A: Actually, they would be surprisingly easy to beat. Always getting distracted by things, such as…hands and...taxation...
Q: Would it be a paramecia, logia, or a zoan?
A: Actually, they would be surprisingly easy to beat. Always getting distracted by things, such as…hands and...taxation...
Q: Would it be a paramecia, logia, or a zoan?
Kumadori and Fukurou. A.) they didn't have devil fruits, which I personally like to see in main characters/villains, B.) they were completely off the wall, which I also love. One has a zipper on his mouth, and the other attacks using his hair! C.) They fought my two favorite strawhats. Okay, Franky isn't legally a strawhat, but you know what I mean.
After that, there's Kaku and Jyabura, and then I don't really care. The idea of Zoro's and Sanji's fights having a similar rivalry, that can make me smile any day. Oh, and I actually liked their personalities…kinda.
A: La…smoke...eralla. Yes, La Smokeralla. Even a manly man needs a feminine side...even if its on fire and in his mouth.
Q: Why didn't I stop before I said that last sentence?!
A: About five feet away from death.
Q: Was…was I just speaking emo?
A: Actually, Arlong bosses Mohmoo around so much because he knows Mohmoo's true power, a power that could defeat even him…
Q: What kind of power is it?
A: The three building blocks of themes in shonen manga are friendship, dreams, and never giving up.
Q: Did that make too much sense for this thread?
A: DEAR LORD YES!
Zoro: I respect your opinions, Sanji.
Sanji: I appreciate that, Zoro.
Wait, that kinda sucked.
Q: Can people getting along ever be funny?
A: Surprise, surprise…no. Hattori is, though.
Q: Anything else about Hattori that one should know about?
A: Not really. God loves zombies.
Q: What about elderly vampires?
I like to mention that Buggy also had a flashback (past) and a dream
and WHY didn t he join the mugiwara s WHY ODA TELL US WHYyyyyyedit: If I remember well Coby , Gaimon , Kaya , Laboon , Vivi , ….
all had a past (flashback) and a dream.
Well, yes, they did have dreams, but their dreams either clashed with Luffy's, or forced them to stay put. And wasn't Kaya's announced after Luffy set sail?
A: They didn't need to get a hold of his nose, because Sogeking is actually…Usopp's mom!
Q: Did she not die, or is she some sort of weird zombie?
A: Yes, the other response is simply invisible. Oh no, lack of visible confirmation!
Q: Are Kumadori and Fukurou more than just friends?
A: Well, since Vegeta's kinda got a receding hair-line…Vegeta. Bald is beautiful, baby!
Q: Can Califa smell sexual harassment?
A: Well, that wouldn't really be fair fight, would it? What, with Oda being all tired and all from One Piece, and Toriyama being not…tired...from manga. I mean, when Oda is tired, no man can defeat him. Not even a Chuck Norris/Bear hybrid!
Q: What's wrong with me?
I would make Franky Wario and Robin Daisy. For Franky, he acts a bit like Wario at times and cola = garlic. For Robin, it's the only other woman that ever appears in Mario, unless you want to count Birdo, haha.
Wow, I never actually thought of that. And it fits so well!
Wait a tic, isn't Birdo actually a guy?
A: Not really. Because I have reasearched, and have reason to believe that you are really Oda in disguse!
That is the greatest complement I could ever recieve. Ever.
A: They would all make fun of him, forcing Foxy into a depression so vast that he physically implodes!
Q: Speaking of Foxy, where the hell does Hambog keep his clubs?
A: Well, it's actually all thanks to his therapist. Dr. Grizzlethorp, Spandam's therapist, suggested healthy outlets for his pent up frustration. And what better outlet than in manga cliches?
Q: Am I just making crap up?
A: Spandam actually beats all of the Strawhats, including Franky, without using Funkfreed.
Q: How exactly would he accomplish this?
Super Mario Bros., or, for sake of a pun, Super Marimo Bros.
Mario: Zoro (Okay, I'll admit it. This is only for the pun. Logically, he and Luffy would switch roles.)
Luigi: Luffy
Toad: Usopp
Yoshi: Chopper
Bowser: Sanji (Logically, I'd say Crocodile. But, since Ol' Marimo head is Mario, I'm inclined to use Sanji. Plus, him catering to Peach's every beck and call would be hilarious.)
Peach: Nami
Damn, couldn't squeeze Robin and Franky in there. Oh, by the by, I'm planning on actually drawing a comic of this.
It's probably Sogeking and Nami on the other side of the gate.
Which would allow for a Sogeking/Spandam fight afterall! Wooo…
Im not sure but I think Greg is talking about this guy on the right. Well nice find I must say but this guy only has 1 head
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/8530/enaonepiececolorwalk20579oq.jpg
It could just be me, but that guy with the the poofy pants on the right…looks exactly like Conan O'Brian...
If nothing else, I think he should learn to use the second rumble ball. There is a bit of evidence that this could happen. In the kumadori fight, near the end of his second rumble ball, he was complaining to himself how he needed arm point, and at that moment, bam, there it was.
Or I could be overanalyzing a coincedence.
I think that got translated wrong. I remember it being "that would be a waste" and that was why mr.1 smiled after losing. It was more of a joke.
but I like alot of these. I was wondering if anyone could find any foreshadowing of sanji and zoro's new attacks in the cp9 arc.
Zoro's attacks, no. Sanji, well…it may be a bit more "backshadowing", if you will.
Remember Zeff's pirate name? "Red Shoes," just like the color Sanji's foot becomes when his new technique is used. Plus, this may be a coincedence, but Sanji uses the same leg to use for that attack that Zeff lost. Plus, back when he was fighting Pearl, he said something along the lines of "You can't be cook if you're afraid of fire," or so I recall.
God, I hope Spandam has a zoo of Devil Fruit…ed objects. It would just prove how much stronger Usopp is now, re-establishing him as a fighter. Plus, it would be a good parallel for Usopp, what with him being the token gadget user.
That is, of course, if Usopp is the one that fights Spandam...
If anybody fights Spandam...
A: Well, he did actually eat a devil fruit, himself. The coffee fruit. He spills himself on his pants all the time.
Q: Why did that end up sounding as dirty as it did?
A: Well, Oda actually stretched the truth about his fight with Kumadori. In truth, Kumadori was trying to tell Chopper he had a problem. And we all know the end of that fight…
Q: Is Spandam wearing pants that ate a devil fruit?
Kumadori. Hands down. He's a CP9, and yet whenever I talk to people about him, I have to refer to him as "the hair guy". Poor guy. He's probably my favorite CP9, too…
A: Nobody would win. Except for the terrorists. They always win.
Q: Franky is going to join the Strawhats, right? Right?
Honestly? A rooster. Bad jokes aside, his hair and general manner of strutting about really remind me of a rooster. Of course, not many roosters are cyborgs, the closest one being that robot from that old Sonic cartoon, but that is neither here nor there. The point is, I think he looks and acts like a rooster.
A: He would yell "Soilent chew is made out of people! PEOPLE!!"
Q: That answer kinda sucked, didn't it?
Luffy: I'm SUUUUUUPER!!!
Franky: (slapping his knees and crying from laughter) Yup, that's me…(tips something over) DAMMIT! THAT ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE ME!
Wow, kinda regretting posting this. I didn't expect any posts, just a few chuckles. But instead, damn. A giant awkward conversation involving religion. Not one of my best ideas.
I don't really see much similarities b/w these two points
I mean I get your point…
but it seems more like forced comparison >_>as for the others...I can't argue with those
Damn, you caught me. Those were kinda forced. There was a bit of logic behind the sea-train and the cross, something like each was a tool of supposed "justice", but I can't really remember it.
Can we please refrain from making stupid comments about some people's relgion?
Honestly, I'm not trying to offend anybody. I haven't made any straight out jabs at christianity, aside from agreeing that most OP fans pretty much see Oda as god. And if you were offended at all, I'm sorry. Just trying to make some people laugh.
Buuhan-> Well…uhm...I never really followed Christianity much either, so maybe...uhm...magic?
Joekido-> Yeah, it probably is.
No, Oda is the true #1 God! Franky is the God of anime tho. Oda, of the real world!
Buuhan, Franky is the son of Oda, the one true god.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/sanjiscool/frankygod.jpg
That is the most awesome thing I have ever seen with my eyes! Do you mind if I put it in my sig?
Don't know if this was already put forth, but oh well. At Anime Boston, I met an awesome person. We got into a huge conversation regarding the Super Wonder himself, which was inevitable, as I was cosplaying as soda-less Franky and would force conversation there no matter what. But here is what came out of my mouth at one point during the conersation.
"You know, Franky is alot like Jesus. Just more…super."
Now, before somebody goes on to point out all of the holes in this, just hear me out. Jesus was raised by a carpenter, right? Franky was raised by the most awesome carpenter ever, Tom. Jesus could make wine into water? Franky could turn scrap into a cannon. Jesus was betrayed? So was Franky. By his ships. Jesus died on the cross? Franky got run over by the sea-train. Jesus came back? So did Franky. As a cyborg.
And the similarities pretty much stop there. But it still makes you think...
I note many fish are sensitive to electric currents in water, an interesting version would be a fishman who could feel the electricity crackling in the muscles and brains of opponents, up to possibly even understanding their thought patterns, like Mantra but different.
I remember hearing somewhere that Hammerheads can sense electricity, which they use to find fish hiding in sand, so there is still hope. I think it was a documentary of some sort, but I can't remember which one.
One Piece is…wait for it...wait for it...Luffy.
Name: Kigeki
Age: 22
Occupation: Comedian
Ability: Kiri Kiri no Mi (it gives him the power to spin his body parts at incredible speeds, like a drill)
Gender: Male
Race: Skypiean
Dream: To become a comedian that can make anybody laugh.
Personality: Relatively…strange. He will do anything to get somebody to laugh, as long as it won't alienate or harm anybody else. The only person that he will mock is himself. It takes a lot to make him laugh, so usually, he looks pretty bored. For some reason, he yawns alot.
History: He grew up on Skypiea, of course. His parents died when he was relatively young, so he grew up on the streets for most of his life. When he was seven, he met the old comedian Stiles Mochrie(guess the two I named him after). Back then, he didn't care about comedy, he just cared about himself. Mochrie, after making him laugh for the first time in his life, convinced him to pursue the life of a comedian. Things were great, with the exception of him accidentally eating a devil fruit, until Eneru arrived. Stiles Mochrie was one of the first to go against him, after seeing the pain he was causing the citizens of Skypiea, and was promptly executed. Soon after Mochrie was executed, Kigeki went against Eneru, hoping that his Kiri Kiri abilities would be enough to defeat him. He was defeated almost immediately, and was going to be executed, but out of pure luck, escaped Skypiea in a fashion similar to Gedatsu's. He landed in the ocean, and would have drowned, had it not been for a passing ship. This ship belonged to a small pirate crew that, similar to the Strawhats, was not simply about looting and pillaging at the expense of people's lives. These pirates were called the Nap-Time Pirates, due to the fact that the captain, who was a sloth zoan, was sleeping most of the time. He stayed with them for a few months, until they were brutally slain by another group of pirates led by Ranpu, who is light logia. If you know japanese, you know how lazy I am with his name. Anywho, he let Kigeki live simply to rub in the fact that he couldn't protect his nakama, thinking that he would let the grief and guilt lead him to killing himself. Kigeki did no such thing. In fact, he actually forgave Ranpu for what he had done, believing that hate and revenge were useless, and instead pursued his dream.
Attacks:
Kiri Kiri no Sokkyou: Basically just improvising. Usually, it's something either stupid or funny, simply for the sake of being stupid or funny.
Kiri Kiri no Waraibanashi: Spins the bottoms of his feet, allowing him to move incredibly fast. Usually just used for dodging, because it hurts.
Kiri Kiri no Manzai: Another evasion technique, this time for close range. He spins his body parts in ways such that he evades his opponent's attack.
Kiri Kiri no Joudan: An upward kick, during which his leg is spinning.
Kiri Kiri no Ochi: A punch, during which his fist is spinning.
Kiri Kiri no Sungeki: A series of spinning punches, much like Gomu Gomu no Gattling Gun.
Kiri Kiri no Itazura: Pretty much a fake attack, used simply to distract his opponent.
Kiri Kiri no Goroawase: Like Kiri Kiri no Ochi, except using Kiri Kiri no Waraibanashi to increase his speed.
Kiri Kiri no Share-Do: Copies his opponent's movements. Used simply to annoy his opponent.
Kiri Kiri no Fuushi: A potential ability. Basically, he starts rotating every single molecule of his body at the same time, increasing his power and speed. He doesn't know how to use it, though.
Description: Why last? Not as fun to think up. He's pretty lanky. His hair is brown and tied back in a pony-tail. He has a black goatee, and his eyebrows are the same color. Why is his facial hair a different color? Because his genes are kuh-razy. His eyes...aren't really important. He always wears black t-shirts bearing some symbol or phrase that doesn't really bare any importance at all. For pants, he wears shorts, due to Kiri Kiri no Joudan. For the sake of Kiri Kiri no Waraibanashi, he goes bare-foot. He wears a broken watch, for no reason at all. He has a tattoo on his forehead of a swirl.
A: They're on fire.
Q: What kind of soda does Franky prefer?
A: Then God kills himself.
Q: Wouldn't Kuro's glove-swords be heavy enough to simply slip off of his hand?
A: Well, if she's not nakama, then probably nothing. Meh….
But if she is...OOOOOAAAAAHHH!!!! The giant will pay...
Q: ...is she nakama?
A: Giants don't ride cars, silly. They ride on top of other giants' shoulders. And those giants have no names.
Q: How would a fishman and giant be able to…get down? One would think the size difference would be awkward.
A: They shall come in time, my child. We must believe in the Admins!
Q: How stupid did I just sound?
A: Actually, that's my favorite one, too. Either that, or the one where they find Fry's fossilized dog.
Q: Wait, logically, since heat makes smoke rise, wouldn't Smoker's weakness be fire?
A Mohji wig. Nothing more really needs to be said about this one.
A: No. Just giant, hollowed out trees.
Q: What happens if Franky uses coffee to power himself?