A: They went to a supermarket deli counter, and pulled out "take number here" numbers 11, 12, and 10 respectively. They clerk called "No. 10!" and they've been squabbling over who that is for the last six weeks.
Q: Who of us is going to die here today, you or me? (Don Krieg face)
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A: You!
Q: What is Nami's perfered brand of beer?
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A:Dr.Vodka-A Delicute Mix Of Vodka And Dr.Pepper
Q:I Hope 4kids Dies!
That's Not A Question? Ok.
Q:Why Does Everyone Loath 4kids?
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A: Because they're Anime fans' public enemy#1, that's why.
Q:If Luffy was a tree, what kind of tree would he be?
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A: A gum tree!
Q: Does Smoker ever get caught in air filters? -
A) That's the reason you don't see him near one.
Q) Why is Jaya messed up?
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A:Al Kahn
Q:GOMU-GOMU NO KUSO!!! -
A: GOMU-GOMU NO BAKA!Q: GOMU-GOMU NO…. C-SECTION?
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A: Gomu Gomu no Intestinal Splatter on the Floor.
Q: Bara-Bara Festival? -
A: No , that's sexual harassment.
Q:Since Robin can make any part of his body grow out, if she made a bed of boobs ,would you find it pleasant or disgusting to lay on it ?
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A: Surprisingly both.
Q: Who are the other 3 members of the 7 Gods of Pirates?
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A:There are only two unknown Members of 7 Gods of Pirates out there and theirs names are Ruphold and jose.
(1. Jinbei
2. Mihawk
3. unknown
4. unknown
5. Doflamingo
6. Bartholomeus Bear
7. Crocodile)Q:What will happen to Luffy if after all of them achieve their Goals (at the end of OP) they split ?
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A: They'll all rejoin & start their own comedy act.
(Crocodile got kicked off the 7 Gods of Pirates after the Alabasta arc. Remember the meeting of who was goinmg to take his place, that one that introduced Bartholomew Bear & Donquixote Doflamingo? And remember how Blackbeard was a candidate to take his place? It was never said who the replacement was, though.)Q: What will Franky call his baby boy?
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A:captain AWB1
Q:Baka chimpo kekuso? -
A: Yosh!
Q: Captain Chaser?
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A. Captain Planet.
Q. Doogie and Bloogie?
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A: Oogie Boogie
Q: Why are we talking like this?
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A. Because it's cool.
Q. Is it really?
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Sure it is:rolleyes: .
How many american OP fans want to blow up 4kids?
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A: None, everybody loves 4KIDS!
Q: Luffy, Do you take this piece of ham to be your lawfully wedded wife?
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(eating the ham) Mat did iu Zai?(what did you say?)
4kids or 4babies?
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A: 4dumbassess.
Q: Who do we want? Luffy! When do we want him?….
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Five minutes ago!(before than NOW!)
Who do we want "bazooked"? -
OLD ANSWER: When hell freezes over. Oh, my bad. I thought you said "When do we want bazooked?" (Must be because of my bad eyesight)
NEW ANSWER: Wapol.Q: Why does Luffy hide his scottish accent?
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(When hell gets freezes over? What do you mean?)
He doesn´t want people to say he´s Nessie´s cousin.
What would Zoro do if he "travels" to our world, without strong people or swordmans?
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A:That Was Outlawed Last Year.
Q:Why Isn't Luffy's Straw Hat Made Out Of Rubber?
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A:Cause shanks had it
Q:how will luffy beat Aokiji -
A1:Because that would make it a rubberhat.
A2: Calling his big brother.
Yes, funny question, the hat is untouchable or what? Enel´s thunders could burn it, couldn´t? Is the strawhat REALLY made of straw? -
no it's string
does Kaku pick his nose?
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A: No, Hattori picks Kaku's nose.
Q: Who's eyes are those in Nami's cleavage? (If you don't get it, don't answer)
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A:Mine (as long as my girlfriend is not around).
Q:If Chopper ever gets a Girlfriend ,what would it be a Human or a Reindeer ? (and wouldnt it be a little perv either way?)
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A: It will be a goat who ate the Hito Hito fruit (model: Bimbo)
Q: Why not a hamster who had Hito Hito model Cute Geek? -
A) Human Reindeer
Q) Are they going merrily?
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A. As merrily as pirates can
Q. What would happen if Jango, Bon-chan and Franky joined forces? -
His seiyuu would end without voice, and Nami would end crazy.
er… daiyuobu saa mae ni susumoou?(the first line in kokoro no chizu^^UUU)
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A: er… bis zur Unendlichkeeit.(the last line in One Piece AnfangsLied^^UUU)
Q: What is Vivi exactly thinking in this Picture?
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A. Mmmmmm….. Usoppy goodness.
Q. Why did I put that?
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A1:"Holy Crap! Usopp's Got A 11 Inch Long.. discovers more …Nose. dissapointed
A2:Because You Like Usopp's Usoppy Goodness.Q:Is Luffy The Trojan Man From The Trojan Commercials? I Mean, He Is A Rubber Man...
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I haven´t seen that commercials, but…no.
Oda said in a SBS that Luffy could stretch 72 Gomu Gomus. 1 Gomu Gomu is 10 Merchen Gomu Gomus (merchen is fairy tale in deutsch, i think), 1 Merchen Gomu Gomu are 10 Funky Gomu Gomus. But HOW THE HECK LONG IS A FUNKY GOMU GOMU!?
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a: 1 Funky Gomu gomu is 1/10 of one märchen gomu gomu ^^
b: where's all blue?
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A) On a blue paper.
Q) What if Luffy doesn't wear the afro when fighting Foxy?
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A. He would lose without the brotherly soul!
Q. Has anyone found Afro Luffy offensive?
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A: Foxy the silberfox for sure ^^.
B: If Ussop were to marry one of the Square Sisters and Kaku the other, how would they call their children??
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A) Usopp 2 and Kaku Again.
Q) What if Foxy wore that afro?
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He wouldn´t look like Count Chocula.
Usopp, Usuff(spanish dub and manga) or Pipo(italian dub, dunno about the manga)?
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A: Liar Boo.
Q: Does Luffy play Russian Roulette?
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A: No, he prefers Hollywood Squares.
Q: If the moon was made out of cheese, how would Luffy go up there to eat it?
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A: he'd build a orange spaceship with the help from his faithful dog Grommit, once they get there, they'll try to find out just what kind of cheese it is. They'll also incounter a strange robot that looks like a cross between a filing cabnit and an oven who dreams of going to Earth to ski, but unfortunatly never gets to go. He then discovers he can ski using the hills on the moon.
(that's the plot of Wallace and Grommit: Grand Day Out BTW)Q: Why did I just write all that?!
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A: Because you like Wallace & Gromit (I do too!)
Q: More cheese, chuck?
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A: Don't forget the crackers! ( can't beat English humour)
Q: Where does Shanks buy his straw hats?