Spandam and his reactions(Careful, may contain spoilers)

[joekido the Second]

Well, that Jabura is getting owned soon; after he falls there will be olny 3 CP9 left. After Zoro defeated Kaku and Luffy defeated Lucchi, I wonder how will Spandam react?

This is not mean to be a bashing topic, after reading the 415 spoiler I got a funny thought on what would happened if Luffy, Zoro, Sogeking, Sanji, Nami, Chopper, and Franky shows up at the bridge facing Spandam, I wonder how will he react?

I've been pretty upset at how he treated Robin and was so obessesed at bringing Robin to the GOJ. He hit her twice and pulls her hair, thus forcing Robin through the GOJ.

I remamber how Spandam boosts about the CP9 getting stronger, I remamber he tries to believe that the pirates will never reach him, he told Robin that she will olny find dead pirates body if she goes back down. If all the Straw Hat pirates shows up, I wonder how will he reacts when he finds out all the CP9 get defeated? I can't wait to see this happening.

[Capt Haggis]

Personally I suspect he be to busy getting his trunk handed to him by ussop/sogeking to really react.

[WarcoW]

Im really glad this is a shonen manga, and not of the genre Berserk is.
Cos helpless woman + scum of the earth = not very good

Spandam deserves his face smashed in a million times more and i'd love it if all the SHs have a go at him.

[Buuhan1]

Tell you the truth. I think Oda gave Franky those large forearms for more than just unique character design and refference to Popeye. I have a very good feeling those bad boys are gonna be pounding Spandam into the pavement in no time.

[Robot Chicken]

Franky and Sogeking pwnage is awesome, but I really wanna see them get Robin out of the cuffs and have her snap Spandam's spine with a Clutch or two. Then Hang him and kick him in the nuts a few times, give him real sexual harrassment. Then throw him in the waterfall. I'm feeling much better now…

[Deicide]

I think Usopp will save Robin and defeat Spandam. As Robin is being freed, Spandam awakens and try to escape, just to be hold by Robin's powers and clutched. In the middle of his agony, Franky comes, tells him "this is for Tom-San" and gives him a Strong Right right in his face.

[Buuhan1]

@Robot:

Franky and Sogeking pwnage is awesome, but I really wanna see them get Robin out of the cuffs and have her snap Spandam's spine with a Clutch or two. Then Hang him and kick him in the nuts a few times, give him real sexual harrassment. Then throw him in the waterfall. I'm feeling much better now…

Its okay man, this is exactly what I did when in that one chapter he slapped Robin and kicked her down the stairs. It really helps.

[Ganner_Rhysode]

I must say that I'm very excited to see actually spandams face, when who-ever (Franky, Soge-King or the whole SHC) shows up.. he will be surely very surprised..
It would be great to see a one-page-full-face-shot of him, like in the skypea-arc when we all saw enel freaking out XD

[ITSALION]

Franky will mush Spandam's head like a graper because Franky is the One for Robin. xD

[Monch_D_Roof]

I think Nami, Franky, and Usopp will catch up with Spandam. Spandam will pull out Funkfreed, and Nami will take it down. Usopp and Franky will then pummel the crap out of that scum.

[CosmicDebris]

It's really not enough for Spandam to just be pummeled; The guy is physically weak. It will be no big feat to beat him up. It will be much greater to see him completely humiliated and everything he worked so hard to underhandedly accomplish come crashing down before his eyes.

[TheSonofBattles]

I wonder if theres some way they could manage to get him demoted, fired or even outlawed. Thats the only way that they could make things worse for him than they already are tbh. CP9 defeated, Pluton plans burned, Robin and Franky free, and the Strawhats gone after declaring war on the World Goverment and invading one of their greatest bases.

Also, the more I think back to Nami and the map room in Arlong Park, the more certain I become they'll at least partially destroy the Buster Call - They have to show Robin they can stand up to it to break her free of her past and her fears.

So yea, not only will Spandam definately be physically fucked up, he'll be mentally destroyed as well.

I'd still like to see him made an outlaw for calling an unnessecary Buster Call, overseeing Enies Lobby during its invasion and all the bad calls he made during it due to selfishness and possibly (for political reasons) for trying to revive the ancient weapons etc.

[King Smack]

I think the one who "defeats" Spandam, or beats him up, could receive a bounty later just for him to spite that person. Seems kinda like Spandam. But then he could get in trouble with the WG if his little Pluton plan gets leaked, then he won't be asking for a bounty…

[Capt Haggis]

Hmm. Can a Impact Dial store more then one impact? It would be cool if the whole crew uses the dial to get him with one punch for revenge.

[Darkariel]

For Spandam to be totally humiliated is necessary that everything he is bragin about gets defeated so all CP9's defeated Buster Call destroyed and them Franky and Nico Robin and maybe Sanji and all others should just leave Spandam alone in a pity gesture to make him feel even more humiliated (like you don't even deserve to be kick by me you weakling)

But I think that Oda may have planned a sort of diferent situation

[valiantt]

I really hope Oda does something spectacular with him for, in my perspective, I believe he was developed really well for such an interesting villian…I really hope he goes far into the deep end regarding insanity...then perhaps get his own bounty for being incompetent (calling Buster Call, losing to pirates, etc..).

[*Meh*]

Long nights of agonizing torture in a Government prison, along with the knowledge that he will never hold any power over anyone ever again. Oh, and being defecated on by Tom-san (if he's still alive.)

[Dr.Chopper]

He'd probably just crap his pants.

[Quexinos]

ew…

Im wondering if somehow everyone will get off the island before the Buster Call expect Spandam XD I think that might be funny...

[davybackfight]

I can't wait to see.

[Bounty1Berry]

Spandam can't be defeated easily, because there's nothing to defeat.

-You can't rearrange his face without improving it.

-He has no obvious public wealth and status, like Crocodile had.

-There's no symbolic posession which can be taken from him, like Arlong Park.

-If you arrest him, does it make a difference for a man who was always imprisoned by his job and its need for secrecy?

-Finally, he has nothing to be proud of to strip him of. The job was inherited!

Only getting him sacked could possibly do it for him. And how would that happen? Will you see a classified advert for his replacement:

The World Government is hiring an experienced manager. Fast-paced environment of killing people and pretending to be shipbuilder. Must know rokushiki, douriki 1000+ preferred. Shorthand and Microsoft Office a plus. Full benefits after 180 days. Call …"

He's a cockroach. Nothing you can really take from him but his life, and Oda doesn't kill. I could see him, in a way, being the Grand Line's Buggy, showing up later on with a comically ineffectual attempt at revenge.

[Monch_D_Roof]

Well, maybe Oda will surprise us and kill him off. He desrves to die.

[Orca18]

I think the one who gonna kich his(Spandam) ass is Usoop…so there's gonna be fight between Frunkfrid en Kabuto...that's awesome...Maybe that's why Sanji told Usoop..he's the only one left who can fight that ba***rd..some how..
Franky is the one that release and help Robin...
Well..that's all just my thought..

[TheSonofBattles]

@Bounty1Berry:

Spandam can't be defeated easily, because there's nothing to defeat.

-There's no symbolic posession which can be taken from him, like Arlong Park.

-If you arrest him, does it make a difference for a man who was always imprisoned by his job and its need for secrecy?

-Finally, he has nothing to be proud of to strip him of. The job was inherited!

I don't think this is quite true. Spandam may have been imprisoned by his job, but it was by choice, for his own ambitions and plans. He, by the looks of it, wants to be in a head position of the World Goverment.

Anyways, if they arressted him for incompetance (i.e. his handling of the Strawhat invasion and CP9 in general) as well as for over reaching and then bung him in jail after taking away all his weapons and resources (CP9, Buste Call phone, Funkfried etc.) I'd say it would be pretty fitting.

The fact that he'll have lost everything he was using to achieve his ambitions, and any chance at them would be more painful than anything the Strawhats could do to a man like that I'd imagine.

[Desperado]

All Spandam cares about is his personal career so thats what they
will take from him. And maybe his freedom.

[yoshis007]

I think the fight will take slightly longer than just…
"ITS SPANDAM"
"AH, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE? IMPOSSIBLE!"
then pow... unconscious...

sogeking will probably enter some sort of fight with spandam... because ussop hasn't had much of a chance to show off his new weapon...

spandam is probably stronger than we think... he does have his sword...

Spandam would probably get really scared.. but is very close in dragging robin into some sort of vehicle or closing the gate of justice or something. Spandam would laugh triumphantly... Then the rest of the group, hopefully sogeking, would probably barely rescue robin... Then spandam gets owned
The typical ending for shounen

[Bounty1Berry]

@TheSonofBattles:

I don't think this is quite true. Spandam may have been imprisoned by his job, but it was by choice, for his own ambitions and plans. He, by the looks of it, wants to be in a head position of the World Goverment.

I don't understand his career ambitions personally. Where do you go after head of CP9? "Here's your new boss, he's talented, but there will be no official explanation as to what makes him talented and experienced."

Hell, I'm gonna try the Spandam Excuse next time I have a job interview.

Employer: "So what did you do from graduation til January?"
Me: "I was in a top-secret assassination squad. Our mission was to bring down a mayor who knew too much."
Employer: "Any other special skills?"
Me: "Douriki of 175."

Anyways, if they arressted him for incompetance (i.e. his handling of the Strawhat invasion and CP9 in general) as well as for over reaching and then bung him in jail after taking away all his weapons and resources (CP9, Buste Call phone, Funkfried etc.) I'd say it would be pretty fitting.

I think it's the best they can do, but it's not really that much. He's the sort who will sit in a jail forever stewing.

[changsho]

@Capt:

Personally I suspect he be to busy getting his trunk handed to him by ussop/sogeking to really react.

Wheeee I hope it goes like this:

[King Smack]

nice drawing there ^^

umm i think any of the strawhats could kick his ass personally.. but maybe sanji sent usopp to do it cuz he cant beat any other cp9 ~~

[TheSonofBattles]

I think King Smack is either taking or talking smack to rile up others

As for Changsho, as fantastic as that drawing is, I hope he doesn't have the Sogeking mask on when he does it.

And finally for Bounty1Berry: if he doesn't want to move on from CP9, then why always bang on about his ambitions and dreams?

Besides, you keep saying he can't exactly apply for another job using CP9 as a referance. Why the fuck not? Its not like the higher ups in the World Goverment, the people who'd be promoting him for good service, or who he'd be pressuring to promote him to something more powerful don't know about it.

He's not going to have to apply for anything higher, he'll either be given it, or more likely, using Pluton, he'll take it.

Put him in jail, take away his access to the Buster Call, to agents like CP9, and weapons like Funkfried, as well as make him an outlaw and you take away his chance at making that dream of power and domination come true.

He'll have no chance at his dreams, everything he had will be gone, and he'll be languishing eternally in jail with no way out.

I think that might just sting him a bit personally.

[Bounty1Berry]

@TheSonofBattles:

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And finally for Bounty1Berry: if he doesn't want to move on from CP9, then why always bang on about his ambitions and dreams?

It's not so much that he doesn't want to move on, just that we haven't seen a clear upwards direction for him. See below.

Besides, you keep saying he can't exactly apply for another job using CP9 as a referance. Why the fuck not? Its not like the higher ups in the World Goverment, the people who'd be promoting him for good service, or who he'd be pressuring to promote him to something more powerful don't know about it.

Several bits:

-I'd expect the black-ops department of the WG to be fairly "compartmentalised", so the rest of the government can keep their hands clean. "We told them to get rid of Pluton, we didn't tell them to kill Iceburg."

-Spandam's pretty high up already. There's probably only the guy in charge of secret organizations directly above him.

-As a result, it's likely that any promotion they'd reward Spandam with would involve a "lateral" transfer to another governmental unit where there are more options available, and who doesn't know him (deliberately)

-For an example, let's say they want to engineer such a promotion by making him a Vice Admiral. To do so successfully, they'd have to convince the Marine chiefs of his capability of doing the job, and, perhaps more importantly, justify his appearance to the men under him, who I think would see Mr. Happy Mask and mutiny in a heartbeat.

-Finally, the WG can't very easily replace him, or indeed, any CP9. It's probably a very strongly "train your replacement, then be killed by him" job because of the need for secrecy and strong training.

[TheSonofBattles]

Yea, but that was why I included this:

@TheSonofBattles:

He's not going to have to apply for anything higher, he'll either be given it, or more likely, using Pluton, he'll take it.

His ambition is for power by the looks of it. And with Pluton or any other ancient weapon he'd be able to take it by force and hold it by force regardless of what other people think of him. Take away not only his means of achieving that, but the time and places to achieve it from, and he'll literaly have nothing left.

That will hurt him.

[*Meh*]

Peel him like an apple, then roast the shavings; make an au jus from the melted fat and blood, and..oh! Sorry 'bout that.

Honestly, just suffering defeat at the hands of a "rag-tag gang of pirates" when he's so close to achieving so much-capture of Nico Robin, location of Ancient Weapon, elimination of last Ohara survivor-would be enough to throw any of the prior villains into a tantrum. I expect Spandam would pass out from high blood pressure and shock.