I'm not sure why, but this made me laugh my ass off despite the fact that it's so WRONG:
From John Boy and Billy's "The Big Show" morning show…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
You ever used the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had an land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You think Han Solo should wear a flannel shirt, 'cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
You've ever referred to the Empire as "them damn Yankees."
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle"
You've Ever Smashed Up Your Landspeeder While Trying To Light A Cigarette
You've Gotten A Ticket Because Your Wookie Runs Loose And Chases Cars
You've Actually Gone Home With Somebody You Met At The Cantina Bar
Sand People Back Down From Your Mama
You Can't Figure Out Why Luke And Leia Gave Up On Getting Married
You've Brought Down An Imperial Tie Fighter With A Potato Cannon
The Last Time You Used The Force Was So You Wouldn't Have Get Out Of Bed To Jiggle The Handle On The Toilet
Your Tractor Beam Generator Was Manufactured By John Deere
And The Number One Sign You're A Redneck Jedi...
Your Artoo Unit Runs On Propane.
(I wasn't sure whether to put this in general or media, but finally went with media since it's Star Wars related)