The Straw Hats Vs. The Dinosaur
Ch.1 The Dinosaur in the Night
On the night of a full moon all that could be seen underneath the stars was the strongest ship in the world, The Thousand Sunny. It floated there calmly on top of the dark ocean surface silent and still.
Usopp sat there staring out at the ocean. He was on guard duty tonight, a job he loathed. “I hate this duty what are the odds we’ll be attacked tonight, seriously. Does Nami expect like some T-Rex to just pop out of nowhere and eat our shi-”
Just then, with extreme irony, A T-Rex appeared out of no where. It came toward the Thousand Sunny, gliding across the oceans surface.
“Shit!” said Uspop crying as he slammed his fist onto the alarm. Out of trauma, Usopp fell to the floor and went unconscious.
Usopp awoke with a few slaps across his cheeks. He opened his eyes to see Luffy standing above him.
“What the hell’s the big idea!” yelled a woman, it was Nami. She was glaring over him in her pajamas, furious.
“Nami swan, Robin san, you look so beautiful in your pajamas!” yelled Sanji, his eyes, idly in the shape of hearts. The look went away as he was slapped to the ground to a still furious Nami.
“On, no!” squealed chopper in his squeaky voice, hiding from Nami under a table next to Zoro, they were scared of what she may do in her rage.
“Best not bother her now,” whispered Zoro.
“I should be asking you guys what the big idea is! Why are you all here slapping me in the face? There’s a massive dinosaur right outside!” Yelled Usopp, enraged about being slapped in the face.
“Long Nose, what are you talking about?” said Franky, too tired to be mad at Usopp.
“Duh, the dinosaur right out the-” he was horrified to not see a dinosaur, “Oh, haha,” he said in a week chuckle, “you guys… kicked its ass… already,”
“Usopp, there was no dinosaur, the only surviving ones are halfway across the grandline, you were only imagining it,” said Robin.
“No, I really saw it though! A T-Rex floated on top of the water, towards our ship,” yelled Usopp.
“What? How stupid are you Usopp? Animals can’t float on top of the water, especially dead ones!” screamed Nami even angrier then before.
Zoro and Chopper slid further under the table.
“Well actuall-” Brook started to say before being karate chapped in the head.
“I hate skull jokes!”
Just then a naval ship appeared with a large crew on it. The straw hats were too busy yelling at Usopp to even notice it coming close to them. Slowly it inched closer to the ship until Franky.
“Oye, oye, marines!” he kicked out a window and aimed his arm out. “Weapon Le-” he yelled as the end of his arm started to reveal a cannon. However, before a shot could be fired, smoke sprayed out around the ship and onto the Thousand Sunny. Thus making Franky blind and abandoning his attack.
The straw hats started wheezing as there lungs filled with the dreadful smoke, all but Franky and Brook knew who the attacker was. Suddenly the smoke started getting sucked out of the air and right on the deck standing there fiercely was a very powerful man.
Known to the crew as Captain Smoker, but now known as Commodore Smoker. The second Enemy that the crew was unable to defeat, the crew, save Luffy, Franky and Brook, were all surprised and intimidated.
“Oye, you down there, pretty boy, get the hell off of my ship, cocky bastard!” yelled Franky. Thinking he was some worthless Captain.
The rest of the crew all wore blank faces. “Hey you guys, look! It’s our old pal Smoker!” yelled Luffy thinking that smoker and he were great friends.
“We see that you idiot!” hollered Nami, Zoro, Usopp and Sanji.
Luffy leapt down to the deck hitting it with a boom and tearing the grass. “Hey did you see my new bounty, Huh, did you?”
“Straw Hat your days are over, I may have let you go in Alabasta, but that’ll never happen again!” Smoker said to Luffy with a serious unfriendly looking face, ignoring Luffys question. “Not even a dinosaur is going to stop this fight, you’re finished!”
Suddenly, and once again ironically, the dinosaur appeared behind the Sunny. Using its massive size the dinosaur picked the boat up and started floating across the ocean.
Tashigi, who was trying to bored the sunny at the time, fell into the water losing her glasses.
“See, the dinosaur, right there!” yelled Usopp, who, for a second was happy that he was right. However, soon after he was screaming in fear like the first time he saw the dinosaur.
A purple mist shot out around the dinosaur’s feet and everyone, Smoker included, got knocked out.