
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A: cos he's an ass
b: how can people take buggy the clown serously
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A) When he get's mad.
Q) How strong is Whitebeard?
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A - equal to Gold Roger. Unless you shave off his beard a la Samson.
Q - if Kuro can run at a speed of 100m in 3-4 seconds, would he be tested positive for drugs at the Olympic Games?
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A) He'll kill those people before they even test him.
Q) What's so special about being Pirate King?
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A: you get a really nice one of a kind t-shirt that says pirate king on it. from a gift shop called ONE PIECE.
Q: how do poeple get such big noses? (usopp, usopps mom, kaku, square sisters.) -
A. Spandam or someone messes around with their genetics.
Q. What'd Bon Clay do if confronted by far fight fundamentalists who disapprove of his okama-ness?
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A: Whipping that face paint off would be a start.
Q: How is Kuro suppose to enjoy a girl's company if hes too worried his ungloved hands will stab her in area's despite he don't got the gloves on?
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A: Since when has Kuro shown genuine concern anyone's saftey besides his own?
Q: If you gathered all the pirate crews in One Piece together in a tavern, no weapons, how many seconds until a brawl erupts?
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A: 2 seconds
Q: what wolud every one do if one piece was just a piece of paper witch said "friendship is the ultamate terseure"
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A: They'd all bolt. Usopp, sensing his new environment, would begin hollering "Head for the hills, it's the Marine!"
Beaten to the punch, so I'll answer that one too.
A: Flaming bags on Oda's doorstep, with the label "here's your treasure!"
Q: How would this site be different if called Baratie instead of Arlong Park?
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A: simple..emeral and wolfgang puck wolud be moderaters
b: do you think sanjis eye brows are penciled on
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A: No, it's a fine tipped sharpie.
Q: How is it that Sanji can smoke so much, but have perfectly white teeth?
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A:Didn't you learn anything from health class, smoking is good for you, it helps to make your teeth whiter and your lungs stronger!
Q:What would happen if dub Franky sounded like dub Mr. 2?
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A: The world would blow up
Q: If Nami was a guy but disguised him(her)self as a girl how would Sanji react if he found this out?
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A) Kick him(her) off the ship.
Q) Which is a better title, Pirate King or Shaman King?
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A: Burger King
Q: Why don't Chopper actually turn into a Chopper?
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A: His arms won't reach the handlebars!
Q: Considering 90 percent of the Marine are crooked, why do they still have the Justice logo?
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A: Cause Justice is Blind.
Q: What if Ace became a Fire Fighter?
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A: his picture would be added to the dictonary…next to "irony"
Q: how does don krieg keep his armor so nice and shinny all the time
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a: oh, that? its not really steel, its just wood painted with gold paint.
q: what in the world is so wrong with sanji's eyes that he has to cover it?and why doesnt he jsut use a basic pirate eyepatch now that hes a pirate?
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A: pink eye..and a eye patch doesent go with the color of sanjis wig…
B: do you think that the mera mera fruit is mega spicey...like a chille pepper
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A: Nope! The fruit that Ao Kiji ate is the spicy one! XD !
Q: What would Zoro do Kuina was resurected from the dead, And Tashigi was watching?
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A: Well if she was brought back from the dead she'd be naked, nough said.
Q: What if Luffy bathroomed the Gomu Gomu Fruit out?
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A: then buggy the clown wholud have betten the liveing hell out of him….then buggy wolud go to the grand line fund one piece and be king of the pirates
Q:when will sanji start his own chain of fast food resterants
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A: When he gets a hot girlfriend.
Q: Can Luffy scretch TOO far?
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A: yes like a rubber band…and when he does hill snap into loseing his arm and or leg
Q: luffy eats alot red meat how long until he gets a hart attck
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A: His arteries are made out of rubber too. They won't clog, they'll just stretch to clear.
Q: With only one eye in play, how does Sanji chop things neatly without depth perception?
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A: It took alot of pratice, he already lost his left hand, he now has a robotic hand with a rubber glove customely made to look like a hand.
Q: Luffy is rubber, Ace is fire. Has Ace ever melted a part of Luffy?
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A: square hair spray, of course!
Q: If hatchan's an Octopus merman, does he have bones (octopi don't)?
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A: square hair spray, of course!
Q: If hatchan's an Octopus merman, does he have bones (octopi don't)?
What???????????????????????????????????????????
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A: The question was whether or not Hatchan has bones.
Q: How long can a Vulcan 300, a snack box with a robot face drawn on it and chopstick limbs, keep Luffy entertained?
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A: Over four days:
Day 1– play with it as a robot
Day 2-- Announce it's his new nakama and punch someone who he believes is a threat
Day 3-- Try and convince the box to reveal its dream
Day 4-- Go ADD and play with the box itself, like an infant.
Day 5-- Whine that the snack box is empty.
Q:
What exactly was special about the Buggy (cannon, clean your minds out!) Balls?
