During the summer I used to love watching the Maury Show too.
There was this one episode where they were talking about miracles or something, anyways this guy was driving his new jeep, he crashes into a telephone poll, flies out of his car, ends up on the telephone wires, then these guys come to the accident looking for the driver, and the guy on the telephone wire yells at them,"DUDE TURN OFF MY CAR!"
The two people were just dumbstruck and started looking around them to see who had shouted at them, eventually one of them notices the guy on the wires and their just in awe while the guy was like, wth are they doing? and he shouts at them to turn off his car again.
Me and my friend were laughing so hard at that
*ahem, anyways haha yea Maury and Montell were basically the only two talkshows I ever watched.