What if they were nazi zombies? What would you do?
I recommend you watch Zombie Lake, Shockwaves and Oasis of the Living Dead for the answers you seek.
What if they were nazi zombies? What would you do?
I recommend you watch Zombie Lake, Shockwaves and Oasis of the Living Dead for the answers you seek.
Ha! Thanks to Hollywood (and Shaun of the Dead), Zombies are no longer scary…
Equipment:
Added: Goggles! Getting blood splatter on your eyes is a fatal mistake.
If you want an edged main melee weapon, get a machette. Available in hardware stores!
Long-range: If available, a handgun. Not a revolver, but a semi-automatic pistol. Glock 17 or 19 is preferable; numerous ammo. Also light, easy to use, and doesn't get jammed easily.
If not available, find small knives (cutlery section, gotta love that) and grab a few of those small kitchen knives (the ones used for peeling, etc).
Ropes and hooks is a must. Flashlights also! Have backup batteries or get that flashlight that needs no battery (the one that if you shake it, lights)
All those stuff is relatively light and is in lots of stores. They also ensure maximum mobility. Speed is your friend.
I don't really trust shotguns; sure they're powerful and all, but they are heavy, and loading's a pain. Not to mention few ammo. Just practice to shoot your Glock well, and aim the heads...
THIS IS FUN!
And also carry around sharp pointy things such as a lightweight sword such as a rapier or katana. These will come in handy if you run out of bullets. But make sure they are lighweight. Long swords and claymores especially are heavy and will way you down. Most zombies may be slow moving, but carrying around a claymore can tire you out and it is hard to swing around. Plus swords like the claymore are not used for cutting but smashing.
Go get Batman. I'm sure he has some Bat Zombie-Repellent.
That seems like a logical answer my old chum. XD
you want a logical answer for "how to fight zombie invasion? " :S
Holy fishsticks, leokeren! Don't you get the joke?
you want a logical answer for "how to fight zombie invasion? " :S
Lol Logic would be fine, but jokes are always acceptable.
I actually have a friend that doesn't go into a room without thinking how to fend of a zombie invasion if one were to break out. XD
Well your friend is correct, you should always be prepared for the impossible. Now what would we do if there was a vampire outbreak?
Vampire outbreak?? I'm not the least bit afraid of vampires! (I'd probably become one of them too… And I wouldn't mind..) And the only thing I'd have to do is eat a bunch of garlic fries... XD... But that wouldn't work if the vampires happened to like garlic...
Ah but these are no ordinary vampires! They are mutant vampires…who..um....all...um....like Elvis. (Elvis is scary! Run away!)
Ah but these are no ordinary vampires! They are mutant vampires…who..um....all...um....like Elvis. (Elvis is scary! Run away!)
But elvis was the king.. you gotta love elvis even if he is part of the undead army! XD
shakes head No Elvis is scary. He is the King of Scary!
Hey, I'd still get along with the vampires! I like Elvis… Maybe I am a mutant vampire... and maybe I could get the mutant vampires to listen to other music if you're that terrified of Elvis...
But if they were Teenaged Mutant Ninja Vampires...
…Garlic pizza, of course.
Ah but these are no ordinary vampires! They are mutant vampires…who..um....all...um....like Elvis. (Elvis is scary! Run away!)
Eh, I just stay home when its dark. I wouldn't invite them in; They suck!!!
They don't need invitations. They're party crashers.
They don't need invitations. They're party crashers.
Yes they do. Vampires can't enter a room without being invited. Then again…depending on what kind of party it is, I may let them in.
Yes, if it was a toga party or something along that line, I would invite the vampires in… But I'm not sure if the vampires would like a mario party... then again, maybe they would...
But if your party is lame, then the vampires might try and heat things up...