Chapter 453: Cloudy, with a Small Chance of Bones
Enel's Great Space Strategy Vol.21: "Well, let's go to the moon!!"
-The Spaceys approach the moon by balloons
The scene continues in Perona's Wonder Garden
Zombie A: Oi!! Newbie, what the hell are you doing?!!
Zombie B: It's physically impossible for us to oppose the Master's orders!!
Zombie How… How is he able to oppose the order!?
Zombie Furthermore, he's as strong as the Generals....!!
The zombies gather all around.
Dog penguin (from now on "Dogpen"): The power, that can't be measured by common sense… the power that makes the impossible possible...!!! Inside me is the hurricane, that blows everything over, it's name is...
Nami: That dog-penguin's talking almost exactly like Sanji-kun….!!
Usopp: Hey, Dogpen!! Do you know about Sanji!? Did that loverboy Sanji come to sav---
Dogpen: Shut your shitty mouths up, you pirates!!!
Usopp: Uwah!! He's our enemy after all!!!
Chopper: I hear a voice from a distance!! What is it this time!?
Absalom: Wait, Lolaa~~~!!!
Lola: Just try and catch me! Teeheehee!! Teehee!!!
Usopp: A BOAR!!?
Lola: I found her!!! That woman over there!!! That damn cat burglar!!!
Nami: Bu... but I haven't stolen anything yet!!!
Dogpen: Don't lay a finger on this woman!!!
Dogpen receives Lola's attack, hitting with the leg.
Lola blasts Dogpen off.
Nami: Usopp, Chopper!! Heeeelp me!!!
Absalom: I got my bride!!! Okay, let's have the ceremony immediately!!! I already made the preparations!
Chopper: EH!? Nami's flying!! AWESOME!!
Nami: No!! I recognise that voice!! Let go!! You're the invisible man who was in the bathroom, right!!?
Absalom: My name is Absalom!! It's the name of your future husband, so remember it!!
Nami: I don't keep my body in shape everyday for some perverted beast who is a peeping tom!
Nami: "Thunder Charge"!!!
Absalom lets Nami go, the three run into a direction where there are no zombies.
Absalom: (What was that… this shock that shook my whole body...!! ... It's as if I got struck by a sudden bolt of lightning...could it be....
Absalom: Love!!? Lola: I won't let you escape!!! You damn cat burglar!!!
Dogpen: … It's no use!!! That woman is the target... but why am I protecting her....!? But the way my body is moving is so familiar! This makeshift form...needs to overcome its weaknesses...!!!
Zombies: Hurry, get those three!!
Absalom: Hey you Animal Zombies!! Wait!! Don't harm a hair on that woman's head!!!
Zombies: Shuddup!! You damn Pervsalom!!
Zombies:We Animal Zombies are only Lady Perona's subordinates according to the Master's command!! You're not our commander!!
Absalom: I said wait!!!
Absalom: I understand that you are under Perona's control, but aside from that point, you should understand that you shouldn't anger me.
So you better watch your cheekiness or else….!!!
The zombies tremble.
Dogpen stands up in Absalom's way.
Dogpen: …. I won't let you go after that woman....!!
Absalom aims with his hand torward Dogpen. Then something strange gets released from it.
DOGOOOhh….nNN!!! (The sound effect?)
Dogpen faints as his eyes roll back into his head.
Meanwhile, Nami and the others get chased by none other than Lola.
Usopp: Hey Nami, I think she's only going after you….!! Can we split up into two groups then?
Nami: You want me to be bait!?! You're heartless!
Chopper: That boar is scaryy!!!
The scene goes down to Robin & Franky.
Tallaran: Are you telling me that 3 of your Strawhat Crew were taken behind the walls just now?! ♪Mon-kii, mon-kii♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (think of how a monkey talks), it's gonna be the same procedure for you now!
You are surrounded by immortal zombies on both sides!! You better brace yourselves!!
Franky: Dunno if you're a dumbass spider or a dumbass monkey, but I bet that huge spider web that got Sunny trapped at the entrance of the island was because of you, wasn't it?!
Tallaran: Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-Ooh!! It was easy, as all of your actions were revealed to us by Lady Perona's Ghost Network!!
Robin: And your big ears are probably pretty good for intelligence work too. You seem to able to hear good with those ears, ne…
Tallaran: Eh? ... what?
Franky: STOP FAKING IT!!!
The zombies are slowly approaching from behind.
Franky: What bad luck…!! We're blocked in every direction. We gotta do something quick... will you leave it to me?
Robin: ... If you like to, be my guest. I'll try to support as much as I can.
Franky: Hehe... now isn't that promising? Okay then, let's kick some asses: "Coup de"….
Franky breaks the bridge!
Tallaran: Mmmnwwhhuuoooaaaattt!?!! YOU!!! Broke the~!!!
Everybody drops down (including all the zombies).
Franky: See, THAT's how it's done
Robin: You are quite the reckless person, ne?
While falling down, Robin performs a move!
Robin: "Cien Fleur"-Wings!!!
She sprouts arms to form wings!
Franky: You… can fly into the sky!!?
Robin: Only for 5 seconds... sweat
Franky: THAT'S SO SHORT!!! Even so, it's enough time…!!! Strong Right!!!
Franky grabs the edge of the passage way with his extended hand!
Franky: If we can get into that entrance, we could go after Strawhat!
Robin: Uh…. I'm sorry, I can't anymore....!!
Franky: UWOH!! Crap, the arms are gone!!!
Luckily, they both somehow get to the other side…until...
Robin: What is that?!
Franky: Huh?? What's that up in the sky, something's… no, somebody!!! Somebody is falling down!!!
SFX: BOOOOOONE!!![<- in place of "DOOOON"]
Brook: IT'S "JUST BONES"!!!
Brook falls into the courtyard! What will happen next?!
End for this week Translation by Rockschmock
Proofreading by Smartz118