Oh, dear me.
What would happen if Zoro died suddenly?
Oh, dear me.
What would happen if Zoro died suddenly?
A: Luffy would need to find another male love-buddy.
Q: To be or not to be?
A. Not to be. Bee stings hurt!
Q. I think therefore …
a. I am.
b. I am meat.
c. I am Richard Nixon.
d. All the above
ugh i hate multiple choice questions. i agree with c and d but not with a or b.
Why am i takeing this test again? where am i?
A) The Twilight Zone
Q) What do u call a man whose lost both his arms and an eye?
A: A Sanji.
Q: What if the Strawhats got a pet dinosaur?
A. I give it a week before sanji throws it in the stewpot. Assuming luffy doesn't eat it raw first.
Q. Good thing they were joking about using chopper as a emergency food source. … They were just joking, right? ... Right?
A: No, since the dinosaur was just Chopper in a crocodile suit. (the reptile, not the villain.)
Q: How do the crew react when they find out that they just ate Chopper?
A: Zoro is upset, and commits harakiri. The rest find Chopper delicious and nutritious.
Q: Who plans Zoro's funeral, and what do they do with his remains?
A: they give him a wiking funeral (putting him in a boat and setting fire to it) but instead of a boat they use a spaceship (without setting it on fire) and send him into space.
Q: does nami follow the dead Zoro into space?
No, why would anyone want to follow a dead body?
What Aliens does dead Zoro find?
A: Aliens from the Alien trilogy, of course.
Q: Could Luffy Gomu Gomu no Rocket himself directly to Raftel?
A: No, but he would make it halfway through the New World.
Q: What island would Luffy land on?
A: Sniper Island!
Q: Wait, isn't that located in your heart?
A: No, it's off the coast of The Island with Very Sharp Rocks With Even Sharper Swords Sticking Out Of Them.
Q: Does Moria have a pair of giant warscissors and how would they work?
A:Yes, he does. And they work like this:
Q: What does Luffy do on Sniper Island?
A: Luffy meets the real Sogeking.
Q: What does Luffy say to Sogeking?
A. Chopper and Usopp would crap their pants, Zoro and Sanji would fight over who gets to kill it, Luffy would want to eat it, Franky would try to put cyborg parts in it, Nami would try and make people pay to ride it, and Robin would sprout eyes inside it and study its anatomy.
Q. What if Luffy had the powers of Sun Wukong, the Monkey King?
Ness A. Your taller in person.
Ace A.What do you mean what if? Let's see shape-changing? Check. Immortality? More Zoro's department, but I think we can give it a Check. Cloud traveling? Been there done that. Gum gum staff? Check-a-roonie!
Q? Is the rack to harsh a punshiment for answering the wrong question?
A. No, but an awful waffle is.
Q. Who gives the awful waffles in One Piece?
A: Wanze, obviously.
Q: Absalom vs. Space Ghost. Both can become invisible and both can throw lasers. So, who wins?
A: Absalom, because he has the Ero-Power and countless subordinates
Q: Would Brooke ask for Lola's panties, too?
A) No. Brooke would say, "Pucker up, deary!" and then throw salt in that bitch's mouth.
Q) Marshie from www.homestarrunner.com meets the Straw Hats. Was geschieht?
A: The Straw Hats all mistake Marshie for this guy.
Q: Why that guy?
A) Because he is zombie number 901.
Q) Who is zombie number 902?
A. Me rah!
Q. Wait I'm not dead. I don't want to die! Who will save me!
A) Not me. I want you as my zombie servant.
Q) If you were Hogback, what zombies would YOU make?
A: the swedish supermodel/swimsuit beach volleyboll team.
Q: Isn't that team just fictive imagineation from American hollywood producers that gets shoved into different teen movie comedies?
A:Thats what they want you to think.
Q: If Luffy was a skinhead would people still like him?
No because he would look dumber.
Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Sanji?
A: that depends…
Q: would Chuck have DF powers (without eating any fruits) if he was born in the OP universe? and would sanji be able to defeat him with Seastone shoes?
A: Chuck norris doesn't need any powers if any thing he would need his fists tooken off to make the fight even.
Q: How does Brook poop if he can't digest food?
A. His suit ate the Kuso Kuso no Mi, which allows him to crap on command.
Q. So is it a poop suit?
A: No, because Kuro has the poop suit.
Q: Okay, Brooke can poop… but what about toilet paper? I don't think there was enough on his ship for this long time...
A. He uses a bidet instead.
Q. So where does the water spray?
To his bones, of course!
Why is Buggy so sensitive about his nose?
A: Buggy is so sensitive about his nose because it is not real, and something is behind the fake nose.
Q: What is behind Buggy's fake nose?
A. An Elephant's trunk.
Q. So is he an imaginary friend?
A: No hes just really small.
Q: Is the Burger king "king" the pirate king?
A: Who knows.
Q: Why does Usopp have a long nose?
A: It's a phallic symbol for his macho-manliness
Q: Shouldn't Luffy be able to stretch his hair? Because that would make sense if he's all rubber.
A: Downstair hair lulz
Q: What if Luffy was stapled to Captain Kuro?
A: No Comment..
Q: Why does Sanji like boobies
A: Because he is trying to hide his homosexuality.
Q: What if Inspector Closeau chased the Straw Hats?
A: He'd get his ass kicked by them all, including the Sunny.
Q1: What if Closeau was stapled to the Straw Hats?
Q2: How could a ship kick somebodies ass?
A1: The strawhats would be annoyed
A2:It would run over everyones asses
Q:Why is Zoro sleeping all the time?
A: Because he's waiting for Sanji to come and sleep with him. Unfortunately, it doesn't work.
Q: Why Zoro x Sanji? Why not LuffySanj (MEEEEAT) or Smoker x Zoro? Usopp x Going Merry, anyone?!
A: Why chose any of them? They all suck!
Q: Why doesn't Sanji have cancer after smoking so much?
A.) He does, but not from smoking. Soon humans realize that always covering an eye is like radaition for 50 years every second.
Q.) Nami's in a store and finds 10 beli coincidenally in the cash register. How many bananas does she steal?
A: None: guybrush threepwood distracted her by yelling about a threeheaded monkey and took them all because he needed them to save Elaine.
Q: which pirate in OP resembles Guybrush the most? if you can please provide 4 answers, one for each MI in the series.