I loved it dear! You captured both Rose and the Doctor very well.
Local-chan's Short Stories (Threads merged)
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Thanks XD it's probably one of my faves lol, amusingly enough, I got a RoLu doujinshi today where it was wine centric lol
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I think it is cute. ^^
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Thanks XD I actually think thats the first PURE Doctor Who one I ever wrote lol.
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“Would you like one?” Robin asked the Reindeer, holding an already dripping Iced Lolly between her fingers. Chopper squealed in delight
“Please!” he was already jumping up and down, tongue hanging out. Robin handed him one, strawberry flavour, keeping the orange one for herself.“I haven’t had these….in a long time.” Robin spoke softly, her mind wandering into distant memories as her tongue gently pressed against it.
Chopper took the more childlike approach, his tongue lapping every which way. Robin laughed silently to herself, she hadn’t had much practise in eating Ice Lollies in a long time.Chopper liked spending time with Robin, most mornings she’d approach him with a new book which he must ‘study’ and then ‘borrow’ a book from him herself. She would sometimes even tease him by pretending to know stuff about medicine, usually tripping over herself in doing so. Not that he minded of course.
Sometimes at nights, she’d stare up at the stars and wonder to herself, sometimes getting upset she would request for something to cuddle through the night.
She felt…so warm as she slept, she was silent, her chest heaving as she smiled, holding Chopper close to her, like a soft toy.
Robin stuck out her tongue; it had turned an orange hue, the lolly dripped over her hands. She pulled a face; she wasn’t particularly interested in the frozen treat Chopper had realised, more in just seizing a quiet moment together from what would usually be a hectic time.
Chopper tried to convince Robin to discard the unwanted lolly, but Robin insisted otherwise, she held his fuzzy paw as they walked back to the ship.
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XD love the title. ;P
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I thought you'd say that XD What with you naming it and all lol
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Thanks, I do believe that Luffy being drunk…although would probably never happen, is oddly cute/hilarious XD
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A short story I made for Squeek-Chan (dunno if she is on this forum like) but she said it was ok to post here too.
Hypnotic Hips
Footsteps echoed in the dimly lit cavern as two female forms wandered through the darkness. One carried a lantern, illuminating her sad features, the other seemed more angry, her blue hair curly and frizzed up.
“Ah….we are here.” Miss All Sunday spoke softly, lowering the torch, it lit up the ground around the two, showcasing a beautiful underground river.
“This is where the boss wanted us to look?” Miss Doublefinger raised an eyebrow as Robin sat down on a rock and took off her hat and coat.
“Yes…it’s deserted down here, and rather peaceful, quite a nice mission, don’t you think? A few years ago you wouldn’t be able to get moved because of Cybermen, so we should see if we can find some of their technology.”Doublefinger looked around and scowled
“So you mean to tell me that we’ve been sent on a pointless mission?” she asked. Robin nodded.
“Appears so, but lets get the best out of it.” Robin removed her boots and dipped her legs in the cold water. Doublefinger watched as the woman splashed her feet in the water.“Boss?” Doublefinger asked. Robin turned her head and watched as the she made her way towards her. Her hips swaying, it was rather….hypnotic, Robin felt herself staring.
“Why did you ask me to come along?” the blue haired woman asked. Robin just smiled at her.
“I wanted some company, I dislike being stuck in that Casino all day.” She frowned. “I belong in places like here, out of the way.”Doublefinger placed a hand on the woman’s shoulder.
“I’m honoured to be with you boss.” Doublefinger smiled. Robin smiled back.“Please, call me Robin.”
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That was pretty good….. until the mentioning of the cybermen. That's gotten pretty worn out.
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You just don't realise the awesomeness of the Cybermen boy-o.
But nah, Squeeky loved it, and so that makes it good, not writing for you anyways.
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You just don't realise the awesomeness of the Cybermen boy-o.
I just can't find awesomeness in something that looks like a slurpie machine with a garbage cube on top.
But nah, Squeeky loved it, and so that makes it good, not writing for you anyways.
Speaking of which, I'm still waiting for that Orihime x Chizuru drabble.
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Since when did people look like slurpie machines?
And you'll be waiting a long LOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time for that OrihimexChizuru or whatever she's called one. I got a big HinaxRobin one to finish, as well as continuing Robin Who, as well as RobinxLuffy, RobinxChopper stories, and others for other people too.
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Since when did people look like slurpie machines?
Since cybermen walked the earth, silly.
And you'll be waiting a long LOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time for that OrihimexChizuru or whatever she's called one. I got a big HinaxRobin one to finish, as well as continuing Robin Who, as well as RobinxLuffy, RobinxChopper stories, and others for other people too.
Fine with me. I've found better yuri drabbles to read out on the net. :wub: I've found love with a particular series of Mihoshi-Kiyone drabbles.
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eeeeeeeeeeeeee, fine then, fuck you.
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yea, a concept me and my friend were talking about, the strawhats as heroes. (which is why Robin is the Doctor) and I decided to challenge myself by making a story that made no sense in a short time. It is rather shit really, but it made me giggle:
FEAR NOT! EVIL DOERS! FOR THERE ARE NEW HEROES IN TOWN!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, it appears that Zoro is dead! Which is TOTALLY NOT SUPER!” Chief Franky screamed to the press. “In his death, he left everything to his swords.”
“OI! Chopperman! Come on, we need to fly!” A caped hero spoke, his name was Luffiuffy! Who had the power over rubber! Aided was his companion, Chopperman, a reindeer who cannot fly, and also, the awesome Sogeking! “We must find out who killed Zoro and wounded his swords.
“Lalalalalala, I’m a princess <3” Vivi spoke as she walked around the palace. “Isn’t that right, Brooke.”
“I AM….A PANTY GOD!” the skeleton laughed and danced around. There was the smashing at the windows as three evil doers entered the room.“Muahahahaha!” smoke plumed out of the mouth of the boss, the evil Sanjidon. “I have all the girls in the world! You can be one of my team if you wish Princess.” He pointed towards her. A hand smacked him over the head.
“We dun need any more members!” Namina scowled. “Just get the jewels and be out of here!” she beamed, her entire clothing made out of gold. “Robiny! Hurry up and stop them.”“Ah…..ok then.” Robiny spoke.
“What are you wearing anyways?” Namina scowled.
“I’m the Doctor.” Robiny smiled.
“Doctor? DOCTOR WHO!?”
“fufufufu, that’s right!”“Ah, Robiny-chwan, Namina-Swan <3 A perfect trio.” Sanjidon blushed, as another smack sent him flying
“Now, give us the moolah!” Namina licked her lips at Vivi, who basically cried.“STOP! EVIL ONES! OR WE WILL STOP YOU!” Luffy burst through the window.
“Y-yeah….um….Luffy, they look pretty tough.” Sogeking followed. And then Chopperman.“Robiny, Namina! Stay back!” Sanjidon ran towards Luffiuffy, and was instantly knocked back.
“Um…Chopper…you go get them.” Sogeking shivered.
“Will you bring up the rear?” Chopper asked.
“Um…yea….something like that, I’ll go plot the escape route.”“Oi! Evil doers! I am Chopperman! Fear me!” Chopperman screamed,
“Aw, aren’t you just adorable!” Robiny cuddled the hero with a mass of hands.
“EEEEVIL!”
“No, just bad fufufufuf.” Robiny chuckled, cuddling into the hero. “Namina, can I keep it?”“No adopting heroes Robiny!” Namina scowled, chasing after Sogeking.
“THAT’S MY GOLD GIVE IT BACK!” she creamed, firing gold bullets from her body.
“ARRRGH! NO! I’M NOT A HHERO! DON’T HURT ME! HURT CHOPPERMAN! HE LIKES IT!” Sogeking pointed. Before getting hit again.
“Oh, you done it now, mass superhero powers, unite!” Sogeking screamed, before making Namina collapse from his super awesomeness.“SUPER VILLAIN KICK!” Sanjidon shouted at Luffiuffy, who knocked him back again.
“You can’t beat me! I have super penis powers! Of TENTACLES!” Luffy beamed as his penis shot out and stabbed Sanjidon in the chest.“ALRIGHT! THE JIG IS UP!” a voice appeared from behind the chaos. “You’re all under arrest.” Franky burst in.
“oh noes!” everyone screamed.
“But I’m a hero! OF MEAT!”
“All the girls love me, so I’ll be bailed out.”
“Can I spend the cells with him? fufufufu.”
“Noooo! PLEASE NO! NO MORE HUGS.”
“I was once….a great hero….”
“My gold ;-; my PRECIOUS GOLD!”
“Wait! I’m a princess! And the ones in trouble! You can’t arrest us!”
“In prison, will I get boned?”“There, all is well again in the land of our city, the evil ones are arrested, so are the heroes, because they do as much damage as the rest!” Franky nodded, crossing his arms.
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my head hurts right now but I'm laughing….
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What a great story to wake up to, lol
….I think I'm awake now XDDD time to get ready for work ^^
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Hahahha….. it's soo funny XD good work as always
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seems people are not fleeing and are actually enjoying this….damn....musta done it wrong >_>
Thanks guys.
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that was just about as much crack filled as that picture you had shown me.
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hahahaha because we all know RoCho butt sniffing is the most random crack ever.
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XD great Fanfic Local-Chan
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thanks XD
Most of it was just comments between Alina-chan and myself, which is how Robin as the Doctor (well, he WAS voted the no 1 Hero, so she HAD to be him….even tho she's 'bad') came around.
Same for Luffy's penis attacks...
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Something I did for Alina-chan the other night, not entirely great, but some bits made me laugh..
Once again the Strawhats were in trouble, they had disturbed the lair of the evil Kyurk crab and after a swift defeat by Luffy, and they all ran in different directions. Splitting up.
Team 1:
“Oi…Robin…you go in front.” Usopp shivered behind the woman.
“Why is that?” she asked, trying to hide a smile.
“Ladies first…and all that.” He lied. Robin started to walk onwards.
“You know, it’s more common for the one behind to be picked off first, the ones in front unawares.” She grinned. Usopp shivered.“Actually…I’ll go in front.” He boasted, readying his kabuto.
“And face the enemy straight on.” Robin nodded, following him. “Who knows what shapes and creatures lurk in the darkness, owls…..dogs…..eels, what would you do if you came across an eel…with a huge wingspan!” she teased him.Usopp shivered again; there was a silence between the two.
“Robin….can we….do both?” he asked. She looked at him, an amused expression on her face.
“You mean….switch?” she asked, Usopp nodded, beads of sweat rolling down his face.The two stepped in circles around each other, switching places as to be neither front nor back.
“Robin….what do you think of Luffy?” Usopp asked. Robin thought for a minute
“Ah, he’s a fine captain.” She smiled and looked at the dark ceiling. “I admire him a lot. How about yourself?” she asked.“He’s a lot of fun.” Usopp looked down. Robin nodded. “I really like him a lot.” He smiled.
“You love him don’t you.” She asked, he looked at her. “Call it ESP or women’s intuition.” She winked. “Or the fact that it’s just obvious.” She agreed.Usopp was silent, Robin just continued to walk.
“Should I tell him?” he asked. Robin thought for a moment.
“You should, he’s simple, but he understands things like this. Besides, it would make me happy.” Robin grinned.
“How so?” Usopp asked.
“Because you guys mean so much to me, and if you are happy, then I too, am happy.” She frowned.“There’s someone for you, isn’t there.” Usopp asked. Robin avoided the question.
“You should definitely tell him.” she quickened her pace.
“I’ll tell him if you tell me who it is.” He grinned.
“It’s the smallest person you’ll think of.” She spoke, and that was that.Team 2:
“Chopper! I’m hungry!” Luffy complained.
“I have this sandwich.” Chopper offered, Luffy didn’t take no for an answer and scoffed it.
“Still hungry.” He blinked. Chopper sighed. Luffy’s tongue hung out over the small reindeer.“Chopper….food!” he stared down at the reindeer. Chopper screamed as he caught on.
“Don’t eat me! Don’t eat me! Don’t eat me!” Chopper began running, Luffy giving chase.He quickly caught up to the reindeer, pouncing on him.
“Don’t eeat me.” Chopper cried. Luffy giggled. “You’re funny.” Luffy grinned.
“Not as funny as Usopp though.” He added. “Usopp’s SOOOOOOOOOO Funny, with a capital Fun!” he beamed.Luffy crouched down, poking at the floor with his finger.
“I miss him so much!” Luffy complained. Chopper patted him on the back.
“How much do you like him?” Chopper asked.
“A looooooot.” Luffy winged. “We’ll never see them again!” he frowned.
“Never again!?” Chopper exclaimed, his face scared.“I want Usopp!” Luffy exclaimed. “He’ll make things ok.” He laughed a little. Chopper hung his head.
“I miss Robin.” He started to cry. Luffy started to grin.
“You like Robin!” he started jumping around the reindeer, who sulked.
“I don’t!”
“You love her! You want to have babies with her and get married!” Luffy poked the reindeer who screamed.
“YOU LOVE USOPP!”There was silence as the two glared at each other, neither admitting to their loves, but each knowing.
Two of the paths wound into one.
“Usopp!” Luffy grinned, his eyes sparkling.
“Luffy!” Usopp exclaimed. A hand pushed him forwards. “I’ve got something…..to tell you.” He stammered, looking back at Robin, who nodded, with a smile.“Luffy…I think you’re really….awesome.” Usopp struggled. Luffy’s grin spread.
“YOU’RE AWESOME TOO!” he screamed, waving his arms around. “Let’s be awesome together!” he exclaimed. Usopp nodded.The two ran off, happily. Leaving Chopper and Robin together.
“Ah….Mr Doctor.” Robin smiled a red hue over her face. Chopper just squirmed in his body.
“Robin.” He beamed at her. The two didn’t say anything, apart from their hands holding as they followed Luffy and Usopp down the cavern hallway. -
Yea, me and Alina started doing this on LJ a few weeks ago, 30 short stories, 15 RoCho, 15 LuffyUsopp, and 30 doodles, the same. Note that not all of em will be posted here, since some do border on the adults only side of things. Anywho, on with em:
Prompt: Leaves on the Trees
Pairing: RobinxChopper
Notes: Implied Sex! People’s opinions change quickly, like the leaves on the trees, a first impression isn’t what lasts. Chopper knew this well, especially when it came to the woman sleeping peacefully next to him. Chopper smiled at her warmly, even in her nakedness she looked beautiful.
! He remembered the time when she first joined the crew, how he had been terrified of her, and for due causes, she was an enemy, and if he didn’t please her, she would eat him, like a dragon would, he spent many hours awake, thinking that she would poke her head around and gobble him up. He shivered.
! Of course, things weren’t different now, he still thought of her as he lay in bed, and she did eat him, but in a much more….fun…way. He chuckled to himself.
! The thoughts of her being a evil harpie faded away over the next few months, he began to realise, like him before, she was merely lonely, perhaps that was one of the reasons that ended up attracting the two together, a mutual state of needing each other, perhaps due to fear of being alone again.
! He remembered looking up at her, helpless as she gave her life for him, he wanted to tell her those words there and then, but couldn’t find them, it wasn’t until he had helped save her life that he managed to stammer them out.
! He recalled the loving embrace she took him in, his head squished up against her chest, before she lovingly kissed him, Chopper was beaming with the realisation that he held a special place in her heart, and she too found it difficult to tell him the truth.
! His thoughts of her changed again as they struggled to keep their relationship a secret, he was sure that the rest of the crew knew, and in the end, they did, with a simple gesture of making sure that the two spent time alone together, guarding the ship or wandering off shopping together.
! Franky himself even created a new place for the two, in what was once the ship’s library, mainly used by the woman and chopper themselves in the first place, it now housed a rather expansive double-bed where the two found themselves sleeping, and more every night.
! Chopper remembered their first ‘act’ together, both were nervous, him worried that he might hurt the poor girl, before she looked into his eyes and told him everything would be fine. He laughed now, it was amusing that he could see her naked anytime he wanted, and he could.
! He pictured her doing the most normal thing, in her case it would have been reading, yup, he could see her naked doing that, sometimes he caught him in the middle of town, staring at her, his expression changed to that of a child quickly enough, and usually when they returned to their quarters, they ‘acted’ more.
! Chopper loved the new feelings he had received for her, like the leaves on the trees, they are never the same, but he knew one thing, he nodded to himself as Robin nuzzled her head into his fur.
! “They loved each other.” -
Prompt: Night Out
Pairing: RobinxChopper
Notes: Implied Sex at the end! Robin admired herself in the mirror, a long rose red silk evening dress hugged her body, it ran over her breasts, over the curves of her stomach and hips, before running down her long legs, stopping approximately around her ankles, it was coupled with a beautiful gold necklace around her neck, a small jewel supposedly at the end, but hidden down her cleavage.
! She looked stunning, and knew it. She eyed her companion, who was fumbling with his tie.
“Robin….I can’t do it.” The young Reindeer complained, tears beginning to well up in his eyes. Robin slinked her way over to him, crouching down at his side, her long fingers gently slid the tie up, fastening it beautifully.
! “Perfect.” She smiled at Chopper, who returned the favour.
“Where are we going?” he asked, Robin was at a loss of words, it wasn’t very often, if at all that she received the pleasure of going out on an evening, but the island of ‘Allonz-oh.’ Promised to deliver this, and more.
! It had actually taken her a short while to decide on her companion for the night, sure she was constantly surrounded by men, but none seemed to stand out to her. Luffy, in his own lovable way, was an idiot, and had less table manners than a glove puppet. Zoro was selfish in his own way, concerning himself more over his training than anything else.
! Usopp seemed to be more interested in his toys or making up tall tales, how boring. Franky seemed a viable choice at first, but his inability to wear anything apart from speedos put Robin off. Sanji was another good choice, but she’d expressed a major disconcert when he ditched her and Nami when they offered him a date in order some other women.
! Nami was a great friend, but Robin wanted, nay, NEEDED a man. And so found comfort in young Tony Chopper, the reindeer wasn’t that bad, a tad young and inexperienced, but Robin heartily enjoyed their time together.
! “Nearly ready?” she asked him, the Reindeer contined to fumble with his clothes, he wasn’t used to going out fully dressed for an occasion.
“I…think?” he stared confused at his clothing. Robin licked a small cloth and pressed it against his face, Chopper pulled away as the woman cleaned his fur.
“Oi! Stop it! Idiot!” he blushed, wiggling out of her grasp. Robin smiled and tucked the handkerchief somewhere.
! “ok, now grow big.” She demanded, Chopper nodded, turning into his huge human point. Suprisingly, the clothes stretched enough to accommodate this new found body mass. Robin simply nodded, linking an arm through his, resting a little on his shoulder.
“Shall we go?” she asked.
! Their night was mixed with romance and fun, first up, they went for a quiet meal, just the two of them at a fancy restaurant. Robin munched at her salad and lamb while Chopper bit into a huge burger, a hand sprouted containing the handkerchierf from before, mopping away a dollop of sauce that had nuzzled its way into Chopper’s fur.
! Next up they went to a funfair, surprisingly enough it was Robin’s idea, Chopper grinned as he spun around on the teacups, almost relieving himself of his dinner, and that wasn’t even starting on the rollercoaster….incident. Robin clutched at him as they sat in the Ghost Train, it wasn’t entirely scary, but he needed somebody to hold on to, besides, it was the man’s job to hold the girl.
! Chopper blushed as Robin cuddled into him as they passed another ghost, then a zombie, she eyed the various creatures that passed by, Ghosts, Zombies, Vampires, Werewolves, Daleks, Witches, Ogrons, Sontarons, Cybermen.
! The two quickly got up and made their way to the next ride, not before stopping off at a cotton candy machine. Chopper took huge chunks from his, while Robin simply nibbled at hers.
The Big Wheel was loaded up, Robin and Chopper in a carriage to themselves. It was at this time Chopper opted to change back into his ‘cute’ form. Robin held onto him as it slowly took them to what was easily the best view in the island.
! “Look Robin! The ship!” Chopper exclaimed, his eyes wide with amazement. Robin nodded, holding her hair in the wind.
“Chopper.” A sly expression crossed the woman’s lips. Chopper turned to her, her lips touched his softly, before breaking away again. “Kiss.” She smiled, blushing a little. Chopper was confused yet happy, he jumped onto Robin’s lap and cuddled into her.
! Lastly the two enjoyed the stroll along the beach to where their ship was docked. The sand beneath their feet as they giggled and laughed at each other’s jokes. At last they were there, Chopper’s face sank as he burst into tears. Robin crouched down next to him, for any normal man they’d be treated by an excellent view of her cleavage.
! “Our night doesn’t have to end because we’ve came back…” Robin smiled. Chopper looked up, tears staining his fur. “I’ll pour us some wine.” Robin told him. Chopper beamed, wagging his tail.
“But I’m not allowed…” Robin winked.
“My treat, I won’t tell if you won’t.” she replied. “Maybe we could drink it in my room, if you know what I mean.” She added. Of course, Chopper had NO idea what she meant, and so their beautiful night out continued until the early hours of the morning, where Nami, annoyed, Woke the two up, a little hungover, their bed a little messy, and both VERY naked. -
Promt: Bad Teeth
pairing: luffyxusopp
Notes: Boy Love, Also, spoilers for Thriller Bark I guess! Nami paced herself around the Thousand Sunny, followed by Chopper, whom was ticking off various things on his checklist.
! “Sun lotion?” she asked.
“Check.”
“Wine and Grog?”
“Check.”
“Toothpaste?”
“Check…no…” the Reindeer stopped. Nami spun on her heels, hands at her hips.
“What do you mean Check, no?” she snarled. Chopper’s grin was freakishly huge, he cowered behind the clipboard, his small feet shaking.
“Well….when I checked the stores we didn’t…” he was cut off by Nami snatching away the board.
“We’ve used up fifteen tubes since we last landed.” She groaned. “I wouldn’t mind but it was only five days ago.” She was annoyed now. “WHO IS WASTING MONEY!?” she screamed at the reindeer.
! “I…I don’t know.” Chopper’s face was grinning as he started dancing cutely. “Idiot! Idiot! Silly human!” he replied back at her, Nami stormed off, desperate to find the culprit
! “Twice a day, no more, no less.” Robin simply stated when Nami queried her, Sanji was the same, Zoro and Franky…well…she’d be surprised if they brushed at all, what with the constant teeth loss due to brawls.
! “Yohohohohohoho! I don’t use toothpaste! I use extra sheen bone clean.” Brooke announced, tipping his hat at the navigator. Nami grinned, that only left two.
! “OI! USOPP! ATTACK!” Luffy screamed, sending a stream of paste in Usopp’s direction. Usopp dodged, the paste harmlessly splatting against the wall.
“You’ve angered me now, now feel the wrath of my toothpaste star!” Usopp grinned, loading the Kabuto with three pellets.
! Luffy held his chest as he was hit by two of the pellets, the last one hitting the floor at his feet, Usopp shot him a thumbs up.
“Easy target, once I hit the hairs off a worm.” He bragged. Luffy’s eyes sparkled.
“woaaaah! AWESOME!” he laughed, wiping the paste from his shirt. “and to think, we had all of this stuff just laying around!” Luffy exclaimed.
! Usopp fired another shell, this time it firing straight into the captain’s mouth, Luffy swallowed it.
“WAH! IT TASTES LIKE MINT!” he exclaimed, patting his belly lovingly, it was a rare treat, and a moment later, he had his mouth open, guzzling down the tooth paste with ease.
! Usopp didn’t stop him, instead began to weave a rather interesting tale.
“Have I ever told you about the…Tooth Fairy?” he started, Luffy blinked.
“There are stories that if you have very clean teeth, then this evil woman will come down from the sky at night, and punch you in the face. She will then proceed to rob you of all your teeth, and even your money.” Usopp lied. Luffy blinked silently before frowning.
! “Sounds….like someone I know.” He stroked his chin. “But….who?” he tried to think. Robin? No, that seemed to be beneath her. Luffy continued to ponder as the door swung open.
! “YOU TWO!” Nami screamed, dragging them by the collars. “You have been using up all the toothpaste! Haven’t you!” she bellowed at them, the two boys simply grinned, oblivious to her threats. Suddenly something clicked in Luffy’s mind.
! “YOU! YOU’RE THE TOOTH FAIRY!” he screamed, covering his mouth, Usopp was practically mid-heart attack, foaming at his mouth.
“Don’t take our teeth, don’t take our teeth.” The long nosed sniper chanted to himself, crouching down and playing dead.
! Nami replied in the usual way, slapping Luffy across his grinning face and stamping down on Usopp’s nose….HARD.
“Sometimes you two really make me angry, you know.” She muttered, before storming off.
“What was that about?” Luffy asked. Usopp was back on his feet.
! “She was scared my by manliness, all girls are.” He told the Strawhat. Who simply retaliated by shooting a steam of sticky white paste over the sniper.
“Wasting foood!” Luffy screamed, realising what he was doing, a moment later he had the sniper on the floor and was sucking at the paste. Usopp swung himself, trying to get the captain and his rubbery tongue off him.
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Promt: Baby
Pairing: LuffyxUsopp
Notes: Not really bad, although RoCho impregnation could put this at a warning! Luffy and Usopp studied the figures on the floor in front of them. Luffy couldn’t exactly figure out what was happening, Usopp simply nodded, stroking his chin.
“Why, it appears they are all babies.” He stated, Luffy was wide eyed.
“Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” he exclaimed, grinning at the small figures, who looked back up at him.
! “This one must be Nami.” Luffy exclaimed, picking up one of them, Usopp scowled at him.
“Due to the excessive body hair and antlers, I’d say its Chopper.” He replied back, Luffy’s eyes were sparkling as he pulled a face. The Reindeer giggled in his arms, before Luffy put him back down.
! “What do you think did this?” Luffy pondered, steam erupting from his ears as he tried to come up with an idea.
“Well, they were all at that food earlier.” Usopp replied, Luffy’s face sank.
“FOOD!? WHERE!? AND WHY WAS I NOT INVITED!?” he screamed, Usopp waved his hands.
“Well, we were sort of…occupied.” Usopp laughed, nervous. Luffy nodded, a upset tone in his voice.
“But I missed out on all the food.” He cried. There was a tug at his leg. Luffy looked down at the culprit.
! “Book.” Robin stated, holding up a small book, Luffy recognised it as one that her older self used to read quite often. Robin smiled at him. “Read Book!” she exclaimed. The other babies seemed to be behind her, Sanji and Zoro fighting, if babies did that, Nami had found a brush and was doing her hair, while Franky had managed to find himself some rather interesting speedos.
! Usopp took the book from Luffy, as the Captain struggled to make out the words of the book.
“Gather around young ones, and I shall tell you a great tale!” he announced, the babies seemed to be impressed, and tottered around him. Luffy grinned and sat with them.
! “Once there was a supreme and very manly man named Usopp, and he saw this vile and disgusting dragon. The dragon was upset with Usopp’s good looks and adoration, and set upon a vile curse on him. Putting him to sleep forever. Then one day, a handsome prince named Luffy came and woken up the brave man known as Usopp.” He started on his tale, before looking around in shock.
! “WHAT!?” he screamed as the babies had fallen asleep, Chopper was used as a natural pillow by both Nami and Robin, while Luffy cradled a still squabbling Zoro and Sanji in his arms. Luffy too was flat out, Franky however, still jumped around in his pants.
! Usopp sighed and picked up the small Franky, glaring at him.
“So this is like to have kids…huh?” he groaned, he was tired from looking after them for the past hour. He smiled at Luffy, who grinned as he slept on the floor, one day he would make an excellent dad. Too bad it would never happen, Usopp sighed a little as he trudged around. The baby Franky making various whoops.
“SUP! SUP! SUPA!” he exclaimed, Usopp nodded and lain the baby down to rest, before laying back himself.
! Usopp awoke the next morning to find Nami pulling on his nose, Robin was at her side, while Chopper watched from nearby.
“Money!” Nami exclaimed, holding a coin in her hand, her eyes sparkling, Robin was more interested in prodding Usopp’s nose with her finger.
“Nose….BIG nose.” She commented, Chopper strolled over, almost quivering. Robin turned to him.
“You’re all fuzzy.” She exclaimed. Chopper blushed and hid behind Usopp, Robin simply giggled.
! Luffy had awoken and was currently trying to figure out how exactly to change Zoro’s nappy. Sanji wasn’t much of a problem, but Zoro seemed to attack the strawhat with every chance.
! There was another tug at Usopp’s nose. Nami grinned at him.
“Liar….money.” She exclaimed, Usopp nodded.
“I’m Usopp…” he muttered. Nami shook her head.
“No…LIAR!” she replied, Usopp was about to answer back when she burst out in tears. This was more like the Nami Usopp knew and secretly feared.
! Both Luffy and Usopp sighed as they watched the babies. Robin was bothering Chopper, Sanji was kicking over blocks that Franky was making, while Zoro slept, Nami simply ran around in circles, somehow getting a pen and drawing on walls.
“This….isn’t going to work….is it.” Usopp scowled.
! The two endured another day of hell. Constantly changing nappies, and the feeding, Usopp coulda sworn he caught Luffy stealing food from an upset Chopper. And neither would dare change Robin or Nami’s clothes in case they changed back during, how would the explain it?
! The two fell asleep, babies at their side for another night, cuddling into each other, the mother and father of the ship.
! They awoke the next day to voices, Zoro was screaming at Sanji, Franky was dancing, Chopper was making potions, Robin was reading and Nami was overseeing everything. The two looked at each other, confused.
“You think it was a dream?” Usopp asked, Luffy shrugged.
“We both had it.” He replied, the smartest thing he had said in days. Usopp sighed.
“Doesn’t matter. Its over now, no more babies.” He laughed, Luffy grinned and nodded.
! As if it were speak of the devil, Robin and Chopper approached them.
“Ah….Mr. Liar, Luffy…Chopper and I have some very good news to tell you.” Robin started.
“I’m gonna be a daddy!” Chopper exclaimed, Luffy and Usopp looked at each other.
! “Oh Shit.” They thought, almost collapsing into each other. -
Promt: Lights out
Pairing: LuffyxUsopp main, hinted RoCho and SaNam! “Ah, the faithful call of lights out, how I remember It well.” A man spoke to another in a deserted bar, his features obscured.
! “The awkwardness under the sheets, the fumbling under the covers.” He sighed happily, remembering past times. Not a word was spoken from the other man,
! “We used to get away with murder.” He first man added, a toothy grin spreading over his face.
! “Alright everyone! Lights out!” Nami announced, there was a groan from the crew, it was only half past ten. Robin wormed her way out, using the usual ‘one more page.’ Routine, it worked. Franky had urgent repairs that needed doing, Zoro was already asleep, Sanji was practically tucking Nami in, all that was needed was a kiss goodnight.
! Luffy and Usopp were different, they were at that phase of their life where they were still young enough to be scolded, but old enough to want to be up more.
“I wanna plaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.” Luffy complained to Nami, who huffed.
“YOU’RE the captain!” she bit at him. “You SHOULD be setting the example.” She announced, Luffy hung his head, prodding at the floor.
“But I’m not tired yet.” He winged more, before setting his eyes on Usopp.
! “Ah! Usopp! You need to finish up that thing, don’t you?” Luffy crept over to the sniper, who shot him a blank look.
“Huh?” he simply replied, Nami was practically breathing down their necks at that moment. The two stepped back. Afraid of the orange haired girl, and the firey temper that was within.
! Sanji hummed as he prepared that glass of wine for Robin, who gladly accepted it, at her side was Chopper, Luffy glared at him.
“HE’S younger!” he pointed, Chopper almost bit him when he replied.
“Robin needed company! She’s a girl! Stupid! Asshole!” he slurred out a series of insults, sending Luffy into laughter.
! Usopp’s lips stretched out as he laughed at Franky, who was dancing, Nami hit him upside the head.
“YOU! BED!” she screamed, Usopp held his head and trudged back to the cabin where they slept.
! Luffy and Usopp were above each other, both glaring at the space that was empty, Chopper’s.
“Why does he get to stay up and we don’t?” Luffy asked, stretching his lips as he played with them, Usopp sighed.
“Well, maybe we could use ideas to keep us awake?” he suggested, Luffy thought for a moment, not many ideas actually made it into Luffy’s brain alive, and even then, they were terrible at best.
! “Why don’t we….have a meat eating contest?” he suggested. Usopp shook his head, disagreeing immediately.
! “We could always….you know.” He suggested. Luffy looked down at him from his top bunk.
“You mean?” his grin stretched his entire face as Usopp blushed heavily
“We….could….I mean….nobody would disturb us.” He replied. Luffy nodded with a grin.
! “You mean…the…SPECIAL thing?” he asked, Usopp nodded shamefully, as if it was the most taboo thing to ever existed. Luffy thought for a moment.
! “Yes! Lets play nooky.” He agreed.
! Luffy smiled as he spoke of this to the stranger.
“It’s weird seeing a gay captain, usually they end up with one of their female ones.” He laughed. “Not Robin or Nami though, they already had their choices.” He added, he thought of Chopper and Sanji, both girls winding up with them, Robin and Chopper holding a wandering band of people together, as they explored ancient caves and ruins, Sanji and Nami both owning a money grabbing restaurant.
! “And me and Usopp…well…” Luffy trailed off as the other man smiled at him.
“Luffy, I know.” Usopp replied, we know our destinies, and it’s together, isn’t it…” he spoke, Luffy nodded, before giving Usopp the slightest kiss on the nose.
! They were destined to be together, they both knew it. -
Promt: Doctors and Nurses
Pairing: RobinxChopper
Notes: Zoro Humiliation, Operation! Robin looked down on Zoro’s form as he lay on the table, he wasn’t moving, granted it was due to the anaesthetic kicking in. Well, ‘the sharp whack to the head.’ Chopper was looking at the tools that lay about nearby. He looked up at Robin.
! “I’m going to have to operate.” He announced to the crew earlier. “Zoro has managed to pierce his lung, if we leave it too long, then he might die. He added, there was commotion between the crew members, each fearing the worst for their swordsman.
! Robin herself wasn’t too bothered, she’d seen death all her life, even her own friends dying by wounds similar to this, but, still. She had to act.
“Mr. Doctor.” She started, looking at her feet. “How may I be of assistance?” she asked, Chopper looked up at her, his eyes studied her for a moment.
“Can’t.” he replied simply, looking away, Robin wasn’t going to take no for an answer, he knew himself how she used to tease him by showing him a small amount of medical knowledge that she’d picked up over the years.
! “I’m helping.” She simply said, Chopper sighed, she was a difficult one, while most of the other crew either ignoring Zoro or talking about it, even in Luffy’s case, he simply jabbed at the wound with his finger, probably half the reason why it was so bad to start with. Robin however seemed to actually want to help physically.
“Fine…we go under in ten minutes.” He explained. Robin nodded and quickly left.
! Chopper was finding it hard to concentrate on the operation, his eyes kept glancing up at Robin, who now wore a rather…revealing nurse’s outfit. A very short white skirt that barely covered her bum, a pair of white stockings and suspenders. Plenty of cleavage, hell, somehow she’d managed to get the traditional cap with a red cross atop. He shook his head, he shouldn’t be fantasizing about taking that skirt, hiking it up and then burrowing his head in the crack under. Zoro’s life was in danger.
! “Scalpel.” He muttered, a hand sprouted, handing him it, Chopper made a clean incision before peering inside, he screamed and fell back as an eye peered back up at him.
“Sorry.” Robin chuckled to herself as the Reindeer forced himself to stop running around like a raving Looney and continue on with the task.
! The operation went without hitch, the wound was healed, and it was just a matter of stitching him back up. Chopper panted heavily, a damp cloth mopping his brow, his arms covered in blood.
“Take a shower Doctor.” Robin smiled at him, Chopper’s eyes popped out.
“WHAT!? He’s not done!” he screamed.
“I know what I’m doing.” Robin replied. “It’s simple stitching. I’m sure you’ll check up on him after.” She added. Chopper knew she was right, he would, and he DID need a shower.
“Do you know what you’re doing?” he asked.
! Robin was already pushing him out of the door.
“Of course…well….maybe…not really, but I am keen.” She had a dark tone to her voice as she brandished the needle, Chopper’s heart sunk.
! Chopper hummed to himself as he bathed, the blood running down the plughole, he couldn’t keep his mind off Robin and whether Zoro would survive HER, never mind the operation.
! He trudged along as he dried himself off with a towel. Robin turned to him as he entered the room.
“You look better.” She smiled, Chopper didn’t reply, he hopped up and looked at Zoro. His eyes popped out of the socket.
“What have you done!?” he asked. Robin raised an eyebrow.
“Don’t you like it?” she asked.
! “You’ve written our names on there, along with a big heart.” He spoke, astonished, Robin nodded.
“Well, Zoro usually fights topless, so the last thing people will remember is that I love…” she trailed off as Chopper glared at her. “Sorry.” She kept an unapologetic smile. Chopper suddenly started laughing under gritted teeth.
! “He’ll go crazy!” he laughed. Robin chuckled, she kept trying to imagine people as they fought Zoro, a giant heart on his chest with the words ‘Robin loves Chopper’ in the centre.
! The Nurse and her Doctor walked hand in hand as they retired for the evening, Zoro eventually recovered and is still teased, to this day about the message that the couple had left imprinted on him. -
Prompt: Sunshine
Pairing: RobinxChopper
Notes: Not really any warnings this time.! Chopper nibbled on an apple, staring up at the sky, it had turned a beautiful shade of orange, indicating that the sun was in fact, about to go down.
! A hand placed itself on his head, gently caressing his horns before tickling his ears, Chopper turned and glared at the woman, who shot him an apologetic smile.
“Sorry, I forget how you dislike being touched.” Robin smiled at the Reindeer, who shuffled on his feet.
! Robin looked up at the sky, her hands placing themselves on their knees.
“Beautiful, isn’t it.” She commented, Chopper went back to watching and nibbling at his apple.
“It’s…something else.” He took the time to laugh at his own joke. Robin simply smiled.
! “Well it is, I find there nothing more romantic than to watch the sunset with one you care for.” Robin told him. Chopper obliviously nodded. “I heard that there is apparently a meteor shower tonight.” Robin told him. Chopper titled his head, looking at the woman.
! “Meteor Shower? Like from space?” he asked, Robin nodded, the young Reindeer’s eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he started running around, screaming. Robin giggled.
“Well they won’t land here, its more like small chunks of rock shooting across the sky, it’s a sight worth seeing.” Robin told him, Chopper calmed down and nodded. “Would you like to watch them with me?” she queried.
! Later that night, or should it have been very early that morning, Chopper was awoken by a small number of hands, tugging on his ears. The poor Reindeer never even received a chance to put on his hat when they carried him out of the room.
! Robin smiled and offered Chopper a hot drink, he chosen Tea, it was warmer and with no additives, Robin herself opted for Hot Chocolate.
“You should really stop drinking so much caffeine.” Chopper informed her. “It really messes with you in the long run.” He added. Robin was silent, she was used to just doing anything she liked, but here was Chopper, commenting on what she ate and drank.
! Arms wrapped around Chopper as Robin pulled him towards her, her breasts providing a natural cushion for him, before more hands sprouted, pulling a blanket over their legs. His fur keeping her warm.
! “It should be starting soon.” She told him. The Reindeer nodded, keeping his head to the sky. Once every few minutes Robin would seemingly stare at him, taking her eyes off the festivities above.
“You look cute tonight.” She told him, Chopper blushed, squirming in her arms.
“And you’re….soft.” he mused, cuddling back into her.
! The shower continued, raining above them, the two staring in wonderment at the beauty.
“That is true beauty, the little things everyone ignores or doesn’t have the time for.” Robin commented. Chopper nodded.
“As beautiful as your eyes.” He replied, there was silence, Robin trying to suppress her blushing.
“Why….thank you.” She smiled, rubbing her cheek in Chopper’s fur.
! Chopper felt happy, he had spent a lovely night with Robin, and even made her blush, it was a first, hell, it was almost a breakthrough. He sank himself more into her, as he looked up, he could see that the sun was beginning to rise up from it’s sleeping place, he didn’t know where, but he was fascinated by it. Robin smiled as she watched it.
! “Another thing of natural beauty.” She smiled, before drifting into a light sleep. Chopper wondered for a small while how long she had been awake, sometimes Robin’s sleeping habits were a mystery to him, but she never looked worse for wear, maybe he’d ask her about it during her next check up. But he knew one thing, as she breathed on his ears, her hands cuddling him like a young girl would a stuffed toy.
! They had to do this again. -
Prompt: Trampoline
Pairing: RobinxChopper
Notes: No sex, boob glomping and bounciness tho, oh and Doctor Who references, is that bad enough for a warning?! “waaah!” Chopper screamed as he looked in the window. Robin looked in with him, not surprisingly it was a toy shop.
“Can we look in? Can we look in?” he begged Robin, who sighed a little, before pushing open the door to the store.
! Chopper’s eyes were sparkling at the sight of so many toys, he practically ran around in circles. Robin smiled, eying the various trinkets.
“Robin! Look!” Chopper exclaimed, the older woman didn’t look to interested. Chopper held a package aloft. “Look! New Dalek!” he exclaimed. Robin took the packet from him.
! “You have this one.” She commented. Chopper shook his head.
“Noooo! That was the Dalek with Mutant Reveal! This is the Assault Dalek!” he explained to her. Robin nodded as if she understood.
“How about this one?” she picked up a small box. Chopper shook his head.
“I already have an Ood!” he exclaimed.
“Ah….it’s a bit ugly anyway.” She murmured. Discarding the figure back onto the shelf she turned and looked around, train sets littered the roof, a small steamer speedily making it’s way around the track, various other action figures hung from one wall, while dolls and stuffed toys on another.
! Robin picked up a small rag doll, smiling softly at it. If only she had something like this when she was younger…her smile faded. She looked around for Chopper, the small Reindeer had disappeared off somewhere.
! “Robin! Quick!” Chopper screamed, Robin turned to the scream and followed it. He soon found Chopper all starry eyed at a large trampoline.
“What does it do?” he asked. Robin smiled at it, running her hands over the bright blue bars.
“Well, you jump on it.” She stated, Chopper was already jumping up at the bars. Robin helped him up, picking him up from the butt upwards.
! Chopper looked down at Robin, blinking. She nodded. Chopper started to bounce up and down on the trampoline. In a few moments he was squealing and laughing loudly, Robin simply beaming with delight at the view.
! There was an annoyed cough from the store owner, before pointing to a sign above the trampoline reading ‘please do not climb on the trampoline.’
Chopper sulked as a small army of hands plucked him from the trampoline and into her arms.
“Sorry, just the new Dalek please.” She handed the store clerk some money and quickly left the shop.
! Chopper clung onto the back of Robin’s head as they walked through the town.
“Aw, I wish I could play on that trampoline some more.” He complained, Robin was in deep thought.
“Maybe you can.” She smiled, Chopper squirmed.
“And you too!” he exclaimed. Robin closed her eyes.
“maybe.”
! Chopper was bored, already had he grown bored of that new Dalek, and it stood over turned in a small pile of figures. Suddenly lips appeared on him. Chopper screamed as he looked at his paw.
“Robin!?” he wheezed, almost having a heart attack.
“Come to the library, I have something for you.” She spoke softly.
! Chopper poked his head around the door, his eyes widened as he saw the sight.
! Luffy was lain out on the floor, mere centimetres from the ground, hands grabbed at his arms, stretching him out.
“Oh! I’ve never been in here before.” Luffy commented, before grinning at Chopper. “HI CHOPPER!” he laughed. Robin stood at the edge of the trampoline. Chopper sparkled before running at Luffy.
! Robin placed Chopper on top of Luffy’s chest, the Reindeer slowly started to jump up and down.
“Waaahhhh! Fun!” Chopper was laughing, Robin giggled at the sight. A moment later, Chopper’s paw was outstretched, Robin blinked.
“Come on! Jump!” he exclaimed. Robin raised an eyebrow.
“Excuse me?”
“Robin! JUMP WITH ME!” the Reindeer complained. Robin was silent, before nodding, stepping onto Luffy’s chest.
! Robin slowly bounced up and down, Chopper being more adventurous and starting to do flips and spins in mid air. Robin simply went with the tried and tested route of jumping as high as possible.
! There was silence, Chopper was staring at her, but…why?
“Awwww, why do Robin and Chopper get all the fun?” Luffy complained, not entirely bothered about being used as a trampoline. Chopper kept staring at Robin.
! “What’s wrong?” Robin asked, mid-air. Chopper was giggling now.
“Robin! You’re boobs are bouncing too!” he laughed out loud. Robin blushed. Chopper just kept on bouncing, Robin ended up shrugging off Chopper’s comment, and remembered next time to wear a bra before going on the Luffy Trampoline o’ fun.
! Chopper beamed as Robin finally let Luffy free, the reindeer clamping onto Robin’s chest, cuddling into her.
“Yaaay Trampoline!” he grinned, Robin smile, patting him on the head, there was a warm silence for a moment, before Chopper spoke up again.
“Robin, next time we go to the toy shop….can you get me something fun for us again?” he asked, Robin closed her eyes.
“Of course.” She cuddled into him. -
Promt: Doctors and Nurses
Pairing: RobinxChopper
Notes: Zoro Humiliation, Operation! Robin looked down on Zoro’s form as he lay on the table, he wasn’t moving, granted it was due to the anaesthetic kicking in. Well, ‘the sharp whack to the head.’ Chopper was looking at the tools that lay about nearby. He looked up at Robin.
! “I’m going to have to operate.” He announced to the crew earlier. “Zoro has managed to pierce his lung, if we leave it too long, then he might die. He added, there was commotion between the crew members, each fearing the worst for their swordsman.
! Robin herself wasn’t too bothered, she’d seen death all her life, even her own friends dying by wounds similar to this, but, still. She had to act.
“Mr. Doctor.” She started, looking at her feet. “How may I be of assistance?” she asked, Chopper looked up at her, his eyes studied her for a moment.
“Can’t.” he replied simply, looking away, Robin wasn’t going to take no for an answer, he knew himself how she used to tease him by showing him a small amount of medical knowledge that she’d picked up over the years.
! “I’m helping.” She simply said, Chopper sighed, she was a difficult one, while most of the other crew either ignoring Zoro or talking about it, even in Luffy’s case, he simply jabbed at the wound with his finger, probably half the reason why it was so bad to start with. Robin however seemed to actually want to help physically.
“Fine…we go under in ten minutes.” He explained. Robin nodded and quickly left.
! Chopper was finding it hard to concentrate on the operation, his eyes kept glancing up at Robin, who now wore a rather…revealing nurse’s outfit. A very short white skirt that barely covered her bum, a pair of white stockings and suspenders. Plenty of cleavage, hell, somehow she’d managed to get the traditional cap with a red cross atop. He shook his head, he shouldn’t be fantasizing about taking that skirt, hiking it up and then burrowing his head in the crack under. Zoro’s life was in danger.
! “Scalpel.” He muttered, a hand sprouted, handing him it, Chopper made a clean incision before peering inside, he screamed and fell back as an eye peered back up at him.
“Sorry.” Robin chuckled to herself as the Reindeer forced himself to stop running around like a raving Looney and continue on with the task.
! The operation went without hitch, the wound was healed, and it was just a matter of stitching him back up. Chopper panted heavily, a damp cloth mopping his brow, his arms covered in blood.
“Take a shower Doctor.” Robin smiled at him, Chopper’s eyes popped out.
“WHAT!? He’s not done!” he screamed.
“I know what I’m doing.” Robin replied. “It’s simple stitching. I’m sure you’ll check up on him after.” She added. Chopper knew she was right, he would, and he DID need a shower.
“Do you know what you’re doing?” he asked.
! Robin was already pushing him out of the door.
“Of course…well….maybe…not really, but I am keen.” She had a dark tone to her voice as she brandished the needle, Chopper’s heart sunk.
! Chopper hummed to himself as he bathed, the blood running down the plughole, he couldn’t keep his mind off Robin and whether Zoro would survive HER, never mind the operation.
! He trudged along as he dried himself off with a towel. Robin turned to him as he entered the room.
“You look better.” She smiled, Chopper didn’t reply, he hopped up and looked at Zoro. His eyes popped out of the socket.
“What have you done!?” he asked. Robin raised an eyebrow.
“Don’t you like it?” she asked.
! “You’ve written our names on there, along with a big heart.” He spoke, astonished, Robin nodded.
“Well, Zoro usually fights topless, so the last thing people will remember is that I love…” she trailed off as Chopper glared at her. “Sorry.” She kept an unapologetic smile. Chopper suddenly started laughing under gritted teeth.
! “He’ll go crazy!” he laughed. Robin chuckled, she kept trying to imagine people as they fought Zoro, a giant heart on his chest with the words ‘Robin loves Chopper’ in the centre.
! The Nurse and her Doctor walked hand in hand as they retired for the evening, Zoro eventually recovered and is still teased, to this day about the message that the couple had left imprinted on him.XD LOL! That was funny. I was worried for a moment, but I was instantly relieved…poor Zoro. XD
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It had to be done XD I got the idea into my head and HAD to run with it.
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Balloon,
LuffyxUsopp! “WOOOOW!” Luffy exclaimed as he spied all the Hot air Balloons. Chopper and Usopp at his side, their eye’s shining with excitement. Sanji smirked as he saw a woman wandering past, his eyes lit up, the wind picked him up, carrying him along in it’s wake to where the woman stood, hearts flowing from his body.
! Zoro and Nami yawned, Nami didn’t want to come here, they were making great time, but Luffy insisted that they visit as soon as Robin told him of the annual Balloon festival that was held this time every year.
! They all split up there, Zoro found somewhere quiet to sleep, Franky wandered off to find supplies. Nami pulled away a drooling Sanji from a bunch of women, by the ear of course. Robin was strolling to one of the tents, where a wide variety of aromas had enticed her and Chopper.
! That left Luffy and Usopp. The two were like kids in a Candy store, they dashed around, their eyes looking at every Balloon.
“I wanna go on that one!” Luffy pointed to one, Usopp pulled his arm a different way. “No! That one!” he exclaimed, Luffy’s eyes lit up
“AWESOMEEEE!” he screamed, this balloon was ruby red, with bright yellow stars scattered around it’s surface. “That one then!” he nodded, the two burst out into a run.
! “Sorry kids, but no money, no ride.” A burly attendant stopped the boys, they frowned and nodded, not before Luffy attempted to get in the easy way, running past him and then jumping into the basket. The attendant quickly saw to it that idea wouldn’t work on him, he simply plucked the young captain out of the basket and tossed him aside.
! “I told you, no money, no ride, now scram!” he repeated himself, his tone deepened and annoyed. The two boys hung their heads.
“We need money.” Luffy told Usopp, who nodded.
“And fast.” He agreed, before coming up with an idea.
! Chopper licked his ice cream sloppily as he clung onto the back of Robin’s head, dribbles of cream dripped from his mouth onto her hair, some even on her face. The two heard a voice booming from nearby.
“Step right up! Step right up! And feast your eyes on the sleepy sheety!” Usopp announced, next to him was Luffy, hatless of course, the hat stood on top of Usopp’s head, accompanied by some sunglasses.
“Rumour has it, that this sheet took possession of a human, and it lays in eternal slumber, waiting to feast upon any human that dares wake it.” Usopp continued. “But it never does, so we usually poke it with sticks. WHO wants to try and wake him?” he asked the crowd.
! There was a rather loud commotion as the sheet continued to snore. Various people took it as turns to poke the sheet. The snoring finished suddenly as the figure stood up.
“Ugh? What’s happening?” Zoro groaned as he stood up. Some of the crowd screamed, Usopp’s eyes popped out of his skull.
“ARGH! SHEET MONSTER!” he screamed, Luffy just laughed.
! Zoro scowled at the two, before wandering off grumbling, Usopp grinned, shaking the jar of coins.
“Balloon ride!” Luffy exclaimed, the two ran off to the Balloon.
“Robin? Can we go on a Balloon too?” the Reindeer pointed at one of the Balloons, excited. Robin frowned and looked at her purse.
“Sorry, the last was spent on your ice cream.” She muttered, with a sigh the two wandered off.
! Luffy stared out of the basket, the man untied the rope from the peg and threw it into the basket, he lit up the flame and the Balloon took off, slowly but surely.
“Woooow!” Luffy exclaimed as Usopp smirked.
“Ah this reminds me of an adventure I once had.” Usopp started, Luffy blinked, listening as Usopp started his tale.
“One day, I was in a large Balloon, not unlike this one, when this HUGE ghost appeared out of nowhere, it had large eyes, a big nose and a thick curly moustache. But one look at me, the GREAT Captain Usopp and it turned and fled.”
! “WOOW! USOPP! YOU’RE AWESOME!” Luffy exclaimed, flailing his arms and dashing back and forth around the basket. Usopp looked over the side as Luffy clamped onto him, his head nuzzling onto Usopp’s back.
! “Look! Everyone looks like ants from up here.” Luffy exclaimed, Usopp nodded, his legs quivering.
“I think I’m getting air sickness.” He grumbled, holding his stomach.
“LOOK! THERE’S NAMI AND SANJI!” Luffy pointed, waving his arms, before starting to scream at the two.
“NAMI! SANJI! LOOK!” he grinned. He frowned as the two either didn’t hear him, or downright ignored him.
! There was silence as the two looked at each other for a moment.
! “Usopp….wanna play a happy game?” Luffy blinked, his dopey grin halting the sniper.
“What sort of game?”
“Mile High club!” Luffy grinned. -
Deodorant
Robin + Chopper
Notes: Hints of bathing together, but thats it.! It was a hot sweltering day, the sun beat down rays of sunshine onto the deck.
! Chopper lay stretched out, his tongue sizzling against the warmth of the deck. Sometimes it was torture having so much fur, sweat beads amassed and ran down his face and onto the floor, he squirmed, most days he had so much energy, today though, there was none.
! “Mr. Doctor?” a voice called, Chopper looked up, was he dead? Was it an Angel? Come to relieve him of this warmth. The voice spoke again.
“Are you ok?” a hand waved back and forth in front of him, appearing from the floor, Chopper screamed, his daydreaming shattered, biting his tongue in the process.
! “Mr. Doctor?” Robin repeated, crouching down in front of him. “Are you ok?” she asked him, Chopper looked up at the woman, sporting little more than a swimsuit. He turned his head from her, a more hands sprouted up.
“You look a little hot.” She smiled, Chopper shook his head, squeezing his eyes shut.
“Nope! No way! Go away!” he screamed, blushing and grinning.
“It’s ok to look at me.” She smiled. Chopper turned his head to her.
! It was awkward, ever since walking in on her and Nami changing, complete accident…well…sort of, more of a dare. Usopp burst out laughing as Nami shrieked, throwing a shoe at the Reindeer, Robin simply laughed it off, sprouting arms to cover herself and claiming ‘boys will be boys’ with a slight chuckle. Chopper couldn’t look at either in the same way again.
! Robin smiled sweetly, a hand pinched his nose.
“It’s very warm, you should get some shade.” She told him, before pointing at her deck chair, a large umbrella practically covered it. “That may help, no?” she smiled, before slinking herself over there, laying back and picking up a nearby book. Chopper stared at her, before shaking his head. What was all that about?
! Chopper sniffed at the air. He was sweating quite heavily, and a musky odor had taken over him, he put his hands to his nose, before running around screaming, perhaps he could outrun it?
! Robin watched the Reindeer running around in a frenzied panic, a confused expression across her face. Hands sprouted and grabbed at the Reindeer. He screamed louder, she tightened her grip, her eyes fluttering shut as she concentrated. Soon Chopper was panting more heavier than before. All that running around had caused even more of a sweat.
! The hands pulled him into Robin’s lap.
“I did tell you that it was cool under here.” She told him, Chopper squirmed, he wasn’t used to be accosted like this!
“Lemme go! I don’t wanna!” he screamed, his nose twitching the entire time, his sweaty body was pulled up against Robin’s slender frame, his arms thrashed about as she rubbed her cheek against his fur.
! Chopper struggles were in vain as hands held him down, Robin smiled, a hand gently caressed his body as he calmed himself down. Chopper was silent, mid sulk, he didn’t want to cause any more problems for the woman.
! The smell was still there however, his nose twitched as he sat still, looking around his surroundings, they were alone, surprisingly enough. An oddity on the ship.
“Where is everyone?” he wondered out loud.
“Exploring.” Robin replied, laying her book on his head. “You were that busy complaining about the heat, everyone went without you.” He smiled at him, Chopper frowned, tears starting to well up in his eyes.
! “They’ve left me!” he wailed, Robin kept her smile.
“Actually, I stayed.” She reminded him, Chopper sniffed. “I thought you could do with some company.” She smiled. Chopper smiled a little. “Thanks.”
! “So what shall we do today?” she asked him, Chopper thought for a moment. “Something fun!” he exclaimed, Robin nodded, closing her eyes.
“First things first, YOU need a bath.” She commented, and within moments, Chopper screamed as he was carried to the bathroom.
! Chopper shivered as Robin dried his delicate form, he couldn’t stop blushing. Robin spent the entire time washing him, dunking his head under the water, scrubbing his back, at one point she even considered jumping in with him, but she decided against it.
! “An eye for an eye.” Robin muttered as Chopper pulled on his hat. “You spied on me when I was getting changed.” A hand tickled under his chin. “So I thought I’d watch you while you’re having a bath.” She commented. Chopper couldn’t stop himself from grinning.
! “Now for the final one.” Robin knelt down in front of the Reindeer, her hand holding a small can. Chopper knew what it was. Robin kept her smile as she sprayed a simple blast of deodorant at him.
! The Reindeer screamed, fleeing from his life from the spray.
“You’ll have to have some on you.” Robin kept her smile. Chopper poked his head out from behind the door.
“Nope! It stings!” he winged, Robin simply looked at him
“I’m not bathing you and then letting you smell like an animal, if you excuse the pun.” She warned, and she was right, hands sprouted on the walls, covering the entire area around Chopper, the deodorant being passed around.
! Chopper screamed as he was hit from nearly all sides. Suddenly the arms disappeared and Robin approached him again. She sniffed at him.
“There, you smell like a man now.” Chopper grinned at the compliment, he was a man, a real man! At least in her eyes, but was that what counted.
! He sniffed at her, before smiling a little. Flowers, Robin raised an eyebrow as he sniffed around her, even holding up her arms to sniff her pits.
“Flowers! You smell like flowers!” he exclaimed, Robin nodded.
“Of course I do, now, you make sure you continue to bathe properly, and that means using deodorant.” She warned.
! Luffy and Usopp screamed as they returned, Robin’s hands held them down as the little Reindeer proceeded to spray Deodorant in their eyes, before pushing them over.
“A man! I’m a man!” he screamed before laughing, Luffy sat up, laughing.
“Oi! Chopper! You’re feeling better!” he exclaimed. Chopper nodded, before spraying more Deodorant at the Captain, the three continued to play.
! Robin smiled as she watched them, Chopper founding a new found strength in himself after she had told him he was a man. The Reindeer, stopped running around, before blinking, then plodding over to Robin, he took her hand.
“Sorry, I want to play with Robin today.” He grinned. Robin took the hand with a small blush. The two smiled at each other as Luffy and Usopp shrugged, before deciding to play themselves. -
something I did for SpookySqueak while on holiday, guess it fits in here:
“Boss?” a voice spoke out to Miss All Sunday as she looked up from her book, Robin raised an eyebrow, it wasn’t often that she received any company, apart from Mr. 0 of course, she found herself indulging in books, it was like Chocolate, once you started, you can’t stop…or is that Pringles…well, either way, she found herself reading books more often, blanking out the tedious day to day situations she was in, it was rather…boring.
“Can I help?” she kept a womanly smile at the other woman who had entered, Miss Doublefinger, she swung her hips as she made her way over to the female leader.
“Girls night out, wondered if you fancied coming with?” she asked, Robin contemplated it for a brief moment, before placing the book face down, the mysterious adventures of the old man and the blue box would have to wait, even if it WAS a particularly good one, apparently in this time he was going to die at the end, of course, Robin was the sort who usually ended up reading the end of the story before starting it, it was nice to know the final piece of the puzzle before reading how it all fit together.“Thank you.” Robin smiled, grabbed her coat and left the room. Miss Doublefinger following her, slinking her hips as she went, smoking her pipe…I do hope it’s tobacco she smokes in that.
Miss Valentine shrieked with laughter at Bon Clay, she was ALREADY very tipsy, after knocking back a few at the first bar, being hit on by guys and even girls, although none had taken any of the girl’s fancy, and instead they opted to ditch Miss Merry Christmas with them, and make their way to a more secluded place.
“This one.” Robin announced, looking up at a neon signpost. “I like the look of this one.” She smiled. The other three shuffled their feet, it wasn’t that they didn’t want to go in there, but Robin’s choices usually led them to a wine bar, where only the very sophisticated drank, you know, the ones who ALWAYS drink it, they even have it with their cereals.
They marched down the stairs, Miss Doublefinger pushed open the door, it swung open and knocked the wall behind, there was silence, all eyes on them, the silence kept until the four found themselves a corner to themselves.
“Alright, your round.” Robin nudged Miss Valentine, who almost shrieked.
“But I don’t look eighteen! They might I.D me!” she complained, Doublefinger didn’t even blink.
“Neither do some of these, you see her? That’s Princess Vivi, and what’s she drinking? Beer! Look, I think you are quite safe in getting served.” She nodded at the blue haired girl, who was sipping her pint rather nervously, chatting to a fiery orange haired girl who looked like she was going to hit somebody, or maybe settle for robbing the barmaid.Valentine grumbled as she made her way to the bar, she hated paying, she always ended up doing it somehow. She eyed the woman nearby, a large tattoo on her arm, she was intrigued.
“Where did you get that?” she asked, the woman scoffed at her.
“Why do you care?” she replied.
“OH……well I’m a tattoo artist, I’m in town for the um…tattoo exhibition.” She lied. The woman nodded her head, she didn’t believe her.
“Oh yea, well…where are YOU’RE tattoos?” she asked. Valentine lied again.
“Oh, you can’t see them, I use invisible ink.” She beamed. The woman was intrigued.
“Hmmm, so you’re that sort of girl, enjoy a bit of S&M? B&D?” she asked.The question flew over Valentine’s head.
“Yeah! Love it! S&M, B&D! L…M…N…O…P….all the letters really.” She bragged, the woman burst out in laughter, turning her head and quickly leaving. Valentine quickly grabbed the orders and sat down in a flustered stupor.“There is some very silly people.” She shook her head to the rest of the gang, who quickly grabbed their drinks.
“This place is STOOOOOOPID!” Bon Clay complained, eying his surroundings, only women. “Not a plaaaaaaaaaaaace for an Okama!” he growled. Robin patted him on the shoulders, laughing out loud.
“Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll find somebody.” She teased him, he nodded, before getting up onto the top of the table.
“Then I shall dance…DANCE!” he screamed, before spinning on his toes, the girls covered their eyes, except for Valentine who hollered him on, he was gaining quite a bit of attention from the bar.Two pairs of eyes watched the scene.
“What do you think of them?” one asked the other, still shrouded in fog all mysteriously like.
“Hina likes them, would like to keep some as pets.” The other woman replied, shit, all mysteriousness gone, oh well. It was Hina and Califa, observing.Robin chuckled as she finished her pint, she wasn’t much into these, she was more of a fine wines woman, but need must the devil…brum brum and all that. Doublefinger observed Robin, as smile on her lips.
“Boss…later on…do you fancy getting more…better acquainted?” she asked, Robin shot her a blank look.
“Sorry, I don’t date guys.” She simply replied. Doublefinger’s face fell.“But…but…I’m a woman!” she protested, Robin nodded.
“Now.” She added with a grin. Doublefinger was almost screaming, sometimes the boss really annoyed her. Valentine grinned and pointed at the empty glass.“Refill! REFILL!” she demanded, Robin sighed and picked up the glasses as Valentine proceeded to then do up her makeup, she had to look perfect.
Robin approached the barmaid, a smile on her face, she ordered the drinks and then fumbled with money.
“Ah…no money.” She frowned, the maid was about to put the drinks away when Robin came up with a plan.
“I know! You wave the money if I can get you to turn your hands over without touching, if YOU win, I owe you double.” She smiled. “Put them out flat.” She instructed, the woman did as she was asked, Robin shook her head.
“No, no, the other way.” She added, the woman turned the hands over, Robin picked up the drinks and made her way back to the table, winking at the dumbstruck barmaid.The four enjoyed the rest of their drinks and left the bar VERY drunk, on the way home, Hina and Califa followed, it was dark, so they spend up, abdducting one of them and carrying them back to their room.
Robin woke up the next day with a loud groan, she put a hand to her head, had she had too much to drink? She wondered, turning over, her face hitting the back of another.
“Oh no, don’t say I slept with a guy.” She groaned, she had to see who it was, fortunately she didn’t take long, as the figure turned. “Heeey!” Valentine grinned. “We must have the same bed tonight!” she grinned, Robin sighed heavily.“Oh shit.” She mumbled out loud as Valentine grinned, love struck at her.
In Hina and Califa’s bed, they awoken with a grin, they’d taken one back, blue in hair colour, they kissed her on the cheek each, the girl mumbled something.
“Um….excuse me…but…who are you?” Vivi asked the two girls, who stared at her, wide eyed….there was silence before each quipped ‘fuck it’ and proceeded to molest the princess more.In Miss Doublefinger’s bed, her and Bon Clay woke up together, they were now both very wide eyed. Bon Clay almost sobbed.
“I….I…I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN!” he sobbed loudly. Doublefinger glared at him.
“You WHAT!? I look nothing LIKE a man!” she screamed, Bon Clay continued to cry, the first man he’d slept with turned out to NOT be one…he hung his head in shame. It was going to be an awkward meeting next time… -
need to remember to update.
RobinChopper: The one I wanna be with
! The two prodigies faced off against their enemies, one was a young woman, scars and stitches across her body, the other man was a huge…ball of a man.
! Robin readied her….arms, while Chopper plucked out a Rumble ball from his backpack.
Cindry grabbed a plate and hurled it across the room, Hogback simply stood and oversaw it, laughing.
! “Go! Beat them up.” He commanded, Cindry simply glared at him, he winced and hushed up.
“I don’t take your orders.” She stated, Hogback scowled, he loved Cindry, but she didn’t seem to return the favour, in fact, the correct terminology she often used was ‘CLB’ Creepy Little Bastard.
! Chopper bit at the Rumble ball, before charging at Hogback in his running point mode, his legs sprung him into the year as he transformed into Arm point.
Chopper’s arm bulged as he swung his fist at the ball of a man.
! Robin sprouted an arm at Cindry, the woman simply dodged the shot and threw a plate at Robin, a hand quickly sprouted and grabbed the plate from the path of impact.
Robin didn’t have time to react to the next attack, a plate smashed over her head.
! Cindry smiled a little as Robin stood back up from the attack. She readied another plate, but multiple arms quickly sprouted and pulled her down to the ground. Cindry collapsed into a small pile, not moving.
! Hogback chuckled as Chopper’s punch bounced off his fat.
“It won’t work, my body is like a shell.” He chuckled, Chopper glared and studied the man’s body, it was true. The tubby goo of his body simply absorbed all attacks.
! Robin joined the Reindeer’s side, Cindry simply stood up, Hogback smirked.
“Do you like my Cindry? She makes a good weapon she does.” He grinned as he walked over to the woman, tugging at one of her arms.
“She cannot feel pain you see.” And with a groan he stood with her arm in his hand, detached from the rest of the body.
! Robin put her hand to her mouth, wincing at the sight of the mad Doctor who had literally just pulled off his companion’s arm. Chopper scowled.
“That is a person’s life you are playing with!” he growled.
“I gave her eternal life.” Hogback smirked before letting out a laugh.
! Chopper let out a roar before charging at the Doctor, who simply allowed his attack to bounce off, he let out a laugh, which abruptly ended when a series of arms grabbed at him.
! Cindry leapt at Robin as Hogback burst out of his shackles.
“Oh I’m angry now, Soldiers…” he turned to the window, screaming down the stairs. “SOLDIERS!”
! Out of nowhere came the sound of footsteps, as Zombie after Zombie slouched and shuffled their way to his call. Robin turned to greet them, sprouting arms to try and keep them at bay.
! Cindry jumped at the woman, plate in hand as she cracked it over Robin’s head, Robin stumbled, shifting her gaze to Cindry, fumbling with something in her cleavage, she produced a small packet of salt, she dropped it to the floor, hands sprouting up, carrying grains of salt around the room.
! Cindry cracked another plate over Robin’s head, the Archaeologist sunk to the floor, blood streaming from her head as she lay on the floor, unconscious.
“ROBIN!” Chopper screamed as Robin hit the ground, he was surrounded now, Zombies piled in from every direction
! The Zombies shuffled towards Chopper, some even making their way towards Robin. Hogback laughed.
“Go! Take her!” he laughed. Chopper dashed towards his fallen comrade, swiping at any Zombie that dared touch her.
! Hogback chuckled as he watched the peril. The woman, the stronger of the two had fallen before the younger and weaker one. Soon both would fall under the Zombie spell and become his eternal slaves. He licked his lips.
! Suddenly from the bodies came a blur of brown, antlers collided with bone as Chopper headbutted the fat Doctor.
! Hogback rolled onto his back before struggling futilely, he couldn’t get up. Cindry simply watched, as hands sprouted, flicking the salt into her mouth.
! Cindry chocked on the salt, it was lethal, she swayed from side to side, before dropping to her knees, purified.
! The zombies too, looked at each other, before erupting in a party, whoops and cheers let out as their creator had been defeated.
Chopper smiled for a moment, before checking the woman on his back.
! He gently lay Robin on the floor, she was bleeding from the forehead, it wasn’t a major wound, but something in Chopper’s gut caused him to almost instantly throw off the bag on his shoulders, and dig around inside.
! He produced a large sticky plaster, which he pressed on her forehead. He frowned as nothing happened, it was to be expected.
! Although the bleeding had stopped, nothing would make him happier for her to wake up and talk again. He heard rumbling above, by now Luffy must have been fighting Moria above. Chopper looked up, a worried expression on his face. The place was starting to fall apart.
! Chopper looked at Robin, they couldn’t stay here. He was feeling weak, he lay across her body, his tongue rolling out. He looked at her. She still didn’t move, the effects of the battle above was causing the castle itself to crumble, thus was the case in most of Luffy’s battles.
! Chopper scooped up the Lady Robin in his arms, becoming his human form, there he slowly stepped over each of the large boulders, carrying her down the steps and eventually back to the ship.
! Robin awoken a few hours later, her head stung, she instantly reacted, her hand holding the gash on her head.
“What…” she spoke, before stopping. She looked around her, she was heavily tucked in, barely able to move, but….this wasn’t her bed.
! She sat up in the cold Doctor’s office, something had happened. It was….freezing. Robin quickly covered her top with a quick sprouting of arms, she looked down, instead of her black gothic suit, a thin creamy white shirt with a ruby red rose that ran over her left breast down to the early cut off, showing off her belly button, coupled was a pair of black short trousers, that cut off just after her knees.
! Robin looked around, her head stinging. The door opened and a small head poked its way around the door. Chopper entered the room, Robin watched as he nervously made his way to her.
“Are…you ok?” he asked, she noted that a small splodge of dried blood ran from his button blue nose over to his chest.
! “I am, thank you.” She smiled. Chopper shot her a nervous grin, trying to avoid eye contact.
“I…err…your clothes.” He stammered. Robin looked down at her clothes.
“It’s ok.” She started.
“They were covered in sweat, you were having a bad dream, mumbling and such.” He again looked away, before giving a serious look. “Now lay back! I need to get your temperature!” he added.
! Robin did as she was told, wincing when he put the thermometer into her mouth.
“You seem to be running a little high.” He muttered.
“I’m fine.” Robin simply stated. Chopper frowned and shook his head.
“I’m FINE” she grunted and turned her back to him, closing her eyes.
! “But you’re not!” Chopper exclaimed, waving his arms around. “You’re temperature is high! You might end up very ill!” he shrieked. Robin just ignored him, tears forming in her eyes. So far the little reindeer had single handedly lavished more concern on her than she had received in best part of her years, it was then that she had made a decision.
! “Chopper…I’m cold.” She told him, Chopper nodded.
“I’ll fetch a blanket.” He told her.
“No….” she started. “I want…” she struggled with the words.
! “Coffee? A Cup of Tea? A sweater?” he began a list of words. Robin turned to him, blinking the tears away, Chopper cocked his head, staring at her.
! There were no more words, she simply sprouted an arm and pulled him into the bed with her. Chopper blushed and giggled a little as he snuggled into her, rubbing his fur against her soft skin.
! What she wanted, was him. -
LuffyxUsopp
'Captain and Mate'“Gather Around my dear friends,
Gather Around and see,
Learn of the Great Captain Usopp
And his first mate Luffy.Join us and hear of his great adventures.
Though the seven seas.
Join us and hear
Of how they came to be.They fought Gods and Sandmen,
And declared war on the world too.
They even fought Zombies,
And a ragtag circus show.They were aided by many a good hearted people,
Like Dancing Skeletons, Princesses, Love Cooks,
Archaeologists and talking Reindeers,
And many other folk.But in between their adventures,
On the sea, land and in the sky,
The two harboured a secret
One that neither spoke to anyone else.The two spend many a dark night
Entwined in the arms of another
The long nose and the Strawhat
The captain and his mate.They kissed each other,
Embraced each other,
Loved each other.
Had sex with each other.The two were in love,
Long days of fun and games,
Broken up with lavishing of food.
And hour of loving sexSo gather around people
Learn the tales of the Captain and his Mate
About their love and their fates.
About their love and their fates
Of the captain and his mate.’ -
RobinxChopper: Submit
Warning: ANGSTY PANTS!Submit
“Say it.” Chopper was bugging Robin again, she smiled, carrying a large number of books through the ship’s various rooms, Chopper doing the same.
“I don’t know what you mean.” She feigned ignorance, a smile spreading across her face.
In a way it was hard to tell him, although she was very close to the little Reindeer, more than close even, she recalled that birthday party, her first in twenty years, how Chopper himself had organised the crew together for her special day.
“Why won’t you say it?” Chopper winged. Robin smiled.
“Do I have to?” she asked, frowning. Chopper looked down at his feet, his eyes shimmering.
“No, it’s ok.” He sighed, frowning.They didn’t speak anymore of it.
Chopper remembered the time when Robin walked him back to her room, how she seemed to take advantage of him, whispering his name between parted lips. He giggled a little. But it meant nothing if she…
The next morning he was doing the same again, asking her to say it. Robin scowled and closed her eyes, munching at her toast. Chopper stared at her, before looking deep into his plate, as usual his food had been arranged into a smiley face, just how he liked it, it seemed to mock him.
“Why not?” he asked. Robin looked at the other crewmembers, shovelling food into their mouths.
“It’s wrong.” She admitted, for a few weeks now they had been concealing their love for each other, and it was starting to get a little tough, both sat next to each other, both spent hours upon hours chatting about books and discussing medical techniques, Robin had even started to teach the young Reindeer how to read the ancient texts.“Chopper!” Luffy was waving at him from the otherside of the table. “Are you going to finish that?” he asked. Chopper woke up from his daydreaming at his plate, but it was too late, Luffy had already grabbed the plate. Chopper screamed as he watched his breakfast being devoured by the Captain.
“Oi! Usopp! Are we going to play that game again?” Luffy grinned at the Sniper, who nodded.
”Me too!” Chopper exclaimed from the otherside of the table, there was a silence as Luffy stared at him.
“Nah.” He turned his head away. Only me and Usopp can play.Chopper was flabbergasted. He looked at some of the others.
“Sorry Brother Chopper, I’ve got important repairs to be doing.” Franky frowned. Chopper looked up at Robin hopefully.“Excuse me.” She stood up, brushing her mouth with a napkin, she left the room, blanking everyone as they looked at her.
“Robin-chwan!?” Sanji screamed. “What’s wrong!?” he screamed, she simply ignored him, she had different things on her mind.There was a short silence, before everyone turned to Chopper, Sanji was fuming, picking the Reindeer up and shaking her like a rag doll.
“What did you do to Robin-chwan!?” he scowled. Chopper screamed.
“I didn’t do anything to her!” he screamed. “She’s just been upset a lot these past few days.”Nami scowled, pushing Sanji off the Reindeer.
“NO! Sanji! Stop it…..this needs a woman’s touch.” She exclaimed before shaking the Reindeer herself.
“You idiot! Stop feeling sorry about yourelf and go see her!” she screamed. Chopper nodded.Chopper poked his head around the door, Robin was sitting in her chair, head on her hand as she flicked through the pages of her book, not really recognising the pages.
“Ah, you’re here!” Chopper smiled and entered.
“I don’t want to talk to you.” Robin made an effort to look away.
“Why not?” Chopper’s eyes were already welling up.“I don’t deserve to.” Robin muttered. “I cant even tell you what I want to.” She buried her head into her hands. Chopper blinked.
“But that’s ok, you don’t have to tell me, I already know.” He beamed. He took her hands and pulled her into his chest, her head nuzzled into his soft fur as warm tears ran down her cheeks, she cuddled into his human form.
“It’s not fair.” She sobbed.
“What’s not?” Chopper asked her, caressing her beautiful black hair.“Me and you.” She spoke muffled.
“But I love you.” Chopper smiled. Robin looked at him, her face streaked with tears.
“You do?” she started to smile.
“Of course, you thought otherwise?” the Reindeer kept his smile.“Chopper….I’m sorry.” Robin didn’t make eye contact, “I thought you were too young for these feelings.” She muttered. Chopper just grinned.
“Will you say it then?” he asked. Robin bit her lip.
“You’ve worn me down.” She blushed.“Chopper, I love you.” She smiled, kissing him softly, Chopper beamed back at her.
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LuffyxUsopp: Handful
Nami scowled, closing her eyes, both Luffy and Usopp were annoying her.
“Usopp! Have you seen this?” Luffy screamed to the Sniper, who was busy tinkering with some dials, he was building up a new weapon.
“What is it?” Usopp shouted back.“You’ll have to come see!” Luffy exclaimed, pointing at the sea.
“I’m a little busy! What’s happening?” Usopp replied back, Nami closed her eyes, trying to ignore the unwanted distraction.“Woaahhh! Things have changed! That’s EVEN MORE AWESOME!” Luffy shrieked, waving his arms about, Usopp sighed and made his way over to where Luffy was.
“WOOAAH! AWESOME!” Usopp agreed, Nami scrunched her eyes up, gritting her teeth.
“Usopp! Lets go over here and look this way!” Luffy exclaimed.“Mr. Captain, Mr. Liar.” Robin approached the two, “Chopper has something he wishes to discuss with you.” She smiled. Luffy’s face fell.
“Is he dead!?” he exclaimed, going pale.
“DO YOU THINK HE’D TELL YOU!?” Nami snapped, screaming at the two.
“Oh…yea.” Luffy thought for a moment. “I guess he’d be too busy planning his funeral.” He wondered out loud.Robin simply chuckled as Nami scowled.
Chopper sat in his swivelly chair as Robin led the two boys into the infirmary.
“Ah, thank you!” he beamed, looking at the two boys, who simply stared at him.
“I thought you were dead.” Luffy grinned, picking the Reindeer up and throwing him around, Chopper screamed, flailing his arms around.”Wah! I’m not dead you bastards!” he screamed to the two, who put him down and grinned. “Besides, I’ve called you both down here, because….well….IT WAS NAMI!” he cracked under the pressure.
“Nami was complaining that you two were always annoying her, so she arranged for me and Chopper to bring you down here and lock the door.” Robin explained, Luffy and Usopp frowned, looking at each other. “Don’t worry, we’ll bring you supper.”
Luffy and Usopp were bored, they’d had sex, had more sex, and even more sex, Luffy was currently trying to complete Chopper’s fun book.
“Usopp, I can’t find it.” He winged.
“What are you stuck on?” Usopp sighed.
“Number 124” Luffy studied the book. Usopp closed his eyes.
“Number 125, that comes next.” He stated, matter of factly, Luffy frowned.
“I know THAT, but I can’t find it.” He chewed on the pencil. He scanned the page some more.Usopp looked around the room, it was imacculately clean, it was to be expected, he was sure Robin was keeping it stupidly tidily, what with the state Chopper kept his own area of their room.
“FOUND IT!” Luffy exclaimed, his grin spreading to the furthest corners of his mouth. “Woaaah! Look!” he displayed the book, revealing a bucket and spade.
“Wooaahh!” Usopp was astonished, Luffy proudly admired his work for the day.Usopp swung his legs.
“So bored.” He complained. Luffy smiled.
“Why don’t you tell us one of your stories?” he grinned. Usopp thought of something quickly.
“Ah, I remember it well, I was sulking around in the cargo storage, and I found something that makes your hair stand on end.”Luffy grinned.
“SUGOIIII! What is it?” he sat, hunched over the side of the bed, Usopp grinned, licking his lips.
“It was called Brill cream.” He commented, smirking, the joke seemed to pass over Luffy’s head.“Usopp! I thought of the perfect way to pass the time.” Luffy suddenly exclaimed. He was inches from Usopp’s nose, giving it a tender lick.
Nami sighed happily, the days were quieter now, as she found new places for Usopp and Luffy to be ‘contained.’ It was nice and peaceful, she smiled as she sank into a light sleep.
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RobinChopper: Horny
Note: Not Sexual, althouh hintedSomething stirs inside the house tonight, floorboard creeking as footsteps became louder and louder.
Chopper poked his head out from under the bed, he was alone, this was HIS house, and he didn’t think anyone had a key.
“It’s not a monster, it’s not a monster.” He shivered, closing his eyes, pulling the cover over his head, maybe if the burglar didn’t see him, they wouldn’t steal him too.The light switch flicked on as the door opened, the figure stood in the doorway, carrying a huge sack full of….god knows what. The figure looked at the bed, before kneeling down next to the fire and unpacking the bag.
Chopper spied out of a small hole at the figure. It turned and looked him directly in the eye, he screamed and quivered under the bed.
“You should be asleep.” The voice came from the figure, it was a woman, Chopper recognised the voice, but….where? “Naughty Boys don’t get presents.” She chuckled.
“Don’t STEAL ME!’ Chopper cried out, his body shaking under the bed, except for his back end that stuck out, wiggling in the air.Robin’s finger pressed against his read end.
“Chopper, it’s ok, it’s me.” She smiled as the Reindeer poked his head out, the blanket still spread over his head. She poked his button blue nose.
“You’re supposed to be sleeping.” She smiled, crouching down next to him, his eyes widened as he was face to face with her cleavage.“What are you doing?” he asked, shyly turning his head to face the door. “How did you get in here?” he gasped.
Robin produced a pencil shaped tube, a warm blue light eminating from it’s tip.
“Magic Key.” She winked, pressing the tube against her lower lip. “I’ll be on my way.” She smiled.Chopper blinked at her as she started to leave.
“Wait!” he shouted. “What about…my present?” he asked, his eyes starting to water. Robin looked back at him.
“I told you, you saw me, Santa isn’t supposed to be seen, so whoever does see Santa doesn’t get presents.” She giggled, this was too much fun. “Although.” She eyed his form as he was practically crying. “I do have an idea.” She knelt in front of him again.“Oh Chopper with your nose so blue and bright, won’t you let me ride you tonight?” she smiled softly at him. Chopper’s mouth opened in a big astonished grin.
“YAAAAY!” he exclaimed.In the crisp midnight hour, a woman and her Reindeer friend travelled throughout the town of ‘One Piece.’ Robin riding on the Horny Reindeer’s back, her hands gripping at the huge antlers as they continued to run, Robin checked her ‘Naughty and Nice’ list.
“Ah, first up, house of Luffy and Usopp.” She smiled.Chopper stared down the Chimney as he helped lower Robin down, her thin form easily letting her slide down the hole.
“Easy, Easy.” She called up. Chopper nodded back in approval, slowly pushing the rope down.Robin looked around the room, at the sleeping couple as they cuddled each other in bed, she smiled and eyed the tree in the corner of the room, two parcels were passed down to her.
“A selection of fine meats from across the world for Luffy, and a Chemistry set for Usopp.” She whispered, placing the presents on the floor under the tree, ticking off their names under her ‘nice’ list. She hummed as she tugged on the rope, signalling for Chopper to pull her up.
Chopper grinned as she slid up the chimney, he peered down the Chimney, nothing but darkness, suddenly the long red hat made its way into view, as Robin made her way into view.
Robin looked around, nothing but blackness, but something was off…things were getting….tight, gravity had helped on the way down but on the way back up, it worked against her.
Chopper tugged on the rope, his little arms struggling against her weight.
“It’s no use, I’m stuck.” Robin shouted up, but Chopper was determined, with a tug too many, he finally pulled her out.Robin panted, her outfit ripped and scuffed full of dirt and soot, she coughed loudly as he brought out a handkerchief.
“Next time I think I better use my key.” She giggled as he rubbed her face clean with the cloth.
“Do you want to do the next one?” she smiled at him, his eyes widened as he looked at her. “Well you are my special little helper…” a hand tickled his chin.At the next house, Chopper poked his head around the door, Robin had opened up the door with her ‘magic screwdriver’ as she liked to call it. This was the house of Sanji. He looked around, it seemed to be more of as love shack, he stepped further inside, the package was simple, a small selection of rare and exotic spices.
Chopper stepped further as a CD player switched itself on.
“Non male life form detected.” An Alarm blared over a loudspeaker. Chopper’s eyes fell as a sleepy Sanji danced his way to the small Reindeer. Hearts in his eyes.
“Ah! A lovely Christmas feast! Santa brought a girl to me!” he grinned. Chopper screamed and fled, throwing the present over his head.Robin entered the house next door, it seemed to be adorned with luxurious furnishings, she eyed the girl in her bed, her orange hair blowing softly in the wind.
“Ho..ho…ho.” she whispered, the girl’s eyes opened, unknown to Robin,
”Ha…ha….HA!” Nami grinned. Robin stepped on a trap, the rope wrapping around her foot and sending her upside down.“MERRY CHRISTMAS ROBIN!” Nami grinned at the woman, who glared at her.
“I’m not Robin, I’m Santa.” Robin simply stated, Nami shrugged.
“Fine then, Merry Christmas ‘Santa.’” Nami frowned.“I came to give you you’re Christmas present.” Robin smiled, handing her a small gift, Nami looked at it.
“This doesn’t look like a Million Berri!” Nami exclaimed. “And I made extra special careful this year.” She handed Robin a scuffy looking letter.“Dear Mr. Santa, please give me a Million Berri…..PS: I know where you live, so no funny business, ELVES BREAK EASY MATEY!” Robin read the letter out loud. She was about to say something when Nami grinned at her.
“It’ll cost you 100 berri to get out of here.” Nami rubbed her fingers together, sticking her tongue out.“Alright, here’s your blood money.” Robin reached into her pocket and produced a bank note, throwing it into Nami’s waiting hand, Nami cut the woman loose before grinning over her money, and present, which ended up being a series of spa treatments.
“Thank you! See you next year!” Nami waved as Robin scowled, closing her eyes as she left.
“It’s the same every year.” She grumbled under her breath.And so Santa and her faithful Reindeer travelled throughout the town, delivering to each and every ‘good’ boy and girl. Franky got a Guitar tuner set, Ace got some meat, Blackbeard got a Pie, and Hina got kinky bondage gear.
Zoro didn’t get nuthin, because he’s not on the list.
Finally the sun began to rise, and the lady hopped off her Horny Steed.
“Oh Chopper, you were great.” She smiled at him, cuddling the Reindeer like a stuffed toy. Chopper smiled back at her.
“It was fun!” he grinned. Robin looked at the Reindeer. Her hand brushed against his chin, petting him.“Do I….do I get a present?” Chopper finally plucked up the courage to ask her. Robin thought for a moment before smiling.
“Close your eyes and lie down.” She smiled, Chopper did as he was told, laying back and closing his eyes. There was the sound of clothes ruffling before he felt something press against her.Chopper gasped as he saw the naked beauty in front of him, smiling down at the young Reindeer, a small lick on the side of his cheek, a hand brushing against his antlers.
“My Horny Reindeer, well…do you like this present?” she asked, not waiting for a reply as she gave him a night to remember.
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LuffyUsopp: Pot of Tea
“What are you doing?” Usopp looked over Luffy’s shoulder as the Captain’s hands moved like lightning, beads of sweat dripped down his forehead as he concentrated, his tongue sticking out the side of his mouth to prove he was concentrating.
“I don’t think that’s…” Usopp didn’t even bother replying, it was practically impossible to talk Luffy out of doing something once he had his mind on it.
“It’s ok, I’ve seen Sanji do it plenty of times.” Luffy shot him a gummy grin. Usopp closed his eyes, trying to figure out what Luffy was saying was true, granted that he usually salivated over Sanji while he cooked the meals….was he actually taking it in?
“Could you pass the Salt please?” Luffy turned to the Sniper, Usopp immediately snapped to attention. Handing the Captain the salt, Luffy immediately started sprinkling it into a large tea pot.
“Radishes too…” Luffy’s hand again was outstretched. Usopp slowly handed Luffy the Radish, the Captain took a bite out of it, before pushing it into the pot.
Luffy thought a moment for the next ingredients, before coming up with an idea.
“Ah! I KNOW! Wine!” he exclaimed. Usopp stepped back, just WHAT was Luffy trying to pull.
“Wine?”Luffy turned to his Sniper friend and nodded. “Yes! Wine! Robin likes wine so it goes in!” he exclaimed, Usopp stared at Luffy for a moment before nodding.
“Yosh! And get some Tangerines and Cotton Candy too!” Luffy added, Usopp shot him a thumbs up.Getting the Wine was simple enough, the cellars were usually stocked full with various wines Robin had purchased whenever they arrived at a new destination. He looked through the rack, pulling out a one covered in dust.
“This one looks to be over 100 years old….she probably won’t notice its gone.” Usopp studied the label, it had been worn away through the years, the name barely legible.
The Cotton Candy was even easier, Chopper munched on a tuft as he and Robin studied various books, Usopp simply opted to trade him something ‘awesome’ for a small amount, which the Reindeer gladly obliged.
The Tangerines were the hardest part, Usopp poked his nose around the corner, an eye followed, and then the rest of the him slipped around the corner, he eyed Nami as she lay, sunbathing, Sanji as usual parading around her.
“Must not get seen…must not get seen.” He whispered out loud as he plucked a tangerine from its branch, stuffing it into his satchel. The branch groaned and snapped back.
Nami looked up at the trees, that seemed to be dancing in a rather strange way.
“If anybody is up there! And they AREN’T Robin, I’ll kill you.” Nami closed her eyes tightly, the bush jumped as a quick yelp escaped from it.Usopp stood very still, if he stood still then Nami would suspect he was only a bush, he was fortunate, only his nose stuck out from the thick leaves.
“Hide, hide and she won’t kill me.” He told himself. Eventually Nami gave up and went back to sunbathing, Sanji once again rushing to her side, this time with a bottle of sun tan lotion.Usopp approached Luffy with his treasure hunt findings, Luffy himself had packed the pot full of Cola, Tobacco and Rum.
“Usopp!” Luffy greeted the Sniper with a hug. “Did you bring the food?” he asked, Usopp gave Luffy a thumbs up, his mouth big and beaming.“Put it all in!” Luffy exclaimed, waving his arms around. Usopp did as he was told, the two stared at the bubbling contraption as the pot struggled with all of the bizarre items that was inside.
Luffy took long lavish nose full of the…smell.
“Smells Yummy!” he grinned, before he sank into confusion. “But….something’s missing.” He thought for a moment.
“Meat?” Usopp asked.
“YES!” Luffy was on his feet. “PASS ME THE MEAT!” he demanded, Usopp smiled, taking a small bite out the meat as he passed it to Luffy.Luffy simply swallowed the rest of the meat.
“More please.” He asked as Usopp handed him another, the same happened again. “More.” And again. “more.” And again.No less than fifteen meats later, and their pot was complete, it was left to cook for a few minutes before boiling.
Both boys picked up a cup, pouring the tea into each, it bubbled and fizzled, they both took a long look at each other, before sipping their tea.
“WAAAAAAH! STOMACH PUMP!” Chopper screamed as both Luffy and Usopp were dragged into the infirmary.
“Usopp…..if I die, I love you.” Luffy frowned. Usopp shot Luffy a weak thumbs up.
“Don’t worry Luffy, Chopper’s a pro.” Usopp smirked, Chopper looked down.
“But I’m not doing it.” He admitted. “But it’s ok, my replacement is just as good.Chopper kept a watch as the other surgeon removed their mask.
“Hello there Luffy.” Robin smiled. “Hello there Usopp.” She looked at the Sniper. “Now, about that bottle of wine….my treasure…” she stared at them. The two gave her a nervous grin.“CHOPPER! SUCTION!” she screamed as the Reindeer nodded.
“Now then….this won’t hurt……much.” She grinned as she put them both under the gas. -
Ooh, I love these challenges. I should really do one some day.
You get a lot of internet street cred with me for doing this.
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haha thanks! It's been a fun time writing all 30 of these, only got a few more to do aswell XD
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Future: RoCho
Notes: Set in….sometime in the future....I'm gonna say 5 years after current events or so.! I promise you my dear,
I promise to help whenever I can,
And not to pretend I’m asleep in the middle of the night.
! I promise to do my fair share of midnight feedings,
So you may sleep all night.
! I promise to change her nappies, and make sure she is safe.
Because there are a lot nasty diseases in the world.
I promise that she’ll grow up to become a great woman.
Like you yourself.
! When we go on holiday together,
I promise that she’ll never be harmed.
From the horrible sunshine, it won’t burn.
And she’ll learn how to swim,
Like we cannot.
! When she grows older,
And doesn’t want to be with us anymore,
I promise to help you overcome your loss.
And together we’ll let her have our own adventures.
And give her the support that we didn’t.
! I promise not to stay up long nights,
With the rest of the boys while you stay,
Looking after our precious precious daughter.
Although it is quite fun.
! I promise to teach her science,
While you teach her history,
She will become smart
Like you.
! I remember before her, those many years ago.
Your mouth whispering my name
Tightly embracing me as we shared our love.
! You taught me so many things,
How to fall in love,
How to have sex
How to be the happiest dad in the world.
! I promise all of this to you, my darling darling missus.
! Chopper looked up from his desk, writing down exactly what he was going to tell his wife in the morning, he looked over to her, silently sleeping.
! In her arms was a small child, her child, THEIR child. It was tiny, tinier than anything Chopper had ever saw before, he remember being in the delivery room with her, both as the father and the Doctor. He remembered the pain she went through, how she swore, he’d never heard such words escape from her lips.
! But it was worth it, the small girl yawned, her thin blue nose pressing into her mother’s bosom, a few wispy strands of black hair blew in the wind as she slept peacefully. Chopper knew it was the calm before the storm, he’d heard of babies, and their first night together….it wasn’t going to be pretty.
! “Are you coming to bed?” a voice spoke to him, scaring him to death.
“Sorry Robin.” He beamed, she looked at him, tired in her eyes, and showing it. “You should be getting sleep.” Chopper warned. Robin smiled.
“Can’t.” she told him. “I’m too happy.” She told him.
! Chopper plodded over to her, transforming into his human form and laying behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist and pulling her towards him, she did so, nestled in amongst his fur, she rested her head back and almost instantly fell asleep.
! “Finally, a proper…” she didn’t finish the words, but Chopper guessed what she was going to say. He rested his head against her, his hands rubbing her stomach and waist. Baby Nico Toni Olivia let out a small gasp, her mother doing the same. Chopper smiled as he too, finally fell asleep. -
Beautiful People: Lu Uso (Hints of ZoroSan, RoCho)
“Smile baby! SMILE!” the Cameraman flashed a thumbs up as he continued to take pictures, the camera clicking and surrounding the room with light. “GROWL for me!” he insisted. “GREAT!”
Luffy was on his knees, swiping his hand at the camera, baring his teeth, wearing little more than a ripped pair of red underwear.
“Grrr.” He growled, trying not to burst out laughing, the Cameraman taking more pictures.A woman walked past, distracting Luffy from what was going on, his nostrils flared as he took great sniffs.
“I smell foooooood!” he exclaimed, raising his fists into the air and dashing after the woman, the Cameraman sighed, annoyed.Luffy stuffed his face full of meat and well, everything he could get his hands on, he was currently trying to decide what flavour candle he had just ate, it looked orange, so he guessed the colour was the same as the flavour.
“Oi, Luffy? What are you doing?” Usopp sat next to him, daring to swipe an Apple from his tray, Luffy looked at the apple before frowning, biting his lip, his eyes growing wide.
“Pictures.” He grinned, Usopp raised an eyebrow, taking a bite of the Apple, Luffy stared once more at the fruit, oh what could have been.
“Pictures?” Usopp wasn’t too sure he liked this idea.“YEAH! I get to wear swimsuits and funny looking clothes.” Luffy grinned. “But.” He trailed off.
“But what?” Usopp asked. Luffy banged his hand on the table, getting an idea.“YOU!” he grinned. “Usopp! You could do it with me!” he exclaimed, Usopp was taken aback, he rested back on the chair, almost falling off the back of it. He swung on two legs, closing his eyes and grinning.
“Being a Beautiful Man? One adored by women the world over? I’ll do it! It’s my job as the great captain Usopp to give the public what they want.” He gloated. Luffy simply grinned, snatching the Apple back.
“Mmmmm….good food!” he simply replied, stuffing more and more into his mouth. Usopp gasped, trying to place what Luffy had just done, but it was simple, Luffy didn’t care what he ate, and probably had no concept of germs.
“OOooo! Two of you? Even better!” the Cameraman flashed a thumbs up, snapping more pictures of the two, Usopp was a bit sheepish, hiding behind Luffy.
“Ah…um….my ‘I-can’t-have-my-picture-taken.” Illness is coming on again he held his head. Luffy was oblivious to it.“Ok, how about a nice back to back picture?” The Cameraman suggested, the boys did as they were told, pressing their backs to each other and flashing a winning grin.
“BEAUTIFUL!” the Cameraman exclaimed, taking pictures. “Now Luffy, you lay down and Usopp, you straddle him!”It was getting a bit strange, the requests getting raunchier and raunchier, soon both Luffy and Usopp were kit less, crawling on top of each other, rubbing each other, even making out with each other, the Cameraman exclaiming and taking pictures.
The two grinned at each other, staring into each other’s eyes. The cameraman stopped taking pictures, giving a thumbs up.
“That’ll do for today.” They were told. The two boys frowned at each other, they had caught up in the moment, and didn’t want to loose it. “I’ve ran out of film.” Was added, the two sighed, before deciding to make out anyways.The Cameraman packed up his gear, before leaving the room, he took the cap off his head, revealing the long orange hair, cute eyes and smirk.
“These’ll sell for a mint.” Nami exclaimed, pushing the pictures into her bag, in amongst two other packets of film, neatly labelled ‘Hot Kitchen: Sanji and Zoro’ and ‘Robin and Chopper go wild’Nami licked her lips, she could almost taste the money, she looked back at the couple, it was nice that they had found each other, but it was even better for her, she could cash in on it.
With a small giggle she left the room, tapping her hand against her bag of swag.
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Magic: RoCho
Notes: PissThere was a whoop and cheer from the crowd of children (including Luffy and Usopp, cus they are simple…I mean….children too) as the small Reindeer walked from behind the curtain wearing a sparkly purple tuxedo, a white shirt under and a variation of his usual hat, this time sparkly purple.
“Sorry, Sorry!” he instantly apologised, blushing, throwing his weight from side to side, waving his magic wand around in his hand. “I was having a wee.” He exclaimed, there was a small silence before he looked down. “Still having it….” He blushed, brushing his paws on his shirt.
“My name is Tony Tony Chopper, and tonight, I am going to wonder you all with my magic!” he exclaimed. “And I will be joined tonight by my beautiful assistant Robin.” He added. Cue Robin, who entered the stage looking a little embarrassed, her outfit looking rather nippy, and covering (barely) the vital areas.
“Do….I have to wear this?” she asked as Chopper eyed her, a dopey grin on his face.
“Now….I bring….fire!” he exclaimed, and with a click of his fingers, a small flame appeared in his paws.
There was a round of applause as the flame flickered and danced in the wind on his paws, suddenly the flame spread, burning part of his jacket.“AHHH! ROBIN! PUT IT OUT!” he screamed, waving his arms about in pain. Robin quickly put out the flames, Luffy and Usopp clapping louder than everyone else. Chopper blew at his hand, frowning at it.
“Ah….what about the doves?” Robin whispered into his ear, before blowing into it lovingly. Chopper nodded, before adjusting his sleeves, two doves flew out of his sleeves….and almost instantly plummeted to the ground.
“Ah….they’re dead…” Robin murmured to him. “Lack of air does that..” she added, Chopper tried to keep his smile, for the children, who seemed to be loving this.
Robin smiled, bending down and pressing herself against the young Reindeer.
“Why don’t I do mine?” she suggested. Chopper blinked, before realising what she was on about.A large box was rolled onto the stage. Robin smiled and lay down in it. “Now, Abrakadabra!” Chopper screamed, hitting the side of the box, suddenly a saw was picked up from the top of the box, as hands appeared from seemingly nowhere and began sawing Robin in two. The audience gasped as the box began to slowly saw in half.
Things were going oddly well Chopper thought, he was glad that they could pull this off together. Suddenly there was a scream from Robin’s lips, and blood began to seep from the cut. Robin went limp, closing her eyes.
Chopper’s eyes popped out of their sockets, his hands on his cheeks.
“NOOOO! ROBIN! DON’T DIE! DON’T DIE!” he screamed, running around in circles, there was a hush that had fallen over the crowd. “Rooobin, don’t die.” He cried. “I love you Robin, you can’t die.”There was silence, before a short snigger erupted from Robin’s lips, her eyes flickered open as she burst out into laughter.
“You’re face.” She chuckled. “Priceless.” Chopper was panting for breath, his hand to his heart. Robin jumped up from out of the box in pristine condition, the children gasped and clapped, Luffy and Usopp making the most noise.The children poured out, the parents wondering why they were allowed to watch such tat. Chopper smiled at Robin, almost out of breath.
“Weren’t you supposed to give me mouth to mouth?” she frowned, Chopper blinked at her, not taking the obvious hint.“Kiss me.” She demanded, crouching down next to him and pressing her lips against his, their eyes closed as the curtain fell.
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well, onto the last two, planning on pulling outall the stops, and stuff…and making em sexy....so I'll post the ok bits here:
LuUso: Emptiness
Notes: Takes place somewhere in the future.“Mr. Cook?” Robin asked, holding her wine glass out, ready for a refill. Sanji dashed over to her, hearts in his eyes, the wine bottle at the ready.
“My dear Robin-chwan.” He sung. “More wine?” he asked, Robin simply spread her smile, the cook pouring more wine into her glass.
“Thanks.” She simply replied, taking a tiny sip.“Sanji!” Nami screamed, narrowing her eyes. Sanji ignored Robin, dancing his way over to the orange haired girl, serving her with various foods. Nami nodded over to Luffy.
“You better go see him. He’s been all antsy all day.” She pointed her thumb at him, Luffy’s face was stretched out into a frown. Sanji scowled at him, before looking at Nami.
“Ah, Nami-swan, one glance at the limpid pools of your beauty and I am yours to command.” He flirted, a heart in his….eye, and a grin on his face.“Shitty Captain.” He murmoured as he placed a plate of meat in front of Luffy’s face, Luffy didn’t look up, nor did he touch the plate. Sanji scowled, readying his foot for a swift kick to the face. Instead he simply walked away, going back to obsessing over the girls.
“Hey…Luffy…ever heard this one? Horse walks into a bar….bartender says why the long face?” Usopp grinned. Luffy looked up at his friend as Usopp started to poke at the captain.
“YOU said that there is strictly a no long faces allowed policy here.” Usopp stated, sitting next to Luffy, there was the distinct sound of music playing from Brooke and Franky’s duet, something about man thongs. “What’s getting you down?” Usopp put an arm around Luffy’s shoulder, almost cuddling into him.Luffy stretched himself across the table, pushing the meat away.
“You see, I’m supposed to help people.” He started, there was a sudden outburst from the rest of the crew, Chopper had finished doodling on Zoro’s face and was now pestering Robin for her drink.“Shitty Reindeer!” Sanji screamed, swiping a kick at Chopper. “I told you a hundred times! Don’t bug Robin!” he screamed.
“No, Really, it’s quite alright, please, help yourself.” Robin smiled, handing Chopper the glass, the Reindeer sniffed at the drink, giving a small sip. The Reindeer felt his head spin, before almost collapsing to the floor.
“Are you trying to poison me? It’s Alcoholic!” he winged, staggering around the room, hands sprouted, pulling the Reindeer into Robin’s lap, his head still spinning.“So you were saying?” Usopp turned away, Luffy continued on.
“It’s just that….I’m in a very responsible position.” He told Usopp, the Sniper almost fell out of his place, crawling over to the captain. “When I get things wrong…people suffer the consequences….” he buried his head into his arms.Usopp patted him on the back.
“Just think of all those you’ve helped.” Usopp told him. “Princess Vivi, you helped her save her kingdom, Robin and Chopper now have places they belong and a proper family, even if it is with each other….and I…” Usopp trailed off, Luffy thought for a moment, a smile spreading across his face.“but I’ve been getting things very wrong lately, I feel like I’ve been hurting more people than helping them….maybe….I should stop.” He considered, there was a sudden silence from Usopp.
“You can’t do that Luffy, too many people depend on you.” Usopp smiled. “We’ve known each other for what? Four years now? And we’ve overcame so much.” He rubbed his nose against Luffy’s cheek. “We need you….to lead us.” Usopp told the Captain.
Luffy looked up at Usopp, a smile spreading across his face, he looked around, Zoro was sleeping, Robin and a VERY drunk Chopper had retired to their room, Sanji was busy making out with Nami, his dream coming true, as Franky and Brooke finished their duet. Luffy smiled.
“You’re right!” he bounced onto the table, Usopp closing his eyes and smirking.
“So how many people do you think we’ve helped out?” Usopp asked. Luffy thought. “A hundred?”
“More than that I think…” Luffy strained his face.
“I think the number is so big, I can’t even keep count.” He attempted to count the fingers on his hand, to little avail.Usopp cuddled himself to Luffy, whispering something in his ear. Luffy grinned, bursting out into a giggle.
“And that’s one thing I love doing.”