Post worthy riddles on this thread. See if you can stump anyone!
Here is an easy starter: Two coins make 15 cents and one of them is not a nickel, what are they?
Post Riddles
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A dime and a nickel; the OTHER one is a nickel.
I'll participate in your silly riddles:
What gets turned on when you want to use it
What also gets turned off when you don't use it
I can do for you , that nothing else can (except my stationary friends)
I change shapes,sizes, rotate, and gets your back row
I'm light and handy, but you mostly only use me at night time, unless you want me in the mornings before you go to work.
I caress, rub, shake, and massage.
if done right, I can make you feel happy, if done wrong , I can make you bleed.What am I?
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If you say dildo, I will have to beat you.
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wth is a nickel? how many cents is that?
what is a dime?
quarter i can figure out though… are there any other strange coins you americans got?What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
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no Idea but I have one
Your walking on a set of train tracks, you see a train heading for you, instead of jumping off where you are your run 30 yards forward then jump off why?(actual logical answer)
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You're on a high bridge, and the it ends 30 yards from where you are.
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wth is a nickel? how many cents is that?
what is a dime?
quarter i can figure out though… are there any other strange coins you americans got?nickel is 5 cents, dime is 10 cents.
Here's a VERY easy one:
A plane was flying from Dallas to Denver. However, the plane crashed. Every single person on the plane died. Who lived?
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The people not on the plane.
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You walk up to a mountain that has two paths. One leads to the other side of the mountain, and the other will get you lost forever. Two twins know the path that leads to the other side. You can ask them only one question. Except! One lies and one tells the truth, and you don't know which is which. So, What do you ask?
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another easy one
A Cabin is discovered in the middle of the desert with a bunch of people dead inside, no foot prints leading to or from the cabin (excluding the people who found it) and the people inside weren't killed by each other
how'd they die?
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If you say dildo, I will have to beat you.
How the hell did you know?
(J/p)
Actual Answer (since people probably think it isn't serious):
! An electric toothbrush…You sick perverted bastards
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another easy one
A Cabin is discovered in the middle of the desert with a bunch of people dead inside, no foot prints leading to or from the cabin (excluding the people who found it) and the people inside weren't killed by each other
how'd they die?
They either starved or died of thirst.
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nope and nope (logical but not the answer)
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…sucide, maybe?
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old age….........
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That too…
Anyone know mine yet?
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everyone stumped by mine? XD
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no Idea but I have one
Your walking on a set of train tracks, you see a train heading for you, instead of jumping off where you are your run 30 yards forward then jump off why?(actual logical answer)
Not sure how to explain this without using vectors, so I'll do it that way.
Assume that the train tracks are going from south to north and the train is coming from the south to you. Also assume that east/west is on a x-axis and north/south are on a y-axis.
If you jumped off where you were to the east/west, you wouldn't have any vertical velocity, so the train could still hit you whilst you were in midair. If you run 30 yards and gain vertical (northward) velocity and jump, you'll still be moving north while still going east/west off the track.
…Did I get it right?
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The objective of this is to figure out the story while only knowing what the ending is. To figure out the rest, you have to ask yes or no questions.
"Had he seen the sawdust, he wouldn't have committed suicide."
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I got one.
You're hiking through the desert and the tire on your boat pops. How much fuel does it take to repair the roof?
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nickel is 5 cents, dime is 10 cents.
Here's a VERY easy one:
A plane was flying from Dallas to Denver. However, the plane crashed. Every single person on the plane died. Who lived?
The pets.
+16 pets
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no and no again for mine
! Airplane Cabin, crashed in desert
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…Wow, people are going to have their hands full in this thread, considering how many riddles there's been already!
Edit: That's still wrong, Jay_n_Silentbob
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Who flies a plane to 2 cities in the same State? Therefore no people were even on board
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Nobody got mine at all
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…Dallas, Texas and Denver, Colorado is what I meant.
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You'd think that, wouldn't you? (Wrong)
Don't tell me its "the people inside the plane"… that only works if there was some lunatic ontop of it.
You walk up to a mountain that has two paths. One leads to the other side of the mountain, and the other will get you lost forever. Two twins know the path that leads to the other side. You can ask them only one question. Except! One lies and one tells the truth, and you don't know which is which. So, What do you ask?
You ask one of the twins what the other would say is the path to the other side. then don't take that one.
Alternativly you kill one of them take the other hostage and tell him that unless he answers more questions you will kill and eat him.
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One guy walks into a bar. He is savage, and his name is Cyringohn.
What is his name?
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You walk up to a mountain that has two paths. One leads to the other side of the mountain, and the other will get you lost forever. Two twins know the path that leads to the other side. You can ask them only one question. Except! One lies and one tells the truth, and you don't know which is which. So, What do you ask?
What would your brother answer if I asked him which path was the right one?
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Since nobody got mine, I'll post the answer:
! The married couples. Get it? Every SINGLE person on the plane.
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Har Har Har
16 Hars
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That made me cry.
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Nobody got mine either. They just ignored it. Same with Gohn for that matter…
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What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs in the evening?
(Riddle compliments of my friend the Sphinx.)
ITT: We bitch about people not answering our silly riddles.
Brawl FC: 1848-1356-2850
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What would your brother answer if I asked him which path was the right one?
we have a winner!
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Taleran: the dead people in the desert cabin did not die of old age?
is their killer still in the cabin?
Solar: think that one will have to have its own thread. too complicated in this one i think.
Jay and silentbob: a human where a day represents a lifetime: todler crawls, adult walks normally and an elderly uses a cain for a third leg.
Maikeru: bah! he still gets lost if he takes that path.
What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
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I got one.
You're hiking through the desert and the tire on your boat pops. How much fuel does it take to repair the roof?
How would the roof even be affected if the tires popped? How can you repair it with fuel? Does the boat even have a roof?
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What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs in the evening?
A person
Crawling as a baby, walking on 2 legs and with a cane making 3
and Gorlom I posted teh answer and no not old age
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What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs in the evening?
(Riddle compliments of my friend the Sphinx.)
ITT: We bitch about people not answering our silly riddles.
Person. First you're a baby, then a normal walking person, then you'r ea senile old person who needs a cane to support their weak bones.
How would the roof even be affected if the tires popped? How can you repair it with fuel? Does the boat even have a roof?
The point is it happened. Don't sweat minor details like "physics prevent this" >_>
I don't expect people to get the right answer.
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I got one.
You're hiking through the desert and the tire on your boat pops. How much fuel does it take to repair the roof?
3 bananas to feed the camel. and a pack of smokes after you are done.
Taleran: silly me i missread.
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I got another, it's pretty easy
I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, But only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I?
and don't you dare say it!
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2 more
They're right infront of you and open wide doors
You sit on it, but you can't take it with you
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2 more
They're right infront of you and open wide doors
You sit on it, but you can't take it with you
KNOCKERS
CHAIR
16 goldeneyes
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is it life or something?
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You and a friend are walking in a jungle inhabited by two tribes. One is full of cannibals that allways lie, the other is harmless to visitors and the members allways tell the truth.
At a fork in the road you spot a local, though you cant tell which tribe he belongs to. Further down each road you can spot the 2 villages belonging to each tribe.
Your friend wonders how you are supposed to tell which tribe is which. You wager that you could tell by asking the local only one question.What do you ask him?Edit: After hearing his answer you go to the village the local points out to you. What did you ask him?
What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
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You and a friend are walking in a jungle inhabited by two tribes. One is full of cannibals that allways lie, the other is harmless to visitors and the members allways tell the truth.
At a fork in the road you spot a local, though you cant tell which tribe he belongs to. Further down each road you can spot the 2 villages belonging to each tribe.
Your friend wonders how you are supposed to tell which tribe is which. You wager that you could tell by asking the local only one question. What do you ask him?Ask them for advice, and then your question would be if the advice was a lie.
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You and a friend are walking in a jungle inhabited by two tribes. One is full of cannibals that allways lie, the other is harmless to visitors and the members allways tell the truth.
At a fork in the road you spot a local, though you cant tell which tribe he belongs to. Further down each road you can spot the 2 villages belonging to each tribe.
Your friend wonders how you are supposed to tell which tribe is which. You wager that you could tell by asking the local only one question. What do you ask him?Isn't that just a different version of Maikeru's first one? The answer's the same.
Thanks to PirateNeko for the avatar!
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"Take me to your own villiage."
Yuggioh taught me well. =B
@Gorlom:Solar: think that one will have to have its own thread. too complicated in this one i think.
Yeah, I know. Just threw it out there anyway.
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@generic:
Ask them for advice, and then your question would be if the advice was a lie.
Your friend calls you a cheater and then points out that you are still none the wiser.
Isn't that just a different version of Maikeru's first one? The answer's the same.
The tribal looks at you
"What other person?"and your friend laughs at you for beeing stupid the rest of your life. (which might be very short at this rate =P)
Hopefully Solar is that friend and both of you go down the safe road instead of the one to the village belonging to the cannibals.
What the…? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. facepalm
