Posts made by RageaSarus

Buuhan owned all those Nintendo consoles and never played any Legend of Zelda games, but made a Nintendo thread… this nigga...

Ugh…

Just make my day even worse Shitlong Park.

We do need to destroy our tiebreaker, eh?

@Cyber-Robin:

Buu doesn't like Nintendo games :/

Why the fuck is he in this thread…?

I've been having the hardest time of creating a decent Tag Team for the past couple of days.

I've been ignoring Sonya for a while and after beating 150+ missions in the Challenge Tower, I've gotten to use her (of course, without wanting to) but now I kinda regret it.
I think she goes pretty damn well with Kitana and I find it pretty damn funny.

They're like Mortal Kombat's Chun-Li and Cammy.
Where Sonya came first, then Kitana.

I'm still going to main Sindel and I think I might pair her up with Mileena.

Jade? Hmmmmm… I'll see...

@Smudger:

@ king of sarus

I don't mean to have any beef with you as I know how things are with you, but I took a bit of offence with some of the english stereotyping you said earlier and went overboard. Either way I'd like to sort things out between you and me.

You know I was just fucking with you… right...?

A username…?

Have you niggas heard?

Project Cafe won't have friend codes.

I think we know Nintendo aren't that stupid and know how to learn their lessons…
http://mynintendonews.com/2011/04/24/nintendo-wii-2-no-friend-codes-for-nintendo-wii-2-project-cafe/

Meeeeerrrrrrkkkkkk…

@Smudger:

You folks should care a great deal about this wedding. After all its given me a day off…

Why in the fucking hell should we care about these tea sippin' bastards' wedding?

…just so they can get a divorce before six months pass, while his girlfriend is going to be pregnant, thanks to her brother.

Man… it is reallllly depressing to see these new Japanese tournaments and Chun-Li is not getting used.

Making a nigga butthurt and shit.

Cammy's ass is all over the place now, but I ain't trippin'. My second girl Rose is getting it in out there.
I know I'm going to love "Strawberry" Rose and I'm just going to stick with Chun-Li on Chocolate. Sigh…

@tigerlilly:

My body was not ready…
Excuse me while I go change my panties.

I get that a lot…

Agreed, I want the full Oni Gouki's theme as fast as possible!

Real fucking talk.

Here's a little sample of Super Street Fighter IV's New Challengers' themes:

I'm surprised the Capcom Sound Team didn't get lazy with their themes like they did in 3rd Strike.

Yun's (of course) theme in 2nd Impact was more action packed (no pun intended) than Yang. It was kinda funky… but now it's not, where Yang's theme was more faint and chill than Yun's. They went from solo snazzy to "standing in the corner by myself" rave music.
It ain't that bad... however...

Evil Ryu's theme sound pretty damn epic and Oni Gouki's theme sounds fucking sick.

Oh? Console Stickies? Nice idea.

Anywho… what the fuck is this?!

"Good evening,

Anonymous is preparing to target the Sony corporation for bringing litigation against innocent individuals who have been creating features for the Playstation 3 which were previously openly available to the public. We refer largely to the ability to install the Linux operating system.

Despite the fact that this was a largely advertised feature, Sony has cut access to the Playstation 3's firmware under the guise of "security concerns". They have removed a core feature after millions of consumers have handed over their hard earned money.

Those who opted not to upgrade their systems were cut off from PSN access, purchased media and lost the ability to to play some games ans Blu-Ray discs. This is unacceptable.

As Techland reported, George Hotz, a programmer, figured out how to "jailbreak" the PS3; thus unlocking the above mentioned features. Hotz (who posts under the handle GeoHotz) published instructions for jailbreaking the PS3 on his personal website. Sony has since brought legal action against him and has received permission to subpoena Bluehost (Hotz's hosting company) to acquire a list of every IP address that ever visited his site.

This is an affront against personal privacy, one which Anonymous will not ignore.

Our demands are these:

Sony must end any and all attempts to prosecute individuals trying to alter a product that they legally own.
Sony must end all current or pending/upcoming litigation against George Hotz and any individuals behind the collected IP addresses.
Sony must allow for end-user modification of their product, as was heavily advertised and available before the 3.21 update.

Anonymous recognizes that there are events of greater magnitude occurring in the world today and is actively pursuing those as well. However, threats against our privacy and consumer rights cannot (and will not) go unnoticed.

We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
You should have expected us."

Did Sony seriously get hacked…?

...and should this discussion be in the PS3 thread?

Don't give me that crap. :getlost:

No, nigga, I do not give a fuck about Castlevania nor the goddamn music.

Take a hint: I haven't played it before, because it never caught my attention.

Deal with it.

Need more polish.

Theme sounds interesting so far.

@Insider2000:

Oh.

Actually, I will admit that he was a nightmare for me to fight AGAINST as a kid and as an adult, but at the same time, everyone was a nightmare. Yeah, I'll give you that reasoning for hating him. I hope this game eases that hatred though.

I don't know…
I hated Jade (just like Stryker) at first and hated her ugly ass even more in the 3D era, now I love her ass now.

Hmmmmm... I guess he's going to have to grow some huge tits to win me over. :silly:

I think a 2D MK4 is going to happen no matter what, but from what people are saying and what I'm thinking…

! Shinnok's main goal is the elder gods and Raiden. Shinnok could very well succeed in bringing down the Elder Gods, killing Fujin, and driving Raiden toward the point of insanity.
! And considering Raiden's misdeeds in this game and his misdeeds in Deception… I wouldn't be shocked if the story following MK4's story will be Raiden going mad.
! I think MK4 is happening no matter what. Shinnok and Quan Chi make that obvious, but it will be far more epic with dark version of our favorite characters being villains. But once MK4's story is done:
-Quan Chi will most likely die.
-Shang Tsung is dead in the mos convoluted way imaginable, that Quan Chi won't be able to start the Deadly Alliance.
-With no Deadly Alliance, no one will pay any attention to the Dragon God's army.
-Onaga won't come to be.
-Armageddon is prevented.
! In fact, when you think about it: Raiden killing Motaro and Sindel killing the cast is the major trigger that has prevented Armageddon.

Bleh… I guess...

I could see that happening...

! When I first saw the deaths, I didn't think they'd be coming back. I seriously thought they were dead for good, and I was really pissed.
! Obviously that's not the case now, and I feel a lot better.
! And I imagine Kitana and Nightwolf will be back. Kitana is too much of a voice of reason, and after Nightwolf's bad ass sacrifise, I'm sure he'll be back eventually.
! Liu Kang? He'll be back, but I don't think he'll be the same hero he always was. He's going to be a pretty bitter person. Especially if he's amongst Quan Chi's army, because he is going to give Raiden HELL!
! It's funny seeing you concerned for Nightwolf. Not that I can pass judgement. I want him back too. Along with Stryker of course, but I imagine the next game will pretty much forget that Stryker was a part of the undead army and drop him out entirely. Just watch.

I could careless about Nightwolf. Really.

…really.

! I don't care for Night Hawk.
! Liu Kang and Kitana would mos def be revived, but they better not get all lovey-dovey again.
! I'm sorry Kitana, but Kang is too ass for you. Don't be like Ororo… :getlost:

Stryker is my favorite character, but majority of the cast is cooler than him. I know he has little impact on the story, but that's why I like him. He has no reason to be there and he could back out if he wanted to, but he stays. That takes courage. Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Liu Kang, Sonya, Kitana, Shao Kahn, etc are cooler than him, but I like him the most.

He's aight as a character, but yeah, he's just KrillinPiccolo while everyone is Goku(s) and Vegeta(s).

And don't get me excited with that last bit.

:sick:

@thewizardkoma:

Man, people should love 1 vs 2 cause the challenge mode holds 1 vs 3 matches.

1 vs 3 matches with one life bar and no health regain after you beat one.

1 vs 3 matches where you have to play a chosen character who may not be your main against three bosses in a row.

Also, I'm at the final challenge guys.

Really… Koma... ...really...?

Sit your ass down!

@Insider2000:

Blah, blah, blah, blah, Stryker is godlike in the story, bleh blu blah, his dick tastes like sprinkle cookies…

I didn't mean he was a DICK in the universe.

I meant he was a dick as a fighter, you fool.
Infinites or not. He was a bloody asshole to fight, just like "Nigger" Jade and her stupid Brutalities.

! I've been pretty worried about the series taking a SFIII turn (meaning that the dead characters will remain dead), but the more I think about it…
-Boon and co. have never been all that good at making new characters.
-No one ever dies in Mortal Kombat.

You have a point there.

Don't want that to happen.

We don't need a 2D Mortal Kombat 4-8.

! What DID piss me off was HOW everyone was killed. Kung Lao, Kitana, and Nightwolf all had pretty dramatic deaths, but….jesus...Kabal, Stryker, Sub-Zero, Jax, Smoke, and Jade were all killed like nothing was up. It was pretty painful to watch.
! A lot of people are thinking the next game will be Earthrealm Heroes + Outworld Heroes vs Shinnok, Quan Chi, Tanya, and the Undead Heroes. If that's the case, I'm looking forward to that....no matter how much Shinnok sucks.

! Yeah, their deaths were kinda off-the-wall and not very cool, but it's like, they're going to come back anyways.
! 'cept for Kung Lao, Kitana (:cwy:) and Nightwolf.
! Watch.

! Yeah, but I've always liked Quan Chi. Don't get me wrong, he's pure bag of dicks, but his bark could match his bite. Either way, Quan Chi was generally smarter than his master, anyway. I'm pretty sure it's going to end up with Quan Chi betraying Shinnok, and Shinnok getting raped.
! Hopefully Raiden dies….and Tanya dies worse.

Yeah, I know and I hopefully hope so too. Especially the last part.

@Insider2000:

I'll never understand the hate for Stryker. I can understand hating the police, but I can't hate Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine, Aya Brea, Renee Montoya, Cybil Bennett, Ky Kiske, Chun-Li, etc, just because they are cops.

I don't hate him because he's the police foo'.

Yeah.
If that was true, I would hate her as well.

I hate him, because you obviously have not played Mortal Kombat 3.

And boring? I can understand considering him to be uninteresting for it, but 'hating' him? That's a bit strong.

I never said he was boring.

Yes, "hate" is a strong word and I strongly hate the guy, because he was a major ugly dick in the past and I'm bracing myself to see if he's going to be the same ol' dick like he was 15 years ago.

Comments?

Good shit.

A bit salty with the aftermath.

! People kept saying, "Raiden is a trollololololol."
! No. He's not a troll. He's an overdramatic dumb-fucking-ass.
! He got a lot of people killed, including my Kitana!! (Which I'm not going to lie, I was kinda cheering for Sindel; "You can't fuck with sexy moms!") and even Liu Kang! …but who cares?
! Oh, and cool about Sonya living and all, but why the FUCK Johnny didn't die?! He's an assy character (he's only there for laughs) in the Story! Out of all people... HE survived?! What?! Fuckin' up tradition MK!

Nonetheless, it was noice.

I have to say, though. My friends were like, "Oh my god! 1v2 fights are so hard! You fight two bosses at once! The story's difficulty gets higher and higher as you progress." and "The final boss is cheap as fuck! I've been fighting him for three hours!"

The 1v2 fighters were not that hard. It took me a good 2-3 attempts to adopt, then rape and Shao Khan is too fucking stupid and arrogant to even fuck with "God-tier" Raiden.

/facepalm

By the way…

! Fuck Shinnok.

Stryker is lame. I hate the guy, but after playing with him. I have to admit. He's probably one of the best keepaway characters (I wish the police were best at keepaway) with Kabal as runner-up.

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Oh, and I beat Story Mode by the way.

It took a while, but I learned about the "Start" thing.

However, I didn't know you had to press [Start] again. Haha!

Holy fucking shit, you can go to Costume 1, Costume 2, Klassic and pick their Color 2(s)!

Do you fucking know how bad I bugged Netherrealm Studios about "Can you pick Color 2?" Haha!

Happy, hype, happy, hype~!
I just might start using Sub-Zero again, despite how ASS he is!

"Sexy Color 2 Blue Color Scheme" Sub-Zero/Kitana for the win~! :w00t:

It seems to be…

I was...
[hide]RIGHT.

It ain't working! DX[/hide]

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NOOOOO!!!

I was WRONG!

YESSSSSSS!!!!!! FUCK YESSS!!!!!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Wait… if you're talking about picking Color 2 (as in Player 2's mirror match color) than, sadly, no you cannot. :(

There is:

• Primary Costume
• Alternate Costume
• Alternate Costume 2 (like Mileena)
• Klassic Kostume

In other news... yay... I'm playing as Stryker now... :pouty:

Get the fuck outta here, in-fucking-deed.

I just read that shit too and it literally just made me fart.

Anywho… I don't think the PSN crashed last night because I was up 'til morning and was still online. Hmmmmm... I guess we're about to get a huge update or some shit?

Someone got the memo hella late.

Everyone here has sold their copies of Marvel vs. Capcom 3dropped this assy game for Mortal Kombat 9.

I must admit. Using a fightstick on MK9 sucks. (Pad wins, for once)

So… I finally got my copy of the game and I've been playing through Story Mode and played online a bit with Tonfa (which I apologize for leaving so quickly after two fights -_-;) and I have to say, this is seriously motherfucking bad-fucking-ass.

Johnny Cage? I hated the guy, always did as a child. I found that Ryota Niitsuma (MKII version) looking ass nigga completely lame. Nearly raged when he was very first character to use in Story Mode. The dude was cracking some funny lines and I actually used him for once (yes, I ignored his ass in the demo) I started freaking loving the guy. Afterwards, he got annoying… and once Jackson "Fuck Protocol" Briggs got pissed at him, so did I and boy was it fun kicking his ass.

Story Mode is beast mode. Real talk. That's all I can say. I know I'm going to get butthurt once finishing it.
Oh, and yeah, you should already know. Sarus was going to get salty from kicking Kitana's ass over and over again in the Shang Tsung's Garden during the MK1 timeline, despite all of that, it's still fucking awesome as shit.

I planned on calling it a night once I got the "Halfway There!" trophy, but as soon as I got… Kitana's chapter started and I got into a 1v2 fight. Man, that was the easiest 1v2 fight. Ever. (lol) I tried to quit again and my second main's chapter started. Gah! After her chapter, I finally got to someone I didn't care for. Kung Lao. Night! Haha!

I must say, Smoke, who I thought was assy at first, is NOT ass. He's pretty damn good and a tricky bastard too.
Liu Kang? He sucks. The only thing I see good from him is his X-Ray letting you do another attack. That's 'bout it. The parry is nice and all, but bleh… they fucked up his moveset commands. Don't like.

Anywho! I'll be down to play with you nigs tomorrow and cut your goddamn arms and heads off.

By the way, check me out!
http://www.themortalkombat.com/profile/KingofSarus

Real fucking talk.

2D was you eating a delicious snocone and 3D was you finding a cockroach at the bottom of it and you kept staring at it, in disbelief…

@Insider2000:

I thought the only MK crossover you wanted was Mortal Kombat vs Mortal Kombat.

Also, you sure you want that after what happened with MK vs DCU.

Sarcasm, son.

OH! Forgive my nerdiness, but if Capcom and Marvel are together and MK and DC are together.

MK vs Capcom vs Marvel vs DC

Nah. That'd be stupid. It'd turn out worse than MvC3.

Most likely.

Meh.

I didn't care for Castlevania nor the music, but I'll take y'all hype for word.

Marvel vs. Mortal Kombat

Game of the Year.

@Toshiya:

Kitana is for noobs bro lol

Oh? Is that what's up, nigga?! Real nigga shit?!

I'll give her a try later.

Oh no, please don't. Don't be a fucking noob, Toshi.

You're way more better than that.

You know, I saw that news elsewhere and I was also going to mention the GameInformer appearance, which I would've never known if it wasn't for Dervish, but yeah, good shit. It's getting some exposure.

It's kind of weird to have a Konami composer doing music for Skull Girls. Interesting.

I don't know much about that woman, but jazz music in Skull Girls?
I hope it's SNK-like or MvC2 without lyrics. lol

@Gekko135:

Right now I find that Kung Lao flows well with me. I also really like Smoke too.

I must admit… I'm not a huge fan of Smoke (as of now) but damn, spamming his Teleport Punch against my cousin's spamming Smoke was straight up pure fucking fun.

It was some Dragonball Z type of shit. Camera could barely keep up. lol

I dunno. I'll check him out to see if he's legit or not.
Now about Kung Lao, I don't even have to say anything. He's Top-tier in this game. Real talk.

Plus I aint gamed with you in a while N word. Miss you and sheet (no homo).

Haha! True, true.

Gotta work, but i'll try to be on later. Damn job.

I don't even got my own copy yet. lol

I'll have it by then though.

@Insider2000:

I might have to agree.

No matter what, I want to main Stryker.

Only because you got rid of that shitty avatar(s) and actually have a Mortal Kombat avatar, I'll help you as well.

@Toshiya:

Highest damage I did was with Ermac doing 47% with x ray

Try 50%+ Damage without X-Ray with Kitana.

Haha! Who do you use? I'll help you out.

The "Who Quoted Me?" shit sucks.

I click that shit for it to go away and it'll still be all over my "Settings."

Kill it, please.

Motherfucking chill, bro… sis...

I'm an early 90s nigga, but I love 80s music, especially, especially and I mean, especially 80s Metal music.

Fuck yes!

80s music is awesome and I honestly do not know why.
Hell… I even like listening to 80s pop music.

@Insider2000:

PFF! Like I didn't already know that you were going from using a magnum revolver in a knife fight…...to a magnum handgun in a knife fight.

Doesn't help that I'm started from the ground up to learn this game.

Not my fault I'm godlike…

@TakinawaTonfa:

Scorpion, the true Ken of Mortal Kombat.

There you have it folks…

@TakinawaTonfa:

You've inspired me Insider…

From this day forth, I will be known as the man who plays Scorpion the right way!

lol

@TakinawaTonfa:

Sentinel died for our sins.

Better than God and Robosus combined.

@StrawHatRican:

Sounds like I need to pick this one up…

Everything I hear about this game is good.

Save for some presentation issues.

What the fuck are you talking about this time?

@Toshiya:

I'm having server issue and can't even connect to the online servers. I really hope they patch this soon cause this is so frustrating and really want to play everyone : <

Toshi.

Netherrealm Studios has been working on the netcode since Day 1. DAY 1.

Your connection is black ass, bro.

Just letting you guys know…

KingofSarus' Kitana?

Fear her.

Just like you fear his Chun-Li.

I've obtained her ending via Team Ladder, but I was second player, so I didn't see it nor didn't feel like watching whenever I got her alternate costume.

I'll watch it now.

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Okay.

That's it.

I'm only maining Kitana, Jade, Mileena and Sindel… and I need to find a HQ picture of her ending. Stat!

I bet you were one of those "stop complaining about Sonic!" bastards, weren't you?

Meh. Who cares. Too busy playing Mortal Kombat. Try again later.

Yes~! Kitana is so fucking cheap~! <3 …and she's a Shao Khan killer~~!!! <3

I swear, if my friend uses anyone else (like Kabal) Shao Khan rapes him, when I whip out Kitana, Shao Khan taunts back and forth and shit.
"Muhahahahaha!! You're my daughter, no matter what!" throws fans "Stop dressing like a whore!!" does X-Ray; tag in friend "Don't bring boys to my home!" Shoulder Rush, Shoulder Rush, Shoulder Rush, Shoulder Uppercut, X-Ray

Haha! I'm sure Sindel (who I haven't picked yet :sad:) gets the same treatment like Kitana.

This game is so fucking awesome.