Oh? You're a woman as well?
….That's also fine.
What is the avatar above you thinking?
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Did someone say free pumpkin spice latte
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The Beast Pirates are better than Big Mom you say?
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"Heh, they thought the meme would die fast."
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Hey sis, do you think this is enough of hair gel?
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I crossed the road just in time!
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Yes, yes… they're getting in the car. I have the house all to myself now.
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Oh Hi, didn't even see you there! How do you do?
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No. I'm not a Shichibukai.
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"Peach wishes she were as popular as me."
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Samurai? I'm Korean!
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"Ha, they thought people wanted Peachette, and Toadette would be more liked, but little did they know of the power of memes."
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Would you like to get stabbed? I'm ready to do it now. C'mon, it's not a big deal, just a little mortal fleshwound.
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I'm the cock of the walk.
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I hope i will be the new spray paint trophy in Fortnite someday.
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Surprise, Batman!
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"Apparently there was an unused version of me for Mario Odyssey, but that bitch has nothing on me."
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"Hmph, my Scarlet Thunder is itching for a good challenge!"
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Whoops. I accidentally killed two guys by poking them. I am sooooo klutz.
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Oof, my face is gone. That doesn't feel very good having ripped out eyeballs.
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"The Moana chicken wishes it were as cool as me."
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I shall cut you like a butter knife on a….well, butter.
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I…cannot....unsee...the horror.
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Okay, let's start my morning routine. Can't get tired of it, this way of painting my nails. Thanks men.
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urgh… that's the last time I eat a "surprise burrito supreme".
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Oh god, I hope that isn't bread.
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"Hey, Sanji, did you really fry up some bread and hid it under some pasta and servred it to Law?"
"Yes, he didn't even notice until he ate three bites!"
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People pair me with who?!
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"Goblin guts stink." X_X
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"That's right, I looted Whitebeard's grave!"
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Kill me… My eyes have swollen up so big, my nose disappeared. Arms fell off from elbows. And this freaking mouth always making me look like I smile.
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"I crossed the road because I felt like it, you can all stop asking."
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Oh! Is that the One Piece?
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"Ugh, I don't wish to go to work today…" X_X
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Stop right there! I have a blade on a stick!
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This post is deleted!
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"I totally forgot to pick up my kids at school yesterday!"
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Seven chins in fifty years, how days have passed by.
Nothing in this world could be, how ugly aaam aiiiii -
Note to self: never try to make popcorn over a gasoline-soaked bonfire again.
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Where did that big marshmallow went anyway?
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Oh gosh, I forgot to get my groceries done!
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Next target spotted.
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Corn. Corn. Corn. Worm. Corn. Corn. Lay Egg. Corn. Water.
….Corn.
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Omigosh, I walked all the way to the laundromat… WITHOUT MY LAUNDRY!
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Imma angel, imma in clouds, imma definetly not fat. Shut up, flower.
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The sun looks weird today
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Ugh, I found something I wrote during my awkward middle school years!
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Scrooge swims in money, I swim in pearls!
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Where is my Whopper?!
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Oh no, I forgot to rake the forest! Its gonna catch fire!
