Sanji - Nami-san will you buy me more neckties? I'll give you kisses!
Nami - Shut up with the neckties!
Ace: Hi everyone my name is Trace.
So true. NOT!
Kuro: BEHOLD! THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG ATTACK!
Random Archaeologist: Hey, Robin, why aren't you studying?
Robin: Study? History? Why? It just repeats itself.
Chopper: Hey! Are you sick?
Person: Yes. I got a cold.
Chopper: Stay away from me, I hate sick people.
Bellamy: Hey, Luffy, don't forget to follow your dreams, no matter who tells you they're impossible…
Cheff Zeff: I have made up my mind to leave the Baratie and look for the All-Blue once more!
Sanji: You actually believe in that?
Vivi: My country is in peril. But Daddy can handle it.
Mr. 2 Bon Clay: Ouch, pointe shoes hurt. I need sneakers.
Norland: AND THERE WAS A CITY OF GOLD!
Norland: HAHAHAHA! Just kidding!
Zoro: And, that's enough training for one day.
Luffy: What's for dinner, Sanji?
Sanji: Heat yourself up a frozen dinner, I am busy.
Nami: This money...I can't even use it. Here. ::gives it to charity::
Usopp: I have a confession to make, Arlong.
Arlong: What is it?
Usopp: When I told you that I had 8,000 followers....I don't even have one. I am not a captain! I am a sniper. By chance only, I say!
Arlong: It's okay. I saw the light after you all left. I can't believe I was so mean! ::hugs teddy bear::
Shanks: Luffy! You made it! Now, as you promised, give me my hat back.
Luffy: I pawned it for a new ship.
Shanks: ...I hate you.
ANNND thats all I have. For now.
Luffy: Eating meat is cruelty to animals, so I shall go vegan!
Sanji: Nami, you fat lard! Come get something to eat!
Franky: Sorry guys, I'm kinda not feelin' so super right now…
Paulie: to a random girl Let's see some skin, woman! Take off your shirt!!!
Usopp: The Going Merry is a useless ship anyways. Let's get a new one.
Crocodile: No way; taking over a country is wayyyyy too much pressure!
Lucii-Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Lucii- I am Mufassa
Luffy- throws hat into ocean and begins singing I'm.. too sexy for my hat…
Luffy- to crew Quiet filthy wormbabies!! points to Nami You! Ship slave! Take me to One Piece or perish from my wonderful doomyness!!!
Zoro- sings Doom Song
Someguy: Put some clothes on. Shameless woman!
Paulie: What are you, gay?
Luffy: I hit you vital organs. You can't win.
Yay! I'm not dead! gets hit by a truck ow…
Krieg: This is your grave!
Luffy:is close to Krieg This isn't my grave!
Krieg: No really, it's got your name on it. points down See?
Luffy looks down and sees R.I.P Monkey D. Luffy written on the ship wreckage
Luffy: Hmm, what do you know, it IS my grave...can't make my grave a liar, can we? jumps to a watery death, only to be saved by Sanji
Krieg: Sucker, fell for the oldest trick in the book! I Win! Haha-gets hit by a truck
Everyone else: O_O;;
Sanji: "You've gotta be friggin' kiding me! Now Luffy I'm not gonna ask you again- did you eat my soufle? If you did I'm totally gonna rape you!"
Chopper: "Nigga fo REEEAL?"
Sanji: "…cuz maybe I could like, turn it into a soufle or somethin' CUZ I WILL EAT YOU UP WITH MY LOLIPOP!"
Vivi: "Yeah, that's Baroque Works' Sex Parade, they're the most vicious ass pirates of them all..."
Usopp: "OK! I'm gonna fire myself over there & have wild sex with every one of those guys!"
Zoro: "Jesus Christ, Usopp cut it out- everyone knows you're not gay."
Chopper: "I'ma let ya niggas know how we do it back at the hoooo~od, bitches!"
Chopper: "Nigga, f*ck blue, I like RED bitch. I cut yo ass, nigga!"
Sanji: "Hey look we're headin' to Alabastard"
Vivi: "Uh, it's AlabastA"
Sanji: I have Cancer.
Chopper: Sucks to be you!
Pandaman: HEY LOOK AT ME EVERYONE!
Jango- Hey, Fullbody, let's dance to "We Are the Children". 'Cuz it's easy as ABC, 123, Do-Re-Mi, they A-pprove me!
Fullbody- Uhhh, Jango, you scare me… O.o'
Mohji- Ow! Bu-ggy, Kabaji gave me a boo-boo! Scar replaced with a bandage
Buggy- AHHHH! WE NEED TO TAKE MOHJI TO THE HOSPITAL!!!
Alvida- Where in tarnation is m'a Luffy? Once I find him, I'll luv him 'til the day he dahs[dies].
Nico Robin- Joins the crew. O'm gonn'a stay here, 'cuz I lost all m'a equity 'cuz of that dang Crocodile. He destroyed m'a farm and the chickens were goin' coo-coo.
Note: That Nico Robin story was made up. ^^
Decided to bring this thread back up cuz its super hilarious!
**Bon Clay:**Hey guys!
**Crew:**Hey Bon Clay!
**Sanji:**Hey Bon, i missed you. Remember when we last met? Unbelieveable.wink
**Bon Clay ingores Sanji, then:**Hey Nami. You look sexy today.
Nami: Wanna go to the back of the ship? wink wink
**Sanji-**Do you want fries with that?
Zoro: Luffy, give me your Straw Hat! I wanna be king of the Pirates!
Luffy: Shut up Zoro! You can keep it, just after I take a swim!
Zoro- How many times do I have to tell you? Call me Zolo!
Arlong: Nami, I am your Father!
Nami: YAY! Daddy can I have 100,000,000 to go buy the island back?
Arlong: Maybe later.
Nami: Thanks daddy! I love you!
Enel: Guess who's back, back again?
Enel's back, tell a friend.
Enel's back, Enel's back, Enel's back,
Enel's back, Enel's back, Enel's back.
Paulie and Iceberg hiring secretary: Okay next?
Calipha comes in with a short skirt
Paulie: You're hired!
Nami: I just got a millioin Beri… I think I'll donate it all to charity.
Luffy: I've been thinking about how to beat this guy. to beat him I'll have to divide the sum of the range my gomu gomu powers can stretch me by the ammount of inertia from the snap back and then multiply that by the distance he is away from me. that's my hypothesis anyway.
Zoro: this white sword, I wana trade it in for the Best pocetknife you've got! (to a sword shop owner)
Sanji: I've been thinking about quitting the Culinary arts and getting into dentistry!
Usopp: yeah, im alone, I definately dont have any followers to stop you from beating the crap outta me.
Chopper: heal your own damn self
Robin: Buster Call HAH! I laugh at thee
Man, these are freaken hilarious! Thanks ultimateclima for bring this back, or else I would have never known about it.
Here's a few:
Luffy: Gear 394!!!!!shoots a kameyamya blowing up the planet
Calipha: clears tableSpandam take me now! I love weak men!
Luffy: Hey guys I applied us all for the Marines!
Smoker after telling government eat shit: Oh fuck I could lose my job. calls back Sorry, pwease forgive me! I didn't mean any of it!crying
Strawhats: Bonclay your alive!
Bonclay: Yes and I'd like you to meet my wife Hina!
Warning kind of dark.
Luffy: Hey Shanks look I'm a pirate!
Shanks: I know I saw your bounty. So how many people did you slaughter!
Shanks: Yeah how many women and children did you rape and murder!
Luffy: What are you talking about Shanks!? Do you do these things!?
Shanks: Yeah thats what ALL PIRATES DO!
Hina: Hina did dookie in the pants.
Fullbody: Gonna use a toilet, stupid woman!
Mohji: Ritchie, that horrible lion! After everything I gave to him, he still wants a hug!
Buggy: You give him everything, except love.
Miss Goldenweek: Screw up with art, let's watch TV!
Miss Valentine: gives her trademark hysterical laugh
Mr. 5: Why Mr. 0 paired me with a mental retarted?
Mr. 3: Because you two make the cutest couple in BW ^_^!
Mr. 5: But I didn't want a moron!
Miss Goldenweek: You could just blast her, idiot!
Luffy: SANJI! VEGETABLE!
Sanji: ZORO SWAN!
CHOPPER: I dont curse!
Zoro: IM homosexual…..
Nami: keep the change...
Crocodile: I GOT SAND IN MY PANTS! NO!!!
I can't believe that no one wrote this.
Zoro : Bankai.
Try saying "...". Tis hard.
Zoro: Shut up or I'll kick your balls off!
Luffy: Bara Bara no...