Nia, am I allowed to make Lucci your partner? He has so much potential to be my favorite drunk ever.
Well, Lucci isn't really someone I would want to party with, but drunk Lucci is a totally different matter.
Sure you can! I'd be glad! :DD
Nia, am I allowed to make Lucci your partner? He has so much potential to be my favorite drunk ever.
Well, Lucci isn't really someone I would want to party with, but drunk Lucci is a totally different matter.
Sure you can! I'd be glad! :DD
@Nia:
Well, Lucci isn't really someone I would want to party with, but drunk Lucci is a totally different matter.
Sure you can! I'd be glad! :DD
Hell. List who you would party with and drunk Lucci can be apart of them.
as what should i and margaret dress?
mhhhh…
@Nia:
Well, Lucci isn't really someone I would want to party with, but drunk Lucci is a totally different matter.
Sure you can! I'd be glad! :DD
"Hey. Remember when Lucci got smashed and streaked?"
Everyone else: YOU LIE! LUCCI ISN'T FUN LIKE THAT!
"Get him hammered and you'll see."
ten minutes later
Lucci: TAXI! TO THE COPACABANA!
Lucci: "OHMAIGAWD. Nia…Nia...hold my top hat while I puke..."
Hell. List who you would party with and drunk Lucci can be apart of them.
Someone I would want to party with … 32 chars of Luffy + TSLuffy Meh, those two would constantly be eating/searching for something to eat. Most of the male OP chars have some odd tick that makes them troublesome.
I guess Pandaman would be very cool. :ninja:
But I dunno, throw me in any group you wanna, I (=my alter ego?) gets drunk very easily and doesn't mind coughs
/EDIT: LOOOOL I definitely want Lucci XDDD
So. I looked up One Piece Rave to get ideas and got this.
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GO X DRAKE GO
Edit: YOU GUYS DIDN'T THINK I'D WRITE IT DID YOU?
Gypsy's Revenge on Trapped
! Once upon a time, Trapped was watching Glee on her laptop while eating a bologna sandwich. She was content and happy until her boyfriend, Shanks, came in and said:
together in happiness. She sobs into her cup ramen, making the noodles soggy.
! “I’m dumping you.”
! The sandwich slipped from Trapped’s hand and landed on the floor and the mayo on it splattered on the keyboard. “Why?!”
! “I am in love with Perona.”
! “Isn’t she dating Charlos?”
! “NO WE’RE IN LOVE.” He said and leapt from the window. But was caught by Perona before he could hit the ground like the bologna sandwich. They soared over the city in happiness and love, holding hands and singing That’s How I Beat Shaq by Aaron Carter. The clouds turned into purple cotton candy and Chopper ran under them in exhilaration.
! While on their cloud, they were greeted by Matthew Morrison who was riding a stork. “YOU TWO! COME ALONG WITH ME AND BE STARS!”
! “How?!” Perona shouted. “We can’t fit on the stork.”
! He threw then two magically fedoras and said to put them on and come sing on Glee with him. He flew off, the bird leaving a trial of sour Skittles behind them.
! They put the fedoras on and partied with the cast of Glee.
! Trapped never ate bologna again and instead switched to beef cup ramen. She was watching the next episode of Glee, hoping it would patch up her busted heart. BUT NO. It breaks further at the sight of the ghost lady and red-haired singing
! HARK! A KNOCK AT THE DOOR QUIETS HER!
! Opening the large oak door, stands Rayleigh, who is ditched in the random downpour from the candy clouds. Soaked and sad, he professes his love for her. Squealing in joy, she says:
! “I’m so happy! There have been so many bad romances lately!”
! “Like who?” He says, shaking his silver hair.
! “Piratemarimo and Gypsy…”
! “That was you?” And he leaves her.
! The winds from the rain slap a piece of paper in her face. A WINNIGN LOTTERY TICKET! She cashes it in and buys a shiny red 1957 T-Bird and finds me walking down the street one day. She hits me with it.
! In shaky breaths, I had her a big red ‘easy’ button. She’s like: “What?” and I’m all: “PRESS IT! IT’LL TAKE YOU TO WHERE YOU WENT WRONG!”
! A press later, she is now in her kitchen back in the fight she as Shanks had a week ago.
! “But I was tomato soup.” He says. “We always get to have bologna sandwiches when you want!”
! Trapped lets him have what he wants and Shanks decides to marry her. They hire a band that turns out to be a singing trip of House, Zoro and Fran Dresher. They all sing Le Freak by Chic while Trapped and Shanks have their wedding dance. I’m alive and Perona gets it on with Charlos.
! Piratemarimo and Crocodile spike the punch and Benn Beckman gets drunk and dances with a table cloth around his head screaming: “I’M A NUN!”
! THE END
…............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
i don't know whether to kill you or... not kill you.
you did make the ending a happy one... but you made Shanks say "I love Perona". oh gosh ew just typing that is... ugh.
i completely regret the day i sigged that Perona quote.
oh gosh please don't pair me with Tsuru next
Ok….I....what
I have midterms soon so I thought that leaving you guys alone for a little bit should probably be alright. Apparently I couldn't have been more wrong. I'm honestly surprised the universe hasn't imploded as a self defense mechanism. There's just been so much that happened these last few pages I don't even know where to start...
So to preserve my sanity I'm going to stay professional. First off, I approve of the Halloween fictions and round robin format. Second, all weddings must be prepared to be crashed by me in a spectacular manner. Thirdly, I never revoked my status as bouncer so I'll have to ask that you kindly cease breaking the universe with the sheer density of crack off topic posts here generate.
Thank you and enjoy your day. Your log keeper/big sis/bouncer has entered Windows Safe Mode for security reasons.
AHAHAH oh dear Gypsy XD That made me snicker XD LOL getting drunk at Shanks and Trapped's wedding…..i hope Sky got that on tape >_> XD
oh dear :( a page's worth of posts just got deleted. we'd better be more careful.
Skyrius! And pervy! -glomp.
This has to be one the weirdest, crakish thing I have read.
It absolutely looks like something only a sleeping, unbounded mind can do.
Is that what you are Gypsy ? A freaking dream-weaver ? XD
About the costume I have no idea.
I have the level of creativity of an oyster next to you guys… Oh oyster... Elisabeth as Alice and Sabo as the White Rabbit..?
(ps : Ace is such a Cheshire Cat)
Mia/Cyber <–-no that is NOT a pairing xD
manually shipping this now.
ummm i'll read this thread later. after I duct tape my brain back together.
I think I've been shipped with just about everyone on the topic now XD
So since nobody objected to anything I'll just dress everyone as I see fit. REVEALINGLY
@Elisabeth:
Is that what you are Gypsy ? A freaking dream-weaver ? XD
I AM THE ALPHA
I think I've been shipped with just about everyone on the topic now XD
Local, now you have a harem of AP girls. Hell, we'll throw Meta, BartArt and Mette in there too.
I think I'll post a chapter before the Halloween one to set up everyone where I need them to be. Any objections? BECAUSE I DON'T CARE.
we are still 2 weeks away from Halloween so XD
Local, now you have a harem of AP girls. Hell, we'll throw Meta, BartArt and Mette in there too.
I approve of this so much.
and no guys, you don't have a say in this.
wait what?
:wassat:
We've moved for crew to harem. But remember, Local, you're in Mia's harem.
I have a harem of AP girls….
and also guys....
Why do I have to have the guys again?
yeah
i want to be free!
I have a harem of AP girls….
and also guys....
Why do I have to have the guys again?
Don't worry Local, I'll have the guys in MY harem. They've actually been there for a bit, I just never announced it officially. So Mette and Meta, welcome to my harem. :devil:
Because I freaking said so. That's why. And if you question me again I will make Akainu our new harem leader and he will wear a thong made of orange peels. B/
Don't worry Local, I'll have the guys in MY harem. They've actually been there for a bit, I just never announced it officially. So Mette and Meta, welcome to my harem. :devil:
WAIT WHAT NO. BFF, you can't have real guys in your harem. that'd be ridiculous. :getlost:
Because I freaking said so. That's why. And if you question me again I will make Akainu our new harem leader and he will wear a thong made of orange peels. B/
GYPSY I AM QUESTIONING YOU RIGHT NOW. quick everybody question her!
Because I freaking said so. That's why. And if you question me again I will make Akainu our new harem leader and he will wear a thong made of orange peels. B/
OH DEAR GOD WHY. 0___o
Besides, I thought that was my role (to be harem leader that is. Just thought I'd clarify).
edit:
@trappedolphin:
WAIT WHAT NO. BFF, you can't have real guys in your harem. that'd be ridiculous. :getlost:
I think you're just jealous. Once in my harem, you never leave. shackles Meta and Mette in my room full of hot guys
I SAID DON'T QUESTION MY FABULOUS IDEAS OR THIS WILL BE A PART OF THE NEXT CRACK FIC:
"Akainu throws Sussi on the stage and grabs the mic. He screams: "ALL THE LADIES OF THE FANDOM PIRATES ARE PART OF MY MAGMA HAREM!" He then tears off his clothes to reveal he is wear a crude thong made of orange peels. Thrusting in his hypnotic dance, Lucci is like: "I'm pretty sure there is room for one more." And runs to join."
B/
Because I freaking said so. That's why. And if you question me again I will make Akainu our new harem leader and he will wear a thong made of orange peels. B/
One word.
Tsuru.
Bwahaha
I sound like such a creeper now.
… I think a creeper's a plant.
Besides, I thought that was my role (to be harem leader that is. Just thought I'd clarify).
sigh. okay let me explain. yes, it's my job and right to explain this.
BFF, you're harem leader of just about every male OP character. the only person allowed to even negotiate loan or exchange of said male character is Captain Mia. besides that, you have full control over your harem. the only negative is that you can't bring in real people, as that would screw up the fourth dimension. this means that you have to choose between Buggy + Cary Grant and Dofla + Croc + Mihawk + Akainu + Drake + I can't keep track of your harem.
Gypsy is harem leader because she can't make up her mind. So she gets to be lumped in with random people for like two seconds until John Stamos grabs her and starts to serenade her.
I SAID DON'T QUESTION MY FABULOUS IDEAS OR THIS WILL BE A PART OF THE NEXT CRACK FIC:
One word.
Tsuru.
Bwahaha
oh fudge. guys I think we finally have too much crack.
Gypsy is harem leader because she can't make up her mind. So she gets to be lumped in with random people for like two seconds
until Garp pulls her away.
B/
I think I want Shanks to be my number one harem member. Mmmmm~
But.. I thought the fourth dimension was already screwed up the moment Captain Mia created the fangirling thread. A little more screwing can't hurt can it?
I think I want Shanks to be my number one harem member. Mmmmm~
I edited my post, Madam Gypsy. I hope it is pleasing to your eyes now.
But.. I thought the fourth dimension was already screwed up the moment Captain Mia created the fangirling thread. A little more screwing can't hurt can it?
I don't know whether to hope that you did that on purpose…
….
margaret help me
and i want some waffles
PART 20!
Where Fights Galore Happen
! …AKAINU IS ON STAGE WITH POOR SUSSI COWERING NEXT TO HIM AWHILE HE FORCES HER TO SING
WITH HIM! She is almost stunned by this madness as Sanji comes back to where she was standing. He freaks out at her disappearance and charges the stage to kick the ever living crap out of Akainu. Skyrius, who was making her rounds apologizing for tripping over the cord, finds more film for her camera.
! As she flicks it on, she catches a flash of Blackbeard swinging a punch at Coby. Being a mature big sister figure, she shoves her camera in Hancock’s hands. Boa had been standing there trying to con BartArt into giving her any meat in the back of the shop for Luffy while a jealous Makino angrily cleaned glasses. Skyrius rockets through the air with a kick planting it into the side of Blackbeard’s chin. He howls in pain and crashes on the floor as Skyrius repeatedly kicks his stomach. Though it’s so jiggly and shock absorbant, she doesn’t care. Coby is like: “It’s okay. You don’t have to fight.” And Skyrius is like: “NO IT’S LATE YOU SHOULD BE IN BED.” They go on as Masha and Marco are reunited on the dance floor and do ballet together.
! Sabo and Elisabeth are cleaning her shoes at the bar as Elisabeth nags about how her shoes are going to attract ants and make her look ugly. Sabo, who is trying to be a gentleman, is telling her that it’s okay and she’s still striking. Before they can pick up her shoes to put them back on, Lucci snatches on up and kneels to Nia and goes: “CINDERELLA! I’VE LOOKED ALL OVER THE KINGDOM FOR YOU!” Nia and Hattori exchange exasperated glances and stand up to leave him. But he throws the shoe over his shoulder and dashes after her singing to her back.
! The terrible notes grind on Apoo’s nerves and is wrecking his game with Fake Nami. His strange noodle arms rocket out to punch him in the head but strike poor Mettemine in the face. Sai-Chan is like: “Oh no! Friend!” And scolds Apoo like a mother as Buggy and Mr. 3 run up to beat him up.
! They get into a brawl with Apoo and Metteminne joins into help as Sai-Chan is trying to stop the fight. She is then startled by Hawkins who looms behind her: “It isn’t in your destiny to stop this fight. Care to join me and my friends in a drink?” She declines since she in charge of Chimney, Goldenweek and the other youngsters.
! Thankfully, the kids are distracted by Shanks and Trapped who are building little ships out of toothpicks and napkins for them and sailing them in beer puddles. Kidd, who was forced to hang out with them since he knocked Goldenweek off her stool, if having the time of his life with these boats. But his happiness is dashed when MetaMario unintentionally sets his drink on one of the toy ships. Kidd pitches a fit and swings for him but is stopped by Mia’s glare with her cigar loosely on her lips.
! Her badass stare attracts the attention of Helmeppo AND Pell, who now race towards her at top speed. They kick up dust and such, which gets in Piratemarimo’s eyes. She cries out in pain and Mihawk hears her calls and assumes Crocodile is abusing her. If he had a shirt, he’s have torn it off in irritation, but can’t. Grabbing a mop, he uses it as a weapon as he battles Crocodile for a bit, until pantless Doflamingo shakes his thing up on him and grosses him out. Mihawk accidentally smacks TSSanji in the face with the mop and Pearlcougar is screaming in terror.
! This bothers Cyber-Robin, who has located Robin and is convincing her to wear a set of fake antlers and a stethoscope her has for some reason. She’s unsure since she doesn’t want to look foolish, and can’t really hear his reasons why over PervyPaulieFancier and Paulie’s shouts. They’re trying to help poor Absalom be free of Kiwi and Mozu, but are failing because those two girls are stronger than they seem. When they push Pervy a little to hard, Paulie gets extremely pissed and drags her off to find Skyrius the not-so-undercover bouncer.
! They ask me where I put her, but I’m too busy trying to get a game of Twister stared with Thatch, TSZoro, Vivi, Charmedward and Ace. Instead of pointing them at Skyrius, I tell them to join us and they’re like: “Why not?” I’m the spinner as TSZoro goes to find the mat only to get lost….
… holy shit you got me down perfectly. I'm such a mother hen. How the heck'd you know? xD Hawkins would so totally scare me too. /scardy cat
I loved this chapter! Hahaha, this is so fun. xD
Pffft, Lucci and Cinderella… This fic is golden. But it lacks something... ME. I want to join in too if it isn't too much of a pain in the ass. For I have watched the Fandom Pirates from the shadows from the very beginning. The feeling I have had has now cometh out, thanks to Cyber. The feeling, that I must join in the fun too! Hopefully I will be cracky enough for your tastes madames and gentlemen. If you would like to have some kind of introduction from me, please ask.
I apologize if my message is unclear. But in short it is, the fic is awesome, fandom pirates are awesome and I want to be awesome.
Fic. Awesome.
WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE APART OF US?!
By all means, Vepe. I see nothing wrong with it. Who do you want to party with and pick a costume for the Halloween fic. :)
Yes! Thank you lady Gypsy. I'd like to hump Apoo and Hawkins– wait, I want to PARTY with Apkins. No, AHo! I mean Apoo and Hawkins. Party. With them.
For costume, I'd like to be... wearing a Killer mask! Because it is awesome.
I'm thankful for your positive attitude towards my very rude butt-in post.
Not rude in the least, just shocking.
But sure! Apoo and Hawkins can be partied with. :)
Coby and Blackbeard fighting, now THAT'S where it's all at! >D
I wouldn't even know who to root for, but that's not important. FIGHT!!
Oh wow, Lucci is a wonderful drunk.
The mental image of me exchanging exasperated glances with Hattori made me irrationally happy.
Mihawk somehow reminds me of Armstrong. Not just the shirtless thing, but his overall actions … it's really weird, but cool XD
I will never look at Mihawk the same ever again.
"TSZoro goes to find the mat only to get lost…. "
Hahaha, oooh, that's classic XD
Hey Vepe~!
Run while you still can.
I was shocking..? What kind of impression have I left to your delicate minds now OTL
But anyways, I can't WAIT to see myself from the mirr– in the fic. I'm so moved that you took me to your care by such a short notice. Shall I be informed what the Fandom Pirates usually do? Other than terrorize other threads amongst their owns.
I'm not running because Hattori is here. And I'm gonna give free Whitebeard-staches to everyone who lets me lick them.
Mostly, we write crack and kill character's personalities with our stupid ideas. Just read this thread…it's insane.
@Nia: I always look forward to your reviews of the fics.
Ahah Sai is the babysitter, that's so cute.
And what the hell man ? Lucci stole my shoe ?
Gimme my shoe Nia !
Damn I want to play Twister too.
Twister and whipped cream, that has to be done ^^;
Great job Gypsy ;)
(woo I Sabo likes me~)
Just imagine poor Sabo on his hands and knees hunting for your shoe. It's cute.
Haha it is.. :3
I do sound a bit spoiled though XD
I didn't mean to make it sound like that, and when I went back and read it I noticed it did. Sorry about that!
I'm not running because Hattori is here.
An excellent answer. I salute to you, good sir(?) tips hat
@Gypsy: And I'm always very glad to read it! :D It's so random, but then again totally organized in it's own way. Quite fascinating. And, of course, the crack.
@Eli: IT'S MY SHOE NOW
I'm too lazy to read through the thread.
And I want to be fancied over too dammit! There is no guy who can resist me, even though it may be the opposite. Since Kid is the center of the world Sabo must be searching the shoe in a circle. His goggles pull him towards Kid every time he tries to turn.
Call me a sir or a sire or a lad, I don't care! This world is free of things like gender~
It okay, I DO care about my shoes… Like A LOT :P
Nia > NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! T_T Saboooooo Nia stole my shoooooe !