Analysis:
While you both employ liberal use of swear words, Jerk Disease goes the extra mile by actually demanding an "apology" from his victim, adding insult to injury.
In the battle of jerks, the winner is Jerk Disease.
It's not really something to be proud of. Please realize that nobody likes Jerk Disease.
I kinda like the guy. Deep down you know he's an honorable and sympathetic person. He's like a charred marshmellow, rough around the edges yet gooey on the inside.
No?