… you see, where i'm from, the future, that kind of messing around is how we, in the future, form tight bonds with our brothers and friends, who are also, from the future. this might sound a little crazy, but you should look at the time-stamp to understand. i am already participating in new ways of fellowship while you read this.
now... decide, aldrich, and moria are my best friends on these forums, although you might not think so because we hardly talk to each other; some thing they can testify to. but to do me some justice, i blame that on the language barrier. so i cannot fault you, the reader, with thinking i harbored any ill will towards these fine young men.
i have one more matter to clear up before i ask for forgiveness: namely the current state of my e-penis. as some of you are familiar with, gaara d. lucci got the last laugh before the old thread was locked. this has seriously damaged my pride and manhood as it is usually i who hand out the final chuckle. but i took some time to think about it, and i realized that goanderson was only trying to help me from a life of sin. i am indebted to him and i would like to thank him for humbling me.
now to end this, i apologize for embarrassing my family name and bring shame upon my children, which are to be created at a later time, and this will probably never happen again....