A: ZOMG TANKsSSS
Q: Will we RAVE ON now?
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer v.2
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Q) which do you choose?
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A: Neither. I choose that baby from Eraserhead!
Q: How would Oda choose to abruptly end One Piece?
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A: Sanji's head falls of, and is processed into pencil erasers.
Q: What about the rest of you? -
A: I Hadoken the world, thus destroying everything but Chuck Norris. We then have a climactic space duel. I lose, but Chuck lets me live. We then go into the Ramen Cart business (Cup of noodle ramen, that is.)
Q: If everyone's dead, who buys the ramen?
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A) my eyebrows
Q) attention duelists, my eyebrows give me the power to defy gravity!!
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A: I agree with Mai's Eyebrows!
Q:I hardly have any eyebrows to speak of… In America?
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A) luckily my eyebrows also givce me super strength
Q) is there anything my eyebrows can't do?
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A: They cannot tell a lie.
Q: In America?
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A) no, in Siberia
Q) who wants to die by the hands of my eyebrows?
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Q: Or is that just me wanting it to die?
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A) DURP
Q) I miss Dragon Ball )8
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A: Get the DVD sets!
Q: What if this guy joined the Straw Hats:
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A: Sanji would present the girls with Vases full of Crimanthisums every day.
Q: One Piece=Monty Python DVD's?
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A) no
Q) DURPTY VERN VERN VERN
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A: Bidoof got a… Motorcycle?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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A: To put an end to it all.
Q: 12TH MATCH UP
OCEANIZER VS. JUDGE JUDY
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A: I've only ever seen Ocean while lurking. Plus, I'm watching Joe Brown right now. Judge Judy FTW.
Q: Why am I watching Joe Brown?
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A) because I told you to
Q) nooooooo, my eyebrows killed themselves!
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Q: What is my grand evil scheme?
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A: You never had one. maikeru's eyebrows just sucked so much they spontaneously died for no apparent reason.
Q: Spontaneous death? -
A: Spontaneous combustion.
Q: Is a gigantic Furby a good doomsday device?
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A) GINASF
Q) this kid from my school keeps spamming me through e-mail, what should I do?
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A: Pity the foo'
Q: Is he pitiable?
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A) yes, very
Q) should I just kick the shit out of this pussy?
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A: Violence is not the answer.
Q: But it provides a temporary solution?
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he's dead
have you ever seen a mexican work at a starbucks? -
A: No, but I've seen a line of Mexicans reaching beyond the door of a Taco Bell. Q: Why would a Mexican want to eat at a white trash ripoff pace like Taco Bell?
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A) Taco Bell muy magnifico!
Q) Is Blackbeard my hairy uncle?
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A: Yes.
Q: Does he scare you?
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A) yes
Q) did he violate me too many times?
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A: Probably.
Q: Did he use his… powers on you?
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A) now my special places are inside-out
Q) …....eww
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A) U suck
B) Y Do U suck?
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A) Becuz I M Maikeru22
Q) who would win?
Vampire vs BF -
A) Will Smith and a dog
B) If Will Smith is the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, then who is the Fresh Princess?
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A) Elmer Fudd
Q) Brooke is Scooby Doo and Elmer Fudd?
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A: No, he's the illegitimate daughter of Elmer Fudd and Disco Stu.
Q: Ew?
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A) Party Like A Rockstar!
Q) Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!
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A: Frogman…
Q: Yeeeeeah?
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A) Let's party!
Q) what music should I play?
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A: Mozart
Q: Should I invite Frogman?
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A) no, he bullies me
Q) uobgyivgbzdyuldrgfvaeiCM ?24- bmHN
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A) stfu
Q) Laffite?
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A) no, that is a dog
Q) who is that smexy man in the backround?
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A: The dog's owner, of course.
Q: What is the dog doing?
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smelling your cunt
are you wet? -
A: Yes
Q: Ohhh that dog a' mine!
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A) Oh Lonesome me!
Q) Is my sig too big?
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A: I think so
Q: Will it be killed by the sig nazi's?