"Welcome folks to Madison Square Garden, where we present to you in classic Merry Marvel Tradition, the match up of the Century" a well dressed man in a tux exclaimed over the microphone as the crowd's slowly began to fill the arena. "Witness this Catastrophic Collision of Collosal Combatants" the man echoed loudly getting the crowd pumped up.
In the Blue corner weighing in at 500 lbs, Yancie's Fancy, the Brooklyn Behemoth. New York's very own ever lovin Blue Eyed THING! Benjamin J Grimm!!!!" the man shouted and the crowd went wild as the massive figure of the Thing confidently strode into the arena.
"Geez what a crowd" the Thing said to himself as he stepped into the ring. Raising his arms to the crowd he threw a couple of mock punches firing them up even more.
"And in the red corner also weighing in at 500 lbs. hailing all the way from Siberia, the Menacingly Malicious Mutant Monster THE COLOSSUS!!!" the man cheered as the audience began to boo and hiss.
Cat calls went out through the arena as Kitty Pryde sat down "and why is Peter doing this again?" the young woman asked.
"Because, it's for charity" Logan remarked sitting down next to her and cracking a beer "it's amazing what a man will do with the right motivation" he said flashing a wicked grin.
"Thanks for coming Logan" she spoke "I don't think I could have watched this alone" she said innocently.
"Nah, don't mention it, I wouldn't miss this for the world. Hell I got 200 bucks ridin on this match" he said with a grin.
"You bet on Peter!!!???" she said in disgust.
"You kiddin me, my money's on that Orange pile of ugly over there" he said with a laugh "that poor kid doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell".
Peter Rasputin stepped into the ring and gave the announcer an angry glare "I would appreciate it, if next time you would refrain from using such harsh words" he said patiently.
"Whatever you say Ruskie" the ill-mannered announcer replied unremorsefully.
The ref brough the two fighters together and began explaining the rules of the match up. The Thing looked over at the young mutant before him "Don't worry kid, this is just for charity so I won't mess you up too bad." he said with a wink.
Colossus smiled back and replied "I too would try not to disfigure your appearance comrade, but it seems that point would be…how do you say?...moot" he said turning his back to the Thing and walking back to his corner.
The Thing stood with his mouth open "I think I just been insulted, aaahh flippin Russian" he muttered to himself as he readied himself in the corner.
The crowd was now at a fever pitch as the rowdy patrons began to cheer "Give 'EM what for Thing. Yeah, send that Mutie Commie back to Russia" they cried.
The Bell rung out and the Thing glared across the ring. "Yo Metal butt, guess what time it is!? he shouted.
"IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME!!!!"
Fight!!!!!
