Posts made by KingSimian

@taboo:

You know another joke that doesn't get old?

Your penis

Ahahahaha! It doesn't.

Who the hell let you out of the kitchen?!

No, it's not. Not one bit.

It's just an accurate, and I mean, a very accurate presentation about Niggas.

I told you nigga.

I wasn't at home, my friend's connection was shitty and I didn't have a mic.
I also said, I'll play you in a couple days, but you kept sending me invites to lagfest matches.

However, I'm glad to know that my grandmother randomly bought me a Bluetooth.

I'll be happy to head home soon and kick your ass while talking to you, attempting to calm your tantrums.

I hope you're NOT referring to the very few matches we had in the past three weeks where I've been at my friend's house.

I really hope not, 'cause I told you I wasn't at home.

Go ahead. They can ban me. IP Ban me. I don't give a shit. I'll just fucking come right back with another obvious name.

Oh, and Kuro is dead, thanks to Saru.

@Syan:

It's gotta be better than KoS's is half the time… haha.

Really now?

"KingofSarus"

Add me to get raped on Super Street Fighter IV with humor.

@robbybedfart:

Its time to get an emulator and some rom hacks…

Shameful. A real Nintendo fan would still have a working Super Nintendo after all these years.

If you've never touched a Super Nintendo, then you're not a gamer. Straight up. You're not. Don't even try calling yourself one.

Now excuse me, I'm going to go home and play either a working, yet scrapped up Super Metroid or Street Fighter Zero 2.

All I have to say is…

If you think us PS3 boys are weak, then run up.

That's all.

@Toshiya:

If you can't beat Tonfa or Hoffy than you guys are no threat to us 360 Players.

I've beaten Tonfa before. More than once.

Hoffy, he owns me… for now. Although, I did defeat him once.

But, we haven't played in months.

@Syan:

If they're never on, how are we supposed to know how even we are?

Thank you.

… in seriousness, the few times (like twice each) that I've played them, it has been pretty even overall, but there's the whole fightpad/ controller issues and all that other stuff I've heard.

Preach it.

Hoffy WAS pretty monstrous with Honda, though, but some DP spam helped even things up. I would love to play him some more and get some chances to learn to work against his Honda, since I rarely see Hondas and am really bad against them.

Yeah, that was fucking hilarious.

I wasn't impressed and especially not intimidated from y'alls videos.

We PS3 players would own you 360 players.

Real talk.