can i make nigger jokes
they are inappropriate
what do niggers like to eat best
that is a funny joke
Chapter Seven: Level Playing Field
Exoske stood, proud and tall, covered with his sickening bug-hair. Luffy was standing ten meters away, steaming due to the sencond gear. He gazed directly at his adversary and said, "You know, that T-Shirt has the same symbol on it as your suit coat. How can you call yourself a pirate? You're nothing but a sham, a sellout. I am a real pirate. I could care less about your shichibukai captain. If you wear that symbol, you are not a pirate." Luffy then shot into the air and reappeared to the right side of Exoske, about eight meters away. Exoske's hairs on his left side flattened against his body and the hairs on his right side stood erect. He jumped out of the way just as a punch thrown by Luffy whizzed by him.
Luffy retracted his thrown arm and lashed out his leg toward Exoske, yelling, "Jet whip!" His leg whipped around the area, but Exoske sensed it and jumped up at the right time to avoid it. He then ran toward Luffy, once again turning his hands into beetle claws. He jammed the pincers toward Luffy's neck but Luffy managed to step back, then jump into thte sky and sent a fist down to Earth, nearly shattering Exoske's skull. But, Exoske, using his great agility and hairy senses, ran forward, turned around, and (using the claws that still replaced his hand) attempted to skewer Luffy's arm.
This relentless bout of attacked continued for ten solid minutes, neither side gaining the advantage or inflicting injury on the other, save for Luffy's small scratch made in the first exchange of blows. Both were panting at this point.
Should I…? Thought Luffy. I should only use it when I absolutely need to… At this point neither of us is winning... Maybe... Exoske began laughing and Luffy's eyes fixed upon him, anticipating another attack.
Instead of attacking, Exoske spun around and began running toward the mansion on the other side of the island. There's no way I can win like this… I need to get this pesticide off me... Luffy's eyes widened in confusion, then he chased after Exoske. Even in Gear Second, he was pretty evenly matched in speed with the hairy bug-man. The hairs allowed Exoske to avoid Luffy's repeated Jet Pistols without turning around. When he was about twenty meters from the mansion, enormous wings, the kind you'd find on a fly, sprouted from Exoske's back and he began clumsily flying toward a window on the third floor.
Luffy saw his advantage and took it. Jumping into the air, his arms shot into the air behind him. Luffy, Exoske, and the third floor window were lined up exactly. "JET BAZOOKA!"
Exoske was blasted through the window, into a light red room that was filled with steam. Exoske was slammed into the wall opposite the window by Luffy's open plams. He grunted and stood up, his eyes becoming happy again. He looked around and saw the baths that were spread around the room. He jumped into one.
Outside, Luffy fell back down to the ground and looked up at the building. He put his thumb in his mouth and bit down on it, making a tunnel between his nail and thumb to blow air through. He inhaled deeply and forced the air through his bones, transferred it through his ribs, and into his left arm. He repeated this a couple times, and then his arm was as tall as the three-story mansion. "Gear Third!"
He then lifted up his enormous fist and shot it at the mansion.
"GOMU GOMU NO JET GIGANT PISTOL!"
An enormous chunk of the mansion was blasted away into the sea. Luffy grinned and the air in his left arm was pumped into his ribs, then his neck, then the air was blasted out through his teeth. With this he flew into the air and came back down, laying on his back. He then, panting, got back up slowly. He was still in Gear Second. He saw the enormous hole in the mansion. A third of it was gone.
But then there was a faint buzzing. More buzzing. Higher. A black cloud, two black clouds, so many black clouds, all forming into a haze of insects. Luffy looked up in shock. He couldn't stay in this form for much longer, and here was Exoske, returned to full power. The black cloud subsided, forming Exoske once again, who was soaking wet, but free of pesticides. The hairs that covered his body were no longer there. Luffy wasted no time. "Gomu gomu no jet rifle!" he screamed.
His arm twisted into a spiral and slammed into Exoske's chest. This time he did nothing to stop it. It just went right through him, and Exoske swirled back into a cloud, then traveled up Luffy's arm. His arm, which was once again human, transformed into a bunch of bloodthirsty insects. Exoske cried, "Bug BURST!" Luffy barely managed to escape the small cloud of insects. He launched several more attacks, but they were all avoided. Luffy was slowly being forced back to the center of the island by the advancing Exoske, whose eyes were filled with glee.
Luffy, breathing heavily, looked around. They were at the exact center of the island, where the pesticide explosion took place. Wait… thought Luffy. The explosion… he looked at the nearest rock, the strange ones that were three meters tall and a meter around, and saw what he was looking for. But I can't let this guy know what I'm thinking… He dashed around so that Exoske was between him and the rock. "Gomu gomu no jet twin pistol!!"
His two fists traveled through Exoske and slammed into the rock. He pulled them back and Exoske reformed. Exoske laughed. "Idiot! There's no way you could beat me! I'm stronger than you could ever hope to be!" Luffy grinned and gazed at Exoske, then lifted both of his arms.
His arms began blasting at ridiculous speed. His fists zoomed in on Exoske.
"GOMU NOMU NO JET GATLING!!"
Exoske was prepared to make a speech about how Luffy obviously hasn't been paying attention, and that all of his efforts were futile. However, he was interrupted by the thousands of fists, smelling of pesticide, smashing into his body. He was forced back, onto the rock, which was also covered in pesticide, which kept him from transforming. Luffy's repeated attacks smashed through the rock, taking Exoske with it. His fists stopped, and he stood, panting, in front of the shattered rock base.
Luffy swayed on the spot, trying to keep his balance. He had been in Gear Second for around fifteen minutes. He was just happy the battle was over.
Suddenly, a wicked laughter emerged from beyong Luffy's blury line of vision. Luffy heard this and focused. It… can't be... No...
Exoske stood up from the rubble, almost unscathed. He sported a huge grin with so much joy in his eyes. "I told you already, didn't I?" he said. "We're stronger here. Welcome to the New World."
The episodes aren't being dropped. We've already received confirmation from Mike MacFarlane on this as he's busy dubbing Season 3 RIGHT NOW.
It's a hiatus. One Piece has had it before in the States.
What is in the US season three? CP9?
Eeven if it sems like one of the crew should die, it won't happen. Thats just not Oda-sama's way. He wouldn't kill one of the storie's supporting characters, plus he even said it in a SBS board, that he will not kill any character unless its an event that has happened in the past.
It pisses me off when English-speakers use Japanese phrases or titles in English sentences. It just makes you seem like one of those fat Wapansese people that sits in the corner in the lunchroom talking to other Wapanese about how much better Japan is than the US despite never having been to Japan.