Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. I am proud to present to you the theory to end all theories. Read these next words in a fine, balanced stead, for you may not feel the same when you exit my linguistic journey. You may even question the fact that your essence has been labeled with the digital boundaries we know as "Screen names". I, however, am free from these vile claws (as the puppeteer of the vultures that circle around your computers) and I show no hesitation in portraying these beliefs to you; except perhaps for a quick trip to Thesaurus.com.
In the graphical World (and beyond, to those among us with flying ships) we know to exist - albeit namelessly - in the tome dwelling boundaries of "One Piece", there exists a group, although not specifically a tenacious cabal of sorts, that seeks to halt the progress of our Peace Main - one Monkey D. Luffy - and his crew by means of mental and (more frequently) physical combat. They each have their own methods and reasons for this assault, however every last one of them is cast in the light of the villain (a shadow, perhaps.) It is with a sincere grimace that I present to you these images:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Untitled-1_copy.jpg (the shiny bits)
Have you observed? Do you not see what I see? I can feel it; I'm sure many of you can. You can see it, hear it, there may be smelling involved. Sensory usage is at an all-time maximum for this topic. I will leave you to continue to sew the threads upon this thread in your own means, however I may return to examine your observations of my evidence.
Thank you Arlong Park, there will be no encores.