A: Luffy user Ally Robo because it's cooler. Way cooler.
Q: How will anyone beat Luffy in bowling?
A: Luffy user Ally Robo because it's cooler. Way cooler.
Q: How will anyone beat Luffy in bowling?
A) Robin will put arms along the gutter.
Q) How will Nami play golf?
A) She will play naked
Q) What if the Usopp Fangirls kidnaps Usopp
A) Rape time
B) What would happen if Crocodile and Captain Hook met?
A: It'll be love at first sight.
Q: Who's most likely to start their own sitcom?
A) Nine's Company, starring the friendly agents of Cipher Pol 9.
Q) Which character would be played by Don Knotts?
A) Spandam
Q) What if Wapol was a Sumo
A) He would still be ruler of Drum, and the Straw Hats would be in a government prison, because Nothing can stop a Sumo.
Q) But what if Nothing showed up?
A: Then Seinfeld would be an OP character.
Q: Usopp vs. George Constanza. Who wins?
A: Chopper.
Q: Is Eneru really on the moon or a stage set?
A: Not THE moon, but a moon.
Q: Luffy: takes the roll over or under?
A. Takes the Jelly Roll.
Q. Usopp and Vash the Stampede team up. Who's their target?
A: Giants.
Q: Little girls?
A) SANJI LOVES EM
Q) Did ace like when Blackbeard "Sucked" his arm up?
A: Amongst other things, yes…
Q: Would Blackbeard ever make a cameo appearance on Yami no Matsuei?
A) No, but he does hang out with Emperor Palpatine a lot.
PALPATINE: In darkness lies the true power.
BLACKBEARD: ZE HA HA HA HA! Damn right.
PALPATINE: cough halitosis cough
BLACKBEARD: I brought you a present!
ACE: Somebody please just kill me already.
Q) What Star Wars character does Shanks hang out with?
A: It's pretty obvious. He hangs out with Chewbacca.
Q: Which SW character would hang out with Luffy?
A) Jar Jar Banks
Q) Who will win in a battle Luffy or Ryoma(Prince of Tennis)
A) Jar Jar fuggin' Binks.
Q) Who would hang with Princess Leia: Nami or Vivi?
Q2) What would they do together?
A. Kyle Katarn.
Q. What would they do together?
What? W-whaaaaaat??
@"Fire Fist" Ace:
A: They would molest little kids.
Q: Why does the anime suck in Bleach but rules the manga? Same thing for Naruto.
A: Ehhh… the fillers?
Q: How would be the moves and habilities of someone who had eaten the Pinguin Pinguin Fruit?
A: The ability to turn into a pinguin, lay eggs, and the ability to dig holes. …Wait, Ms. Merry Christams was a mole? Er, I guess some of the stuff I said is still salvageable.
Q: Robin decides to become masked wrestler. Who's her partner and what is their ring names?
A. The bondage queen is Robin's, and her partner is Franky, who's name is Mr. Tiny-Thong Bikini-Wearer.
Q. If Sanji started wearing shorts, what would his nickname be?
A: Sanji, the hairy legs…(im actually trying to be logical for this answer...)
Q: is zoro screwed if he loses his teeth?
A-He'll hold his sword with his heart!!!!
Q-Is there anything the heart can't do in One Piece?
A. Make bacon.
Q. Does Sanji or Usopp make better bacon?
A: Usopp is the one bringing it home, so I would imagine it is up to Sanji. However, that all depends on who is cooking it. In the addition to what it is to say "bacon". That is to say bacon as an edible treat extracted from the pig mammal, or the word "bacon" often used among wives in a saying often and very cliche used towards the husband. It depends on what type of bacon. What is to say "bacon"? What's in a name?
Q: Nami's Clima Tact can be used in a variety of ways, but can it be used as a vibrator or some sort of goofy, crazy, quirky sex toy?…. With springs?
A.) Quirky sex toy? Yes. Yes it can.
Q.) Can Bellamy be used as some sort of goofy, crazy, quirky sex toy?…. With springs?
Oh, that is just awesome.
Haha, thanks man! :D
C-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Q: What's the SHs reaction to Zoro dieing his hair to red?
A: SUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!
Q: Was the hair product he used Manic Panic or…
A: Tequila sunsets stained with heart juices and blood.
Q: What if:
A sword was IN Zoro's heart?
A sword went THROUGH Zoro's heart?
Zoro HELD a sword with his heart?
Zoro's heart was a sword?
Zoro's heart are his swords?
Zoro had a heart attack?
Zoro got the power of heart?
A: Ann and Nancy Wilson would sue him.
A-The fabric of earth was defeated since there was no question asked.
Q-What if Blackbeard is Dracula in disguise?
A- Then he wouldnt be able to see himself in the mirror. Duh.
Q- What if Sanji was a low-life with a bad taste in food and no manners whatsoever?
A: Imposkible.
Q: Pac-man fused with One Piece. What results?
A: Strangest thing in the world.
Q: What to do when somebody says enforcing rules is Nazism?
A. Give them the gas!
Q. Who ate the Gasu Gasu no Mi?
A-Skunk One from One Piece Movie 2.
Q-Why was Usopp so cool against his fight against Skunk One in One Piece movie 2?
A: Because at that time he was on "Disco Fever". Then, Chopper cured him.
Q: Does Spandam also have "Disco Fever"?
A) maybe… if you want the proof...
just meet him in the enies lobby disco, tonight...
ok??
Q) did lucci have a "disco fever"?
A) Maybe… if you want the proof...
just meet him in the enies lobby disco, tonight...
ok??
B)Then what would be his theme music?
A: Jar Jar Binks because neither is really all that smart but they both have dumb luck.
Q: If monkeys were priests and priests were druids and a tauren druid was in One Piece what would blow up first?
A) Spandam's face.
Q) Does Chopper sell Oxycontin to rednecks?
A: Yes, with drugs hidden. Somewhere
Q: What will happen if One Piece turned out as a top-rate afro?
A) Ener's Pubic hair
Q) Who else is Blackbeard going to suck on?
A: Whoever pays him 500 berri.
Q: What are Usopp's overalls made of? They've gone through the same hell he has, without as much damage.