Alvidia: Sniff, Sniff Ugh, what's that awful smell?
Buggy: Hang on, I'll find out. WHAT'S THAT AWFUL SMELL?
Cabaji: WHAT'S THAT AWFUL SMELL?
Ace: What's that awful smell?
Mohji: Thier very worst nightmare.
Ace: YOUR VERY WORST NIGHTMARE!
Cabaji: OUR VERY WORST NIGHTMARE!
Kuro: You know, I never wanted to be pirate in the first place. I always wanted to be-
Luffy: A lumberjack?
Kuro: No, we won't be doing THAT tired old parody.
Whitebeard: Pssst, hey Ace, can you keep a secret?
Ace: Sure thing.
Whitebeard: I'm not sick at all. I'm just REALLY into nurses.
Sanji: Hey Patty, everyone at table 7 ordered the tossed salad.
Patty: Well go back and tell them to order something else. We can't make tossed salad today.
Sanji: What do you mean? We just got a fresh shipment of vegetables this morning.
Patty: Yeah, but the catapult is still isn't fixed yet.
Chibi-Nami: Hey Vivi, wanna see a trick?
Chibi-Vivi: Yeah, OK.
Chibi-Nami: Great, just hand me a 100-Beli coin, Vivi does so and watch me dissappear. HA HA! Vivi tackles her to the ground Whoah! Hey! Didn't I say this was a trick?
Anyone out there got their own quickies?