Posts made by ImposterBevard

This absolute justice is unfair!! I demand a snack!

@Luffy's:

Robby, you depend too much on photoshopped pics. My mom's calendar says happiness is homemade. So here ya go–yer next avatar:

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I think about the number of people around here who probably prefer wolf Makino, and it terrifies me. :cwy:

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that Makino can make a comeback.

It's a shame, since I really wanted Makino to win, but Kizaru is just too tough. :cwy:

Kizaru is the light that makes your beer skunky.

I always knew you wanted to wear a dress.

@robbybedfart:

Take that back! Kizaru is awesome! He kicks at the speed of light and he's crazy and stuff!

He gets eliminated at the speed of light.

Kizaru sucks. Even a character like Makino can beat him.

Well… It doesn't hurt. :ninja:

Shushu is cool purely on the merit of what he achieved last year, when he defeated lafitte and kumadori, and seriously pissed off some fangirls in the process. For that, I will forever love the little rascal. :wub:

Wow, that little bedfarting imposter is really moving up in the world! If only he could stop that problem of his…

I'm always naked.

I nominate Kokoro. :wub:

I, RobbyBevard, nominate Sasuke. :wub:

@AGOG:

If Jinbei joins, he has to go through a lot of stuff too, especially "living on" and such.

This are pointless, Jinbei is an impossible and this is "fact".

To be honest, my Jinbei overview is rather deep… this is like a little sample from the surface. When I type stuff like the really deep stuff, people can't seem to accept it. So, I basically just stress samples from the surface until someone says "true"!! and then I stress another thing until it is confirmed so that people follow along. Then it gets to the deep stuff. In order to really convince you that Jinbei can't join though, this part basically relies on literal reads and judging his character. I can seriously go deep on this, but I will go "step by step" just to basically have people follow along.

Now, the idea that Jinbei is a bad person, I don't agree. He has never "killed" anyone in front of our eyes. He hasn't even been there to basically harm anyone since he was in jail. As well as the idea that his lack of DF doesn't really harm anyone. He basically doesn't seem like he wants to hurt anyone and seems to fear taking someone's life. As he didn't comply with Crocodile. So, if he seems so bent on non-violence, it doesn't suggest he is evil at heart.

BUT, Jimbei is too wide to fit through the doors, given that, it's hard to imagine that Oda would make a mistake that badly in an effort to basically leave a plot hole for Jimbei to join. He'd basically have to cover it up to redo the ship, which seems way too absurd. If he planned for Jimbei to join, he would have made the Sunny bigger or the man able to fit it. So, it throws off him joining... The ship is basically Franky's dream, so basically upgraded it for a bigger one is not feasible. I am so against Oda being that wrong on it.

Yes, I know that Jinbei is not taller, he is "3" Luffy's in width. The doorways are "1 Luffy and 1 Usopp" in width.

Usopp = Luffy just about...

So, 3 ≠ 2 Luffy.

Therefore, since it can only be a "Luffy and a Usopp" that can fit at once through a door according to the manga example, it shows that a "3" Luffy seems like it will break it. Then, "make it all wider" is something that seems so absurd because it's a plot hole and in addition you would have to increase every room for "2" Luffy to "3.1" Luffy... Of course, this has a side effect that Chopper will have a hard time in half form and that'll probably lead to someone dying even... All because Chopper couldn't open a door fast enough. Of course, that is before the problems with the layouts that the sunny already has and all the current stuff seems like Franky is better off to just get a new ship than bother.

Having to increase every door will lead to a completely redone ship.... IN other words, Oda will have to say that he made a plot hole present. So, if Oda wanted a character like Jimbei to join, in order to avoid a plot hole, he might have made the ship fit him or the character fit in. I can go into details why other things suggest he doesn't join, but this one is more "functional". You can just say "true"!! and then I stress another thing until it is confirmed.

@HaxeyeMihawk:

In all seriousness Perona is about as likely as Heracles or the sky island guy that Nami is with.

Your wrong. Perona has to get her cloths back! Don't "forget" this fact. Basically Oda made it so that Perona is "guarunteed" to be a "nakama" for at least a few arks.

Hi. I'm all cute and romantic. I've got a rose and everything!

Oh Sasuke. These feelings have haunted me for many a night. That throbbing passion that consomes my very soul. The way your raven-tinted, glossy black hair glistens in the moonlight… Your strong yet adorable fifteen year old Uchiha form seem the work of Gods, or even greater, the master of us all, Kishimoto.

For the great and noble Kishimoto has chosen you, Uchiha Sasuke, and draws you as a legend, more beautifully than nature itself. The truth can never escape me, though. I know deep down that you are real, and I yearn for it like so many before me. I may sound crazy, but I will be your Naruto. I have his clothes, headband, even his night cap and pajamas. My kage bushin technique is nearly complete. My parents question my sanity, and they insist to me that you're merely a fictional character, but they can not deceive me with their crafty Genjutsu. I have looked into your sad and loney, yet powerful eyes, and I want to be there to help you emerge from your darkness. The glowing, swirling red entwines my orange-covered soul.

I have seen you at the mall, in comic books, on TV, and on my computer screen in so many different fashions, and I've always yearned for your caress. It's difficult to compete with such great people as Sakura and Karin, but that's the sacrifice that I must make. So now, I make this confession. I make it SEVEN TIMES OVER.

Uchiha Sasuke, I love you! I will love you more than even Naruto ever could! Enter my life for both our sakes and we can be together for eternity! I will always be waiting. Believe it!

@Captain:

I'm still pushing for a tree.

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/CaptainHypersock/11-1.jpg

^This tree in particular. Zoro will bring it back with him.

This is the only theory that's better than the Perona one.

@Kaze:

How can you be so right all the time!? It boggles the mind. It really does.

It's because Sasuke is my role model.

@AGOG:

I wrote this… It's my other username that basically had this done.

So yeah, thanks for reposting it here... I was wondering where it went. There was an actual analysis of EVERY door and how it relates, you can check that one out too...

Yeah, it says "Jimbei is too big to fit through the door" and it comes from OMF.

I reposted it because it's such an awesome theory that everyone should subscribe to.

Also, Naruto is the greatest manga of all time which is mostly due to how hot Sasuke is.

That's because Naruto is awesome.

@MmmBug:

That's just a mirror and you cosplaying all the time. xD

That's only half true. It's certainly not a mirror since I don't look good enough.

It's very helpful, though, since I don't ever want to fart in his presence.

@Sesshy:

I always had a feeling you were a closet Sasuke lover Robby.

I admit it, it's true. I actually keep a poster of him on the ceiling above my bed.

It really feels good to finally admit to that.

@robbybedfart:

LIAR! IMPOSTER! FRAUD! I am ME, and you are NOT me! Stop stealing my life!
…. I'll tell you what. You go your way, and I'll go mine. Live and let live.

Of course I'm not you. I'm RobbyBevard, not some other new guy who calls himself robby and farts in bed.

In other news, I hope we get a lot of Sasuke action this week.

Good news, guys. I got my name back!

@robbybedfart:

Nobody pay attention to that hack. Thats an imitator taking advantage of my current… demotion. You can tell Im the original by my join date. Anyway.

Who are you and why are you trying to convince people that I'm an imposter?

WHY JINBEI CANNOT JOIN THE CREW!!:

To be honest, my Jinbei overview is rather deep… this is like a little sample from the surface. When I type stuff like the really deep stuff, people can't seem to accept it. So, I basically just stress samples from the surface until someone says "true"!! and then I stress another thing until it is confirmed so that people follow along. Then it gets to the deep stuff. In order to really convince you that Jinbei can't join though, this part basically relies on literal reads and judging his character. I can seriously go deep on this, but I will go "step by step" just to basically have people follow along.

Now, the idea that Jinbei is a bad person, I don't agree. He has never "killed" anyone in front of our eyes. He hasn't even been there to basically harm anyone since he was in jail. As well as the idea that his lack of DF doesn't really harm anyone. He basically doesn't seem like he wants to hurt anyone and seems to fear taking someone's life. As he didn't comply with Crocodile. So, if he seems so bent on non-violence, it doesn't suggest he is evil at heart.

BUT, Jimbei is too wide to fit through the doors, given that, it's hard to imagine that Oda would make a mistake that badly in an effort to basically leave a plot hole for Jimbei to join. He'd basically have to cover it up to redo the ship, which seems way too absurd. If he planned for Jimbei to join, he would have made the Sunny bigger or the man able to fit it. So, it throws off him joining... The ship is basically Franky's dream, so basically upgraded it for a bigger one is not feasible. I am so against Oda being that wrong on it.

Yes, I know that Jinbei is not taller, he is "3" Luffy's in width. The doorways are "1 Luffy and 1 Usopp" in width.

Usopp = Luffy just about...

So, 3 ≠ 2 Luffy.

Therefore, since it can only be a "Luffy and a Usopp" that can fit at once through a door according to the manga example, it shows that a "3" Luffy seems like it will break it. Then, "make it all wider" is something that seems so absurd because it's a plot hole and in addition you would have to increase every room for "2" Luffy to "3.1" Luffy... Of course, this has a side effect that Chopper will have a hard time in half form and that'll probably lead to someone dying even... All because Chopper couldn't open a door fast enough. Of course, that is before the problems with the layouts that the sunny already has and all the current stuff seems like Franky is better off to just get a new ship than bother.

Having to increase every door will lead to a completely redone ship.... IN other words, Oda will have to say that he made a plot hole present. So, if Oda wanted a character like Jimbei to join, in order to avoid a plot hole, he might have made the ship fit him or the character fit in. I can go into details why other things suggest he doesn't join, but this one is more "functional". You can just say "true"!! and then I stress another thing until it is confirmed.

There were some setbacks. The plan wont be ready for another year.

@RPG:

who cares if its haki or DF powers fact of the mater is haki isn't the ultimate power up

@SMUDGE:

Suck my balls Kishi.

You like to dream of that too? :wub:

@Insider2000:

I don't know if Luffy would be affected by the hypnosis. Don't forget Hancock. If anything…

What about that time Luffy got hypnotised? That one time by that Michael Jackson ripoff.

@SMUDGE:

I don't get why Ao didn't see the other Sharingans at the meeting. Anyone care to elaborate?

Well, that's obviously because Danzo is so awesome that he can make a seal that even a Byakugan user can't see through. He's just a beast like that.

…This is not a plothole.

I like how Sengoku is sweating on the final page where he tells Garp not to butt in.

He's the Usopp of the Marines.

I know I would. :wub:

I really like this song. I also really like Sesame Street. I wish Naruto used a song like this.

@juju14:

I agree because last time i cheked you were rambling about danzo=madara. Admitting it is the first step. Make another prediction robby for the new Naruto thread. IA told u guys they were 2 different people.

I was talking about Danzo and Madara being the same person? I don't recall anything like that, and it really doesn't make much sense to me, but I'm sure Kishi could pull it off and make it awesome if he really wanted to. I hope people don't confuse me with robbybedfart, because we are legitimately two very different people. It should be obvious, after all, since I do not fart in bed. I have more class than that.

@Thousand:

Why are you so groovy?:wub:

I train with frogs.

Danzou has sharingans embedded throughout his ARM? That's so epic that I can't even find the words. What a plot twist. I never saw it coming. Such a great turn of events will make the panel in which Sasuke bites Karin that much sweeter.

@tigerlilly:

SasukexKarin? So you're into Yuri? Bad boy!:wub:
But I'm rather for some SakuraxKarin action.

I'm gonna write Kishi a fanmail and ask if he can splice them together and have them replace Zetsu. No harm done.

Oh, I'm into anything involving that big heaping mass of sex to the eye.

Sakura and Karin are both so amazing that it'd be tough to handle the two of them together. I'm sure I could handle it, but what if an elderly person were to pick up the manga? The stimulation could kill him! Alternatively, it may be able to cure impotence. It'd be a very heavy decision for Kishi I'm sure.

@Sesshy:

juju takes after his idol Sasuke, he just wants to surround himself in darkness and cut himself.

Oh wow, that's awesome! I also take my fandom to the next level. I've been trying to learn to create a kage bushin, but I just can't figure it out. I'm sure I have the hand seal correct and everything.

@juju14:

We don't need anonter robby for members on here to kiss up too especially lion chan. one is more then enough.

So you wont be friends with me? :cwy:

I'm going to have to go watch the episode where Naruto and Sasuke kiss to make me feel better.

@juju14:

lucky #7 huh?ffb

Hi Juju. Nice to meet you. I'm RobbyBevard.

@Gabbe:

which one of these 2 is the monkey Al?

Are you suggesting that either Sasuke or Karin is a monkey? They're epic is what they are.

I'm looking forward to some hot SasukexKarin action this week.

He's sex blasted straight into your eye.

In this week's Naruto spoilers

! Karin bites Sasuke:wub::wub::wub:

The last level is tough to beat.

Anyone who doesn't volunteer their time for my benefit the way I want them to should be drawn and quartered.

@LosKnoggos:

Im confused, who is the real robby?

I am definitely real, nice to meet you.

:wub::wub::wub::wub:

Robin. Adult entertainment.

Wow, that song is really great! Killer Bee would be proud.

I hope you guys all like my new avatar that I just made up. :wub: