Corrupt a wish

captain usopp

lol, can I change my wish to bounty berry's

Onigumo

Granted, but you have no choice in your job, and it's hard work, menial, dangerous and low pay.

I wish I had a pet bunny that would love me forever. (Not in a perverted, hentai way.)

kiksq

Bounty1Berry: Wish granted but now your in the army and you get shot… in the ass:blink:

Onigumo: wish granted but now you have a killer bunny who kills anyone it see's and after it bloody's up its paws it gives you a hug.

captain usopp: wish granted but now your a janitor to a preschool.

I wish home work did not exsit.

AWB

Wish granted. Homework is erased from existance, but homes are erased as well.

I wish I could create a good Sogeking cosplay outfit. One that would fit me perfectly.

onemoment

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onemoment

You can, but you have to hang out with the the men in Sailor Moon outfits.

I wish for the perfect meal.

Onigumo

Very well, but it's your last meal as a condemmed prisoner before your execution.

I wish I could make an uncorruptable wish.

onemoment

@Onigumo:

Very well, but it's your last meal as a condemmed prisoner before your execution.

I wish I could make an uncorruptable wish.

Granted, but the wish corrupts you.

I wish for a bigger penis. mawhahahah:biggrin: i said penis–witty

kiksq

Granted but it comes with a vagina.

I wish for a huge plasma screen tv.

silver griffin girl

Ok, but it's too big to get in your house, and the power cable is too short to even go into your house & plug it in!

I wish that I was being chased by zombies that want to kill me in the most slow and painfull way possible, down an alley, naked, with the walls covered in poisonous and rusty spikes, the ground covered with thumbtacks, all of which are facing upwards, while it's raining battery acid, and on top of it all, I've contracted a flesh-eating virus!

HAH~! Make that worse!

kiksq

Wish granted they rape you on the taks first.

I wish i could kill all the kittins in the world.

Azegoroth

Granted, but they rise from the dead as Zombie kittens and take over the world!

I wish I could draw something better than stick figures. :(

onemoment

Wish granted, you draw slightly better stick figures.

I kinda wish I didn't post the last wish now.

captain sogeking

Wish granted I just made the last post as of now.

I wish I was Ussop

jadiesama

Granted, now nobody believes a word you say.

I wish the semester was over.

TakinawaTonfa

Granted, but you waste the next three months doing nothing before the new semester begins.

I wish I had the power of Telekinesis (moving stuff with your mind).

Azegoroth

Granted, though you drop a heavy object on your head when distracted and spend the rest of your life in a coma.

I wish i had a spaceship.

youruglyclone

Granted…but you get stuck on uranus with no gas to get back home.

I wish I had an awesome avatar

Azegoroth

Wish granted, but it looks like this:

I wish I was a ninja!:ninja:

You become a ninja, but you're the most inept ninja to have ever walked the earth. You become so notoriously incompetent that your name becomes synonymous with failure.

I wish I had the ability to teleport to wherever I wanted, whenever I wanted.

onemoment

Granted, but your clothes don't follow.

I wish the picture topic was back up…that was fun.

Throes

Granted, but all that's posted are just a bunch of really lame pictures involving some type of corny penis joke.

I wish you were sterile, and that I'm immune to the sterilization.

onemoment

@Throes:

Granted, but all that's posted are just a bunch of really lame pictures involving some type of corny penis joke.

I wish you were sterile, and that I'm immune to the sterilization.

Granted, but I man-rape you.

I wish I know why I should be sterilized. Where'd that come from?:unsure:

Throes

The answer? Not just you, everybody should be sterile. Why? For no particular reason.

I wish I owned the world.

kiksq

Wish granted but now you have to deal with rebels. Oh will there be rebels.

I wish we had one piece smily's.

NeoShweaty

granted but they are all apis based

i wish i was in an 80's montage.

Throes

Granted, but then you are thrown out and burned up just like "That '80s Show"

I wish there were no material goods.

onemoment

Granted but this forum and computer disapear from existance

I wish a was a superhero (not aquaman)

kiksq

Wish granted your now live in the water man you power is to live in the water and not wrinkle up.

I wish for infinite power.

TakinawaTonfa

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onemoment

Granted. You have inifinte power over yellow objects.

I wish for financial security.

Throes

Granted, you are now a financially secure hobo.

I wish Eiichiro Oda to sign a form saying his works cannot be edited in any way except for translation like Hayao Miyazaki did.

silver griffin girl

Ok, but afterwards Japan signs a form saying that no animated works can be translated into ANY other language.

I wish I had some chocolate– the best in the world, no bugs or weird stuff in it, and it's not ancient or anything, just right...

warp

Ok here you go.

I wish for the stupid ap prank to go away

Granted but all AF Scroog Haters will form an angry mob and chase you.

I wish I had all the harem manga there is around.

OwnerZeff

The wish is granted. However, you spend all your time reading the manga and never bathe. As a result, you now have a harem of flies and cockroaches.

I wish I was the world's fastest runner.

TakinawaTonfa

Granted, you run so fast into a telephone pole that you die instantly upon impact.

I wish I could create an awsome game just by thinking of it.

Duce of Transilvania

Granted, but somebody created it before you and now your depressive and are thinking of suicide.

I wish Blizzard would make Starcraft 2.

onemoment

Granted, however, in this installment, all of the races: human, protoss, zerg, and a mysterious new race have decided to settle their differences with a …sign...dance contest. Starcraft 2: Dance dance revolution.

I wish of a cool Online game, based on a cool shounen anime.

Throes

Granted, but the instant it's created, you lose all your money, are fired, and become a street hobo. No one wants to hire you because you can't bathe.

I wish for a definitive end to the universe.

onemoment

Oh it ends, but right after you gain immortality.

I wish I had mad martial arts skillz, and better slang.

silver griffin girl

Granted, but your slang is so good that it hasn't even been invented yet; so no one can understand a single word you say, thus making it impossible for you to challenge someone to a duel using your sweet martial art skills.

I wish that I had all of the One Piece episodes, subtitled, unedited, high-quality, on a DVD set. And the subtitles are high-quality and in English. (Hah! No using the "Ok, but the subtitles are in Russian" or something like that!)

lalala

ah. finally got something to beat your wish.

granted, but each DVD only contains 2 seconds.

….I wish I knew what to wish for.

onemoment

You get this DVD set, but you have to covert it to DVD format and burn the DVDs using confusing software. This process takes over ten years, espically since the first time you burn them the subtitles are cut off. Based on a true story.

I wish for more time with my homework.

kiksq

Wish granted Tomarrow your school blows up. You have 5 months to finish it.

I wish that tvs didnt exsits.

onemoment

They don't, because the whole world is now amish.
I wish someone came up with my next wish.

TakinawaTonfa

Granted, but I'm not the one whos gonna do it.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich.

Throes

Granted, but the bread is moldy.

I wish for nothing.

onemoment

"This wish will not be granted."

I wish for Pizza for Carmen and "Pete & Eldas" pizzeria and bar. Best. Pizza. in the world. It's in Neptune, NJ. um…it's got a bar.

Satsuki

You get your pizza but it takes so long to get from NJ that by the time you recieve it it's grown stale and inedible.

I wish that my goddamn history teacher would learn to speak at a normal rate rather than the snail-speed he normally uses.