Nah the best was Laserbeak vs Ratbat. Optimus Prime forcing Laserbeak into Guitar mode was great.
Posts made by Anime Master
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RE: Transformers Animated
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RE: Dragonball: Evolution (Live-Action Movie)
Fuck this.
Bring on a one eyed midget, a black man, an assassin, a ninja, Frankenstein, and an Aryan homosexual and then Ill entertain it.
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RE: Transformers Animated
Swindle swindles all the Human Villains, including some new female one who does something with time. (All of them appear in one episode. Including that gay ass Professor Princess, but the cool Angry Archer appears so they balance out.
Starscream has more clones, whom he gives Allspark fragments to so they can live. Meet Skywarp, Thundercracker, Ramjet, Sunstorm, a G1 esque Starscream, and a female Dirge.
Waspinaor (I think) is the Autobot traitor (We will find out on Saturday.)
Shockwave is the Decepticon Spy
Blurr is the blue car
Sari's a cyborg
And the Ark is Omega Supreme
Now full spoilers for the Season Finale:
! Part One
! 1- The episode starts with the constructicons giving vows to Megatron, who then stamps their chest with a staff containing the decepticon insignia, giving them their con symbols, red eyes and lose of their past friendship with Bulkhead.
! 2-The attention turn to Starscream among his clones, all of them complete except for one, who he then attaches a head to, then removes a shard from his all-spark fragment and puts it in the clones spark chamber, awakening him, they have a chat which end in an argument between the white Screamer( Lier) and the original, but then the female calmes them down and starts calling each one by their personalities after noticing that each one symbolizes a part of screamer.
! 3- We then see Megatron talking to Shockwave and asking him about the progress, Shockwave tells him that they need an autobot with high knowledge of space bridge technology to finish the bridges, and it turn out the one they need was Bulkhead, as he got extremely high scores when it comes to bridges, though evreything else is pretty much zero. Megatron calls Blitz and Lugnut and tells them that hes going to capture Bulkhead personally, and sends them to bring an item from sumdac towers. Lugnut then reminds Megatron about Sumdac, and that he cant be trusted alone, to which Megatron assures him that he has a plan for that. We then see the mysterious blue car seeing the conversation, and heads to the city.
! 4-We see Bulkhead drawing a picture of Sari and when she see's the drawing, she finds it strange, to which Bulkhead says he drawing in Picasso's style, the rest of the Autobots come and each one starts giving him opinions on how to draw it, which ruins it, and Bulkhead goes outside angry, Sari and BB follow.
! 5- Megatron finds them, and when they are about to attack he shows them his hostage, and then brutally defeats BH. BB notices the strange blue car from earlier and follows iit, which then transforms and reveals itself as Blurr, he then starts talking but BB hardly understands a thing, and they go to autobot base.
! 6- He explains to the bots that he was sent by Sentinel to for investigating and when he called for backup after finding about Megs plans Sentinel refuses, saying that they need the troops for Cybertron. Prime then tells him to show him Megs base and tells Ratchet and Sari to got finish the ship.
! 7- At the con's base, Bulkhead calls the Constructicons for help, but they don't remember him, and when Bulkhead refuses to help, so Megatron shows him the headmaster unit, which he can control, and threatens him to use his body to kill his friends starting with Sumdac, BH agrees. When he works with Sumdac to prepare the bridge, he keeps giving instructions that see illogical to sumdac, who argues with him, and when the constructicons get tired from removing and attaching the same piece, they take a oil break. Sumdac then assumes that BH is sabotaging the bridge on purpose, and then agrees with BH's instructions.
! 8- Ratchet and Sari are in the ship, and then Ratchet says that the repairs are finished, but they need energy to launch it, so he uses the All-spark fragments and says that they should do the trick.
! 9- When the bots reach The con's base, they are attacked by Lugnut and Blitz, but are defeated thanks to Blurr's Super speed, who uses status cuffs on them, but then Megatron and the Constructicons ambush and defeat them.
! 10- When Megatron turns on the bridge, it dosent work, to which Sumdac smugly responds that they made some miscalculations, but then it opens to his horror, but as soon as Megatron tells the cons to move, Starscream and his armada blow a hole in the roof and appear, thanking Megatron for doing the hard work for him.
! Part Two
! 1- The Seekers attack but are defeated by Megs and the Bots. Then both the bots and seekers are cemented and handcuffed.
! 2- The seekers join Megs but then Ratchet arrives with the ship, the flying cons attack him so he goes to a hidden control system and transforms the ship to Omega, who is also alive.
! 3- Megs try to test the bridge with Prime and threw him but Prowl threw a shuirinken at primes cuffs and just as he enters the bridge he grabs Megs with his grappler's. The bridge shuts down and it turns out they need a more powerful energy force, so Megs removes Screamers head and uses it as a battery.
! 4- The bridge overloads and attempts to suck evreything in, it starts with Megs but soon Omega arrives and Sacrifices himself to save the others.
! 5- The bots and pals look at the horizon and during the conversation Sari's arm hurts and when she look she notices that the skin is riped, eposing cybertronian mechanics inside.
! 6- It ends with Megs and Screamers head drifting in space arguing. -
RE: Unofficial Funi DVD discussions
…Merry's voice sucks and 4kids had a better Kuro.
But the acting has improved.
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RE: First Image of the Live Action G.I. Joe Movie
Accurate…yeah about that...
http://www.hisstank.com/index.php
Pretty much Baroness is the closest thus far, and Storm Shadow takes on his Reloaded look. Snake Eye's mouth pisses me off, but besides that he looks good.
The rest reminds me of X-Men movies. I dont mind but Joe fans are a tad pissed.
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RE: Who Celebrated 420 today?
@Master:
I have better things to do than think about a dead dictator and smoke a dumbass drug.
Don't knock it unless you've tried it
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Who Celebrated 420 today?
Come on guys, who partook in the World Wide holiday 420? On this day that Hitler was born and Weed rules.
I got together with all my pals and crowded around the Hookah. Then we watched Felix the Cat the Movie.
Share your tales!
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RE: Which other forum are you apart of
Dragonball Toy Island (2001)
Krillin and Friends (2001)
Simpsons Collector Sector (2002)
Kaizoku-Fansubs (2003)
Arlong Park (2004)
New Pork City (2008)I've been a part of so many boards. Too many to remember, some not even worth remembering. Those are the boards that actually stick out in my mind.
HOLY FUCK!!!! I remember that place. Funny as hell.
Yeah I used to belong to Dragonballtoys as well, but left. Currently I am a part of this place, The Undernet, Transformers World 2005, Hisstank, and of course the glorious New Pork City.
Oh I troll Narutofan but I get banned around ten mins after creating each account.
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RE: South Park
…the penis sang a song.
Matt and Trey really have been sucking this season.
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RE: South Park
Holy crap I saw this movie in 8th grade. Totally forgot about it.
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RE: Transformers Animated
Yeah…no.
There is an episode where all of the 'super villains' join together ala Leigon of Doom.
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RE: <3 Announcing Some Fresh Additions to the Staff <3
Fucking Brilliant.
Mother Fucking Waynehead.
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RE: The Narutards are invading!!!!
@Sandai:
I don't know who pulled this but they can be showered in praise.
Fixed. Nice work.
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The Naruto Thread Reborn
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The ultimate Naruto discussion can resume here.
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RE: FUNimation to premiere One Piece TV uncut at Sakura Con!
Ask them how they got into voice acting.
And ask what has been their favorite moment dubbing so far.
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RE: Transformers Animated
Sorry to DP but I just caught the new TFA episode (Late, as I had to wait for the toorent seeing how I dont get CN in my room anymore. Fuck them)
Ho. Ly. Fuck. That was a great episode. Dinobots. Dick Prime. Ratchet loosing an Arm. Blackarachnia. Dick Optimus Prime. STARSCREAM. MEGATRON.
If this had Soundwave, it would be perfect.
Next week is the conclusion, and the week after is JAZZ.
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RE: Set Sail For Dub Piece, the New Topic!
Commentaries are my favorite part of DVDs. Yours are about as unorthodox as I would expect. Pretty good stuff.
Yeah. In episode 3, you all started singing it. I had forgotten about that episode. So funny.
All in all, good job on the DVD. I just finished all the commentaries and will check out the Extras.
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RE: Set Sail For Dub Piece, the New Topic!
These are probably the most insane commentaries ever.
Vr9mLP6NwnU
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RE: Set Sail For Dub Piece, the New Topic!
I'm watching the commentary for episode one right now.
You better not disappoint me and not dub Herculoids, Pepper Anne, and Wuulin Warriors.
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RE: It's the Collection Agency, Bison. Your ass is six months over due, and it's mine!
You know what? Street Fighter is on TV right now…
Wow....
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RE: Western Comics thread
Killing Joke got rereleased today with new colors.
Save the fact that the Hawaiian shirt was recolored, it is damn good.
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RE: Set Sail For Dub Piece, the New Topic!
Excellent. Downloading now.
When done, expect me to seed for a little over a week.
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RE: Set Sail For Dub Piece, the New Topic!
I have a DVD Burner, DVD Players, and both versions of a PS2.
I can test it if need be.
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RE: E-Mail CN about their Canceling/Temp Removing of One Piece!!
I always thought that DB was better dubbed then DBZ.
Of course, the edited version had possibly the single worst edit Funi has ever done: The Roshi nosebleed scene. Horrible.
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RE: Transformers Animated
Pretty funny episode.
Oh and Steve…
Fh6axHIPb3w
Who do you see?
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RE: South Park
"I'm not just sure. I'm HIV Positive."
This has potential to be a good one.
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RE: Best Villain Designs ever
That is Cobra Commander Lobolover. The comic version pretty much always wore the hood more then the helmet, like this:
…wait a tick...
WHY THE FUCK DID LOBOLOVER CHANGE HIS AVATAR?!
Oh well.
Another few designs that are epic (Thanks for posting Doom. Probably is the best comic book villain design)
THE CHIN!!!!
And then there is this guy:
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RE: Best Villain Designs ever
Kagato for Anime.
However this guy has a great design even though it's not anime.
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RE: Dr. Suess' How Ocean Stole Humor
Each line is a rhyme. It's not supposed to be in paragraph format.
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RE: Dr. Suess' How Ocean Stole Humor
I did. It screwed up on the first try. Now you can read it in all its glory!
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RE: Set Sail For Dub Piece, the New Topic!
I cannot wait.
Epicness is almost here
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Dr. Suess' How Ocean Stole Humor
Every Member of AP liked Humor A Lot. But Ocean, who was the admin of AP did not.
He hated humor, it really is treason! Now please, don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be perhaps that his hat was too tight. It could be that his color was not right
But I think the most likely reason of all was that his E-Penis was, compared to Carter, too small.
But what ever the reason his penis or hat he cursed at his computer, this way and that.
“And they are posting epic lulz,” he snarled with a sneer. “All of this epicness makes me look like a queer!
For tomorrow I know they will wake bright and early and go to their thread. Oh that thread, thread, thread! If there’s one thing I want is the Humor Thread dead!
Then they will bash someone’s cosplay. Don’t they know they worked hard on them, some lasting days!
They will bash AWB, they will bash Lobolover. Oh how they wish that they would kill each other.
Then they will do something I hate most of all. Every pissed off poster, the tall and the small, while the posts keep raining, all those fags will start complaining!
For a couple of years I put up with it now…I must kill this AP Humor thread…but how?”
Then he got an idea. An awful idea. That penguin got a wonderful awful idea.
“I know just what I’ll do!” the old Ocean planned. “I just need to get Carter banned!
All I need is a scapegoat…” but since Taboo had fled he decided to use Cosmic Debris instead.
So he manipulated her with dread, filling his evil thoughts in her head.
All the forum was dark. No one cared that they were there, for they were bashing sweet Lobster without care.
“This is stop number one,” he started to rest. Suddenly a button he had Cosmic press!
It was into the Humor thread she had clicked on, with AWB attacking Carter, but Carter egging him on.
He bashed his humor. He bashed his art! Why that Carter hadn’t even gotten to the best part!
Carter thee fiend had made fun of his mother, which made Cosmic sad, as this was the time for a Two Month ban!
Ocean looked at the sight with glee. “I did it Carter! I proclaim victory!”
He banned Carter and all was well, except that his plan quickly fell.
And Ocean heard a sound like the bang of a drum. Why it was that sly dog Sanctum!
“Ocean, why? Why wont you let us keep the humor thread? Why?”
But, you know, that old Penguin was so smart and so slick He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little friend," the fake Santy Claus lied, "There's a post on this thread that won't view on my side.
So I'm taking it home to my Computer, my dear." "I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
But his fib fooled not Sanctum and in order to keep his plan, Sanctum had to be silenced, so he had to be banned.
Three million posts up! Up the post count of AP, He closed it all, it was up there to see!
"Pooh-pooh to the Members!" he was Ocean-ish-ly humming. "They're finding out now that no humor is coming!
They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do! Their mouths will hang open a minute or two Then all the posters of Humor will all cry BOO-HOO!
That’s a noise,” grinned Ocean. “I simply must hear!” And he paused. And Ocean put a flipper to his ear.
And he did hear something that made him blink his eyes! Carter and his gang had one last surprise!
Ever member of humor the tall and the small was posting! On a New Pork City wall!
He didn’t stop New Pork City from coming! It came! It came just the same.
And Ocean with his mind so masterfully blown stood puzzling and puzzling. “How could this be so?
It came with out Carter! It came without a thread! How is it possible their crusade is not yet dead!?”
And he puzzled and puzzled, till his puzzler was sore. Then Ocean thought of something he hadn’t before.
“Maybe humor,” he thought. “Doesn’t come from my AP. Maybe humor, perhaps, comes from you and me.”
And what happened then? Well in New Pork City they say, Ocean’s E-Penis grew three sizes that day!
He signed up for New Pork City, rejoicing his hands only to notice he was IP banned.
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RE: Transformers Animated
You do realize those Human Transformers are the Pretender toyline from the 80's right?
IT was a descent episode. Next week: HEADMASTER!
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RE: Set Sail For Dub Piece, the New Topic!
It's almost here! I cannot wait!
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RE: Arlong Park Humor Thread.
Pretty much, substituting Grinch with a former Admin of it WT Snacks.
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RE: Arlong Park Humor Thread.
Every Weaboo down in Weaboo-ville Liked camwhores a lot… But the W.T. Snacks, Who lived just North of Weaboo-ville, Did NOT! The WT Snacks hated camwhores! The whole camwhore season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his PENIS was two sizes too small.
But, whatever the reason, his dick or his shoes, He stood there on Midnight Snacks, hating the Weaboos, Staring down from his radio, while music he'd mix At the flash-bulb lit mirrors in their camwhoring pics. For he knew every Weaboo down in Weaboo-ville below Was busy now, shouting, "TITS OR GTFO."
"And they're posting their Togi-chan!" he snarled with a sneer. "Tomorrow is 5 mil GET! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his WT Snacks fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST find a way to keep camwhores from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew... All the Weaboo boys posting IN ALL CAPS Would wake up bright and early. They'd start posting their traps! And then! Oh, the fags! Oh, the fags! Fags! Fags! Fags! That's one thing he hated! The FAGS! FAGS! FAGS! FAGS!
Then the Weaboos, young and old, would post in a sticky. And they'd post! And they'd post! And they'd POST! POST! POST! POST! They would start with holy freaking crap, and copypastaing dumb shit Which was something the WT Snacks couldn't stand, even one bit.
And THEN, they'd do something he liked least of all! Every Weaboo down in Weaboo-ville, the tall and the small, Would stand close together, with harbls all stiff They'd stand with balls touching, and the Weaboos would start to yiff!
They'd yiff! And they'd yiff! AND they'd YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! And the more the WT Snacks thought of the Weaboo-furry-yiffing The more the WT Snacks thought, "I must stop this whole thing! "Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now! I MUST stop Furry Friday from coming!... But HOW?"
Then he got an idea! An awful idea! THE WT SNACKS GOT A WONDERFUL, SOMETHING AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" The WT Snacks laughed in his throat. And he made a quick Renamon hat and a coat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "What great Snacksy tricks! "With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like those dicks!"
"All I need is a fursona..." The WT Snacks looked around. But since he wasn't a furfag, there was naught to be found. Did that stop the old WT Snacks...? No! The WT Snacks simply said, "If I can't act like a furry, I'll find one instead!" So he found Sage Freehaven, who had started a thread And he wrote with red letters, "BANNED" on his head.
Then, someone uploaded some furry, and CP to boot So WT Snacks ran off to tell Doug.
Then Doug had no choice, and started to ban, And WT Snacks shouted, "Party van!"
All their threads were gone. (Marked for deletion, old). All the Weaboos kept posting, who hadn't been told, WT Snacks sat alone at his computer. "This is phase number one," The old WT Snacks hissed And he logged in to the server, to find the ban list.
Then he saved the list, and covered his tracks, If hackers could do it, then so could WT Snacks. He got MySQL error only once, for a moment or two. And he thought to himself, about what he planned to do. Where the little Weaboo furries all hung out, fappers in tow. "These furries," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unnerving, And banned people at random, even those undeserving! For CP! And traps! Invasions of forum! Racist cartoons! Politics! Commenting on a sticky's decorum! And he banned them in droves. Then the WT Snacks, very nimbly, Perma-banned all the furries, one by one. Wilford Brimley!
Then he slunk to the site directory. He deleted some boards! He deleted the /h/entai, upsetting the hordes! He cleaned out that website, he even got /f/lash. Why, that WT Snacks even put /d/ in the trash!
Then he spammed all the boards, and lagged them, with glee. "And NOW!" grinned the WT Snacks, "I will fag up the /b/!"
And the WT Snacks altered the /b/, and he started to shove Annoying music and backgrounds in, all of the above. But he turned around fast, and he saw a small Weaboo! Little Cindy-Lou Doug, be the little girl, he had wanted to screw.
The WT Snacks had been caught by this little Weaboo fag The one normally responsible for the server's bad lag. She stared at the WT Snacks and said, "Snacks, why, "Why are you destroying our /b/? WHY?"
But, you know, that old WT Snacks was so smart and so slick He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick! "Why, my sweet little tot," the WT Snacks lied, "There's a thread on this board that's out of line on one side. "So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear. "I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head And he got her a drink and he sent her to bed. And when Cindy-Lou Doug went to bed with her cup, He went to the control panel and fucked the /b/ up!
Then the last thing he did as 4chan's esquire Was blame it on Anonymous Mod, the old liar. On their boards he left nothing at all. He killed it with fire!
And the one speck of hentai that he left on the servers Was a thumbnail that was even too small for /h/ perverts.
Then, he did the same thing, to the other Weaboo *chans Leaving thumbnails much too small for the other Weaboos' plans!
It was quarter past dawn... All the Weaboos, still a-bed All the Weaboos, still a-snooze, when he sighed, cradling his head, He had deleted their torrents! The pictures! The trappings! The fags! And the furries! He had put a stop to their fappings!
Three million posts up! Up the post count of /b/, He deleted it all, it was up there to see! "Pooh-pooh to the Weaboos!" he was Snack-ish-ly humming. "They're finding out now that nobody is cumming! "They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do! "Their mouths will hang open a minute or two "Then all the Weaboos on /b/ will all cry BOO-HOO!"
"That's a noise," grinned the WT Snacks, "That I simply must hear!" So he paused. And the WT Snacks put a hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the TCP/IP. It started in low. Then it started to grow...
But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry! It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at Weaboo-ville! The WT Snacks popped his eyes! Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Weaboo down in Weaboo-ville, the tall and the small, Was fapping! Without any hentai at all! He HADN'T stopped Weaboos from cumming! THEY CAME! Somehow or other, they came just the same!
And the WT Snacks, with his Snacks-feet ice-cold in the snow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so? They came without loli! They came without rape! "They came without tentacles, cumshots or Quistis Treipe!" And he puzzled three hours, til his puzzler was sore. Then the WT Snacks thought of something he hadn't before! "Maybe fapping," he thought, "doesn't come from porn. "Maybe fapping... perhaps... means a little bit more!"
And what happened then...? Well...in Weaboo-ville they say That the WT Snack's small PENIS grew three sizes that day! And the minute his balls didn't feel quite so tight, He jizzed with his load through the bright morning light And he brought back the porn! And the lube for his pistol! And he... HE HIMSELF!... WT Snacks fapped to Krystal! -
RE: Arlong Park Humor Thread.
and AWESOME
! http://4chanarchive.org/images/56420587/1204444224056.jpg
! new wallpaperhttp://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=56344521&x=aw+cmon2C+fuck+a+guy
Aw cmon fuck a guy
Haven't read FaG yet, but I second the wallpaper.
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RE: Transformers Animated
Oh yes, one other little thing.
Somebody got his hands on the Wierd Al Wreck Garr Episode and one of his lines is: Dare to be stupid.
Fuck yeah.
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RE: Arlong Park Humor Thread.
Apparently Cosmic told us to grow up in AWB's thread.
Yet look at the topic starter.
Not dissing Cosmic or anything, but I find that hilarious.