Not believing this until I see the game in stores.
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
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I swear if this is another fake…Let's just say I will kick ass and chew bubble game on a gigantic scale.
And even IF this game sucks I still need to play it for the heck of it, since it's the video game equivalent of the Holy Grail. -
Nice to see the men taking back the entertainment industry. I'm just saying, the Expendables, Takers, and now Duke Nukem returns to gaming to reclaim his throne.
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I swear if this is another fake…Let's just say I will kick ass and chew bubble game on a gigantic scale.
And even IF this game sucks I still need to play it for the heck of it, since it's the video game equivalent of the Holy Grail.Yes, a publicly playable demo is fake.
I know everybody basically likes Duke Nukem as a joke but it still annoys me that it gets so much attention when many, many more deserving games are ignored.
Still, the game probably will come out when they say it will, and it probably won't suck. Gearbox has their shit together, unlike the spastic primates who were working on this game for the last twelve years.
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http://www.joystiq.com/2010/09/03/duke-nukem-forever-being-completed-by-gearbox-expected-next-yea/
It's true but this can't be allowed! This game is worth far more to the gaming community as a hilarious joke than a no doubt terrible game.
Also here is an amazing video of Duke one-liners:
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The hype for this title is enormous. It has to go above and beyond expectations for it to "not suck".
But if it does go above and beyond…it'll be legendary, even more than its vapourware status was. Look at what happened with TF2 and HL2.
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Incidentally, this was recently voted as Yahtzee's best review.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1968-Viewers-Choice-Duke-Nukem-Forever
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Demoing his own game while receiving dual falletio from two chicks dressed like slutty schoolgirls. This Duke Nukem knows how to roll.
http://kotaku.com/5629782/duke-nukem-forever-impressions-two-girls-one-duke
Also, photos of gameplay.
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The more immersive this game, the better.
I like how the vehicle aspect from SW was worked in. I only wish SW's nuke also made it in - since SC, I've come to expect a nuke as a weapon and it would feel out of place if Duke didn't encounter one in-game.
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Nice to see the men taking back the entertainment industry. I'm just saying, the Expendables, Takers, and now Duke Nukem returns to gaming to reclaim his throne.
It's a good day for BADASSES.I guess that means at some point in Duke Nukem Forever, they'll make fun of Japanese culture?
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Shadow Warrior already did that with its naked anime girls. Of course if you mean now, why not have a SW sequel/remake instead of having DNF do it. :ninja:
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http://kotaku.com/5634491/think-this-duke-nukem-forever-pre+order-is-still-valid
Ha.
Their receipts must have been good back then, my 3 month old BbS PSP preorder receipt is almost entirely blank. Course, I keep it in my cramped hot wallet.
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Damn .
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Believe.
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