Solomon Grundy tore through the crowd knocking people aside as if they weren't even there. Glancing over his shoulder he saw the massive figure of the Juggernaut charging after him. Reaching out he grabbed a Post office box and ripped it out of the ground. "Go Away!!!" he shouted hurling the box at Juggernaut.
Juggernaut laughed to himself as he tore through the mail box. "What the hell is that? A mail box? A fucking Mail Box?" he shouted as he charged after Solomon Grundy "I'm the fucking Juggernaut!!! You tried to stop me with a mail BOX!!????".
Solomon Grundy tossed the money aside and stepped out in front of a moving car. Catching it with both hands he lifted it up over his head "Solomon Grundy stop you!!!!" he said throwing the car at the oncoming Juggernaut.
Juggernaut laughed as he caught the car in midair. Ripping the car in two he tossed it aside and continued his charge towards the zombie like figure of Solomon Grundy. The poor old lady in the car was left to dial her insurance company and explain what had happened….they probably wouldn't believe her.
Juggernaut plowed into Solomon Grundy lifting him up off the ground. "That is it!!!!" he shouted "I am through playing with you!". Slamming the monster through a wall, Juggernaut finished his assault by slamming him into the ground with all the grace a child might show a rag doll.
Juggernaut looked down at the broken figure before him. A horrible smell seemed to be coming from the rotting skin. "Oh god what are you?" he said with disgust.
Solomon Grundy looked up from the crater he lay in "Solo..mon..Grundy....bo..rn...on" he moaned as he reached a broken arm up. His body limply tried to move, but couldn't muster the strength. All he could do was look up as Juggernaut's boot came smashing into his face.
Juggernaut looked at the slime on his shoe "Oh god...what the hell is this mess? This better come off" he said wiping the bottom of his boot across the floor. Casually he picked up the money that had been left outside.
A police officer came up to him "Thanks for stopping that maniac" he said with a tip of his hat.
Juggernaut eyed him for a second. A strong backhand sent the poor officer sky rocketing into orbit. "Doesn't anyone in this town know who I am???!!! I'm the motherfuckin JUGGERNAUT!!!" he said as he knocked over a sign reading "Welcome to Metropolis".
Winner: Juggernaut