This topic scarred me for life. and I love it
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RE: Ivankov's Gender-Changing Hormones!
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RE: Create Your Own Devil Fruit
Tile Tile no Mi
Paramecia
is able to shoot tiles up to 32 tiles in a row and is able to make a shield made out of tiles. And is able to make a Shell around the opponent traping them inside and then crushing the tile shell to skewer the opponent inside
lol I made this DF in the 6th grade and thought it was amazing.
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RE: The collection of the worst OP slashfics ever written!
The Miracle Of The Reindeer Chopper hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a hooker with 15 STDs. He loathed it.
Every December, Chopper would feel himself getting all sweaty inside. He refused to put up a Christmas cactus, he snapped at anyone sexy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Chopper had to go to the mall to buy a moist wood. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing huskily around and so much Christmas music blaring sexily, he thought his penis would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a stanky man collecting for charity. Chopper never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the stanky man dropped his bells and ran on a GIAGANTIC penis. There was a fruity reindeer right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the stanky man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Chopper rushed out and retardedly pushed them both out of the way. There was a fuzzy bang and then everything went dark.
When Chopper woke up, he was in a saucy room. There was a Christmas cactus in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Chopper's ballsack hurt. A lot.
The stanky man came into the room. "I'm so wet!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Apoo. You saved me from the truck. But your ballsack is broken."
Chopper hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas cactus up and his ballsack was broken, he felt quite pink, especially when he looked at Apoo.
"Your ballsack must hurt amazingly," Apoo said. "I think this will help." And he raped Chopper several times.
Now Chopper felt very pink indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Apoo. "I love you," he said, and kissed Apoo stupidly.
"I love you too," said Apoo. Just then, the reindeer ran into the room and nuzzled Chopper's anus. "I brought him home with us," Apoo said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Chopper said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
Good God I love this.
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Hello.
Well Im new to the forums and came here on a suggestion by my friend. :ninja:
So….....hi everybody!