Yea, I am slowly getting there, I got stuff for a proper novel to work on, and am doing other projects too, but its getting there so dun worry.
AWB's other anime/manga tournament (hosted by livejournal)
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Classic Cyberman vs. Bobobo Thanks to Local-chan for writting this.
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I was just wondering when we will get the endings for the this match and the past couple matches.
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Ask Local-chan and SuNa about that. I'm still writing the ending to Don Patch vs. Patamon.
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It's been a week. Is anyone finished yet? I'm seriously thinking you guys need more writers.
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Ask Local-chan. He's the one who will write the next match.
DON PATCH VS. PATAMON IS NOW COMPLETE
! “Please welcome, Don Patch!”
Hatenko and a group of Kon Patches cheered as their leader walked down the aisle, sporting a hugh pink nose.
“Are you tired of good service?” the Don began. “Are you repulsed by hotels who have room service open 24 hours? Then take a vacation to the Nose Hotel. Here at the nose Hotel, we’ll treat you like the cheese-eating, money-making, Usopp-hating piece of squish that you are.” He said with a smile. “At the Nose hotel, we knows how to treat our honored guests improperly.”
Don Patch began picking his large nose. “It’s as plain as the nose on your face” he said as he pulled Patamon out from his nostril.
“What a great nap.” yawned Patamon.
“That will be $45.00 dollars for the room.”
As both combatants entered the ring, Bobobo stood in the middle of the ring, dressed as a priest. “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, for the wedding of Patamon and Gatomon.” he stated.
Patamon heard a giggle. He turned around to see Gatomon in a beautiful white wedding dress.
Patamon had always had special feelings for Gatomon, which he had never told anyone before. It was love at first thought for him. He couldn‘t help but get tongue-tied when he saw her, or swoon when he heard her oice. No one knew about his true feelings for her, not even the writers of the show.
But he knew what was really going on.
“You guys are silly.” said the little digimon. “That’s not Gatoman. That’s probably Dengakuman. Man, you guys are fun. We should meet up after the match and play a game of-”
The imposter Gatomon pulled off her mask and costume, revealing it to be kilt-wearing porcupine in disguise. “Aye, who yee be callin’ a Death-goth-kook-man? Don’t make me come ova’ there and kick you in your wee pantsless bungie!” the porcupine screamed, in a Scottish accent. “Great Scot!” screamed Don Patch.
“I know pronounce you husband and pincushion. You may now begin the match.” Priest Bobobo said. “Ding, baby!”
“Let’s make this a fun fight” Patamon said with a smile.
! “Where the heck is the real announcer?” asked Beauty.
! Patamon sucked air into his mouth. His body began to inflate. Then he released the hugh amount of air in a single second. “Boom bubble!” he announced. A big bubble shot towards Don Patch, who cut the bubble using his Don Patch sword. Don Patch rushed in with a ferocious dance of Don Patch sword strikes, all of which Patamon dodged.
“Boom bubble!” “Boom bubble!” “Boom bubble!” “Boom bubble!” “Boom bubble!” “Boom bubble!” “Boom bubble!”
Don Patch has succeeded in slicing all of Patamon’s attacks. Now sporting a sombrero and a long mustache, he began singing the lacucaracha in Scottish. “That’s sum mighty fine singing there, laddie.” commented the porcupine. Patamon joined Patch in his jamboree.
“Grab your partner, docie-dou” Don Patch sang, as he pulled the announcer out of nowhere. “Begin a fusion and stub your toe! Swing to the left, swing straight up. Marry a codfish and go watch Grindhouse, now playing a theater near you. The most spectacular film in years! Check local theater times for showings!” He sang as he fused with the announcer. “Hey! No advertising allowed!” The announcer screamed as he and Don Patch vanished with a puff of smoke.
With a loud bang, a new warrior stood in the middle of the ring. He was a short man with a spikey head, dressed in black armor and a helmet. Hanging from his neck was a long black cape. In his hand, was a strange red beam-like sword. “I am Don Vadch, dark lord of the sippystraw.” the figure said, in a deep voice, followed by raspy belching.
“That’s neat, let me try.” squealed Patamon, who grabbed the porcupine and swallowed it in one gulp. (Patamon didn’t know eating a porcupine would hurt) With a puff of smoke, he had transformed into a new warrior. A short midget, with blonde hair, white robs, and a blue beam-like sword, similar to Don Vadch.
“I am Lute Seraphiwalker, Inkdry Knight.” the beaconing hero stated.
! “So, courageous Inkdry urp warrior, you have come to challenge me? Or perhaps, you’ve come to kill urp me?”
“Your reign of terror ends here. I have come here to put an end to you and the ways of the sippystraw.”
“Lute, I urp am your father.”
“No… no…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“It’s true! That’s why I urp bought you all that ice cream when you were little, and why I took you to Disneyland, urp and all those piggy back rides, and why I attended urp all your parent-teacher conferences. I am your father! urp Admit it!”
“But if you’re my father, why didn’t you teach me how to shave?”
Don Vadch was speechless.
“Perish, Inkdry!” he screamed as he ran towards Lute. Both warriors swung their light sabers, now replaced with cans of tuna. “Swish, clang, clang.” They each said, filling in the sound effects since the show was out of a budget.
“I will tell you something before you urp perish, child.” Vadch said.
“If you’re going to ask me to join you on the dark side, my answer is no. I’ll never join you!”
“No, son. There are urp forces behind this tournament greater than I. Greater than the sippystraw. This tournament is all urp an elaborate plan to find someone.”
“Who?”
“I don’t know, I’m just making this up. urp”
And with that, Darth Vadch sliced Lute Seraphiwalker in two, right through the gut.
“Not again.” Lute said, just before he transformed back into Patamon and died.
! “The winner: Don Patch!” screamed Bobobo.
! Meanwhile…
“Do you think that freak honestly knows about our plan?”
“No. He is merely an idiot, spewing a bunch of lies.”
“I’m worried. I think we should stop this right now.”
“We have to carry out the bosses orders.”
“That’s sexual harassment.”
“Yoiyoi! Everything is sexual harassment with you!”
“Dumb blonde. Does Lucchi needa slap a bitch?” -
Heh heh, that was great.
If Local-chan still isn't ready by next week, I may go ahead and do one of mine. That is, if no one minds another match jump.
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“I don’t know, I’m just making this up. urp”
And with that, Darth Vadch sliced Lute Seraphiwalker in two, right through the gut.
“Not again.” Lute said, just before he transformed back into Patamon and died.Was it really necessary to kill Patamon again? You killed him in his only match in the previous tournament!
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Was it really necessary to kill Patamon again? You killed him in his only match in the previous tournament!
Correction, I killed him in the last tournament. But isn't he a digital download? Just reboot your computer and he'll be back good as new! ^_^
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He wasn't killed, he was turned into an egg.
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Ryu vs. Meowth Thanks, Pushpop!
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Are we going to get the endings for the unfinished matches?
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Ending for "Ryu vs Meowth"…
! At the sound of the bell, Ryu draws his sword. “Here kitty kitty…” he taunts.
! “I got your kitty right here!” shouts Meowth as he unexpectedly appears leaping in front of Ryu’s face with his long, sharp claws drawn. Taken off guard by Meowth’s feline agility, Ryu doesn’t have time to react. Meowth brings down one of his clawed paws, intending to slash Ryu’s face. However, Meowth miscalculates his timing and digs his claws deep into Ryu’s pompadour. Meowth’s claws become so tangled in Ryu’s hair that Meowth is unable to get his paw out.
! “Nooo! Not again! Get out of there!” wails Ryu.
! “I’m trying! I’m trying!” snaps Meowth as he positions his feet on either side of Ryu’s head and tugs on his trapped arm. Shutting his eyes tight, Meowth pulls as hard as he can. “Almost got it…”
! “Wait! Be careful!” yells Ryu and he feels his hair being ripped from the roots.
! Too late, Meowth flies across the ring, landing on his feet in the opposite side. “Free at…DAAAAH!!” cries Meowth as he looks at the huge wad of hair still entangled on his paw. “Ew gross! Get it offa me! Get it offa me!” he yells has he shakes his paw violently.
! “NOOOOO!” wails Ryu as he looks at the stump that once was his pompadour. “You flea bitten furball! Look what you’ve done!” he bitches with watery eyes.
! “Psst. Meowth.” whispers James.
! “Huh? What do you want now?” snips Meowth as he frees his hand and tosses the ball of hair out of the ring.
! “Use Pay Day.” suggests James with shifty eyes.
! “I told you before, I never learned Pay Day!” complains Meowth.
! “Just do it! Trust me.” stammers James.
! “Fine.” says Meowth as he turns around to the still moping Ryu. “Pay Day!” he proclaims as he raises both arms. James quickly reaches into his shirt and pulls out a hand full of bottle caps. James then proceeds to hurl the bottle caps at Ryu, smacking him in the face and chest. “Ack!” yips Ryu as he drops his mirror and attempts to shield his face with his hands. He catches one of them and looks at it in his open palm. “Bottle caps?” he confusingly asks.
! “That worked well.” mutters Meowth to James sarcastically.
! Ryu tosses the bottle cap aside. He then bends down to pick up his pocket mirror, only to find it shattered into a dozen pieces. A grim darkness of shock covers his face as he beholds his desecrated prized possession. He then looks up at Meowth in a scowl of pure rage. “First you ruin my awesome hair, then you break my mirror!? That’s it! I am going to slice your furry little cat ass in half!” Ryu raises his wooden sword high above his head.
! “Eh?” irks Meowth.
! “Hell Dragon, Crimson Lizard!!!” shouts Ryu as he jumps in the air, and brings his sword down hard with incredible force in the middle of the ring. The impact creates a shockwave that takes on the shape of a large red dragon. The dragon lets out an ear piercing screech as it tears across the ring and through the stadium isle. A massive cloud of dust and smoke is kicked up and covers the arena.
! “What an amazing attack! Could this be it? Could this be the end?” asks the announcer through the smoke and dust.
! With his sword still firmly planted in the center ring, Ryu breathes heavily after his powerful attack. A few moments later, the smoke and dust subsides. A long fissure is torn through half the ring and down the isle, of which was the dragon’s path. Meowth is clinging on to one of the ring corner posts, mere centimeters from the path of which the dragon took. He is shivering with fright as he looks at the wreckage with multiple sweat drops covering his head. “FORGET THIS!! SCREW THE MONEY!! I’M GETTING OUUUUUTTA HERRRRRE!!!” he wails has he jumps from the post and sprints through the audience towards the stadium exit.
! “Get back here Meowth! I didn’t say that you could leave!” shouts Jessie as she takes off after him.
! “I don’t want to be demoted!!” cries James as he runs behind Jessie.
! “WOOOOBBUFFET!!” yells the annoying blue thing as it follows up behind James.
! “Looks like Team Rocket’s dashing off again!!” yells Meowth as he runs through the exit and out of the stadium.
! “Meowth is out of the ring!” proclaims the announcer. “The winner is Wooden Sword Ryu!”
! Ryu stands up straight again and starts blowing kisses to the women in the audience.
! “Well that was a stupid match.” mumbles Yoh.
! “Yup.” utters Anna.As for the next match, I haven't a clue of who's doing it.
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I'd love to contribute, but unfortunately, I've only read a few series, so I wouldn't be entirely sure on some characters' personalities. The only matches that I think I'd be able to do are:
Hiruma (Eyeshield 21) vs. Kenji Endo (20th Century Boys)
L (Death Note) vs. Gon (Hunter x Hunter)
Pikachu (Pokemon) vs. Hisoka (Hunter x Hunter)
Kazuki Muto (Buso Renkin) vs. Fuu Kasumi (Samurai Champloo)
InuYasha (InuYasha) vs. Luigi (Sūpā Mario Burazāzu: Pīchi-Hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen)
Rock Lee (Naruto) vs. Yajirobi (Dragonball)
Oolong (Dragonball) vs. Ramenman (Kinnikuman)
The Millenium Earl (D. Grey-Man) vs. Gash Bell (Konjiki no Gash Bell)
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Are you guys sure you don't need anymore writers? I could write the endings for some of the unfinishised ones.
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I appreciate the offers, guys, but I already have a list of who will write who.
I'm sorry for this tournament being terribly unactive. I've just had a lot of important events happening in my life. I'll try to get this more active.
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It's okay. If you have something important going on in your life, it definitely takes priority over a popularity tournament between fictional characters.
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Has everyone just given up on this tournament?
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yes.
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I'm tied up with Robin Who so….
ooo errr (sounds a bit rude)
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Pretty much.
The last tournament had an average of about 50 voters per match. That's when it was here on AP. This one is on LJ, and only rounds an average of about 10 voters. Debates went on for pages in the first tourney. In this one, we're lucky if we get more than 5 comments total.
Quite frankly, the turnout just isn't worth it.