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01. Apoo vs. ShuShu
I may actually need to vote ShuShu in this one in the interest of trolling the hell out of this tournament. Not like I was a huge Apoo fan to begin with.
04. Gedatsu vs. Sengoku
A vote for Sengoku is NOT a vote for Pwngoat, goatheads. Don't go fucking things up for my boy Gedatsu, a.k.a. G-Money, a.k.a. Mista Jet, a.k.a. Balrog's First Cousin.
06. Whitebeard vs. Aokiji
The tears will flow like Niagara Falls. Can't wait to see THIS tragedy unfold.
09. Akainu vs. Garp
This one will be even better in terms of tears per capita than WB vs. Bluebird.
13. Crocodile vs. Rob Lucci
FUCK Rob Lucci. Fuck him up, Croc!
21. Pwngoat vs. Marshall D. Teach
Even the stupid memetic power of that damn goat can't stand up to DARKNESS D. QUAKE. Fuck him up, Teach!
27. Buggy vs. Foxy
:sad:
I…I can't make fun of this one. This is just a heartwrenching choice. But if I gotta boost anybody, I guess I gotta boost Buggy, because he stands the best chance of winning. Let's go, Moses the Clown!
(go down, Buggy, way down in Impel Down...)
30. Mr. 3 vs. Duval
Poor Duval. Another heartwrenching choice, but I gotta give it to San for his AMAZING anime voice. That stupid falsetto is GOLDEN.
31. Enel vs. Kuina
The power of lightning is also the power of stairs. An excellent and highly favorable first match for God Eneru.
32. Bon Kurei vs. Yasopp
Bon Clay will kick Yasopp's ethnically ambiguous ass and then spin on his corpse. Let's do it, Bentham! Beckmann's fucking NEXT!
33. Franky vs. Luffy
Finally, a manly-ass fight. Hopefully we won't have too many people voting AGAINST Luffy (yes, I said that, the quintessential anti-booster), he really is one of the few shonen protagonists I like and respect. Best of luck to both Straw Hats.
42. Bepo vs. Wiper
Much as I like Bepo, I gotta boost Wiper because he has rocket skates, a tiki mask, a mohawk, a cigar, AND a bazooka. He stalemated Luffy (pre-Gear schme-Gear, at the time they fought Wiper had that rubbery fucker dead to rights) and demonstrated true One Piece tenacity by failing to properly die on at least three occasions. Wiper is the shit.
45. Genzo vs. Beckman
:sad:
My sympathies, Gen.
I will definitely vote for you, but I am one man, and I cannot stop the inevitable crushing wave of overblown, unwarranted Beckmann hype that will sweep you away.
After all, ODA SAYS HE'S SMART AND OH MY GOD, HE KNOWS SHANKS.
46. Brook vs. Margaret
Why must sexy blonde haircut (seriously, the haircut MAKES that look, way moreso than the skimpy Amazon outfit) be laid low by afro in the first round? Mind you, I fucking love Brook, but this is still tragic…
50. Aphelandra vs. Van Augur
Vote for Aphelandra because she's like 11 feet tall. So is Van Augur, but he doesn't look nearly as good in her outfit.
58. Paulie vs. Trafalgar Law
If Paulie wins, he will institute hardcore shari'a law on Amazon Lily. Burqas for everyone.
I'm voting for Law, who is probably getting laid by wave upon wave of naiive young Amazons as we speak.
63. Hannyabal vs. Calico Yorki
I like both characters so I won't talk shit on Yorki.
But Hannyabal still better win. PROMMMMMMMMMMOTIONS![/phil]
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