A: The person kind
Q: With Usopps lips being so big can he fit a really thick salami in it?
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A: Remember the episode where Zoro stuffs a bamboo tube in Usopp's mouth, and it gets stuck? Well, it turns out that was the limit of those lips. Also, it turns out that only that part of the filler was canon somehow. It involves gamma radiation for some reason.
Q: Which OP character has the best drunk logic?
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A: Zoro. Everyone knows he's smarter when he's drunk kinda like bender except replace brains with energy.
Q: What happens when Jyabura uses tekkai during sex?
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Very little. Spandam saw Bob Barker and realised he should have his Zoans spayed and neutered.
Did Lucci also get neutered?
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A: He neutered the would-be neuterer of his limbs and precious bits before running into the sunset.
Q: Who is the best at running into the sunset and why don't they get burnt?
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A) Rob Lucci. This is because the sun knows that if it burned Rob Lucci, Lucci would kick the sun's ass.
Q) What happens when Luffy tries to make a dramatic exit from Robin, Nami, and Vivi's bachelorette party? -
A-Ummm…he would ruin the peephole that Sanji, Franky and Chopper set up to look at.
Q-What would a Bachelorette party with Robin, Vivi, and Nami be like? Has to be at least one paragragh in detailed description.
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A: 1 2 Jango would explode in squee. I refuse to make a paragraph! GRRR!
Q: Should we keep referring to Local-chan as 1 2 Jango?
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No, just to confuse him, we should refer to him as Butchie.
So what will you all refer to me as to confuse me?
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A: Crack baby from the third floor sounds nice.
Q: What will you all refer to me to confuse me?…...And Usopp?
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A: Mummy.
Q: How long has it been since there has been a Zoro-related question?
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A: As long as mummy has been alive..Woops never mind
Q: Why did I decide to come back?
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a: Because you're a idiot. I mean, life would've been far more better without AP just imagine all the things you can be doing right now but NO you're just sitting in front of a computer in a forum where some people might already not like you (but there opinions of you don't matter in RL). For shame go do some push ups or read a book.
Q: If Zoro lifts so much weights won't his arms be sore all the time.
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A) ZORO: "My arms are sore. Suffering is the path to strength."
ME: "It's called Icy Hot, baka."
Q) What products would the Straw Hats plug if they signed commercial deals? -
A_Well I seen Zoro and Nami trying to sell used cars late night on basic cable, and I believe I seen Franky doing a commercial for Dell the other day.
Q_Would Sanji and Luffy be a better representative for Subway then pathetic John Cena and Jared?
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A) Yes, because they would single-handedly destroy a McDonald's on live television.
Q) Dude, is that Hina plugging… feminine hygiene products??!? -
A_Um Ew, I would believe that another female character would do that besides Hina.
Q_If the Straw Hat's received a magical box of fun, what would they do with it? And what would the box contain?
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A: It would contain the parallel universe, where everything is ruled by
llamas. They'd enter and Luffy would eat all the llamas. =DQ: What would Baroque Works do to the box?
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A) Poke holes in it, have sex with the holes, and then set fire to the evidence.
Q) Which agents were responsible for the box defilement? -
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Q: Where did the strawhats get the Box? -
A_The Parallel Universe
Q_If they have a box that takes them to a parallel universe, but they found it on the parallel universe then how did they -splodes
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A- Their MAGIC PIRATES!
Q: why is luffy's hat still intact? its only made of straw, yet its been beaten more than him.
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A) It's MAGIC STRAW!
Q) What else is MAGIC in the One Piece world? -
A: BULLETS. They are magic too without Magic bullets Van auger wouldn't be the sniper he is today.
Q: Does The world government use Snipers? And if they do why don't they just assassinate shanks.
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a: They think hes hot, and they might get a chance at him if he lives
Q: How come Sanjis butt is so small ?!?!
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A. Zeff was running low on meat one day, so Sanji used his butt fat to make food.
Q. Did the customers eat it?
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a: yES because its tough and high in protein! Unlike other meats Sanji's Butt is premium grade ass meat! It also tastes just like chicken.
Q: Would zoro eat his ass meat?
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A: Maybe… its high in protein.
@: Would Luffy eat his ass meat?
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A_He really has no butt, well Oda has never really drawn one on him.
Q_Is One Piece funner then a clown car on fire? And yes there are multiple clown and mimes inside.
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a: yes! because jesus says so!
q: is ussop jesus?
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A_I thought that Zoidberg was Jesus, isn't he?
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Q_What would happen if random characters from other anime or cartoon shows suddenly appeared in One Piece?
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A: Oda would get sued.
@: Who would be Oda's lawyer?
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A: Phoenix Wright.
Q: Would Oda win? -
A: Yes. And then he'd boast about how cool his lawyer is.
Q: During the whole Enies Lobby arc, what was going
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A) DON'T SHIT ON THE COAT AGAIN.
Q) How would the arc have progressed if Hattori had lost control? -
A. Lucci would've used him as emergency rations. Luffy still would've won even with the regained energy, though.
Q. Who has the better moustache, Shura or the little beaver/gopher thing from Ener's mini story? -
A: MR HAMSTER MAN THAT LIVES IN ENERS PPANTS.
Q: did Shanks sell Luffy cocaine?
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A: AS far as I know, cocaine cannot be made out of Luffy.
Q: How will Vivi use a Death Note and how will it result in her losing her virginity?
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Q: How will Vivi use a Death Note and how will it result in her losing her virginity?
Even if I do not get to answer this question, I must say that out of all of the questions typed up so far, this one wins everything about ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Translation if you do not comprehend what I am meaning; "THIS QUESTION IS THE GREATEST!"
A_Well I can no answer such a great question with any simple answer, this one might take a little time to think of.
Q_What should I say?
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soemthin
Yeha I have nothin else to say either.. Why? http://screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/TMNT/TMNT.html that's why.. Did that rly answer my question?
*oFF-TOPIC: btw jc are you still that busy? Cause you haven't been on Yahoo! lately.. and I feel like chatting
Also, I donno if u wanna add me by the Wii, cause I don't have internet connection there yet.. -
Q: What would Sanji do if he saw Chopper and Franky having crazy butt secks.
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A: Have a wank!
Q: Would YOU wank too?
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A: No. Americans don't wank we jerk. And no I wouldn't wank to chopper and franky secks.
Q: Is franky's Centaur Mode proof he doesn't have a penis?
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A. I don't know. Ask Nero, he's the one who got up close and personal with it. XD
Q. Could Bon Clay get pregnant if he had sex with another guy while assuming a female form? o_O
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A: Yes he would and they would make an anime about it, which would abruptly end when Bon Clay goes to make form, thus aborting the fetus. The writer of said story will then be bombarded with anti-abortion things.
Q: Is Zambai a zombie?
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A: No, actually he is a Frankenstein monster.
Q: What if Vivi and Crocodile switched brains for one day?
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A_Crocodile would go around screaming about the country and complaying about sand in place where it should not be, while Vivi would just constantly touch herself.
Q_What would happen if Sanji and Nami switched bodies for one week?
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A) Sanji would never leave his room except to peek at Robin when they shower together, and Nami would pee standing up. And cause more damage when beating up the guys.
Q) What would happen if Chopper switched bodies with Usopp for a week? -
A: After the week was over, Chopper would beat Usopp for abusing his shape shifting ablities.
Q: How much does it cost to learn Nami's measurements?
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A: A limb, an eye and 50000 berries, give or take a few.
Q: If Sanji controlled Nami, would he make Nami seduce Robin and what would happen?
