A:Vivi, because it's the funniest.
Q:Which badguy has the best flashback?
A:Vivi, because it's the funniest.
Q:Which badguy has the best flashback?
Buggy, because he´s very "flashy" (bad joke)
What if Lassoo(Mr.4 dog-weapon) wasn´t a weapon that "ate" a dog DF, but a dog that ate a weapon DF?
A:Then it would be coughing up hairballs that open up and shoot tiny spikes in all directions.
Q:Who would win:Deunan(from Appleseed) or Luffy?
Luffy, he can streach!
What would happen if Luffy was in Appleseed?
A:Then the Mobile Fortress army would have been destroyed sooner and Uranus would've had his butt handed to him as apposed to his son being shot in the head.
Q:What voice would Ms.Goldenweek have if those bastards didn't skip her?
A: The voice of a 400lb, middle-aged Hispanic male.
Q: Who has the worst time adapting when they move up or down the Baroque Works power structure? I mean, there's changing tattoos or hairstyles, bending those swans into new numbers, or just remembering the differences
A) Mr.7… Those eyebrowns sure wouldn't look that good if they were 8's for example...
Q) Where has Mr.4 his "4"? We can't see it, right?
Oh, you´ll see it…when he sends you flying with his bat!(yes, it´s in his bat)
Then where has Mr. 0 his 0 ? XD
A:On his head X-Rays.
Q:Where were all the other Ms.Days of the Week? All we saw were Ms. Wensday (who was fake) and Mis.Monday (who's partner was also fake)
A) (We also saw Friday and Sunday [AllSunday]) They're in Acapulco.
Q) Where would Mr.6 put his "6"?
(yeah, I forgot about the vulture)
A:Dunno.
Q:Why don't you go to 6 Flags Over Texas and ask him? (no, seriously, they call their old, dancing maskot "Mr.6".)
(yeah, I forgot about the vulture)
A:Dunno.
Q:Why don't you go to 6 Flags Over Texas and ask him? (no, seriously, they call their old, dancing maskot "Mr.6".)
ACk its not a question!
A: he would put it on his pants! Mr.6 pants
Q: What would Buggy's and Bon Clays child be named?
A) Clay Bug.
Q) Where's Johnny and Yosaku now?
A) They're in Acapulco as well.
Q) What would the villagers of Kokoyashi do with Arlong Park's ruins?
Build a statue of the mugiwara, of course! Luffy beating Arlong, Zoro doing the tatsumaki, Sanji and his Sheep Shot(or whatever the name is), Chuu on fire with Usopp shot and Nami beating that mouse or rat…
What happened with Enel after he tried to "fly to da moon"?
A) He became the first man to reach the moon before Armstrong.
Q) What would you say IF I ask who is Luffy?
GOD :adore:
And IF I ask you who´s Oda?
A:Luffy is Oda's Jesus, you nitwit! Oda is God of Grand Line!
Q:What would you say if asked who is Nami?
A: A whiny little punk who doesn't respect authority figures.
Q: How did Crocodile get that perfectly straight scar?
A:Before he ate the Sand Sand fruit, he met Daz Bones who at some point accidentally elbowed him in the face. OOPS!
Q:How many times has Nami confused Bellemay with her Mom?
A: Just four..
Wheres Crocodile's 0?
A:I SAID it's in his head X-Rays.
Q:Where's Mr.13's 13?
A: on the inside of the oyster shell
Q: how high can luffy count?
A:42
Q:Why 42?
(20 characters)
A: Thats how old he really is.
Q: How long is a chop chop?
A:As long as Arlong.
Q:If Tom joins the Strawhats, will Nami be able to get along with him?
A: Yes, as long as they both aren't fighting over the makeup.
Q: Nami betrayed the Strawhats but was won back by a combination of Arlong's deceit and Luffy's goodwill. What if they got a spy or saboteur onboard that Luffy couldn't win over?
A:Then that person would be the 3rd biggest jackass in the Grandline.
Q:Who's the 2nd biggest?
A: Mihawk with a hangover.
Q: And who's the biggest of all?
Whitebeard WITHOUT a hangover, that´s why he´s always drinking.
Why Mr. 3 is so stupid? He even put the 3 on his hair, and he tries to pass unnoticed?
A:He was a character created by Oda, you should expect anything.
Q:Should I expect Luffy to stretch his toungeand catch a fish?
No, unless it was cooked
What's with Bon Clay's new look?
A:He lost interest in his Baroque Works uniform.
Q:Did 4Sprogs save Sanji from lung cancer?
Yes.. but they didnt save him from cavities..
Q) Is Bon Clay's motto still "Okama Way"??
A:Yes. But backwards. "Yaw Amako!"
Q:Would you rather have lung canser or cavaties?
A: Lung Cancer
Q: What would happen if Luffy had an erection? (Sorry if it's already been posted)
That he could hide it better than any other guy in the crew.
If Tashigi keeps finding new swords, will she try the two sword Style?
A: Yes, but she's a clutz, so she'll be screwing up twice as much then.
Q: Why does Oda seem to have something against characters having brown hair in One Piece? (Kinda dumb, but it's been on my mind for a while)
A:Because he thinks it's too normal.
Q:Should I be jealous of redheads then, since I have brown hair?
A: No, you should be jealous of how nappy and static-ey blonde hair gets, ESPECIALLY in the winter! XD
Q: How many pets has Luffy had? (BEFORE he ate them!)
A:27 and One Half
Q:When did Ace eat the Mera-Mera fruit?
When he Tried to comit Suicide
How much was that strawhat?
A:You mean how much did it cost Shanks to buy it? It cost 900 octillion belly.
Q:Why was it so expensive?
A: It's stupid-quest-to-become-kaizoku-ou-proof. Let people slash it and it heals up just fine!
Q: Did Don Krieg remove his armour to wash?
A:No, Gorillas don't wash.
Q:Why don't they wash?
A) They don't have soaps.
Q) Why called Water 7?
A: Water 6 was already trademarked by the guy who also owns Zorro.
Q: Does Usopp have any secret tattoos?
A:No. But He Has One Really Obvious Tattoo. Haven't You Noticed It?
Q:Will Zoro Ever Murder Mihawk?
A: No. In the depths of their final battle, they'll realise how deeply they love each other, have wonderful slashy nonsense fluff sex, and decide that Kuina can hear both their names in heaven.
Q: When Franky drinks a cola, do his Popeye arms do like Popeye's do when he eats spinach (the festive music, appearance of animated tattoos, growing bulges)