Moses throws two oceans into the tornado in an attempt to harm it….creating a TSUNAMI!
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Meanwhile, Miss Valentine was walking around there when noticed Usopp, and decided to kidnap him to turn him in her love slave.
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Then she found out it was really Kaku
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Gutts appears out of no where wearing a Darth Vader helmet, cutting both Valentine and Kaku in half.
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Meanwhile, Moses beats the tornado/tsunami using his magic powers, but then it starts raining.
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Two villages over rests the friendly population of the Goo people, upon the rain many of them get killed….and their friendliness destroyed: THEY DECLARE WAR ON MOSES!
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The cloaked man joined in to help Moses in the war against the two villages.
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Meanwhile, Usopp decided to run to Miss Valentine and take her to his home.
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As Usopp ran to Miss Valentine, it became a boxing kangaroo chef and attacked Usopp.
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It appeared the word "PWNED!" in red letters, and then we realize that the whole time it was a movie, as we see the teather and the audience that is watching the movie.
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Then, a big flying creature jumps out of the theater screen and kills the audience.
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V decides to blow up Raccoon City.
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After V blows up Raccoon City, he proceeds to his next destination which is the Pentagon.
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On his way V trips on a bannana peel.
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After he trips on the banana peel, he gets knocked out and a flashback appears on how he got the name V.
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He remembers he was given the name V by none other than Hong Kong Phooey.
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Turns out it was from the shape you make with the peace sign on your hand, but was actually cause he gave good ****.
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After the flashback ended, V woke up and saw three cloaked figures that looked like him.
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They were named Bob, Jill, and TedFred. (cause their parents couldn't make up their mind between Fred or Ted)
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Bob wore a Richard Nixon mask, Jill wore a Nami mask and TedFred wore an Usopp mask.
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V thought TedFred was actually Usopp, and proceeded to change formation to make him party leader.
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After making TedFred the leader, V saw by the shore three different colored jet skis.
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Meanwhile the Hulk went out to destroy Freddie Prinze Jr, while Kaku was wished back by the dragonballs.
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However surprisingly, Freddie prinze Jr. destroryed the hulk with ease.
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But the true Hulk appears to face Jr, Hulk Hogan: 99,999,999.9 HP. (It's WAAAAAAAAAAAY OVER 9,000!!!!)
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Suddenly Vegeta appears out of nowhere and starts running around screaming about Hulk Hogan's power level.
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Throes joins Vegeta in this, they decide to go around the world in 9,000 days.
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Before they go Vegeta uses the potara earings to fuse with Kaku in half giraffe form to make Kageta.
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When the Thores starts yelling "MOM! MOM! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!" because he wanted to fuse with them.
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Then, out of nowhere a giant meteor of fire, water, wind, and earth crashed into them.
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Earth was destroyed, welcome to Planet Iejgbmjoemjbmrf-bob.
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On the planet Piccolo married Invisible Woman.
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Then Gekko Moria stole Piccolo's shadow.
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Piccolo melted as the sun came out.
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Then Zoro woke up and said, "What a strange dream that was."
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Then the Straw Hat Pirates joined forces with Captain Jack Sparrow.
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@nessfromhyrule:
Then Zoro woke up and said, "What a strange dream that was."
Didn't we do that with Sanji last time?
(Oh shi-! I broke the chain.)
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After they joined forces, they decided to go to the world of Bleach.
Didn't we do that with Sanji last time?
I forgot about that, but it fits more with Zoro than Sanji since Zoro sleeps all the time.
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(I woke up so I decided to do this)
Jack Sparrow went to Ichigo's house and beat him up for rum money.
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Ichigo got furious and started chasing Jack.
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Meanwhile, Luffy went inside Kisuke Urahara's home and stole all of his food.
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On the ship Jack the monkey stole Zoro's bandana.
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Zoro tried attacking the monkey, but instead the monkey tricked him and Zoro fell into a portal that lead to Soul Society.
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Upon landing in Soul Society, Zoro finds out they are under attack by 666,999,999,999,999,999 Narutard army, with their whining as their attack Zoro falls to the ground sucking his thumb.
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Luckily, Barbossa saves him by shooting a newly dubbed Naruto out of the cannons of the Black Pearl.
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It was a dud, the Narutards sink The Black Pearl.
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Barbossa decided that Zoro could take care of himself and went with Sanji to Konoha to find dirty magazines.
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Meanwhile, Nami saw Orihime and went to talk to her.