A: Then his opponents will ask for mercy at the exact moment.
Q: What if Nami decides to take over the world, thinking that in this way she will get more money than ever?
A: Then his opponents will ask for mercy at the exact moment.
Q: What if Nami decides to take over the world, thinking that in this way she will get more money than ever?
A spin-off series oddly resembling "Pinky and the Brain" will form.
Dance fight: Bon Clay and his two men versus Jango and Ironfist. Who wins/how?
A. No one. Jango used his ability to hypnotize Bon Clay and they all fell asleep.
Q. How did Lucci get Hattori?
A.) Only the koala knows…
Q.) What would have happened if Kaku and Califa ate the other's devil fruit instead?
A: copy and paste what some other dude posted WAAAY back involving Zoro, squee, Kaku, baths and Nami's head exploding
Q: Why didn't they give Kalifa the banana-shaped fruit? It would have made more sense, since she's a woman.
It would've made too much sense. This is One Piece we're referring to, after all. It also leaves too little to the imagination.
Last night, I saw a musical in which there was an assassin who looked remarkably like Paulie with two lines on his face like Pell's. If there were a musical starring One Piece characters, what would it be about and who would the lead role/s be?
A. It would be a musical version of Hamlet, starring Franky as Hamlet, with Mayor Boodle as the evil uncle.
Q. Do you know how nasty a burrito?
A: What this has to do with One Piece?
Q: How would be the move Gomu Gomu no Uzumaki?
(Uzumaki means "spiral" in Japanese by the way)
Luffy would extent his ands and spin(good move)
What if buggy was a yonkou?
A) All the other Yonkou would make fun of him, and wouldn't let poor Buggy join in any reindeer games.
Q) What has Santa Claus been doing all this time in One Piece (other than giving Spandam his own coal mine)?
A-He's been looking for Chopper since Rudolph is sick.
Q-Would Chopper accept the mission?
A) Only if his nakama were in danger. Wait, that's not a stupid answer!
A) CHOPPER WOULD DEMAND ACCESS TO THE FEMALE REINDEER STABLES! And Jango would demand access to the elf dormitory.
Q) If Luffy was a Marine, and Zoro was a bounty hunter, and Shanks was a Shichibukai…what would Usopp be?
Usopp would be a cowboy, obviously.
3 parter:
If there were ever a pirate crew with a lumberjack theme, what would their group name be, what would their pirate symbol be, and would they be "good," "evil," or "neutral?"
A: The would be called "The Manliest Crew Ever". The pirate symbol would be a tartan skull and two axes. They would be neutral like Foxy. They would also like to eat buttered scones for tea.
Q: With a few minutes left to live, should Robin, being a woman, and Franky, being a man-bot, have intercourse?
A-Robin doesn't have to have intercourse. She could make two extra hands to pleasure both Franky and herslef.
Q-Calipha, Nami, and Robin in a free for all orgie, who has the video camera?
Not Sanji for sure…
If luffy was gay who would he like?
A: The meatiest man on the crew.
Q: If the crew was transfromed int oa Monty Python-esque crew, who would be the equivalent of John Cleese?
A: Franky
Q: What about the other Monty Pythons (Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, etc.) ? Who of the Straw Hats would be their equivalents?
A: The strawhats have no equivalents….!
Q: Why wasn't jyabura the leader of Cp9.
Everyone saw his Zoan form and laughed. Except for Kumadori, who cried and slit his wrists.
How did Jyabura get them all to shut up?
A) He farted on everyone
Q) What if Nami goes steaking
A: then hentai lovers all over the world would have catastrophic orgasms.
Q: how does a Manga character jump out of a book to go streaking.
A: In hentai fans' minds they already do.
Q: Since Crocodile's left hand dehydrates everything and his right hand is a hook, how does he use the bathroom or touch himself without death or injury?
A : He makes a hand from sand to do it.
Q : What would happen if Nami dated Sanji?
A: Rape!!!!!
Q: Is there a DF that works like Viagra?
@Kazuma:
A: Rape!!!!!
Q: Is there a DF that works like Viagra?
No.
-What will Luffy's kid end up like?
A: Eaten. Luffy likes goat meat.
Q: If Graham Chapman became the world's greatest samurai-warrior and went into the One Piece world and started fighting the kung-fu seals, what would result?
(You mean the kung-fu dugongs, right?)
A: Then the Alabasta Arc would become Monty Python vs. Baroque Works.
Q: How this would work?
A) It wouldn't
Q) wonders if anyone here has actually seen anything Monty Python apart from the movies
A: Hmm, well I did and probably Pants-Eater too.
Q: If Bobcat Goldwhait was scaled to play a role in a live-action movie of One Piece, what role would be?
A. Pain, Begabank's robotic henchman that is very panicky.
Q. If Bellamy coiled his penis, would he use it as a pogo stick?
A) Cock Pushups!
Q) What happens if somebody farts near Ace?
A) He will move away, of course.
Q) What had happened when Kalifa shouted "Why there was bacon in the soap?!".
A: Something ver disturbing, yet very pleasurable to a guy with a certain resemlbance to Tao Pai Pai.
Q: Could Miss Valentine get launched out of a cannon and shift weight into her hands and feet and act like a bolo?
A_What is a bolo? I do not comprehend this item.
Q_Should the Straw Hat's make Franky become part laptop that way he can do more then normal Franky things, like maybe become a multimedia center?
Certainly. Endless supply of porn, anyone?
How to characters like Crocodile and Buggy keep their big coats on when they're not actually wearing them. Are they attached to their other clothes?
A) They wear Magic Coats. From Moore's.
Q) What is Foxy's connection to Count Chocula?
A) foxy and count chocula are gay lovers
Q) do you think franky enchanced his penis too? ohhh i smell a upcoming SBS question!
Hey, where is your question?
A) Right here.
Q) What would have happened if Smoker switched Devil Fruits with…Foxy?
A) Then wouldn't have a reason to rank Smoker as a captain, and Foxy would still be lame.
Q) Why Wiper looks a better rebel leader than Koza?
A) Because Kohza looks like a wannabe beatnik who just had brain surgery. He doesn't get any fights, he just gets shot.
Q) Why does Vivi fall on her face so much?
A_Well as a method to see if Vivi was on Crocodile's side or not, he cut off her Big toe.
Q_Anyone get this quote, what movie am I kind of quoting from?
A.) Of course not, that toe tapdanced into our hearts and souls, just to be ripped off…
Q.) Who would win in a fight with on the subject of women, Sanji or Paulie?
A - Sanji, because Paulie is probably gay.
Q - Why does Chopper's hat have an X on it?
A: If was originally a big afro, which they sheered down into those squares.
Q: How does one cut the power of the afro? How?!
A) PENIS!!!!
Q) can Luffy stretch his dik? and if so does it please all the lady types?
1. Of course.
2. Hm. Seems a little floppy.
Are the members of Galley-La Elvis Costello fans?
A: Califa deems the word "wife" offensive and is now on a msiion to ban Elvis Costello.
Q: Who, in OP, is the most politically correct?
A: Not sure, but I know that Tashigi, Kaya and Conis would start a cat fight for that title.
Q: If Kaku and Jabura starred a "buddy cop" movie, how it would be?