I can't walk upstairs in the dark now for fear of both Vashta Nerada and Dofla xD I run like hell
Baroque Works Disco Bar (Crack Filled.)
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I can't walk upstairs in the dark now for fear of both Vashta Nerada and Dofla xD I run like hell
Where do you run to. Exactly? XD
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I can't walk upstairs in the dark now for fear of both Vashta Nerada and Dofla xD I run like hell
This except replace Vashta with Selim from FMa.
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This except replace Vashta with Selim from FMa.
Sorry, don't know who that is Sai-chan!
And Local, my bedroom xD Where I slam the door and jump into bed
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Sorry, don't know who that is Sai-chan!
Sorry for the demotivational-ness. It was the best pic I could find.
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since I did it but was gonna wait. Gypsy said Robin might die if I didn't post it.
So here we go Halloweeeeeeeeeeen. Part 1
[hide] Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Spooky! The mood randomly turns all Halloween-Y and half of the chars I didn't write for died of Spooky-related mishaps and will never be heard of again.
“Margaret!” Mette dressed up as a Vampire gasped as the girl rubbed the laptop, large thick rimmed glasses on her. “What are you doing?”
“It's Windows 7! Finally, I! Margaret! Have designed the ultimate form of Windows ever!” she announced. “And all will crumble under the power of Microsoft! ALL!” she bellowed before gasping. “WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!?” she asked, pointing at Lucci, jumping around.“YAHOOOOO!” Lucci announced in his Red cap and awesome stache, leaping into the air with fist raised to the sky. “Here we gooooooooooooooo!” he announced, collecting coins and putting them into his pockets. Suddenly Nami, dressed up as money. As in only wearing Berri signs over her naughty bits. Takes him on and kicks him in the knackers. “MAMA MIA!” Niaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr, dressed up as Hattori takes offense to this and decides to stuff as many plush Hattori's down Nami's mouth as possible. She was on number 12 by the time we got to the next one.
Sussi in a kinky devil costume was busy forcing Akainu into a Clifford the Big Red Dog skimpy outfit and Sai-Chan in a kinky devil costume simply eggs her on while Sadi-Chan in kinky devil costume (that is exactly the same as normal.) moans erotically.
“Noooooooooooooo!” Trapped in her house costume continued to run away as Perona looking normal chases her.
“Come back! I need to dress you up as a bear! And then a kitty! And then a Reindeer! And then a Pokemon! Pikachu I think!” she cried, tripping over Law who after the strain of doing stuff had decided to do nothing at all again. Law woke up and was instantly enslaved by Perona's rambling and HOROHOROS and suddenly became dressed up as a fluffy Spotted Duck.“ooooh! Stop right there fiend!” Shank's voice alternated from high to low as he skipped onto the scene dressed as Micheal Mcintyre. “Skipping is awesome!” he announced. “Have you ever noticed it's hard to pee with people watching?” he asked. Sending Perona into a trace. “If I were to eat a bag of wotsits. Would it become a meal?” he asked.
“OMG! YOUR ARM! IT GREW BACK!” Perona screamed, before exploding.
Niarrrrrrrrrr finished stuffing Nami full of plush Hattori's and laughed in triumph while Marco dressed up as Shaggy plucked a mushroom from Lucci's pocket. Thinking it was shrooms he bit into it, growing slightly and continuing to walk around like a stoner.Sabo as Oliver Kitten (Oliver and Company) watched in awe as Robin spun on her heels.
“Ah yes. Well it's simple really.” she explained to Eli. “Just re-route the time modulator onto the back of Ace's hand and reverse the polarity and voila!” she waved her hands around.
“Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.” Doflamingo's laugh echoed throughout the room. “We meet again Doctor.”Robin simply adjusted her bow tie and raised an eyebrow as Doflamingo bent over Eli, smirking. “Now look into my eyes. I AM the Master. And you WILL obey me.” he stated.
“Oh! I remember you! You're the queer one! Whatever happened to the beard?” Robin announced. “Pulling something from between her breasts. “You don't think you could look at my Sonic Screwdriver could you? It seems to be stuck on Vibrate.” she complained.
“Ah. Don't tease me like that Doctor.” Doflamingo continued.“DOK…...TOR?” the lights all flashed off.
“YOHOHOHO! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS!?” Brook laughed.
“THE DOK-TOR IS AN ENEMY OF THE DALEKS! THE DOKTOR MUST BE EXTERMINATED!” A single Dalek stood on the stage. It's head swivelled towards Gypsy.
“PHWOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR.” It screeched. “WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MY SPACESHIP!?” it asked.
“No thanks.” Gypsy, dressed as a kinky angel smiled.
“MY SUCKER EXTENDS TO FOURTEEN INCHES!” It added. “WOULD THAT INTEREST YOU!?”“Oh my god! Can you get me it's number?” Piratemarimo gasped. “I wanna add it to my harem.” she cooed.
“Avast ye Peter Pan!” Croc waved his hook around. “I shall not let any scallywags come here with out permission.” he told the Dalek. It swivelled it's head to to stare at the man, dressed as Captain Hook. Croc then used an awesome Sand-Attack, splashing the Dalek with sand. The fangirls all cooed.“WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO DO? DALEKS ARE IMMUNE TO PATHETIC SAND!” it turned to him. “YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINAAAAAAAAATE!!” The Dalek shot croc, killing him instantly. It then went wild, shooting everyone for the fun of it. BECAUSE it can.
“NONE CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE DALEKS!” the Dalek announced, shooting Cyber-Robin dressed as a Ghostbuster in the face.
Suddenly epic policechase music plays as a Red Audo Quattro bursts through the wall, Chopper falling out of the passanger seat. “HUNT TO CONTROL! COME ON YOU PONCE! WHERE'S MY CHUFFING BACKUP!?” he shouts, dressed up as Gene Hunt before he crosses his arms. The Dalek swivels around to him.“WHO ARE YOU!?” it screeches.
“Shut up you metal git before I shove that toilet plunger right up your backside!” Chopper shouts. “What's going on is this. My name is DCI Chopper Hunt. And for some contrived reason. That is tricky to explain I've came here. And it's good job I did. Because this bumwipe has been taking the proverbial!” he announced. “Right! First things first.” he points at Gypsy. “YOU. Go put your knickers on the go and fetch me a cup of tea. Ten sugars.” He turned back to the Dalek.“I've got two words for you. PISS OFF. Or you'll be nicked.” he dusts his hands off. “What are you doing down there?” he shouts at Crocodile. “You're not dead till I say so. So get off your backside and find out where my cup of tea has got to.”
“Ah! Great job sir. The Daleks are quite a formidable race. Jelly Baby?” Robin asked, handing the DCI a packet of sweets.
“ooo. I mean. SHUT UP! I wasn't talking to you frilly knickers! Now go keep my Quattro car seat warm! Or I'll bang you up in the slammer!” he announced. “Right. And you lot. DO ONE!” he announced.And then everything went back the way to normal and everyone who died came back to life. Cus Chopper said so and God feared him too much.
The End.
Cast:
Lucci: Super Mario
Margaret: Bill Gates
Shanks: Micheal Mcintyre,
Nami: Money
Sabo: Oliver (Oliver & Company)
Niarrr: Hattori
Marco: Shaggy (Scooby Doo.)
Akainu: BIG RED DOG
Chopper: DCI Gene Hunt
Robin: The Doctor
Crocodile: Captain Hook
Dalek: Self
Doflamingo: The Master
Trapped: Dr. House.
Brook: Vashta Nerada.
[/hide]Local I was came close to flying all the way across the Atlantic Ocean to strangle you when the Dalek killed Croc, but it's all good. XD
I love how everyone but me is in a kinky outfit. XD
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Croc can't measure up against Chopper. Nevermind a Dalek XD
And I couldn't decide what kinky outfit to put you in. So you wore nothing.
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ARGH! Dudes. We gotta slow down. We can't have another thread close.
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Croc can't measure up against Chopper. Nevermind a Dalek XD
And I couldn't decide what kinky outfit to put you in. So you wore nothing.
pfft.. aha ha ha!! XD and Croc would also lose to custard too apparently. XD
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…...what.
XD; I have midterms so I can't be on that much but....what? I didn't think it was possible, but I think the density of crack is actually multiplying in this thread. Oh god, what have we done to the poor universe....
But yes, new chapter, I FINALLY get to punch Blackbeard~ happy and more craziness. I don't think I'll be leaving Safe Mode anytime soon though, I get the feeling it's the only reason I still have enough sanity to type any of this.
C-R.....you.....what exactly are you on? ....It might not be possible.....but I think you're even more random than Gypsy....
Speaking of which, you guys realize you've left like....half the crew behind right? XD We've got 5 pages in one day again (I know, it was last night when I checked this), that's too fast. And some of the topics everyone goes off on are.....rather interesting to say the least. So, if you're one of the 4 people that have posted 15+ times in the last 4 pages, off now. GO BREATHE SOME FRESH AIR. <3 I have to get off now, otherwise I'm going to end up laughing like an idiot in the library and I'll get kicked out XD.
Meanwhile, if you want to give people example of other series (coughDoctorWhocough) and need to post multiple pictures, videos, whatever, try to do it through PM. I've gotten reprimanded on that before since it's off topic
Your bouncer over and out! No explosions while I'm gone now~ Violators will be dealt with appropriately. Have a nice day~
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gasps on floor C-Crocodile in a captain hook costume… MUST.HAVE..... OMOICHIKAERIIIII~~
Ooooh I could be tinkerbell and he could capture me and keep me in a jar on his desk and I wouldn't mind at all nope nope not at all no sir not one bit as long as I could come out and huggle him sometimes and le sighhhhhhhhh hau~.
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fL1HA4tCxU4[/hide]did somebody say…. GASTON?!
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I was just listening to the Musical adaption of his song. Gaston, you bastard, we love you.
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Why oh why does the thread wait until I go to sleep to explode? :sad:
But he throws the shoe over his shoulder and dashes after her singing
to her back.Okay now I have to add Lucci to my harem. Oh wait, I don't have one? Fine, I'll go find a way to make Shanks serenade me.
Translation: Gypsy, that is the cheesiest and happiest and bestest song on the planet and I am so happy that you wrote it into the fic.
Thankfully, the kids are distracted by Shanks and Trapped who are building little ships out of toothpicks and napkins for them and sailing them in beer puddles.
Ohmygosh you totally nailed me. That's exactly what I'd be doing while everyone else was partying and getting drunk. Shanks and I will build awesome toothpick pirate ship and sail away into Da Land of Crack(e).
I apologize if my message is unclear. But in short it is, the fic is awesome, fandom pirates are awesome and I want to be awesome.
WE HAVE A STALKERRRR. HOW AWESOME ARE WE.
Just kidding! Welcome, Vepe! You may place your sanity in the cupboard on your left and your shoes in the one on the left. Eli will take good care of them for you.
And Local, my bedroom xD
:blink: DON'T DO IT, CHAAAAARMED!!!
oh and Local. that fic is… it's... it's just... I hate saying this, but I think I may love you. In a totally I-would-never-marry-you-but-you-crack-me-up-so-badly way.
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Why oh why does the thread wait until I go to sleep to explode? :sad:
Sorry. Don't fret, we delete the post the where we make fun of you. Mwhaha.
Okay now I have to add Lucci to my harem. Oh wait, I don't have one? Fine, I'll go find a way to make Shanks serenade me.
Translation: Gypsy, that is the cheesiest and happiest and bestest song on the planet and I am so happy that you wrote it into the fic.
Lucci is in Nia's harem. So no. Shanks is in my harem so NO AGAIN.
I love Disney. Clearly you didn't read where the next crack fic chapter is Disney themed.
Ohmygosh you totally nailed me. That's exactly what I'd be doing while everyone else was partying and getting drunk. Shanks and I will build awesome toothpick pirate ship and sail away into Da Land of Crack(e).
YES. xD They're so cute. But you guys are going to have to stay up and clean up soggy napkins.
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Hey I just noticed we've got a 5 star rating on this thread.
ha ha. Oh Gypsy, you're such a kidder. Pretending like you've got a harem. with Shanks?? Trapped would bite your arms off to get Shanks. Meanwhile I'll be observing from a front row seat munching on waffles.
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ha ha. Oh Gypsy, you're such a kidder. Pretending like you've got a harem. with Shanks?? Trapped would bite your arms off to get Shanks. Meanwhile I'll be observing from a front row seat munching on waffles.
I know. But I can dream since I don't have a fangirl niche within us. You have Crocodile and She has Shanks etc. So, I'll just be the Fan Burglar.
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@Gypsy: I saw it I saw it! But I'd quoted so many things already and I forgot to squee over that one. SQUEE.
Hey I just noticed we've got a 5 star rating on this thread.
IT WAS THE PIXIES I DIDN'T DO A THIIIIINGGGG.
(but no really, it wasn't me.)
I know. But I can dream since I don't have a fangirl niche within us. You have Crocodile and She has Shanks etc. So, I'll just be the Fan Burglar.
… I seriously read that as Fan Furglar. i think that sounds better. you need to change your position on the crew to Fan Furglar now.
and no, you don't get Shanks. Ever.
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… I seriously read that as Fan Furglar. i think that sounds better. you need to change your position on the crew to Fan Furglar now.
and no, you don't get Shanks. Ever.
Whatever the hell that is. NO. I can Crack Navigator.
I don't want Shanks anyway. I like my men to be able to hug me properly. -smug-
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You're just trying to hide how depressed you are that you don't have a harem. -smug-
I never wondered about the rating system up to this point. It definitely looks like it's self rated. All the same, I can't help feeling proud that the Fandom Pirates have two 5-star threads. I am such a dork.
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Can I have Kidd and Killer? Pleeaassseee? They seem like they'd be illegally fun to annoy. <3
@Mari: It can't be helped. xD Hell yeah, it's fun to have such a high rating on such cracky threads~
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Since I'm in a relatively good mood, I'll give you both those guys Sai-chan. :)
You're lucky you buttered me up with that kid Croc picture earlier, otherwise I might not have relinquished my hold on Killer. … Wait illegal? whut.
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No one gives me anybody? AND I WRITE CRACK FOR YOU PEOPLE?
And no. I am not depressed. -smug-
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Which Croc pic? xD
It's a hyperbole. lol. They seem like lots and lots a' fun to annoy. Yay~ Kidd 'n Killer! <3
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Who do you want? I'll give you Franky. Though I never had him to begin with XD. I believe you said you were a huge fan of Franky once. or twice. or several times.
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fjlskjljk Not in my harem. Plus that's LaCaSiNa's.
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Can I have Kidd and Killer? Pleeaassseee? They seem like they'd be illegally fun to annoy. <3
aaaaand once again. i read 'annoy' as 'enjoy'. it's because I'm still sleeping, really.
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crrreeeeepppyyyyy
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the captain says we should share.
like how piratemarimo and I share Crocodile…..
and trapped as a hugh laurie fan surely you remember the episode where wilson started dating amber and so amber and house sit down and have anargumentdiscussion about dividing wilson's time equally between the two of them.
it's like that.in my heart, crocodile belongs to me. but in these fics/these threads I permit piratemarimo to also own him in her heart.
this is the true nature of fangirling.
think of it like schroedinger's cat in the box. the cat is both alive and dead at the same time. Likewise, a one piece character can belong to two people at the same time.
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Crocodile~ <33
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Captain Mia~~ This is why we Fandom Pirates will always follow you for the rest of our lives!! Uwaah~ It's so moving! :cwy:pulls out a ukulele You and Skyrius are the most reasonable among us. Without you, we'd surely be lost in a sea of crack and mystery fog.
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I've seen worse. Like an entire thread 4,302 pages long dedicated to talking about random things and nothing else.
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I WANT TO BE YOUR FIRST MATE. Man, Mia, you are the most badass thing since Nightwing.
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[/hit with bathtub]but seriously, aw shucks guys :wub:
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the captain says we should share.
like how piratemarimo and I share Crocodile…..
and trapped as a hugh laurie fan surely you remember the episode where wilson started dating amber and so amber and house sit down and have anargumentdiscussion about dividing wilson's time equally between the two of them.
it's like that.in my heart, crocodile belongs to me. but in these fics/these threads I permit piratemarimo to also own him in her heart.
this is the true nature of fangirling.
think of it like schroedinger's cat in the box. the cat is both alive and dead at the same time. Likewise, a one piece character can belong to two people at the same time.
I feel like crying now… :cwy:
but seriously, the fact that you put a House reference in there makes me so so happy that I'll basically listen to anything you say now. and you compared our fangirling to Schroedinger's cat in the box. you now have at least five people who would follow you to the ends of the earth
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since I did it but was gonna wait. Gypsy said Robin might die if I didn't post it.
So here we go Halloweeeeeeeeeeen. Part 1
XD FTW!!! You perv!! *No news there though… ;3 * (Great minds think alike)....
@__Gypsy__ For the latest chapter: Sings the lyrics "I wanna do it, with you, you, you, you" and points at TS Usopp, TSZorro, Hawkins and Killer. XD I lurves the karaoke~~ I would, like, totally run over Akainu in a Karaoke competition!! :ninja:
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Gypsy… I woke up with
! oLRn_e53PAU
I'm all jumpy, pinkish, and sparkly now…AND I support the fangirl sharing.
Rule number 6 states that Ace is mine, but I lend him to Charmy <3
Though, now that I found a cute-gentleman-dressing-up-as-cat-protective-shoes-searcher-owner-of-goggles Sabo, I won't give him to anyone ! XD -
Lol, I just love how me and Marco ignore all the chaos and just keep on dancing!
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@Elisabeth:
Gypsy… I woke up with
! oLRn_e53PAU
I'm all jumpy, pinkish, and sparkly now…WHEN YOU CAN DREAM THEN YOU CAN START A DREAM IS A WISH YOU MAKE WITH YOUR HEART.
i love how all the older films like Snow White and Sleeping Beauty are all grainy and ancient-ish. and seeing Pocahontas with John Smith makes me happy and sad at the same time because then i think of the evil sequel.
Gypsy, your Disney-themed fic has to be awesome now.
Lol, I just love how me and Marco ignore all the chaos and just keep on dancing!
Oh, and did I miss anything? Are we collecting harems now?)))))aihelriuuignbtrhblvuasijfehgb
must… listen... to... Captain......... but... Sha-Shanks... but Mia... and House... and the c-cat... Shaaaaaaaaanks~ :cwy:
if Heart gets exclusive rights to Sabo, I demand the right to maintain exclusive possession over Shanks.
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Digs nose.
So are we getting our own harems now? I want to have all Supernovas, except for Luffy. And hmm… Rindou, Sandersonia, Marigold, Bellemere, Olvia, Kureha, Kid's crew, Law's crew, Hawkins' crew, Apoo's crew, Drake's crew, Nami, Bonney hundred times, Apoo and Hawkins thousand times, Killer and his unholy handsomeness, Urouge just so he can annoy Drake, Drake because dinos are sexy, Zoro for swords, Mihawk, Moria, Aphelandra, Dofla(he is the must-have guy to have a harem), Djabra, HORNY, HORNY, Duval, all kinds of chicks.
That should be pretty much everyone I want to own. Horny. Fangirl sharing must be the best idea ever, I understand now why you follow this Tokyodestroyer.
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… whoa. you're really into this, aren't you? you have both guys and girls. unfortunately, you've named the possessions of a few particularly crazed people here. you might have some fierce competition for Robin-chwan in Local, and I'm pretty sure you've named just about everyone in BFF's harem.
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Gypsy gets to decide who has a harem (it's her fic after all).
I wouldn't want a harem anyway. Don't want to be a Mary Sue XD ! Sabo is already far enough to satisfy my virtual cuddly needs <3Trapped > When you can dream then, you can start- A DREAM IS A WISH YEAH~
A dream is a wish you- MAKE WITH YOUR HEART~ !
(it's so stuck in my head now)And I'm with you ! Shanks for Trapped (in this fic at least) !
Gypsy claimed someone already ? Garp ? (XD)
Vepe > I like how you claim whole crews XD
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SHE'S MAH WIFE! angry fist shake read tha ruuules XD
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Okay, I'll put Robin away sob but it is for you Local.
If I should choose only ONE for ME… then... who would it be? Nah, I'll rather have a harem which I never use and watch them have fun along themselves. But ONE for me... maybe Killer. I share the sadistic worldview with him. We can burn BABIES and eat kittens.
OR maybe Quill from Hawkins' crew. He is the one with two feathers on his head. And has a scar on his face. -
@Elisabeth:
Gypsy gets to decide who has a harem (it's her fic after all).
I wouldn't want a harem anyway. Don't want to be a Mary Sue XD ! Sabo is already far enough to satisfy my virtual cuddly needs <3Trapped > When you can dream then, you can start- A DREAM IS A WISH YEAH~
A dream is a wish you- MAKE WITH YOUR HEART~ !
(it's so stuck in my head now)And I'm with you ! Shanks for Trapped (in this fic at least) !
-uses fake gruff mafia voice. you're not bad, Heart. not bad at all. XD and i love that my little head voice sang "MAKE WITH YOUR HEART~" exactly that way.
and yeah, I don't want a harem, I just
wantneeddream aboutlovegush overreally like Shanks.@Local: b-but… what about
FakeChopper?@Vepe: phew, Killer's all right. have fun with him! XD if this were the fangirling thread we'd be posting awesome Killer pictures as your welcome party, but that got closed down, and we can't spam off-topic posts here, so… yeah.
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GODDAMMIT. Why I can't have a welcome party..? Not faaair.
And I'm not really all that Killer-fan. Maybe I should pick someone else. I'll take Sandersonia. Fits me better.
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@Local: b-but… what about
FakeChopper?Doesn't it mention Chopper in the rules?
Robin is a harem….
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Fake Chopper wants a harem. Gypsy/Local, make it happen.
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psssh. he has the CCFA
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Trapped, you ALMOST got me, but then I remembered that Dalton has a crush on CHOPPER. Not Kureha. So the lesbian doctor is still mine.