This post is deleted!
"What if" thread
-
This post is deleted!
-
A:Then their baby would grow up to be a fruit.
Q:What if they were dissapointed?
-
A: Well, I know what Hina would do if her kid didn't shut up XD
Q: What if Nami got pregnant in the middle of one of the adventures?
-
A: They'd carry on regardless.
Q: What if Chopper surpassed Luffy?
-
1: I would be worried because that'd mean she sneaks away from the mugwara pirates during the night .. ò_ó
2: Luffy would be the doctor? ô-owhat if coby ate the goro groro no mi (eneru's) and not erneru? ^^"
-
A:Then Alvita would get the shock of her life and Luffy never would have met him, and thus never met Zolo and thus most or all of the events in One Piece would never have happened.
Q:What if Sanji was gay?
-
A:Then gay men will be very happy(no pun intended).
Q:What if Nami was a lesbian.
-
A:Then gay men will be very happy.
Q:What if Nami was a lesbian.
Then my friend Chibi would be very happy.
What if Nami and Robin came to sanji and said both of them were willing to marry him, but he'd have to choose who right now and could only choose one?
-
A:His head would explode.
Q:What if they told him they were going to merry each other and he wasn't allowed to cook for either of them unless he promises to pay the other Strawhats just as much respect as he gives them?
-
This post is deleted!
-
Then he will obey the very powerful and hot duo.
What if Usopp,Kaku and Arlong got in a nose fight who would win.
-
Usopp would dominate them all! Ha Ha Ha!
What if….....Buggy and Chopper became drinking buddies?
-
A:Then me and my dog will fight mole people, aleins, and rappers.
Q:What if what I juyst said made since?
-
A:Then me and my dog will fight mole people, aleins, and rappers.
A:What if what I juyst said made since?
THEN YOU'D BE ABLE TO… RULE THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHHAHA (Okay, what I said was just GAY)
Q: What if the straw hat's really played Baseball and Zoro patted Sanji on the ass (Or any other male character)
-
A:You probably confused Baseball with American Football, and Sanji would keep hoping Nami or Robin will pat him, but they never do. (well, with Robin, you never know with that sort of thing…)
Q:Will we ever know?
-
A. Probably so.
Q. What if Water 7 was longer than all the other arcs?
-
A: It is already, isn't it?
Q: What if i'm wrong?
-
A. Then I'd pull a lawsuit on you!!! j/k lolz.
Q. What if ur fav One Piece character came to ur house?
-
A: I'd ask him to teach me how to use a slingshot like that.
B: What if Kalifa looked less like a dominatrix? (mmmmm dominatrix Kalifa…yes mistress I WILL turn myself in..)
-
A:Then she would be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turltle!
Q:How random was that?
-
A: Very
B: What if there's a cover arc where Kalifa becomes a dominatrix? (sorry, I'll stop the dominatrix jokes after this)
-
A:Then Oda will go off the deep end.
Q:What if he went off the shallow end?
-
A:Then he would be in a coma and we would all be screwed
Q:What if franky was made of cheese
-
A: He would smell funnier than he already does.
QA: I'm not the only one who notices the sheer dominatrix ness of Kalifa's outfit right? I mean come on, that's gotta be among the most blatant dominatrix refferences since the "goldeneye" opening
QB: What if Franky was a woman?
-
A:Then Sanji would be all over her and her speedo.
Q:What if I was Luffy?
-
A: I'd pull your nose and yell "Baka!", and it would be strangely satisfying.
Q: What if I were Sanji?
-
A:Then I would bite your feet for no reason.
Q:What if I was in a small locked room with a naked Nami?
-
A: There will be a hideous effeminate squeal, then the door will open, Nami will emerge, dust her hands off, and we'll see your battered, broken body in the corner.
[curses… thought it was stupid-question]
Q: What if Captain Nezumi looked like a hamster, not a mouse?
-
A. Then he'd won't be able to make those mouse-type chuckles.
Q. What if Don Krieg became King of the Pirates? (not jinxing or anything here)
-
A:Then Everybody else would suck because it means that Kreig is better than them, and he has a measily 17mil on his head.
Q:What if Kreig had a more disserving bounty?
-
You'd be smart enough to stop asking stupid questions.
What if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How MUCH wood would a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck would?
(Hey, I said YOU could ask smarter questions. Not that I would.)
Damn I got lapped twice ><
-
A:Percisely 42 nanograms of wood in it's whole life.
Q:What if I ate it's life work?
-
A: Uhhh….. You'd would make 27 cents off of it.
Q: What if I had posted an actually good answer instead of the f:evil:cked-up one that I can't believe I just said?
-
A/Q:Mine or the 1 I answered?
-
Both of them.
20 characters -
A:Well there's your answer. It's the both kind.
Q:What if I made since?
-
A: Then you would make sense. Plain & simple.
Q: What if Luffy had accepted Ace's offer to join Whitebeard's crew?
-
A: We would probably have a lot less questions because he'd be there with whitebeard and could ask
Q: What if someone invented a way to kill people by telephone? Wouldn't that be GREAT?
-
A:Cell phones have already been known to explode on rare occasion. And there's even a gun disgised as a cell phone.
Q:So am I really smart to not have the slightest intrest in cell phones at the age of 16?
-
A: No, you're just a caveperson.
Q: What if Rama wasn't a caveperson?
-
A:Then I would already have a driver's licence.
Q:Why are you decribing me with an insult? I think it's a complament!
-
A. Because it's funny.
Q. What if Kaku and Kaya started making out? -
A:Then Ussop would reveal to Kaya that it's not Ussop's nose she's using.
Q:What if Ussop's nose actually used for that sort of thing?
-
What do you mean? I have a million ideas of what Kaya could be doing with his nose. What is she doing with it?
-
Well, 4Sprogs says it's his goggles. But Vivi knows otherwise…..
Q:What if Vivi was called Wiwi?
-
A snort, trying to hold back laughter
Q: What if Luffy appeared on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
-
A. Then everyone would laugh their ASSES off for hours. LOLz, I know I would if all of them were on!
Q. What if the oceangoing Restaurant Baratie was turned into a party steakhouse (like Outback or Logan's) and Sanji found out?
-
He'd be the best person on "Props" EVER
What if went back to more serious questions?
-
A: that would be a good thing
Q: what if sanji wouldn't like the ladies so much?
-
A: Bon clay would make a pass just to check
Q: What if? Why not? Where? When? How? who?