If you have any anime jokes, post 'em here (you too, Shina III).
I got one (kinda lame)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Vegeta.
Vegeta who?
Vegeta breaks down door and beats the person
If you have any anime jokes, post 'em here (you too, Shina III).
I got one (kinda lame)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Vegeta.
Vegeta who?
Vegeta breaks down door and beats the person
Please no one take offense to these, i'm not bashing any of your favorite anime but here it goes. I am a fan of these animes, and you would have to be to get these jokes so just run with them. Some are kinda dirty to so if you take offense to dirty jokes, don't read them.
Have you heard about Hirohiko Araki's new manga about pornstars?
Yeah, it's called "Blow Blow's Bizzare Adventure"
What did Son Goku tell the Hooker he wanted?
A Kamehummerha.
Did you hear that Married With Children's getting an anime?
It's called Full Metal Al-bundy.
What did Yu-Gi-Oh!'s austistic cousin believe in?
The Heart fo the Tards.
What is Muten Roushi's favorite novel?
The Kame Sutra.
I'll post some more later.
Originally posted by Shinagamithe3rd@May 31 2005, 09:47 PM
Did you hear that Married With Children's getting an anime?
It's called Full Metal Al-bundy.
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lol, definitely the joke of the day :lol:
What is Muten Roushi's favorite novel?
The Kame Sutra.
I'm a sucker for horrible puns.
Good job, you!
I forget what the jokes where exactly, but they went something like:
Where does Goku store his food?
In a Frieza!
Or
In a Cooler!
…..
Ah ha ha ha ha. :lol:
I know a classic one:
How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: One. But it takes three episodes for him to do it!
Ha ha! That's funny, I'm funny.
Originally posted by Zio@Jun 1 2005, 08:11 AM
**I know a classic one:How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: One. But it takes three episodes for him to do it!
Ha ha! That's funny, I'm funny.
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oh oh this thread starts to become really fun. i'll try to find some good jokes too
What do you call a pointless yaoi anime about tops?
Gay-blade.
What did Zoro practice when he became a porn star?
San-ho-ryu: Three Whores Style
If Kenshin Himura was gay, what kind of sword would he use?
A Sukabutthole.
Did you know Toei is making a new series about Goku and the gang as old men?
It's called "Draggin'-balls."
When me and my lil brother did our Conan and Richard cosplay, we had a skit to go with it. In the skit we get into an anime insult war. Here's what we came up with:
**Oh please! Youâ€re so stupid, you think that there are only 11 Final Fantasy games!
Oh yeah? Youâ€re so stupid, you think that Akira Toriyama made DragonBall GT!
Youâ€re so stupid, you think that Duel Monsters and Duel Masters are the same trading card game!
Youâ€re so stupid, you think that Big O is a brand of tires for monster trucks!
Youâ€re so stupid, you make about as much sense as the final episode of FLCL!
Youâ€re so stupid, you make about as much sense as the Super Milk-Chan theme song!
Youâ€re so stupid, you think Totally Spies and Teen Titans are anime!
Youâ€re so stupid, you think that Heero Yuy loves Relena Peacecraft!
Youâ€re so stupid, you think 4Kids Entertainment is a good dubbing company!
Youâ€re so stupid, you think Dic is a good dubbing company!**
Have you heard about Hirohiko Araki's new manga about pornstars?
Yeah, it's called "Blow Blow's Bizzare Adventure"
That's great.
Well here's another Araki joke then.
Did you hear Araki's redrawnig Baoh as gag manga with toilet humor?
It's now called "Baoh-wels."
(Heheheh…Hey butthead...word play rules...hehehe)
Originally posted by Zio@Jun 1 2005, 02:11 AM
**I know a classic one:How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: One. But it takes three episodes for him to do it!
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That's the best imo. :D
Originally posted by Shinagamithe3rd@Jun 1 2005, 12:15 PM
**What do you call a pointless yaoi anime about tops?
Gay-blade.What did Zoro practice when he became a porn star?
San-ho-ryu: Three Whores StyleIf Kenshin Himura was gay, what kind of sword would he use?
A Sukabutthole.Did you know Toei is making a new series about Goku and the gang as old men?
It's called "Draggin'-balls."
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Ah, those are great ones.
Originally posted by Usopp with a Pushpop@Jun 1 2005, 03:22 PM
Youâ€re so stupid, you think Dic is a good dubbing company!
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XD that just made my day (they're worse than 4Kids)!
Originally posted by Akumashogun+Jun 1 2005, 11:22 PM–>QUOTE(Akumashogun @ Jun 1 2005, 11:22 PM)
Where does Haruko order food?
Takun Bell!
What series is about a prostitute and her long hair?
Hoe-Hoe-Hoe- Hoe….ect.
I love this thread…
Originally posted by Solar Knight+Jun 1 2005, 06:22 PM–>QUOTE(Solar Knight @ Jun 1 2005, 06:22 PM)