Posts made by Cap'n Carter

@joekido:

Oooooooooohhhhhhhh the great silent GOD CARTER made his banging return!!

Want me to thrust the Masamune through yer chest? Hey! Fat lip! Answer! Ah forget it !&@^@#%@.

Oh and Thank ye fer kicking Dan out. Apologies accept, even though I'm a banned member Yes, being banned from NPC is me medal

The e-mail account that you have been spamming for the past… what, 1 or 2 years? is a dummy account that I never actually check.

I never responded because, frankly, it seemed like you had a really, really , really unhealthy fixation with me and I did not want to fuel it by responding. And I hoped you would have gotten worn out and moved on. But I guess I was wrong.

I never hacked your One Piece wiki or whatever you think I did, and I don't constantly concoct schemes to harass people on THE INTERNET anymore. I've kind of grown out of that.

As you probably have already surmised, you and NPC are never going to happen. I'm sorry that whatever I've done or said to you have apparently scarred you so deeply, but please for the love of god move on. Taking the time to constantly spam the fake e-mail account of someone who has nothing but complete and utter indifference towards you is just depressing.

I bet he goes to the midnight openings of Harry Potter films and stands off looking at the crowd and snickering to himself at how totally lame those people are as he digs his hands into his pockets and the cold air tickles his whiteheads

@Cyan:

Carter, small question.

Where's your avatar and sig from?

Bastard!!
@MagneticMonkey:

Nothing. It's hilarious. I had to point it out. What's even more funny is you getting defensive.
But i'm already leaving the party on my own, hahahahahaha

What the fuck

this is like some wino barging into an office and going "you'll never stop me!!!! heheheheheheheheheheh!!!!" and jumping out the window

im so cool im gonna hop into a thread and go "lol" to hide the fact that i have no relevance to any facet of human society heh

@MagneticMonkey:

Lol at clearing stuff and apologizing here.

Who is this clown
@TakinawaTonfa:

I guess the Hunter X Hunter thread didn't count.

That's…. what I was referring to basically

Who are all of these jokers who act like they know me

seriously the past few times I've visited the forum I've had people I've never heard of throwing themselves at me

@stephen:

so I still feel a bit ashamed of the manner in which I left, even though it was bound to happen at some point or another as long as Dan was around.

Basically every single person on the forum was on your side when it happened, so I don't think there's much reason for you to feel embarrassed.

Also, since the minute I have given Dan the boot I have had people constantly asking me "so can we try to get snarf back now?" So there's basically no ill thought towards you.

It'd be great if you came back. I never approached you about it because I figured you were busy, and frankly, I've been embarrassed by everything Dan's done and have felt responsible for essentially enabling it.

I wanted to send you an e-mail apologizing for his behavior and wishing you luck, but again, I always felt too embarrassed and did not want to bother you.

Dan is basically someone who I regret ever being friends with. This is a statement going back over at least 10 years, if that's any indication of anything.

If you want to come back, it'd be great. But if you're too busy or don't feel like it, I won't hold it against you

Thanks for clearing up a thing or two (like clarifying that interview bit), Greg. How's the misses?@Greg:

And even if he wasn't talking about Togashi, even as a completely ambiguous statement, just the very idea that he would intimate that he's 'different' from others for working 'hard' blew the fucking LID off his critics. It's a very sensitive statement.

The question is, coming from the author of the highest and fastest-selling manga of all time, is it okay for him to say that now?

Five or even two years ago I don't think so. But now? He might still be a whippersnapper but I think he's earned the ability to.

Yeah, regardless of who it might be referring to, the fact that Oda claims that he's on a different level is a huge statement in and of itself, and probably what people should be paying attention to instead of trying to guess "who"

Togashi's "schedule" is definitely frustrating, but I still think it's a good series. I just hope he's able to move on soon. I'd say "return to a weekly schedule" but I'm not sure if that's in the cards

@Greg:

Of course. If I find the print version. The j-sites have the particular phrase posted everywhere and it's basically the manifesto of the site I posted in the Japan thread a while back which is dedicated to getting Oda fired.

The funny thing is he's right. In English it's just a matter-of-fact statement but in Japanese it's like raping Togashi's wife and forcing her to have an abortion then eat the fetus.

Or not.

But it's still pretty harsh. He basically says (paraphrasing) "I believe we should have popularity rankings for comics because I work really hard and I can't believe that some others are even allowed to be called 'mangaka'."

ouch.

Did he mention Togashi by name? No. But everyone and their mother instantly replied either:

"How can he say that about Togashi!!!!!!!?"

or

"lol He's talking about Togashi."

The interview itself is in the Liar Game equivalent of YELLOW. If I remember correctly it's 'Liar Game INVITATION'. I've been searching for it at bookstores and second-hand places for months.

edit:

In that SW interview I can't be sure but it seemed like he was taking a pot-shot at Kubo (Bleach's JUMP Festa Stages have been ((every year I've been)) dominated by teen and tween girls squealing at that ice man-child). I can't imagine he'd actually aim at a regular in JUMP though. (Togashi obviously not in that category)

God, you still have that avatar

Someone passed that interview blurb along to me and I just wanted to comment and/or ask some things.

Mainly because I doubt he's talking about Togashi. It could be anyone, I think

In the context of "popularity rankings," I was talking with a friend and he pointed out that a bunch of manga magazines have NO popularity rankings whatsoever, and that Weekly Jump is the only magazine with some a strict one.

And also, it's not like HXH is unpopular. It's immensely popular, on the same level as the "big three". Otherwise, Togashi would not be able to get away with so many vacations (in addition to him being a "legend"). So it's not like HXH is only sticking around because Togashi plays racqetball with Torishima

It's also Togashi's level as a "legend" that makes me really doubtful that Oda would slight him specifically like that. He's someone who seems to be immensely respectful to his peers and to the artists who preceded him in the magazine. He's also apparently really friendly to most of his Jump colleagues (but what you posted about him and Kubo Tite is really interesting. I never knew that) from his weekly comments in the magazine. So I doubt he'd attack any of them in public like that

(especially since, from my understanding, the politics at Jump are really sensitive and he could get a lot of hell from the editors for saying something like that)

These are just my impressions. You have a much better perspective on the culture and the situation, so I could be very wrong. I just wanted to point these things out, to see if I'm on the right track or not

kidany's a good kid

hey I didn't vote for Kidany I voted for Nuzzie

this is outrageous.

@GaryPotter:

Hmmm…

You know, I think I'll just leave Arlong Park for a while. If One Piece goes back on the air I might come back. If not, well, so long.

@GaryPotter:

What a bland comeback. You could have at least said faggot. Or better yet, you could say I fuck my mom and then suck on my own dick. That would have been creative.

As it is, I give it a C-.

all of your posts get a D
for dicksucking

@GaryPotter:

Maybe more people would like you if every post you made wasn't an insult.

maybe more people would like you if you weren't gay

@GaryPotter:

I didn't know Zephos got banned. What did he do?

Also, Cap'n Carter deserves to be banned too. He was once, but got brought back.

Damn it I've earned the personal spite of GaryPotter

I guess my days are numbered

I doubt GaryPotter's mad rage will be quenched by my death

@captain:

I used to like the post how your day topic was when i first joined. I'm glad it got locked. it sucked to hell anyways. no one knows how to write anything worthwhile reading. I don't care if you just got up, peed, and are eating cherrios. Can you type something interesting.

why can't you be more accepting of other peoples' lifestyles

the oppressed race of people bragging about perversion on the internet

@AWB:

I find it funny that the people who complain about pervertedness being a bad personality trait are mostly the people who act like assholes, and think nothing's wrong with that.

oh man I knew this was coming

it's not a "personality trait"

It's a gimmick to get attention from people who have no idea how to distinguish themselves otherwise. There's thousands of other dime-a-dozen jokers on forums who try to flaunt their supposed "pervertedness" to make themselves stand out. They try to make up some aspect of themselves to be proud of because they're either boring or are cripplingly depressing.

It's obvious because of how much of an effort they put into their acts. It's so forced and stupid it's just pathetic. And it continues due to the depressingly enabling "culture" on the internet. The "you're not alone" thing going on.

Kingoffans admitted that it was just a gimmick, you know.

a closely related gimmick is "OH MAN I'M SO WACKY LOOK AT HOW WACKY I AM DOOM MUSTARD"

I'm different because I don't really try hard to do anything

I'm the way I am. If you don't believe me, then good for you. It's another thing to be wrong about.

Skarlath

trapped in a world he didn't make

Seriously what kind of idiot takes being "perverted" as a positive and defining personality trait

Guys I'm perverted

look how unique and wacky I am gosh

@Kingoffans:

I'd figured you were smart enough to edit this post before saying that. LOL

What are you talking about

please remove the dick from your mouth next time you type

Kingoffans claims he wants to try to treat everyone equally but look at that he just divided a bunch of us up into the same category

what a breadboffer

What kind of garbage is this skarlath

@Earthworm:

Why isn't he a mod on New Pork City?

because he's colored

@Kingoffans:

So rather than people like me who can be quite eccentric and perverted but never with bad intentions, we have offensive jerks like you who actually divide the human species, throw out the equal human status treaty out the window and call people homesexuals insulting them and homesexuals themselves simultaneously?(Check Carter's post below yours) Gotcha.

Bad posters aren't a race what are you babbling about

Make WayneHead a mod

he's earned it

he's lived a hard life of adversity with that retarded club foot of his

@Kingoffans:

And you just happen to be superior to me because…?

Don't talk to WayneHead that way

@Kingoffans:

By group decision, do you mean you all decided you were sick of him? Because you know, you can't ban someone for having an eccentricity that you don't like. He actually has to break a rule>.>

sure they can

who says they can't

lobster banned

took you guys long enough

@Fire Fist:

No, Shanks and Yorki's laugh is very distinct compared to anyone else.

you are an idiot

This thread is the embodiment of the term "lost cause"

What used to be one of the best parts of the forum is now reduced to this hellhole

Good thing tartarus ensures filth like Lorenzo will never enter the real city

and the fact that I can just ban all of his terrible dupes all day long

@Rosé:

:silly:
Hello Mr. bigot.

@Rosé:

Dunno, but it's like, a zillion times bigger then yours.
IT EATS ZEBRAS FOR STARTERS.
Her name is Princess Duchess Clarissa Blueberry Tart Parsley Tea.

you're one of the worst users ever

@lorenzo:

Newporkcity

you can't be a member of a board you're banned from

Honestly, Zephos didn't really do anything "extreme" or too out of the ordinary for him. So no, he didn't "snap" or anything, he was just making a goofy post parodying all of the idiots crying about Cartoon Network taking OP off their schedule.

You'd have to be a total idiot to think he was serious at all

@Sandai:

How vain of you.

How is that vain

that's exactly what's happened

there's been people who've made 5 accounts trying to get in

it's kind of silly

@Malintex_Terek:

That's not it.

Well, it's a long explanation, but basically, Arlong Park has a number of similarities with a forum I joined in 2000 called Bulbagarden; about halfway through my first two months there (my first month), a group of "old folk" splintered off and formed Woysa, which was their "1337" forum and had a very similar layout/colour scheme to New Pork City.

For the record, "Woysa" is a corruption of "w00t". At least that's how I remember it. :blink:

long story short- super genius Malintex Terek went to a Pokemon board, some guys went off to make their own board, and this is apparently the except same

Long story short, those folks ended up at a decrepit forum called Anenga. One need only browse there for a little while to see how the writing style/general intelligence is pretty similar to what you define as "humourful posting". Heck, even the "General" forum has a thematically similar name.

except these people are clearly fags

International House of Inanity
Just like IHOP, but with fewer pancakes and more zombies.

THEMATICALLY SIMILAR!!!!!

Reign it in, kids of chaos. History always repeats.

excuse me mr. man, but I believe you mean "rein"

I would have used a proxy, as per policy, but after my laptop melted I discovered my proxies don't work with my sister's computer. ^^;

it's funny how people try to lambast my forum (without having actually seen it) yet try so desperately to get in

or think that I made it to be some kind of Anti-Arlong Park Forum

I mean geez guys

So we have a hack manga artist and a goofy old man who really can't do much these days outside of selling his own name (I like Stan the Man and all, but still)

oh boy

@Anime:

Come on guys, who partook in the World Wide holiday 420? On this day that Hitler was born and Weed rules.

I got together with all my pals and crowded around the Hookah. Then we watched Felix the Cat the Movie.

Share your tales!

SIX MONTHS SUSPENSION!!!!

@Malintex_Terek:

Wow, I had no idea "New Pork City" was actually a forum. It looks like Woysa edition 2008, hah!

WOYSA :: Western Onondaga Youth Soccer Association

@kosenki:

What is New Pork City, besides a town from the Mother series?

My forum.

"who would you murder if you could" thread

@joekido:

When someone uses my picture as a mockery form and when I failed to build up my reputation. For example look in NewPorkCity for most example.

we let you in though

NEW PORK CITY is the best

bushindattebyo just couldn't get enough of it

@Greg:

Hold the fucking phone.

Where in ANY post EVER did I blatantly say I don't care about its popularity abroad?

You guys simply aren't getting my point or I'm not being clear enough.

In one sentence:

You should be grateful that you can enjoy something from around the world that wasn't made for you no matter what form it may take.

Someone hit the nail on the head. I'm not saying your shouldn't be upset or perturbed about OP's status abroad. I think that's natural. But the constant whining, moaning, bitching, flaming and DUMBFUCK threats against a television station for not showing the show you like is absurd.

"But I wanna support the show!"

I've addressed this so many times and it keeps coming back around, it's like a merry-go-round. And for the record, VA's talking about the Japanese animation industry is ALWAYS funny as hell since they're regurgitating what they've been told or read elsewhere.

So one question.

Did anime exist or not before 1996?

Did Dragonball the manga wind up being ended messily because of its financial failure in the US?

How about Sailor Moon?

Ranma 1/2?

Oh! My Goddess?

Kyojin no Hoshi?

Ashita no Joe?

Astro Boy?

Lupin III?

Gundam?

Dr. Slump?

Come on people. Face it. Your money 'supporting' the series does little but put a few extra cents in Oda's pocket while paying for animation that has CONTINUALLY GOTTEN SHODDIER AS TIME GOES BY because it's being made for cheaper.

Honestly. Face it, the fate of OP doesn't rest on your shoulders. You're not that important. You're an added plus to the factor. Me? I have no problem with that reality. I like the show. I watch it. I buy some OP shit made in China every few years. If I stopped doing that and if the 10-20 or so people in this thread stopped doing it, Oda isn't going to throw down his pen, "FUCK THIS SHIT! American kids aren't buying my product!"

If you wanna support the show stop acting so immature. You wonder why anime fans get harassed? Because they act like fucking jackasses when they don't get what they want and start talking about kidnapping cable TV network President's children and shit.

Not saying you can't have an opinion on the issue but you're just making EVERY single detractor of anime and anime fans right by acting like this at these times.

this is a good post

I never really got the point in caring so much about how it does here. It'll still continue regardless and I'll still be able to follow it in the preferable format

I think one of the real issues is these people wanting everyone to like the exact same things they do