Howdy.
Before I introcude myself further…. Nobody is getting any limbs, livers or killing me. You can't kill good looks.
I am Malakai, Special friend of Takato and a chef myself, although not professional. I enjoy a good book and always on the hunt for a good recipe idea. Guess you can tell whom my favourite One Piece charater is. I also like Op shopping for cosplay and costumes and sewing. I write fantasy novels (Sort of) and draw a bit.
tackle-glomps
^___________^ Miss yooooouuuu!!
whips out bo staff to protect her
Oooohh, we got someone who wants to survive, do we? :evil: Now, I promise you and your friend shall both experience a brand of pain not commonly known to most newcomers. pulls out chainsaw and flamethrower Just wait until 1 2 Jango and the duce arrive.
Welcome aboard, hopeless victim.
Welcome, friend of Takato and fan of Sanji, I presume. 
Hahaha… you crack me up! Hopeless victum indeed! hahaha!
Thwacks Pass the Rootbeer in the head
Behave now.
And yes, I am a big Sanji fan.
laughs She's not exactly helpless. I shouldn't be guarding her anyway but I want to. For reasons I'm not saying until you guys figure something out.
whacks Pass the Rootbeer again with her bo
Anyone who's foolish enough to think that whacking Rootbeer on the head IS helpless. pulls out a giant bazooka that shoots exploding chainsaws Prepare to die.
But before I do that, here, have some delicious deep-fried etch-a-sketches. hands them to you, then blasts you
Welcome! Welcome! Enjoy your stay here, you'll NEVER leave! Anyways, have some free prime cut 'special' stuff. hands you meat package now, before anyone says anything, it ISN'T poison, there's nothing that links poison above or below the counter! I got no links to it licks lips killer nosebleeds tho….thats another story.
Watch out for those deep-fried Etch-a-sketches, they're really high in triglycerides. And aluminum.
:grabs a severed limb at random and brands it with Arlong-sama's swirled-fish emblem:
Welcome. So you think you can survive and stop me from taking your soul.
Well you can't, nobody can stop me from taking soul's just before the Duce get's a nother victim
So your a chef, make me a nice meal and you can keep your soul.
Duce's mother is a horrible chef, her food suck's
Grabs the shotgun I wear on my back and grabs another limb and brands it with the Strawaht crest. Then shoots Rootbeer with a rain of Shotgun shells. Hi there! Im a surviver on these forums. If you ever need a weapon and ammo just come to me! and here's a rifle with about 1000 shots.
Hi. Welcome! 
Welcome, "ass-kicker."
GUM GUM WHIFFLE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!
sends Malakai flying
Have a good time and a happy landing! :biggrin:
Hi, newcomer. How about a pie in the face? throws pie in your face :biggrin:
Funny thing, after this post I went and looked up how etch-a-sketches work. Then last night I dreamed about taking apart an etcha-sketch. random
Interesting dream.
Malaki, Takato, and devilfruitgrower are trying to team-up on me, eh? This calls for the big guns. Feel the wrath of my pants! pulls off Pants Of Ominous Power and beats Malaki, Takatoko, and devilfruitgrower into a bloody pulp
Now you've learned to never take a sip of a bad rootbeer.
Ok….then.
Pass the Rootbeer: I fear no one's pants! You may try but like I said, you can't kill good looks.
Duce: You can't have what I haven't got anyway...No soul.
And to everyone else, thanks for the warm welcome... but the looks of things i might have to take up that offer of Ammo.
@Malaki:
I fear no one's pants! You may try but like I said, you can't kill good looks.
Hmm, you're tougher than most newcomers. You're very tough.
A perfect example of a possible Usoppian.
Have you given Usoppism a try? hands you a copy of the holy book of Usopp
Dude, I'm just a cook. Besides, I already have a supply of it with Takato.
Welcome to Arlong park. Give me your organs.
No.
Hmpfh Ya think you're too good for us, huh? Ya think you're tooooooooo good for the side of insanity, don't ya? Leaves, slaughter Malaki's family, torch her place down, destroy her possessions, and forces her to endure a Carrot Top comedy special
There, now she'll snap.
Oh ho ho. She'll snap alright >=3 and I won't bother trying to hold her back.
BRING IT ON!
:evil:
What? I like Carrot top!
I don't care about my things… and my brother remind me of Zoro too much anyway....
shivers Scary resemblance to Zoro actually.
@Pass:
A perfect example of a possible Usoppian.
Have you given Usoppism a try? hands you a copy of the holy book of Usopp
I hate fundamentalist pillow-biters! :laugh:
@Malakai:
What? I like Carrot top!
gasp The anti-christ is coming!
I don't care about my things… and my brother remind me of Zoro too much anyway....
Wow, you're more strong-willed than most of the people I know. I am impressed you haven't lost your mind yet.
I tip my hat to you.
But one day…... one day soon....... You will succum to crazyness. There is no chance that anyone can stay around here for long without losing most of thier sanity. :evil:
Ah!
But what's to say I haven't already lost it and your the sane one?
What if your actually trying to turn me sane?
@Pass:
Hmpfh Ya think you're too good for us, huh? Ya think you're tooooooooo good for the side of insanity, don't ya? Leaves, slaughter Malaki's family, torch her place down, destroy her possessions, and forces her to endure a Carrot Top comedy special
There, now she'll snap.
Thanks AWB.
And by the way, there's no way you can reverse my gender, because, as you see, I am a unisex.
@Malakai:
Ah!
But what's to say I haven't already lost it and your the sane one?
…......
You do know I won AP's craziest member award, right?
What if your actually trying to turn me sane?
singing I'm a little tea-pot short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout…
@Pass:
…......
You do know I won AP's craziest member award, right?
[sarcasm]Wow. Don't you feel special?[/sarcasm]
That's ok…. I don't need an award.
My bad puns and antics prove that I'm good.
ahem while Rootbeer is the craziest member, me and 1 2 are the most [givemeorgans]dangerous[/givemeorgans].
No, no organs for you.
@Takato:
[sarcasm]Wow. Don't you feel special?[/sarcasm]
Jeez. Just pointing out that I wasn't trying to make her sane, that's all.
@Malaki:
That's ok…. I don't need an award.
My bad puns and antics prove that I'm good.
Oh, you think you're more insane than me, do ya? Ha, that made me laugh.
Wow, you two are interesting. Welcome aboard, indeed. Hey, and sorry for trying to kill you and stuff. Standard procedure, required by law. No hard feelings, right?
Heel Takato. He's not that bad.
Heh, thanks for the warm welcome.
I enjoyed that greatly and just for that, a triple Choc Ice cream cake made from the finest ingrediants for everyone to share.
Beside, I hate to say this, but I've seen worst welcomes before.
growls lowly
Okay, fine. I'll heel.
Damnit, I was so looking forward to steak tonight.
Apology accepted.
Just remember that you're dealing with a werewolf here. Me.
@Malakai:
No, no organs for you.
Oksy then….. I shall give you my own!! gives away gallblader
@Takato:
growls lowly
Okay, fine. I'll heel.
Damnit, I was so looking forward to steak tonight.
Rootbeers aren't made out of meat, they're made of liquid. You're more than welcome to have a sip of my brain fluids, but if you want steak then I'd recomend a CosmicDebris.
Just remember that you're dealing with a werewolf here. Me.
Your threat has been noted.
Watch out for the mods. They'll hunt you down if they know you're a werewolf, and I'd hate you see you get killed so soon.
You can have glass steak, or you can pour the rootbeer onto the steak, thus we get Steak…
Dually noted. looks around suspiciously
1 2 Jango's right; if you can have wine on steak, why can't you have rootbeer instead? I'm missing wine tonight >=3
You mean me right?
Welcome to Arlong park Malakai seems like you're already having a good time so….hey.
