snerks Oh god Local XD. That last line killed me. It killed me ded.
Silly innocent Luffy XD. Poor Usopp, he must be traumatized!
snerks Oh god Local XD. That last line killed me. It killed me ded.
Silly innocent Luffy XD. Poor Usopp, he must be traumatized!
these stories are pretty funny but I still don't know what yaoi is. I have a feeling it's very perverted.
these stories are pretty funny but I still don't know what yaoi is. I have a feeling it's very perverted.
Google is your friend.
And to the stories, I'm not in particular a huge fan of yaoi, but this is pretty good stuff. At least it's realtively tame. There's no "surprise buttsecks!" anywhere, which is cool.
Yaoi/Shonen-ai is boyxboy love. It is the opposite of yuri/shojo-ai which is girlxgirl love.
And it's only perverted if you think it is. Local hasn't written any yaoi scenes, which are generally far more explict than the fluffy shonen-ai stuff he has written thus far.
Hope that helps~.
it does help. i'm too scared to look it up. thank you. :)
It's good that you came to us for info instead, because you might have been scarred for life if you had come across the wrong things while using a search engine XD.
Oh I wrote hard Yaoi…..but its not allowed to be posted here XD Nuff said lol
So does this mean you're not going to do yuri drabbles anymore? :(
@Pass:
So does this mean you're not going to do yuri drabbles anymore? :(
Oh no, nononononono, you know me, I like my yuri =3
sigh of relief
Yuri is a passion. A strong passion. I will not rest until this world forum understand the joy of two female pirates making out.
Yet…..I'M the one writing it..........
And I thank you for that. Vastly.
ah, you're welcome I guess, now, enough of this talking of Yuri! That goes in the Yuri thread XD
You read Bleach, right, Local?
Can you do an Orihime x Chizuru drabble? :wub: The word needs more OriChi.
@Bounty1Berry:
Your drabbles need more crack. I want to see Kokoro x Miss Goldenweek.
May I suggest Goldenweek uses Kokoro as a painter's model, then smears herself with "Oblivion Black" :D
ERRRRRR…........................I'd rather die to be honest XD
I died laughing at this.
Ummmm….I WOULD, but I have no idea who Chizuru is.
She's the lesbian that's alway hitting on Orihime.
ohhhh….her...well I'll try, I have a great hatred of most of the Bleach girls so don't expect greatness.
zomg, those were so good. XD I really like the NamixRobin ones…>.> tee hee
you made yaoi ones too right? I should go read them...strange that I read the yuri ones before the yaoi ones... D: lol, crack... I don't think I wanna read KokoroxMissGoldenweek...>.<
Omg, Local you're such a great author. I really like your drabbles they're really good and cute too. I like the LuSop ones the most. The ZoSan one made me laugh. God, I love those couples. Oh, do you think you could do a ZoLu as well? =D I really REALLY love that coupling…tiz cute. x3
Ok, this is a Robin + Chopper story, just a friendly lil thing between them, and a rather….suprising enemy XD
Building Blocks
“It’s finished.” Robin told Chopper one early morning. Chopper beamed and knew what she was talking about at once.
“When can I come and see it?” he asked.
“Anytime you wish.” Robin stated, opening her book and flicking to a page.
Later on the two entered a large cabin area off the side of .
“Woooow!” Chopper exclaimed as soon as he entered the room with it’s sloping walls.
“I do believe its quite an accomplishment.” Robin noted.
“It’s brilliant.” Chopper stared in awe.
Robin had finally finished the train set she’d been building for quite some time now, the two had noticed them at a toy store one winter’s morning and decided that they’d see who could build the better railway, with a little money (from persuading Nami, of course) the two set about building, keeping unwanted visitors from entering the rooms.
Robin’s set was quite impressive, it filled the whole room. There was loads of track running through a miniature landscape, A town, hills and fields, bridges and hedges. Little cows and sheep stood in the little fields, and tiny cars and lorries were on the narrow roads and lanes.
And through it all the trains ran – old fashioned steam trains for our standards. The two laughed and played with the set until it was dark. Chopper was happy to see Robin so enthusiastic about something other than books, as if her youth that she never had was catching up to her. He frowned and looked down.
“I’m never going to get it finished.” He complained to her. “I got my set the same day as you got yours, remember?” his face sank. Robin thought for a moment.
“Why don’t we finish it then?” she offered.
“There’s lots still to do.” Chopper warned her, but grinned.
“Then we’ll have to start right away then. Allons-Y” Robin beamed.
Chopper’s train room was roughly the same size as Robin’s. Although it had hardly been started. Not all the track was laid out and none of it was fixed down on the big board that stood on old packing cases. Robin eyed the pile of bits and bobs nearby.
“Not much room to work.” She noted. “What is all of this?”
“Franky’s. He left it all there before I came in here. He said “It was a shame all that work would be wasted and he brought this stuff here.”
Robin was looking through the pile of metal and plastic. “Hey…look.” She spoke. “I think this is a head…a Metal head…” she picked up a stained and dented head. It was strange, with staring, blank eyes.
Chopper tried to ignore it as he tested a train on a loop of track, the train jerked as it moved, but ran round the loop, then into a siding. The track just stopped at the end of the siding, and the train ran off the end. Robin chuckled a little at this, before walking back to the pile of junk.
She was naturally curious, who knows what sorts of interesting things could be found, now she was pulling out bits and pieces from the pile and stacking them on the edge of the board.
“I thought we were getting the train set finished.” Chopper complained.
“In a minute…look.” Robin held up a metal hand, complete with jointed silver fingers. “I think there is a whole metal man here….Metal and Plastic.” She held up a long, jointed arm. She herself could barely lift it, and employed the help of several arms.
Chopper put down the train and helped Robin. In the middle of the pile, they found the metal man’s body, with both legs and one arm still attached. Robin pushed the hand on to the end of the wrist, and it clicked into place.
“Why don’t we put him back together?” she offered.
The two discussed various things as they clicked the other pieces back into place. Soon they had a complete figure. Between them they dragged him to an old chair, and pushed it into a sitting position. Robin picked up the head and perched it on top of the neck.
“It’s huge.” Chopper gasped as Robin nodded, it was taller than even her.
“He can watch us do the trains.” She commented with a smile. “We’ll have to think of a good name for him.
The two worked on the train set until the early hours of the morning. Robin got several of the engines working and soon they were whizzing around the track. Chopper found a dial that, when set up, sent power to the trains.
The two were planning where to put hills and a tunnel when the metal man suddenly stood up. With a clanking, whirring sound it pulled itself to its feet. The two turned around in astonishment as the metal head turned to look at them. It’s voice was a mechanical rasp.
“I am complete.” It said, it’s mouth glowed blue as it spoke. “All systems re-linked and repaired. Two humans detected.” It looked at them through its deep dark, empty eyes. “They will be upgraded.”
“What are you?” Chopper gasped, he was frightened and his voice trambled as much as the rest of him.
“Did we make you?” Robin asked, she sounded almost afraid, but if she was, she was hiding it well.
“You initiated self-repair systems…I am….a Cyberman.” It told the two. Chopper hit behind the woman’s legs.
“I don’t like it.” He whispered. “How do we turn it off?”
The Cyberman was still watching them.
“Like or Dislike is unimportant.” It started. “I cannot be turned off, I WILL survive. You will stay here to be upgraded.” It told them.
“Upgraded? What do you mean? We are not machine.” She stated. The Cyberman’s head turned slightly as if it was looking straight at her.
“You will be.”
The Cyberman was stood between the two and the door. They’d have to get past it to escape (as you do)
“Someone will realise that we aren’t there, and they’ll come looking for us.” Chopper spoke bravely.
“Then they will also be upgraded.” The Cyberman said, there was no feeling or variation in it’s voice. It was just flat and mechanical, and chilling. “Try to leave, and you will be deleted.” It turned to examine the other things Franky had brought with him. “Do you understand E-lectrionics?” it dragged the E out, as if it was struggling.
There was silence. Chopper edged his way towards the door.
“You will remain where you are.” It then pointed at Robin. “You will help build the upgrade equipment. Come here.” It ordered, there was a sudden breeze of wind as multiple arms sprouted and tugged at the Cyberman’s arms, it simply moved its arm sharply, breaking free of the bonds.
Chopper felt useless as he watched. The Cyberman was giving Robin things from the pile of stuff – electronics and meters and dials and cables. It was telling her which pieces to fit together. Every now and then Robin would look over at Chopper, and each time she seemed to be more scared.
Eventually Robin and the Cyberman had built a large piece of strange looking equipments. The Cyberman raised it’s hand to it’s chest and the whole thing throbbed with power.
“Is it dangerous?” Chopper asked. He was fiddling with one of the toy engines. It was quite a chunky design and very heavy for its size. He set it down on the track.
“There is a lot of power being generated. Touch the wrong bit and boom, we all die. There are a lot of exposed wires.” She added.
“It will suffice.” The Cyberman stated. “Now you will be upgraded.”
It grabbed Robin roughly by the arm.
“What are you?” she asked.
“I will electrify your brain and burn out your resistance and emotions. Replacement of your body parts will follow when components are available. You belong to us, you will become like us.”
Chopper was nervously turning the dial on the control box for the train set. The steam engine started slowly around the track. As he watched it, and tried not to think about what the Cyberman was going to do to her. And he liked Robin, A LOT. He then had an idea. He reached over and changed the points.
The Cyberman had stood Robin against the machine, Chopper could almost see the tears in her eyes, her face reflected in the chest of the Cyberman. Chopper hoped his plan would work, but the Cyberman was in the wrong place. The train gathered speed as Chopper turned the control panel further.
“OI! Robin! Chopper! FOOOD!” Luffy’s voice called from elsewhere. At the sound of the voice, the Cyberman turned slightly, in it’s hand it caught a switch and a part of the machine flipped down and latched itself onto her head, the electricity fired up from the Cyberman’s palm and through the machine, Robin screamed as sparks started to fly from the machine.
Chopper dashed towards her and butted the Cyberman, it turned and marched towards him.
The Train flew off the end of the board. It smashed into the Cyberman’s chest as it was reaching out for Chopper. Chopper quickly used the time he gained to easily release Robin from the machine. The Cyberman staggered around, it was off balance, and the impact of the train was enough to make the Cyberman stagger back and into the equipment.
The Cyberman’s hand went right into the middle of the wires and machinery. Sparks spat across it. Blue fire surrounded the Cyberman’s arm like lightning. For a moment it stood upright and still as Robin grabbed Chopper’s paw and they ran for the door. The Cyberman reached out for them, but instead it seemed to collapse into the equipment. The equipment fell apart and a sheet of flame shot across the room accompanied by the roar of an explosion. Smoke drifted through the air.
“You two having fun?” Franky approached the door. “Agh! My machines! I hope you haven’t broken anything.” He over-reacted to the rubble. Robin whispered to Chopper.
“I hope we have…” she beamed.
Behind them, the blistered, scorched head of the Cyberman fell from it’s shattered body and crashed lifelessly to the floor.
whoa that was crazy! it went from pleasant to …dramatic! wow, pretty good. =D I was scared for Robin...I should have known better that Robin would be okay in the end...
I am not alone in my secretive ZoLu obsession?
Huzzahs!
Right, well, I'll try and do a couple more this weekend, I know I still got JackIanto to do and BenShanks so.
Yea XD I wanted something cute, yet creepy aswell, and it barely touches upon the Cybermen yet makes it work as an enemy lol.
Well, omni wanted a Captain JackxIanto ficlette, and here it is:
Captain Jack Harkness sat studying the X-Rays, sheet after sheet of various life forms, most ‘borrowed’ from the U.N.I.T archive. Ianto Jones silently approached him; Jack NEVER seemed to sleep, no matter what the time was.
“Auton, Axon, Omega, the Yeti, Cybermen.” He listed through the various X-Rays to himself. Ianto knew the last word far too well; he had been there during the battle of Canary Wharf, a Cyberman in every building. He even recalled HER.
Jack looked up.
“You don’t have to stay there.” Jack muttered as Ianto stepped closer, hands behind his back.
“I see you’ve managed to find a good use for them, then?” Ianto spoke, a hint of proudness in his voice.
“Yea, some new stuff here.” Jack commented. “And something seems to link them all.” He turned and looked past Ianto at the jar; a hand throbbed and bubbled inside.
“The Doctor?” Ianto spoke softly, Jack shot him a confused look as Ianto pointed at the screen, and there it was. The Big Blue Police Box, it stood grandly. Jack typed some more, various images sprung up of one ‘John Smith’ a Doctor who worked with U.N.I.T some time ago, there were many different pictures of him, one shown an elderish man with fuzzy white hair, a cape and a old vintage car, the next shown a picture of a black haired man with a recorder, finally the screen settled on showing a Curly Haired Man, A mouth grinning, full of teeth, and a stupidly long scarf around his neck.
“I don’t know why you obsess so much over him.” Ianto frowned. Jack thought for a second.
“I need him to answer some questions.” Jack continued tapping at the machine. Ianto put a hand on his shoulder.
“Well, why don’t you ask ME some questions?” Ianto smiled, Jack looked up at him and was returned with a small kiss. “Shall I bring the Stopwatch?”
“Ah, good morning Luffy.” Robin smiled, sitting down next to the captain, they had been docked at the quiet town of Vona for almost a week now, and Luffy was showing it. He sulked and let his body lay flat out on the deck.
“Robin, I’m bored.” He complained, Robin nodded and rested her chin in her palm.
“Well there are rumours of a series of ruins on the other side of the island. I’d quite like to go see them.” Robin told Luffy, it was a lie; she’d already slinked out in the early hours of the morning.
“Yosh!” he grinned and almost leapt over the side of the ship. Robin smiled as she quickly packed a few items into her bag and ran off after him. She caught him loosing a staring contest against a rabbit.
“Which way do we go?” Luffy asked, picking up a stick from somewhere and pointing it in the air.
“Just follow this path to a clearing.” She commented, keeping her eyes on the pathway in front of her. A Half hour passed and they arrived at the ruins. It was OLD.
Robin smiled as she let her hands run over a statue, it was nice to spend the time with someone, even Luffy was well…..thick. She turned her head to see what he was doing; his hands were poking at a wall.
“What are you doing?” she queried; he just frowned and concentrated on what he was doing.
“Trying to read the walls, like you do.” He grinned. Robin smiled to herself. “What are you looking for?” Luffy asked. Picking his nose.
“Nothing to be precise, I just love coming to places like this, getting lost in my thoughts.” She grew silent as Luffy grinned.
“Oh! Well, it’s fun here. Like a Mystery Place!” he laughed. “I like it!” he added. Robin was speechless, somebody else who actually shared something in common with her, granted Nami would usually come along on trips with her at times, but that was usually just to nab as much as she could.
Luffy beamed as he waved a hand over her eyes.
“Robin? Have you got any meat?” he asked, his eyes fixed on her bag pack.
“Nothing really great, just a quick meal I prepared myself.” She told him, he was already rummaging through her bag; he picked up the food and ate it. He squealed in delight.
“Ooooh! Yummy!” he gasped. Robin’s face sank, not surprisingly he’d eaten best part of the meal. “You should make some more.” He added, handing the rest of the food to her. A small red hue crept over her face.
“No thanks, someone actually liked my cooking for a change, you can have it.” She smiled, luckily for her there were a few apple trees in the nearby area. A hand sprouted and batted one down.
“It’s Yummy.” He told her again, she smiled and bit into the Apple. “You should cook more often!” he told her. She smiled and looked up into the clear sky.
“For you Captain…anything.” She muttered.
Ok, I’ve never actually written Ben or Shanks, nor do I know much bout em, but it was requested so.
“Haha! Look guy’s! Luffy’s bounty poster!” Shank’s proclaimed, holding up the Wanted poster. Some of the crew crowded around, while others simply continued on their drinking.
“Yasopp, you’re son has one too, at least I think.” Shanks handed Yasopp the wanted poster of one ‘Sogeking.’ Yasopp grinned.
“I’ll recognise that nose anywhere! That is surely the sign of my son.” He smiled and looked at the poster.
Shanks sat down next to Ben.
“Would you believe that young Luffy is already hounded by the World Government?” he grinned. Ben nodded.
“Well he does have a great idol.” Ben put an arm around the Captain. Who instantly laughed. “A very good one indeed.” He whispered sweet nothings into his ear.
You know when I clicked this thread I thought I was in general discussion and when I saw the title thought 'What a horrible idea for a thread'…
anyway, nice work, keep the good writing up.
haha! Thanks! I'm betting most people who see this will be thinking its the sequal to the Robin vore story XD
A short story I done for Kaya-Chan in a one hour thing. She chosen Robin/Luffy with the theme of Alcohol.
“Robin?” Robin snapped out of her daydreaming as Luffy’s eyes met hers.
“Sorry, I was miles away.” She replied, Luffy just laughed.
“You’re so funny Robin.” He told her. Robin raised an eyebrow.
“Funny? Sorry, what makes you say that?” she asked him, he thought for a second.
“Well you drink that funny drink.” Luffy told her. Robin looked down at the wine glass in her hand, she frowned.
“It’s just wine, what’s so funny about it?” Robin asked, taking a sip. Luffy stared at it, and then back at her.
“Why don’t you drink proper beer? Like Nami does?” he asked.
“I do drink that, but I prefer wine.” She smiled, swaying it a little, it sloshed around but didn’t spill.
“Can I have some?” Luffy asked. Robin smiled.
“Of course.” She replied. “You are the Captain.”
Robin didn’t react when Luffy took a sip from her glass. He sloshed it around his mouth for a minute, before gulping it down.
“It tastes funny.” He complained. He was feeling light headed, and it shown.
“It has a certain taste. You have to have the tongue for it.” She told him, a hand sprouted and poured herself another glass. “Would you like some more?” she asked.
“Yosh!” he grinned, sticking his tongue out. “I want the taste!” he exclaimed.
“Um…..that sounds fine.” She handed him the glass. Luffy took a sip, trying to imitate her. He coughed as he swallowed it, drinking the glass right down. Robin was stunned to say the least, Luffy was practically falling over himself as he held the glass out to her.
“More!” he demanded. Robin frowned.
“I think you’ve had quite enough.” She giggled to herself, but still, she poured another glass. She took a sip herself, letting as little pass through her lips, perhaps he’d figure that out.
Luffy stared at her, wide eyed and open mouthed.
“What’s wrong?” Robin asked. Luffy laughed.
“You drink it funny too!” he exclaimed, Robin shook her head.
“You don’t drink it straight down like you would normal alcohol.” She explained to him. But it didn’t seem to register in his mind.
A few glasses later and Luffy was practically falling over himself. Robin was a little tipsy, but still retained a clear mind.
“Robin, I like talking to you.” Luffy blurted out, Robin stopped her drinking and looked at the captain, his cheeky face almost making her burst out in laughter. “Whenever I talk to you, I always laugh.” He grinned.
“I feel the same way Luffy.” Robin blushed as she spoke. Luffy nodded, his tongue hanging out.
“My head feels funny.” He complained.
“I believe you’re drunk.” She laughed. She’d seen him drunk before, although not this quickly, they had only been drinking for an hour. “You should rest if you have a bad head.” She added. “Our Captain must keep a clear head.”
Luffy frowned and rolled his eyes.
“I feel woozy.” He complained again. Robin sighed and helped the young man back to his quarters. All the while, thoughts racing through her mind…
“Would he REALLY mind if she watched over him that night?”
May I make one suggestion– you use the expression 'almost falling over himself' twice. A different word choice would improve it significantly.
I like that both Luffy and Robin were in-character.
squees
I really did just squeal. That was freaking awesome Local XD. I love it.
Thanks for doing the BenxShanks drabble. You kept the crew in character really well!
I loved the ShanksxBen one. good stuff. really good.
Now how did I do that XD It was late last night….well....9pm....thats my excuse XD
I'm betting most people who see this will be thinking its the sequal to the Robin vore story XD
Yes, I was gonna warn you about that but I forgot. My bad XD
Good point, now then…could you tell me who it was whom suggested this title XD
yes! the stopwatch is true love! XD Great ficlet.
darn you! Now I must really write you that RobinxNami one.
Aww, I like it! ^_^ Is this a one-shot or will there be more? <3
This one is just a one shot, although I do write a lot of RoLu, so yea, it's pretty much spread over the forums XD
I do plan on doing another JackIanto one in a few weeks time lol, since we been learning new things about him lol, mebbe a whole 'proper' one, if you know what I mean XD
And thanks, I wasn't sure about the Shanks and Ben one, since we have so little information on the characters, it was pretty tough XD
It was interesting that the Doctor knew about Jack not being able to die. Plus Jack being around since the 1800's waiting for the Doctor to coincide with him.
haha yea, and Jack watching Rose growing up, creepy XD imagines Jack at the school gates watching Rose with a big grin on his face
oh yes. I can only imagine what Rose thought about the creepy man in the big coat who kept coming around. XD
It was probably him who ran over her dad.
-dies- XD probably. That bastard. XD
Jack: NO! He needs mouth to mouth! I'll save him!
Rose: 0.o
Jack: Oh….he's dead.......can I have that later?
Rose: waaaaaaaah!
Jack: to Jackie heeey <3
XD that is so Jack like.
it is lol He says he'll do anyone with a post code lol, that leaves practically everyone open to him (except, ironically enough, the Doctor)
Hour Trade with omnichild, she chosen a Doctor/Rose story, hope this one is good:
“Ahhhhh, excellent!” The Doctor drained his cup of tea and turned to the blonde haired girl. “If you want a cup of tea, go to the Red and White Bed and breakfast in Cornwall, best cup of tea in the WORLD.” He beamed. Rose wasn’t as impressed.
“Not great weather.” She complained. The Doctor peered at her through his glasses, before putting his hands in his pocket and shrugging.
“Oh I do like a good downpour, although not as good as one time, in Hull, not Hull in the UK of course, Hull in the farthest quadroon of the varinn galaxies. It rains purple there, oh it was Be-UTIFUL!” he grinned. That was one thing Rose enjoyed about the Doctor, his complete nuttiness. One minute he was serious, and the next he was jumping from one side of the TARDIS to another.
“I’ll take you there, sometime.” He smiled. Rose smiled back.
“That’ll be perfect.” She replied, she’d encountered quite a bit with THIS Doctor, clockwork robots, killer cat nuns, Cybermen. The list was getting quite expansive.
Rose recalled the Doctor clinging onto the railings of the TARDIS, his body flashing and blurring, his body changing, hair becoming longer, ears becoming….smaller. And they say ‘you can’t change a person.’
Rose smiled as the Doctor checked the various readings, it was a language she couldn’t understand, even with the TARDIS’s abilities to translate. However the Doctor seemed to understand it, he scratched his head and frowned. Rose slipped an arm between his.
“Where to next?” she asked. He thought for a moment. He scratched at his ‘trendy’ sideburns.
“We could go to Hull?” he suggested, a grin spreading across his face. Rose grinned back.
“Take me right there then!” she beamed.
The TARDIS groaned and shook, the ancient engines groaned and moaned as the ship faded into nothingness. A minute later they had arrived. The Doctor picked up his coat and beamed.
“Get ready to step into a world full of purple rain, lush vegetation, and pure brilliance!” he beamed. Rose pushed open the doors. It was raining, looking miserable, and she could hear the fog horn from somewhere not too far away.
“Ah…wrong Hull.” the Doctor peered out. Rose sighed, it was another of those days.
I read it again, and I still love it! ^^