Posts made by SwordKing

I don't terribly mind, but why wouldn't VIZ release an official translation of the Digital Color edition? It would just be a simple matter of copying over the dialogue and text from the original black and white translation, yes?

I'm waiting for VIZ to pick up the Digital Color edition of One Piece. I estimate that should take about at least a year or so.

Fran Drescher as Bellemere.

Put in spoilers for, well, spoilers.

! When the anime reaches the point where the timeskip begins in the manga, do you think they'll do a filler arc like they did with Naruto?

A: Really liked to burn things.

Q: Is Nami this generation's Fujiko Mine?

Thank you very much!

This is EXACTLY what I was looking for.

As a show of thanks, here's what I made with GIMP.

I'm seeking a freeware program that will allow me to extract parts of images and paste them onto other images. Like a "Mr. T vs…" comic. Any recommendations? Thank you for your time.

While I don't why, but for some reason I was able to do it perfectly after viewing that video. So, thank you very much Kazu-kun.

I'm having a lot trouble in this one part of Okami for Playstation 2. In the the City Check point section you have to cross mutliple vine blossoms to reach a chest with a Stray Bead in it. Can someone please give directions for how to make it through all the vine blossoms and reach the chest? Thank you for your time.

A: Incredibly out of tune.

Q: If you break a spam bot apart, how much can you get for the scrap?

A: The last known recording of the full version of "We Are" in english.

Q: Is it just me, or is Nami wearing bare midriff outfits more often ever since the Skypiea Arc?

A: After the week was over, Chopper would beat Usopp for abusing his shape shifting ablities.

Q: How much does it cost to learn Nami's measurements?

A: He should do fine at all events except the ones involving water.

Q: How many more arcs until Sanji finally says "Why do I always end up fighting the weirdo?"?

A: Garage sale.

Q: Nami and Elie from "Rave" go to the same casino. How much longer would the casino remain standing?

A: No, they become Duckman.

Q: If a flock of bats nuzzed by the Strawhats, how long would it take to convince Luffy, and possibly Chopper, that he hasn't become a vampire?

A: They made a doujinshi about that. Nami was Snow White and Vivi was Prince Charming. It wasn't yuri though, they were just being silly.

Q: What does Sanji think of NamixVivi pairings?

A: I'm not sure what Nezumi is, but I'm certain at several points in this crossover Space Ghost would blast Zorak for some reason and Brak will bellow out something that barely resembles a song.

Q: How ironic is it that we're technically pirating an anime about pirates?

A: Like Luffy, she can switch between stupid and smart without anyone noticing the difference.

Q: Which crazier, challenging Robin to Twister or challenging Nami to any gambling game?

A: Because instead of a little friend, Shanks has a really big friend.

Q: If Luffy and Sanji fought a duel for Nami's love, how much would Nami make off holding bets on the outcome?

A: Yeah, you kind of overdid it there.

Q: How long would it take Nami to beat Bellamy's girlfriend in a slapfight?

A: It's his family recipe. Fudge, butter, and lots of SOY SAUCE!

Q: Anyone else here rather have Nami's pie?

A: "Was Gold Roger a pirate?"

Q: How did Luffy finally get over his Pee Wee Herman nightmares?

Alvidia: Sniff, Sniff Ugh, what's that awful smell?

Buggy: Hang on, I'll find out. WHAT'S THAT AWFUL SMELL?

Cabaji: WHAT'S THAT AWFUL SMELL?

Ace: What's that awful smell?

Mohji: Thier very worst nightmare.

Ace: YOUR VERY WORST NIGHTMARE!

Cabaji: OUR VERY WORST NIGHTMARE!

Buggy: Dinner.

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Kuro: You know, I never wanted to be pirate in the first place. I always wanted to be-

Luffy: A lumberjack?

Kuro: No, we won't be doing THAT tired old parody.

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Whitebeard: Pssst, hey Ace, can you keep a secret?

Ace: Sure thing.

Whitebeard: I'm not sick at all. I'm just REALLY into nurses.

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Sanji: Hey Patty, everyone at table 7 ordered the tossed salad.

Patty: Well go back and tell them to order something else. We can't make tossed salad today.

Sanji: What do you mean? We just got a fresh shipment of vegetables this morning.

Patty: Yeah, but the catapult is still isn't fixed yet.

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Chibi-Nami: Hey Vivi, wanna see a trick?

Chibi-Vivi: Yeah, OK.

Chibi-Nami: Great, just hand me a 100-Beli coin, Vivi does so and watch me dissappear. HA HA! Vivi tackles her to the ground Whoah! Hey! Didn't I say this was a trick?

Anyone out there got their own quickies?

A: You forgot Captain Nezumi. Even Conis could take him.

Q: How did Nami get back at Usopp for putting an Impact Dial, lowest setting, under her seat cushion?

A: Nami wins. Luffy tries to cram the whole bar into his mouth at once and Nami whacks him for being so stupid.

Q: Wapol and beans. Deadliest combination ever?

A: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Q: What were Crocodile and Robin smoking and/or drinking when they decided to hire an otter and a vulture as their messengers/inforcers?

Here's what I have so far…

Neo Baroque Works

Master 0 - A masked man with the power of the Yami Yami Fruit, which gives him control of shadows and dark matter. His ultimate goal is to save the world by completely destroying the World Government.

Miss (Doomsday/Judgement Day) - A concealed psyhic who helps Master 0 decide his next course of action.

Unlike the previous Baroque works, all Number Agents are equal in rank and answer only to Master 0.

Terrible 2 - A pair of twins, identical except for hair color and gender, who wreak havoc with the powers of the Magnet Magnet Fruit, Types N and S.

Evil 6 - An idiot who thinks he's a vampire just because of his Bat Bat Fruit powers.

Miss Halloween - A witch who throws exploding pumpkins and likes teasing girls with smaller busts.

Lucky 7 - A gambling cyborg who can switch out his hands and feet for axe blades and wheels. He boasts that he never lost a game, a bet, or a fight.

Hard 8 - An American Football obsessed jock.

Miss Sportsday - She has a split personality. One half is a bubbly cheerleader who adores Hard 8. The other is a ultra-competetive athlete who rules the arena beneath Lucky 7's casino.

Pefect 10 - A narcisstic muscleman who can turn his skin into iron thanks to the Armor Armor fruit.

The Unluckies have resumed thier duties of relaying messages and punishments for Master 0.

Here's what I need help with

• Should I go with Miss Doomsday or Judgement Day?

• Is this enough members, or shold there be more? If so, any suggestions?

• How would those fruits I created go in Japanese?

Thank you for your time.

A1: Randomness is chaos. Chaos is the very foundation of humor.

A2: He's a mad bomber.

Q: Isn't anyone going to do a question that suggests Luffy might be the father?

A: Blueno already has the Door Door Fruit. Fukurou gets the Echo Echo Fruit, which lets him blurt stuff out even when his mouth is zipped.

Q: How many new words would Chopper learn if he delivered Nami's child?

A: And against Sanji's advisement, he'll also add mustard and honey.

Q: What life lessons did Chibi Usopp and Chibi Kaya learn, besides that a chemistry set and an Easy Bake Oven don't mix?

A: Any position that physcially requires you to be a man.

Q: DS or PSP, which system do pirates prefer?

What about Don Krieg, Mihawk, and Arlong? Didn't they come to East Blue from the Grand Line?

A: Nope. His eyes look like that because his dad is a tigerman. Just kidding.

Q: Who would look better in a bikini, Kaya or Conis?

A: He'll start licking the walls and talking to his boots. Because that's what crazy people do.

Q: When Franky isn't feeling well, does he get a check up from Chopper or Usopp?

Actually, as far as I can tell, it's usually Nami who gives out orders in Luffy's absence.

What's the fastest way to level up in Grand Adventure mode?

A: Sea Mart. Luffy gets busted for making a scene, Nami gets busted for shoplifting, Chopper gets busted because animals aren't allowed, Usopp gets busted in the grocery department, don't ask, Sanji gets busted for trying to seduce the lady at the register, Zoro and Franky get busted trying to break them out of the security office, and Robin's wallet gets busted when she has to post bail for the lot of them.

Q: Nami vs. Vivi in a pool chicken fight, who wins and who's holding them?

@captain:

Chopper being used as a horse by zoro is degrading to his character he is their teammate not their pet.

A one on two fight between Doc Q, Stronger and Chopper would be just fine in my opinion. Maybe chopper could even talk the horse out of the fight while he takes care of the Doc.

I can name two intances where Chopper allowed himself to used like an ordinary animal without losing any dignity.

1. When he would pull Dr. Kureha's sleigh looking for patients/victims.

2. Usopp rode Chopper in order to finish off Mr. 4 and Ms. Merry Christmas. Granted, he wasn't riding in the typical sense, but that fight was anything but typical.

What I'm getting at is that Chopper wouldn't lose any of his teammate status by becoming Zoro's jousting steed. It's like a chicken fight. The person holding you on their shoulders is just as important to winning as you are.

Anyway, about the Blackbeard Pirates as a whole- I thinks it's apparent from the very end of the Jaya Arc that none of them have Devil Fruit powers. The only exception is Laffite since he wasn't there they got tossed into the ocean.

The One Piece is just one single gold coin. Which Luffy uses in a vending machine on the way back. Inciting Nami to beat him like a red-headed stepchild. The end.

Here's what I think about the Doc Q fight.

1. The concealed weapon could be a giant scapel.

2. Zoro and Chopper can fight him together. Zoro could ride Chopper to face Doc Q and his horse(?) in a zany joust-type battle.

A: Luffy thought so.

Q: Don Kreig vs. Mousse(Ranma 1/2), most weapons in a fight ever?

A: No, she studied under Hillary Clinton.

Q: If the Straw Hats decided to rob a bank, what task would each member be assigned?

She's rich and famous. That means she'll most likely get off with just a slap on the wrist. It's not right, but that's how it usually works.

A: The greatest thing on Comedy Central since Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Q: Why doesn't Robin ever get shark-like teeth when she's angered?

A: Whichever one is the opening song.

Q: What if the U.S. hired Enel and his henchmen to take handle the illegal immigration issue?

A: Whatever happens, it will NOT be pretty.

Q: Who's Luffy's favorite Transformer?

A: Older than me.

Q: What if Sanji learned how to cook from the Swedish Chef?

A: By shooting hot sauce in its' eyes.

Q: How would Nami react if she found out Chopper uses the same shampoo brand as she does?

A: Spandam in a dress.

Q: If the Straw Hat tried playing "Dungeons and Dragons" to pass the time, how long would it take for things to go downhill?