Something that popped in my head while I was eating Nori:
Anguilla City Mayor's Office, Unagi Island, West Blue:
"Mayor Kumquat! Mayor Kumquat!"
The Mayor of Anguilla City looked over at his young secretary with disdain, his thin, eel-like face showing no trace of emotion.
"Bzzz… Yes?" he said, his eyes showing displeasure at disturbed. "What is it now?"
[*Author's Note: Unagi Means Eel in Japanese, and Anguilla is the Class that Eel belongs to. The Bzzz sound that Kumquat makes is a play on the Eel theme.]
"Pirates!" the boy cried, his eyes wide with fright. "Pirates have been spotted approaching the island!"
"Bzzz… Oh, really?" Kumquat appeared unconcerned. "Anyone we know?"
The boy pointed to a wanted poster on the wall. It featured a man with an oddly green complexion. His voice was shaky as he said, "It's that man there, sir. Captain Kelp of the Norimaki Pirates! The man with the 48,000,000 Bounty, the highest in West Blue!"
Kumquat's expressionless face immediately changed to one of concern. "Get me my Den Den Mushi right away. Bzzz... I need to make a phone call."
"Right away sir."
Western Docks, Unagi Island:
"Captain! The ship is fully docked and we're ready to invade."
"Hmm? Really now? Well, it's about damn time."
Captain Kelp sighed as he stood up, his eyes scanning the City that loomed in the distance. Disdain was in his voice as he said, "So this is Anguilla City, huh? Looks like a cesspool to me. Shouldn't be a problem to loot and plunder it."
"But Captain, shouldn't we be laying low right now?" asked a crewmember. "I mean, the marines have been looking for us for days now. If we attract more attention, we're sure to be caught."
Captain Kelp raised an eyebrow, then extended his hand toward the man who had spoken. His arm became a mass of green seaweed, which extended rapidly and slammed into the man, pinning him against the deck.
"Since when has that been a problem, First Mate Sorcus? Well?"
Sorcus gasped for air, the seaweed suffocating him. Finally, he was able to gasp out, "It isn't, sir..."
"Good." Kelp retracted his hand, releasing Sorcus, who was gasping for breath. "You've been my First Mate long enough to know that my Nori Nori no Mi is tough to beat. That's why I have the highest bounty in all of West Blue."
"You're right, sir. I lost my head. No force is strong enough to beat your Paramecium Class Devil Fruit. You're a known terror of the seas."
"That's right." He grunted, then gazed to the North, as if looking for something distant. "But there's men a lot more powerful than I on the Grand Line, which is why I'm going to conquer West Blue before we sail there. A good captain always makes sure he's prepared before he sails that ocean."
Heaving a sigh, he leaped overboard, landing gently on the shore with the aid of his powers. With his crew right behind him, he marched off toward Anguilla City, a look of determination in his eyes.
To be Continued...
Yeah, I'll probably get to work on this and post the rest when I have more.