Hmm… Pretty sure this has never been posted.
Fill out the petition "Peter, please answer the following question:" and ask it a question.
Ask anything you want. "Who is standing to the left of me?" "What is my dog's name?" "Where do I live?" and he will know.
The strangest is asking it "Who is standing to the left of me?" and then getting the correct answer. Creepy, no?
EDIT: Wait… this thing is... I think it... Hold on a sec, I have the dying feeling was FOOLED.
NO ONE FOOLS PRIVATE ZULEN!! YOU'RE SO FUCKING DEAD!! EDIT 2: Okay, I figured it out. It's a scam. Now, you see, for the petition, if you type a Period first, this makes a "P". But it's actually a period. And now, you can fill in the ANSWER you want and it will appear you are writing the actual petition. Once you're done with the answer, fill in another period to let it know you're done.
It's just a trick to fool other people around you.