@Cap'n:
You know why Virtua Fighter 5 has "such great balance"?
Because it's a bland piece of shit starring uniform characters who all, more or less, have the exact same controls.
I think Cyringohn has a recurring nightmare about a bunch of guys dressed up as Marth urinating on and forcefully sodomizing him.
Agreed 100 percent. VF5 has no character whatsoever and it's boring and slow as all hell. Blandest fighting game of all time (and the most ovverated). Give me a Capcom (Third Strike, CVS2), Namco (Tekken, SC) or SNK (KOF11) fighter anyday.
And this tier shit is getting out of hand. Nobody cares, we just wanna have fun playing the game.