http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-06-26-recess-bans_x.htm?csp=24
….........WTF
some of these people need to remember what being a kid is all about
Safety Police Strike again.
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Next all schools must have padded corners and safety rails in the hallways to prevent falling. Though I don't blame the schools any. They're just covering their asses from bogus lawsuits parents are filing in spades these days.
Its sad that people who keep coming after me lose the things we used to do as kids. My fondest memories were of rough housing on piles of snow in North Dakota playing King of the Hill.
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agreed and Snowball fights / making forts /
the better question now would be what can kids do anymore?
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Ugh! There are children that are overweight, so they need the exercise in sports in order to lose weight. -_-' Duh.
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This reminds me of when the partents sued McDonalds for "making" their kids fat. Hello? Who was the one that paid for McDonalds? Who was the one making the money to eat there? Who was the one that allowed the kids to eat at McDonalds?
It's this sort of thing Matt Stone and Trey Parker try to stay away from in South Park, and what they brought up in the Cartman VS. Family Guy episodes. If they disallow one thing, creating a bias, then others will want to ban the things they want and ues the first thing as an excuse!
I never remember getting seriously hurt from playing games like King of the Hill, Dodgeball, or Tag or Soccer. However, I did almost pierce my hand from falling form the monkey bars onto woodchips that replaced gravel because the gravel was "too dangerous." I've got a message to the people that did that (and this…) FUCK YOU!!!
Well, next they'll be banning playground equipment for being hazardous, and then everyone will live in a bubble because everything is "too dangerous." No one will ever have fun, and the kids will eventually rebel against their parents, being angry at all of their incompetence, and then pandemonium.
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poor kids the only thing that was fun for them, they took it away.
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Human incompetence is growing everyday thanks to people like them.
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With all that dangerous stuff I grew up with, it is a Miracle that I am even alive. Poor kids..
Brandee
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Since when is kids getting hurt a bad thing? I was a clutz and a half as a kid, and I sustained a ridiculous amount of injuries on the playground. Er… So what? It's a scrape. It's a bruise. It's a cut. It's blood. It's not like these kids are getting compund fractures and piercing thier organs with split bone, right? Kids are supposed to get hurt. It worse when they don't, actually, because then you'll wind up with a Pearl or Helmeppo (I use these examples because I know two kids, one that went in each direction, and I have to tell you it isn't pretty). Parents need to find something better to do than ruin their children's lives - funniest part? These stalker moms that are so obsessed with taking good care of their kids often end up with the most messed-up kids of all.
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Yeah, getting hurt is good…well, not at first, but a little blood, a scar, stuff like that is good material for stories or to show off, when you're a kid.^^
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Ummmm…tag? Tag, the who knows how old game where kids poke each other in the backs while running around in circles? Are we talking about the same tag?
This is ridiculous. Next we'll make a rule forcing kids to wear pillow suits and move about the schools in little hover chairs. I can't see any reason at all why tag football or tag would be banned. Silly government.
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WTF mate? What exactly were the people thinking?
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@ Mr. All Sunday: Since kids will no longer be playing tag, hide and seek will be next. And definitely, the blind-fold version of tag is gone, 'cuz you can easily run into something, and break your nose, like running into a tree (owch).
The list of things that will be banned next
- outdoor iceskating.
- hockey for school students (definitely that).
- monkey bars. Kids with sweaty palms are likely to lose their grip and fall.
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The best part of my child hood (7 years ago) was getting hurt. Then people would have to give me attention
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Our nation is slowly turning into one big, sandy, sloppy, wet vagina.
buttcheeks
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Nah, it'll get worse. Eventually, all soccer moms will pester scientists until they find a way to stop gravity. Everybody knows how dangerous gravity is, somebody could fall and get hurt! Down with gravity! Wait, that doesn't sound right.
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Advocates say that children not getting enough exercise can lead to obesity and other related health issues. Now other advocates are banning exercise games because they are dangerous. Man I can't imagine a fate worst than life.
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that reminds me of the comercial for some medical salve or something; This lady is showing this mom a stroller with all these built in saftey features all over it. Then they call the little boy over to try it out, and he trips over it and hurts himself.
I laughed at the part of the article where they said the kids can still play soccer and tag inside with teacher supervision. Don't they have teacher supervision outside on the playground. I remember in my town, there was always a teacher on supervision at recess.
You know, here's a good idea, if it's too dangerous to play outside, lets all sit inside and watch tv all day, and play videogames. (being sarcastic, cause parents usually tell us, to stop watching tv and go play outside)
You know, it doesn't matter what you take away from kids, they will still find the most crazy ways to injure themselves.
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This compliments the other article I was reading about how the parents of kids at local schools in my area were voting on which books to ban from the required reading list. It seems that timeless novels of old are too offensive for students today and have to be removed. Classics like Catcher in the Rye, Of Mice and Men, All the Kings Men, Heart of Darkness and others might be removed from the curriculum.
But jeez, the kids of the future are going to be wusses.
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@The:
Our nation is slowly turning into one big, sandy, sloppy, wet vagina.
Eeeeeewwwwwww.
You know what, maybe I should run for president or something. And make a constitutional amendment that says 'It is hereby illegal to be politically incorrect about COMMON SENSE'. Urrrgghh.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Credo quia absurdum non credere. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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This compliments the other article I was reading about how the parents of kids at local schools in my area were voting on which books to ban from the required reading list. It seems that timeless novels of old are too offensive for students today and have to be removed. Classics like Catcher in the Rye, Of Mice and Men, All the Kings Men, Heart of Darkness and others might be removed from the curriculum.
But jeez, the kids of the future are going to be wusses.
I'm not sure if Of Mice and Men was part of it, but Catcher in the Rye was definitely in the Knowledge Masters Open Competition that so many schools enter. There were definitely at least 5 questions involving Catcher in the Rye. I guess more people are gonna dumb down their points thanks to things like that.
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@The:
Our nation is slowly turning into one big, sandy, sloppy, wet vagina.
wtf…
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Banning books is absolute shit. Censorship is censorship, and if a book was written well, forget what its message is. The point of school is not only to learn mentally, but also socially - by taking away all of these classics we are not only making our children dumb as rocks, we are also neglecting to teach them important lessons about life. These are classics of literature, and just because some soccer mom somewhere has a problem with Holden Caulfield being screwed up in the head (which is a huge part of the book) all of J. D. Salinger's work has to go to waste on these kids? America has officially been ass-fucked by soccer moms and hey, I bet even some dads. When the kids of this generation join the work force in 20 or so years and they don't know anything and people from other countries look at them funny when they can't take a little pain and don't know the difference between a work of Sophocles (because Jocasta stabbed her eyes out, oh no, don't show the kiddies violence!) and a work of Salinger (so what if Holden is a drunk? Nothing good ever happens to him, it's a good lesson) or other bits of information everyone else will know, I will personally urinate on the grave of every soccer mom and pussy parent in America. And possibly shit, too, if I find it within my bowels to do so.
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eh I used to go to wichita,They ban everything on what kids complain about.If they argued about sitting around I bet they'll ban that too.
So far Soccer,Football,Tag,Dodgeball,and basketball are banned.Not too sure on basketball but noone ever played it when the other games were banned.I say someones just too lazy to ban certain people from playing those games who cause problems,and im just gonna say this because us kids were pissed off when all that happened.WICHITA SUCKS!
Doesnt anyone else think kids these days need to get active?that and if kids dont get enough energy out,the kids will probably go nuts in class.
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soon we'll be banning the bible…
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you know how there is always conflict with people trying to enter the country. (USA, and Canada) Well maybe the Gov. is trying to brainwash us to be stupid, and this is where all the "soccer moms" come from. Then, when people from other countries, who are smarter, come to our country; They come and say, why the hell are you banning all these fun and harmless games for the kids.
See, the Gov. doesn't want all these smart people from other countries. It's a conspiracy. That's why the Gov. makes them all drive cabs, and other crapy jobs. So we won't take them seriosly.
Maybe the whole 9/11 thing was all just so we won't listen to muslims. Maybe Muslims are the smartest people of all.
(please don't be offended, or take me seriosly, I'm just trying to make fun of the Gov. in a creative way.)
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(please don't be offended, or take me seriosly, I'm just trying to make fun of the Gov. in a creative way.)
Though you are not so wrong with what you say. Of course not everything is correct what you say (but you know that yourself).
However you are most definitely right that the goverments (to which not only the US government counts) is most definitely trying to brainwash the people stupid. Of course nobody would confess that openely because with that you start riots on the streets etc. so denying it and calling theories like that "bullshit".
But still it is true that goverments are trying to make us stupid, because that way we become an easy to manipulate large mass who doesn´t know what´s right or wrong if it wouldn´t be for the wise goverments. ;)
The reason why goverments have to go these ways is the ugly history of mankind. Such sad developments with the holocaust in WWII show us that you can´t go on dominating the world by openly claming that your goal is to dominate the world. Nowadays you have to always say that you´re fighting a good fight and that everyone who´s not on your sight is an evil being that has formed bonds with Satan. And of course if you´re stupid enough then you´ll believe it and support wrong decisions by the goverment because you lack the intelligence to consturctively doubt a governments motives.
This is not only a problem within the USA, though the USA seems to be to top scorer on that field. The whole world suffers from such a development. And the sad thing is that no matter how much time it takes, it won´t end good for any of us. It´s a sad sad truth.
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About the books, last year I read Catcher in the Rye with no problem. This yearI look for the summer reading schedule and they now have premission slips to sign.
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About the books, last year I read Catcher in the Rye with no problem. This yearI look for the summer reading schedule and they now have premission slips to sign.
Wow, that was implemented a lot faster than I expected. I imagine book burnings will follow soon after…
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anyways parents should want their kids to read Catcher he gets a prostitue and just wants to talk…..
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But gasp it says bad things.
Next will be Cuckoo's nest. I think the whole "ffffuccck thhheeee wiffeeee!" will be enough for it to be banned….
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These people are retards. One minute they tell us to do something and the next minute they ban it.
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Aren't those games what got educators to what they are today? Maybe they were one of those geeks that looked like Steve Urkel all the time and never got invited to play those games. This government becomes more idiotic by the second.
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This is an undeniable fact….
If you make something idiot proof, God will make a better idiot.Oh and Prince-san, I was one of those people who never got invited to play games. Instead I remember the two team captains arguing which team I was on, neither wanted me. Thanks for bringing up bad memories...
But I do agree that banning fun little games are stupid. This is political corectness gone amuck. It makes me think of the movie Demolition Man, where the lady says, "Smoking is bad for you, and since the government has decided that everything that is bad for you is illegal, smoking is illegal." She then lists a whole bunch of stupid things like, red meat and bad language.
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Man, I am like the worst person alive. I bring back bad memories and worsen everyone's lives. Just today, I went over to a freind's house, and I was talking about Six Flags (to start a conversaton) and somehow my conversation started to embarrass my friend. Talking about him crying when he pooped his pants. Just the other day, I talk about pirates (the movie) and my friend was shivering and was staggering, he has pirate-phobia apparently. I brought REALLY bad memories to him. I think that I SHOULD have drowned in that pool and I SHOULD have been killed by those cars, and maybe I should've just choked on that small piece of popcorn while watching Beauty and the Beast.
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@Kidany:
I think there was a quote, not sure how it went exactly but it was something like this: "A person is smart, but people are stupid." I'm pretty sure it's worded alot better than that.
Men in Black…"A PERSON is smart, PEOPLE are dumb, stupid, paniky animals!"
And Prince-san, don't worry about it. I have two or three incidents that are triggered by unknown triggers. I've psycotheripied myself through one of them. Now I just need to work on the remaining one.
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If only kids.. knew the Safety Dance…
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I've seen this on another forum and yes, it's insane.
Funny that woodchips were mentioned earlier. I once fell off a slide onto woodchips and bloodied up my face pretty badly. Got over it pretty quickly, and it was kinda cool going to school like that (I got so much attention, heh ^_^ ).
the better question now would be what can kids do anymore?
Play DDR during gym (I'm serious).
that reminds me of the comercial for some medical salve or something; This lady is showing this mom a stroller with all these built in saftey features all over it. Then they call the little boy over to try it out, and he trips over it and hurts himself.
It's like the warning label on strollers now:
"Do not fold while child is still inside."
Eeeeeewwwwwww.
My thoughts exactly (and apparently everyone elses' that saw that). o_o
If you make something idiot proof, God will make a better idiot.
Proof that God has a sense of humor. XD
Oh and Prince-san, I was one of those people who never got invited to play games. Instead I remember the two team captains arguing which team I was on, neither wanted me. Thanks for bringing up bad memories…
My dad grew up like that. Probably would be the reason I always tried to BE the captain in those games. =p
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Hm, the Picture and description to the side is Cincinnati, Ohio. Thats were I live. o_o (well…right outside, like 5 mins atleast)
